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Okay who the hell is this person and wtf is going on in that room.

Is thus your first day online?

Huh I had to look it up, I'm about 7 years behind on this drama. Certainly doesn't look like the guy I picture when I think of the sonic meme.

guy

Be careful, when you stare into the abyss, the abyss also stares into you

By "the abyss," do you mean his mangina?

high functioning autistic

She's a beautiful independent womyn. I know the receding hairline may throw you off.

Right now the bid is at 15k.

I don't know if people are just trolling the auction, or if internet history is worth that much.

or if internet history is actually worth that much.

Probably not nearly that much, but who knows what it'll be worth after he dies. I'm hoping to score some artwork before his unclit infection travels to his brain.

but who knows what it'll be worth after he dies.

I'm going to guess very little.

Oh shit. You can see how mildewed it is in the ebay ad.

I wouldn't bring that into my home

Apparently his shirt has been sitting in a pile of wet moldy laundry for a while. Gross.