The wonderful thing about obesity is that it's a self-curing disease. It's just a shame it takes my tax money along with the lardass beyond the mortal coil.
Hospitals have to pay for bariatric beds, beefier ambulances, nurses to clean the skin folds, nurses who sue for back pain after lifting them, etc. Surgery on obese patients means the surgeon has to first cut through the lard, which is way more difficult.
Just consider that if that's the worst that she could clip him saying, then he probably wasn't actually saying anything bad. She probably mentioned some food or dish and the driver, trying to continue the conversation, made a comment about it being high in cholesterol or something. Then she starts recording and asks him to repeat and then activates MAXIMUM VICTIM MODE to rake in that internet sympathy.
A black car Uber is almost certainly not going to be harassing their passengers. Seriously, the only thing we have proof of is that he said "cholesterol". For all we know she asked him what that bad stuff from food that gets stuck in your blood is and he was just answering her. She could be dragging this driver over the coals for something he didn't even do in an attempt to drug up some oppression points.
I guess it's ok to be called fat, just not to admit there's anything bad about being fat.
I'm actually on her side, though. She's free to be a literal waddling tub of lard, a land-manatee of pure adipose and ignorance actively murdering herself daily with forkfuls of gluttonous excess, but it's really not any of his business. He should just butt out, at least until Uber develops a way to meter the excess wear and tear on his seats and tires.
I'm actually on her side, though. He should leave her be. She's free to be a literal waddling tub of lard, a land-manatee of pure adipose and ignorance actively murdering herself daily with forkfuls of gluttonous excess, but it's really not any of his business.
I'm sure the conversation started with him lecturing her about cholesterol randomly. No way it could have came out of a natural conversation and then she didn't like where the conversation went so now she's mad someone thinks being fat isn't fabulous.
Maybe he doesn't have any proud lard asses to ask if they're concerned about their lifestyle. God forbid we ever get scared to socialize with other people. Just the thought of talking to a stranger without kid gloves on is terrifying.
"Oh you're an advocate for fat health, what are your views on high cholesterol"
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DON'T FAT SHAME ME YOU FATTY"
Yeah I'm with you there. Nigga she know she fat, mind yo beez.
It's also retarded to assume fat == high cholesterol. It's a weirdly common misconception when the only link is that they're both cause by eating shit. Cholesterol is also largely genetic too so there's loads of full hams who have perfectly fine cholesterol.
She's already a has been. That clip was stupidly short.
Here is what I'm going to guess happened. She goaded the uber driver, only records a few seconds of it, cries to the media to get attention she so richly doesn't deserve.
Of course she's retarded enough to get into a car with a random stranger instead of doing the same thing everyone has been doing for the last century and use a taxi. You know, professionals in a highly regulated industry.
Just consider that if that's the worst that she could clip him saying, then he probably wasn't actually saying anything bad. She probably mentioned some food or dish and the driver, trying to continue the conversation, made a comment about it being high in cholesterol or something. Then she starts recording and asks him to repeat and then activates MAXIMUM VICTIM MODE to rake in that internet sympathy.
A black car Uber is almost certainly not going to be harassing their passengers. Seriously, the only thing we have proof of is that he said "cholesterol". For all we know she asked him what that bad stuff from food that gets stuck in your blood is and he was just answering her. She could be dragging this driver over the coals for something he didn't even do in an attempt to drug up some oppression points.
i'm going to start a competitor cab service for fatties called blubber. Unlike uber, i can make it profitable -- there will be a guy in the front passenger seat selling orca chow.
The fact that she is any sort of model tells you that giving women the vote was a mistake. She also claims to be a size 22, something that she's passes years ago. So despite haes this lard ball is hiding her true size
Most women find her repulsive as well. She only managed to get publicity because she has a relatively normal/easily shooped face for her size and publications knew that she'd generate tons of attention which = $$$
I actually think she might have had liposuction on her face and neck. That's the only explanation I can think of her why literally every other part of her is huge except her face and neck.
There's no way in hell she's a size 22 unless she's using the GAP's incredibly forgiving size system. I used to be a size 22 and Even at my fattest I was less than half her size.
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n/a Ennui2778 2017-04-20
Auto suspensions everywhere thank her.
n/a PhysicsIsMyMistress 2017-04-20
Uber should give that driver a raise.
n/a razzmataz 2017-04-20
According to the article, he's fat too. Maybe a free Weight Watchers membership would be more appropriate.
n/a Ultrashitpost 2017-04-20
Tfw your Uber drives a bulldozer
n/a toynbeeidea16 2017-04-20
That might be kinda fun, tbh
n/a subpoutine 2017-04-20
Right? Just imagine catching a ScuperTM ride home from the bar in the blade of a skid loader.
n/a glmox 2017-04-20
maybe uber isnt as evil as everyone thought after all
n/a lvl99SkrubRekker 2017-04-20
Literally who?
n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-04-20
She's a HAES idol
n/a lvl99SkrubRekker 2017-04-20
So, she does dick for society besides be obese and mewl about it? Lol these are amazing times.
n/a mcmur 2017-04-20
yep, certainly celebrity worthy in 2017!
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This but unironically.
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Yes
n/a pepperouchau 2017-04-20
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n/a Ironicstemlord 2017-04-20
STEM is the only thing ever worth doing
n/a Mort_DeRire 2017-04-20
Aka the number of girls I've had sex with
1 AlohaWarrior34 2017-04-20
235!
n/a bleak_new_world 2017-04-20
Nice usage of mewl there.
n/a bleak_new_world 2017-04-20
Nice usage of mewl there.
n/a toynbeeidea16 2017-04-20
Literally what?
n/a ieatpussy69 2017-04-20
Lardos who think being fat is good for you
n/a 3lvy 2017-04-20
50's? That's generous, they start dying of in their 20s.
n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-04-20
"Healthy at every size"
Aka "lalala don't tell me it's unhealthy to be 400 pounds"
n/a HULK_HOGAN_FASCISM 2017-04-20
The wonderful thing about obesity is that it's a self-curing disease. It's just a shame it takes my tax money along with the lardass beyond the mortal coil.
n/a Thhueros 2017-04-20
Obese people (and smokers) actually cost nationalized health care systems less than healthy people because they die so much sooner.
n/a HULK_HOGAN_FASCISM 2017-04-20
Dank
n/a wisty 2017-04-20
Hospitals have to pay for bariatric beds, beefier ambulances, nurses to clean the skin folds, nurses who sue for back pain after lifting them, etc. Surgery on obese patients means the surgeon has to first cut through the lard, which is way more difficult.
n/a pastryarchy 2017-04-20
No, that's not the acronym.
HAES: Heavy Assed Endomorphic Slut
n/a ieatpussy69 2017-04-20
Have Another Enormous Serving
n/a snallygaster 2017-04-20
Here Are Eat-Swines
n/a uniqueguy263 2017-04-20
Heart Attacks End Suffering
n/a Senator_Chickpea 2017-04-20
She led the crusade to force Hyundai to add the legal disclaimer, "One size fits most".
n/a howivewaited 2017-04-20
Is this real?
n/a Senator_Chickpea 2017-04-20
Yes
n/a a_normal_human 2017-04-20
https://gfycat.com/DimwittedIdealisticChafer
n/a timb0nes 2017-04-20
I'm impressed the floor was able to support so much health. That's some solid construction right there.
n/a theRagingEwok 2017-04-20
>I'm impressed the floor was able to support so much health
http://i.imgur.com/RbBwhMF.jpg
n/a lifesbrink 2017-04-20
Literally awful
n/a Hellkyte 2017-04-20
Oh wow, never heard of her but she needs to lose weight.
n/a ieatpussy69 2017-04-20
Walk then
n/a mehforeverybody 2017-04-20
That would be workout for her so no.
n/a rultes 2017-04-20
REEEE MISOGYNIST!
n/a JohnGalt316 2017-04-20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYLcSUH5N0k
n/a khanfusion 2017-04-20
THIS IS AN OUTRAG... wait, who?
n/a ChaoticEvil 2017-04-20
Oh no, with her and her followers gone Uber might have to remove the uberXXXXXL function from the app.
n/a Raitapaita 2017-04-20
Oh noes
n/a Nyrsef 2017-04-20
Just consider that if that's the worst that she could clip him saying, then he probably wasn't actually saying anything bad. She probably mentioned some food or dish and the driver, trying to continue the conversation, made a comment about it being high in cholesterol or something. Then she starts recording and asks him to repeat and then activates MAXIMUM VICTIM MODE to rake in that internet sympathy.
A black car Uber is almost certainly not going to be harassing their passengers. Seriously, the only thing we have proof of is that he said "cholesterol". For all we know she asked him what that bad stuff from food that gets stuck in your blood is and he was just answering her. She could be dragging this driver over the coals for something he didn't even do in an attempt to drug up some oppression points.
n/a Akai_Hana 2017-04-20
Not muh choles trolls!!1
n/a Swineflew1 2017-04-20
Wait she calls her uber driver fat, but gets mad when he seems to be explaining why high cholesterol and obesity are bad things.
Ok.
n/a takesteady12 2017-04-20
Hey everyone, look at that fatty trying to give health advice! Amazing stuff.
n/a Hitlery_Clinton 2017-04-20
I guess it's ok to be called fat, just not to admit there's anything bad about being fat.
I'm actually on her side, though. She's free to be a literal waddling tub of lard, a land-manatee of pure adipose and ignorance actively murdering herself daily with forkfuls of gluttonous excess, but it's really not any of his business. He should just butt out, at least until Uber develops a way to meter the excess wear and tear on his seats and tires.
n/a Swineflew1 2017-04-20
I'm sure the conversation started with him lecturing her about cholesterol randomly. No way it could have came out of a natural conversation and then she didn't like where the conversation went so now she's mad someone thinks being fat isn't fabulous.
n/a Ironicstemlord 2017-04-20
the non autistic volk confine this to close friends and family members
n/a Swineflew1 2017-04-20
Maybe he doesn't have any proud lard asses to ask if they're concerned about their lifestyle. God forbid we ever get scared to socialize with other people. Just the thought of talking to a stranger without kid gloves on is terrifying.
"Oh you're an advocate for fat health, what are your views on high cholesterol"
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DON'T FAT SHAME ME YOU FATTY"
n/a uniqueguy263 2017-04-20
I highly doubt he was actually trying to socialize with her. Both of them seem like dicks
n/a Swineflew1 2017-04-20
Based on what? We literally hear the driver say 1 word in her video.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-04-20
Pick a side and die on its chosen hill, dammit.
n/a WalterMatthau 2017-04-20
This is a really tired novelty account and you should be ashamed of yourself.
n/a ahbslldud 2017-04-20
Yeah I'm with you there. Nigga she know she fat, mind yo beez.
It's also retarded to assume fat == high cholesterol. It's a weirdly common misconception when the only link is that they're both cause by eating shit. Cholesterol is also largely genetic too so there's loads of full hams who have perfectly fine cholesterol.
n/a ProgressiveFragility 2017-04-20
it started with her calling her driver fat and lecturing him on how morbid obesity is super healthy.
she has no right to proselytize for her idiotic agenda without expecting some resistance from people who still have functioning brains.
n/a Cloughtower 2017-04-20
"So, what do you do for a living?"
"I'm a HAES advocate."
"What? Clearly medical science is against you."
"BOYCOTTED LALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU FATSHAMER"
n/a LSeww 2017-04-20
If she gets that triggered by small talks on random shit she'd better not leave the house at all.
n/a 80BAIT08 2017-04-20
Saving them a fortune in gas.
n/a Chicup 2017-04-20
She's already a has been. That clip was stupidly short.
Here is what I'm going to guess happened. She goaded the uber driver, only records a few seconds of it, cries to the media to get attention she so richly doesn't deserve.
n/a subpoutine 2017-04-20
You had one job.
n/a Chicup 2017-04-20
FUCK
n/a SomeMetasphereAutist 2017-04-20
Of course she's retarded enough to get into a car with a random stranger instead of doing the same thing everyone has been doing for the last century and use a taxi. You know, professionals in a highly regulated industry.
n/a wwyzzerdd 2017-04-20
Its gonna be hilarious when Uber drops all their drivers for automated cars. The pearl clutching by the shitlicks will be glorious!
n/a toynbeeidea16 2017-04-20
You've never been in a taxi.
n/a SomeMetasphereAutist 2017-04-20
I use American taxi Dispatch, the drivers are much friendlier and much more reliable than Uber driving dipshits. Plus I get to pay by cash.
n/a quinotauri 2017-04-20
There's pretending to be retarded and then there's this.
n/a WalterMatthau 2017-04-20
Are you old or poor?
n/a Lesmothian 2017-04-20
0/10
n/a Nyrsef 2017-04-20
Just consider that if that's the worst that she could clip him saying, then he probably wasn't actually saying anything bad. She probably mentioned some food or dish and the driver, trying to continue the conversation, made a comment about it being high in cholesterol or something. Then she starts recording and asks him to repeat and then activates MAXIMUM VICTIM MODE to rake in that internet sympathy.
A black car Uber is almost certainly not going to be harassing their passengers. Seriously, the only thing we have proof of is that he said "cholesterol". For all we know she asked him what that bad stuff from food that gets stuck in your blood is and he was just answering her. She could be dragging this driver over the coals for something he didn't even do in an attempt to drug up some oppression points.
n/a subpoutine 2017-04-20
Yeah, call me Alex Jones but I'm calling false flag on this one.
n/a take_a_dumpling 2017-04-20
i'm going to start a competitor cab service for fatties called blubber. Unlike uber, i can make it profitable -- there will be a guy in the front passenger seat selling orca chow.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-04-20
n/a justcougit 2017-04-20
That's a big fucking lady... woah.
n/a PineappleExpress98 2017-04-20
She's a big girl
n/a ahbslldud 2017-04-20
UuUu
n/a razzmataz 2017-04-20
FOR YOU!
n/a Time_to_Drink 2017-04-20
I believe the term is "that's a huge bitch"
n/a cycophuk 2017-04-20
She's supposed to be "body-positive", but has no problem calling other people fat. She's just a hypocrite nobody.
n/a Metatron58 2017-04-20
first size-22 model to "grace" the cover of People magazine in 2015
I'm not so sure that's the word I would use in this context.
n/a Omnifarious 2017-04-20
first size-22 model to graze the cover of People magazine in 2015
n/a Chicup 2017-04-20
"size-22"
n/a Time_to_Drink 2017-04-20
She's bigger than a size 22
n/a captainpriapism 2017-04-20
how the fuck would she even get in the car
thats not an attempted joke either im serious
hire a forklift you grotty heifer cars are for normal people
n/a donaldthelion 2017-04-20
The fact that she is any sort of model tells you that giving women the vote was a mistake. She also claims to be a size 22, something that she's passes years ago. So despite haes this lard ball is hiding her true size
n/a snallygaster 2017-04-20
Most women find her repulsive as well. She only managed to get publicity because she has a relatively normal/easily shooped face for her size and publications knew that she'd generate tons of attention which = $$$
n/a _sekhmet_ 2017-04-20
I actually think she might have had liposuction on her face and neck. That's the only explanation I can think of her why literally every other part of her is huge except her face and neck.
n/a _sekhmet_ 2017-04-20
There's no way in hell she's a size 22 unless she's using the GAP's incredibly forgiving size system. I used to be a size 22 and Even at my fattest I was less than half her size.
n/a NeadStork 2017-04-20
Prolly cuz the car stopped moving
n/a botchlings 2017-04-20
She's a size 22+. Everyone should be fat shaming her.
n/a double-happiness 2017-04-20
Self-love is better than no love, right? http://i.imgur.com/bCF3YEE.jpg
n/a JenkemJoe 2017-04-20
Didn't know it was still around. I'd have thought the diabetes would have killed it off by now.
n/a Mexagon 2017-04-20
Surprised they don't charge morr for attaching a hitch to be able move her around.
n/a a_jill_sandwich 2017-04-20
Or maybe she was in an Uber with someone with an accent and completely misheard him.
Maybe the fat has finished with the arteries and started clogging her ears.
n/a carthoris26 2017-04-20
Fat activists are some of the best lolcows. /r/RagenChastain is drama gold.
n/a OnSnowWhiteWings 2017-04-20
He was probably shooting the breeze about weight issues. The video so short that this is likely framed that he's "Fat" shaming her.
n/a I_smell_like_bacon 2017-04-20
Uber? Should be using MOOOOOOBER.
n/a shitsfuckedupalot 2017-04-20
If you're fat, and someone telling you that you're fat makes you feel shame, then doesnt that make you the one thats ashamed of being fat?
n/a LaoED 2017-04-20
Where does she live? Brb gonna apply to Lyft.
n/a DefNotaZombie 2017-04-20
You know you're only encouraging this by giving her attention, right?