Faggot will be in jail soon

I'm sure he'll throw together a gofundme campaign and raise just enough money from the usual sorts to hire competent enough legal defense to weasel him out of trouble.

Wouldn't be too hard to do, since the evidence is legally shit.

This evidence, yes. But if the guy was there, was armed... well then I guess that's another story. I hope he's broken nicely, I have such a strong, visceral dislike for those wannabe ninjas.

I would hardly call pointing out that the evidence is shit "weasel out".

/r/legaladvice banned me lol

and nothing of value was lost

i've already contacted his boss and the police department and my concern would be that if he starts attacking back then it's sort of like admission that he's involved somehow whether not he's guilty.

Lol what. Bike Lock Guy's "friend" is contacting his boss for him now?

He even called the police to give them the heads up.

Yo bro I know your seeing really convincing evidence but it's totes not me... I mean my friend.

He's asking FOR A FRIEND geez.

Totally fake. C'mon. Like a Bikelock-wielding feminist professor who moonlights as an AntiFa activist visits Reddit.

this one's a dude. not the dread head lady who got forehead punched. here's the /r/justiceserved thread of all the screen caps and "evidence"

https://www.reddit.com/r/JusticeServed/comments/66nmny/4chans_pol_identifies_a_masked_attacker_and_the/

only put evidence in quotes because of the whole armchair detective boston bomber shit that happened and i really haven't thuymbed through all of it

Yeah and the autists at 4chan think he's a feminist professor

oh i see , im dumb

Eh, two drama sources coming from the same event. Easy to get them confused.

It's like gravitational lensing.

"Dread head lady"

I think you mean Moldylocks

I prefer Snatchsquatch.

For fuck's sake ... a backpack strap and a pen?

idk wtf im supposed to be looking at here. i think the caption says its him because of the eyes...

He lost part of his mask after one of the attacks, and they superimposed the two pictures. It's the same guy.

Doubtful.

Well, he's being sued by the "Pepsi guy" for medical damages, so I guess one way or another we'll figure it out.

DID YOU JUST ASSUME XIR GENDER?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na -- Batman!

I mean "Anti-Fa!"

The only advice any "lawyers" on /r/legaladvice should be giving is for the OP to get the fuck off the internet and seek actual ILA with all that middle-class money he loathes himself for having.

Fuck u

It's good of you to have dreams.

Shut up Hulk. This is great advice:

If he has evidence that can refute what's been posted online then he absolutely needs to catalog it and make sure it can be made available to the police

this, and also the part about making an anti-meme that could overpower the original dank rare pepe memes.

Could such a power truly exist?

A Y Y Y L M A O

Finally there is a way to counter these thugs hiding their faces.

The best way is obviously to have the cops rip the mask off. Our police state seems to be frighteningly efficient. But it did work for this guy.

Why is the guy on the right freaking out at his invisible phone ?

He's reading his notes for an upcoming exam.

Jinkies!

and certain Voldemort type websites

THERE ARE OTHER BOOKS IN THIS UNIVERSE JESUS CHRIST

Ya, "and certain Sauron type websites" sounds way better.

Give reddit some credit. They also know about 1984 at least.

And their knowledge does not go past those four digits.

Second favorite four digits number after 1488!

1488!

1488! ≈ 3.88 * 10⁴⁰⁷⁶

/r/unexpectedfactorial

Does this mean factorials are racist, /u/pepperouchau?

Not sure about racist, but definitely sex-negative. Puritan bit wouldn't even post bussy yesterday.

do androids dream of electric bussy

I find it mildly amusing that 1488 factorial keeps the 88.

Why would it?

Most leftists think that the bad guys in that book are right-wing Nazis. They'd rather not read the long passages in how IngSoc was born of the exact shit they spew onto the internet every day.

I got downvoted on /r/worldnews for saying that animal farm was a parody of the ussr

There's a difference between satire and parody you fucking pleb

... There are people that don't know that?

It's so god damn obvious, what the fuck. Did they actually read the damn thing? Or are they just referencing it because the 7th step of internet arguing is to reference George Orwell?

Because it's more an allegory.

Once you get into having parallels with specific people (e.g. Snowball was clearly Trotsky), the allegory train has left.

Remember, all the bad things about the USSR were not real communism

Give reddit some credit. They also know about 1984 at least.

/u/Mjsfsde

1...2...the feds are coming for you

It's just a throwaway :( I was hoping to look through his history and see all his bash the fash comments.

yo this fake af

Oh this is delicious.

(((Oy!))) this is delicious

FTFY

Required Ceddit, because delete

Removed; the link you posted contains personally identifiable information.

F

/u/DaSilence putting his fascist jackboot on the necks of the innocent as usual! A true villain of the patriarchy

Boy the anti-doxxing crowd seems to be mighty unconcerned about potential false accusations here.

🤔

(((false)))

Face it, once you get a certain distance from the center you stop caring about silly things like that.

Oh man that would be crazy as hell if that guy was innocent all along.

There's no such thing as an anti-doxxing crowd on reddit. There's just a bunch of groups that need to roleplay as anti-doxxing because of reddit rules.

For a bunch of wanna-be lawyers they sure are a gullible bunch. This is the fakest thing I've seen since OP's mom took her top off and asked me: "Do these look real?"

How was her penis?

Bring name tags for the next event. Problem solved.

The only way you can defeat a meme is with a more powerful meme. Make your own showing your friend did nothing.

I know not to expect much of the 'lawyers' on /r/legaladvice, but jesus fucking christ, did he actually sit down and type that and think 'yeah, this is good advice'?

Most likely not.