Cause I've been asking for a "Don't believe his Jewish lies" with a Star of David next to my name for several months now and the mods don't respond to my username mentions
/u/Alia_Harkonnen Let me fix your plan for you. 1. We take "house" you all. 2. Crontolled demo building with you all inside 3. Your no longer incels just dead.
Do you really want homeless incels walking your streets? Better to keep them indoors where they can't do any harm, and provide other people with loads of free online entertainment.
There is a certain logic to the argument, so long as you accept the kind of expanded welfare state where the government pays for (or subsidizes) things like talking to a therapist, and you take the view that sex isn't any different to anything else; a prostitute is just a manual laborer, after all. The kind of guy who posts on /r/incels honestly probably would be better served by the government paying for a whore instead of a therapist.
People who believe in both of those make up a non-trivial minority of Westerners, but support for state-funded prostitutes is dismal, even on the left, where the component beliefs are more common. My money is on the difference being explained by people who 'should' support it being grossed out by the idea of sweaty neckbeard sex.
Maybe our incel friend should market it as prostitution for people with disability, there's probably more support for that. Then you just need to expand it to include broader mental issues, and you're golden.
Until you realize that they won't accept any old prostitute, but will demand a 'prime' 12-16 year-old up-and-coming supermodel. And the prostitute has to actually love them for who they are, or else it doesn't count. And if none of these demands are met, their immediate fallback plan is mass murder of innocents before taking their own lives.
Ugh. Nobody there advocates fucking children. Wtf? You guys are ignorant as fuck and only regurgitate whatever shit you heard from your reddit buddies.
r/incel is not the same as r/incels. One is an unmoderated cesspool. I'm talking about the sub this post came from. And that's why I aid you guys as nothing but ignorant haters.
This kind of arrangement already exists in some countries, for people with actual severe disabilities. Iirc here in the Netherlands there's an organisation that does that at least. Pretty sure "I can't get a gf waah" isn't a disability though..
Guys this is all wrong. Incels are the ideal mayocide Interahamwe. We turn them against the rest of the mayos in exchange for letting them abuse the corpses, then we purge them after their usefulness has expired.
School shootings are and will remain completely insignificant. The only things that matter are immigration and birth rates. Incelitude is the ultimate fertility killer. Gotta make sure white Americans keep becoming morbidly obese and hating/fearing the opposite sex. The more radfems, MRAs, MGTOWs and incels, the better.
What they should do is after 30 all go to one building and just have sex with each other. This way taxpayers don't front any bills and their partners would have the same amount of attraction to them as everyone else ever has.
I mean, it's the only way it's fair for everyone and it's not like they're incels anymore afterward. Win-win.
But think about this way, how much money would it take to get you to fuck a guy? Like, with no feelings, just as a wage job?
Now, obviously your "personal prostitute" would demand about as much for fucking you. And you expect the taxpayers to give that money to you just because.
Well, I have a better idea: how about you actually work for the privilege, by doing the exact same amount of work that is given to you, by serving as a fuckhole to a fellow incel?
And as if by magic, as soon as you guys are made to earn your benefits, you no longer need the taxpayers to foot the bill and in fact no longer need the government at all.
Not really. You're asking people who have the same desire to have sex with you as you do for each other to have sex with you, and that's just not fair. Best to just do each other for free.
Each incel will be provided with personal space, entertainment if interested, a personal prostitute/caretaker, morphine, and access to internet.
wew.
Let's say 1k for living space, 3k/month for the full time whorenanny [which is extreme lowballing as even an ugly free market whore can net that in 2-3 days] and another 500-1k for morphine and internet access. So they value their utter inability to fuck anything at roughly 5k per month?
I see your generous offer, but I'm willing to undercut that and not fuck anything for $4k per month, cash, so the gubamint doesn't even have to maintain payroll or infrastructure. As soon as the payment clears I'm willing to shut myself in my apartment, stink and masturbate furiously to animu girls while being repulsive to actual living beings.
No way does an ugly whore net 3k in 2-3 days. OK yeah you could tell me some story about working 15 hours a day from one appointment to the next but that's wildly unrealistic. Maybe a mid tier whore is going to make $3k spending her entire long weekend with a dude but that's a windfall, not a typical event.
Yeah there is a reason street walkers look like hell. They don't make much money at all. They might make $70 or $100/hour, but those hours are intermittent, unreliable, and dangerous.
That said, 24/7 on call and having to live with one of these insane people would crank that cost way up. You'd be better off pairing them with women with dangerous codependency issues. If we're already discussing crazy, why not just go more crazy and literally counter their mental issues with ones that complement them.
This entire idea is still pants-on-head retarded anyway because we already have legions of these incel basement dwellers and the worst we get is 4chan's antics and the occasional manifesto. If anything just start marketing the army towards these kinds of people better. Being a NEET isn't a recognized disability thank god. I'm sure plenty of people would happily NEET themselves for a life of anime and poverty.
I don't like the part where I share space (especially with people I don't want to be around), follow orders, and risk my life for ideals that serve people I hate.
Actually I acted out my favorite nip cartoon with some crude puppets I fashioned out of toilet paper rolls and paracord. The microwave was just for torturIng the gophers I caught outside the armory
Incels are natural selection in action. But since the prostitutes wouldn't actually have their children, I don't really care one way or the other. shrugs
But society needs to dispose of us in a moral and just way else it will experience identity crisis. So I suggest building some very nice asylums that can accommodate us, it will barely cost the taxpayers anything considering what a minority we are.
I don't know where /u/Alia_Harkonnen lives, but his premise is completely off the mark. He thinks that in a just world, society would have no choice but to house them, when in reality, what society would do is send every incel to Texas, where we have no problem executing retarded man children. Hell we would be happy to do it just for the entertainment value as they scream REEEEEEEEEEEE CHADS with their last breath.
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n/a FTFallen 2017-04-22
Yeah. I linked the whole thread. Fuck you.
n/a HostOfTheNightmare 2017-04-22
What a rebel
n/a justcool393 2017-04-22
Its not like anyone has done that before. Link a full thread in r/Drama!? Say it ain't so!
n/a Ardvarkeating101 2017-04-22
Yo bitch, flair me
n/a justcool393 2017-04-22
Why?
n/a Ardvarkeating101 2017-04-22
Cause I've been asking for a "Don't believe his Jewish lies" with a Star of David next to my name for several months now and the mods don't respond to my username mentions
n/a justcool393 2017-04-22
try modmail. idk if they'd make it though. Also, remember that CSS is going away soon so yea
n/a Ardvarkeating101 2017-04-22
Oh shit. Yeah. After the new thing.
n/a Arathian 2017-04-22
I asked them for some time for my arthur flair I use on /r/europe and they told me to fuck off.
Good luck :^)
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n/a McFluffTheCrimeCat 2017-04-22
/u/Alia_Harkonnen Let me fix your plan for you. 1. We take "house" you all. 2. Crontolled demo building with you all inside 3. Your no longer incels just dead.
n/a uniqueguy263 2017-04-22
Would make the world a better place
n/a truthseeker46 2017-04-22
I'm all for it. When are guys planning to do it? I'll eagerly await that day.
n/a cuteman 2017-04-22
Get in line buddy. Everyone wants a government funded domicile and intercourse.
n/a MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-04-22
It already exists and it's called the military. You get free room and board plus you get fucked daily.
n/a Alexlincoln2 2017-04-22
The government shouldn't provide anyone a place to live, especially mentally deranged permavirgins
n/a birdboy2000 2017-04-22
Do you really want homeless incels walking your streets? Better to keep them indoors where they can't do any harm, and provide other people with loads of free online entertainment.
n/a KT-47 2017-04-22
or we could just humanely put them down and end their misery
n/a birdboy2000 2017-04-22
But then what will I laugh at on the internet :(
n/a KT-47 2017-04-22
/r/drama users
n/a truthseeker46 2017-04-22
Oh man. You'd do that for me! I'm so looking forward to it.
n/a truthseeker46 2017-04-22
Yeah. Cause all incels are homeless.
n/a glmox 2017-04-22
GOOD opinion
n/a FEARtheTWITCH 2017-04-22
It puts the lotion on its skin...
n/a Harradar 2017-04-22
There is a certain logic to the argument, so long as you accept the kind of expanded welfare state where the government pays for (or subsidizes) things like talking to a therapist, and you take the view that sex isn't any different to anything else; a prostitute is just a manual laborer, after all. The kind of guy who posts on /r/incels honestly probably would be better served by the government paying for a whore instead of a therapist.
People who believe in both of those make up a non-trivial minority of Westerners, but support for state-funded prostitutes is dismal, even on the left, where the component beliefs are more common. My money is on the difference being explained by people who 'should' support it being grossed out by the idea of sweaty neckbeard sex.
Maybe our incel friend should market it as prostitution for people with disability, there's probably more support for that. Then you just need to expand it to include broader mental issues, and you're golden.
n/a lultopkek 2017-04-22
Until you realize that they won't accept any old prostitute, but will demand a 'prime' 12-16 year-old up-and-coming supermodel. And the prostitute has to actually love them for who they are, or else it doesn't count. And if none of these demands are met, their immediate fallback plan is mass murder of innocents before taking their own lives.
n/a Clopernicus 2017-04-22
In other words, there's a certain logic but also a much more certain selfish stupidity to the argument.
n/a lultopkek 2017-04-22
Their logic is based on the premise that lack of an intimate sexual relationship is directly correlated with insanity.
I think this premise is entirely without basis. One can be a kissless permavirgin and still not murder people or kill yourself.
n/a StingAuer 2017-04-22
case in point
n/a Harradar 2017-04-22
You know, most do manage not to go on shooting sprees.
n/a lultopkek 2017-04-22
The problem is when the community is represented by top fellows such as here.
n/a truthseeker46 2017-04-22
And how is that relevant? I bet that guy doesn't even know what incel is.
n/a truthseeker46 2017-04-22
Ugh. Nobody there advocates fucking children. Wtf? You guys are ignorant as fuck and only regurgitate whatever shit you heard from your reddit buddies.
n/a lultopkek 2017-04-22
I'm posting in /r/drama. I don't have any friends.
n/a greenrd 2017-04-22
Pretty sure I saw multiple /r/incel posts linked from /r/AgainstHateSubreddits advocating exactly that.
n/a truthseeker46 2017-04-22
r/incel is not the same as r/incels. One is an unmoderated cesspool. I'm talking about the sub this post came from. And that's why I aid you guys as nothing but ignorant haters.
n/a TheFriendlySilver 2017-04-22
I don't even know you, but I already with you'd die.
n/a truthseeker46 2017-04-22
That's cool. I too wish that I'd just die.
n/a StingAuer 2017-04-22
same diff tbh
n/a ferongr 2017-04-22
Kill Urself My Man
n/a greenrd 2017-04-22
This is funny but it's kind of like how misrepresenting all Muslims as terrorists will create more terrorists. i.e. don't do this.
n/a JohnBlind 2017-04-22
This kind of arrangement already exists in some countries, for people with actual severe disabilities. Iirc here in the Netherlands there's an organisation that does that at least. Pretty sure "I can't get a gf waah" isn't a disability though..
n/a Vekete 2017-04-22
Incels should be shot. It's not like anything of value will be lost and it'll help contribute to the mayocide.
n/a StrategicSarcasm 2017-04-22
Nah, if you're gonna shoot a mayo, make it one who might fight back or breed once the mayocide has started. Incels will mayocide themselves.
n/a EvanHarper 2017-04-22
Guys this is all wrong. Incels are the ideal mayocide Interahamwe. We turn them against the rest of the mayos in exchange for letting them abuse the corpses, then we purge them after their usefulness has expired.
n/a Vekete 2017-04-22
Just turn them into sleeper agents for school shootings.
n/a greenrd 2017-04-22
School shootings are and will remain completely insignificant. The only things that matter are immigration and birth rates. Incelitude is the ultimate fertility killer. Gotta make sure white Americans keep becoming morbidly obese and hating/fearing the opposite sex. The more radfems, MRAs, MGTOWs and incels, the better.
n/a ownersinc 2017-04-22
They purge themselves by being unable to procreate with human beings
n/a Be_Cool_Bro 2017-04-22
What they should do is after 30 all go to one building and just have sex with each other. This way taxpayers don't front any bills and their partners would have the same amount of attraction to them as everyone else ever has.
I mean, it's the only way it's fair for everyone and it's not like they're incels anymore afterward. Win-win.
n/a Alia_Harkonnen 2017-04-22
Makes no sense considering we're straight. What a dumb suggestion.
n/a pm_me_ur_cats_toes 2017-04-22
Are you really?
n/a Alia_Harkonnen 2017-04-22
If I wasn't I wouldn't be having this problem.
n/a mohkohnsepicgun 2017-04-22
Trust me, sweetie: if you were gay you'd still be having this problem.
n/a MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-04-22
If girls hate you and don't want to have sex with you then what makes you think men won't also.
n/a theherps 2017-04-22
Not even bussy can cure this level of autism
n/a greenrd 2017-04-22
I don't understand, why are there no gay incels?
n/a Works_of_memercy 2017-04-22
But think about this way, how much money would it take to get you to fuck a guy? Like, with no feelings, just as a wage job?
Now, obviously your "personal prostitute" would demand about as much for fucking you. And you expect the taxpayers to give that money to you just because.
Well, I have a better idea: how about you actually work for the privilege, by doing the exact same amount of work that is given to you, by serving as a fuckhole to a fellow incel?
And as if by magic, as soon as you guys are made to earn your benefits, you no longer need the taxpayers to foot the bill and in fact no longer need the government at all.
n/a John_Ketch 2017-04-22
That's easy. Become unstraight
n/a drvgyn2 2017-04-22
beggars can't be choosers
n/a Be_Cool_Bro 2017-04-22
Not really. You're asking people who have the same desire to have sex with you as you do for each other to have sex with you, and that's just not fair. Best to just do each other for free.
n/a StingAuer 2017-04-22
How unfortunate.
n/a Alia_Harkonnen 2017-04-22
It is.
n/a Sloppysloppyjoe 2017-04-22
(1) provide "asylum" (2) invite the incels (3) gas em
n/a Bureaucrat-72 2017-04-22
They could live in a Thunderdome-style place. We could leave some makeup and condoms in there for them. Close enough, right?
n/a chanilastname 2017-04-22
What do they mean by "slut pills"..... birth control?
n/a Vekete 2017-04-22
Yes, because apparently only sluts have sex. That's why their waifus are so important to them. You can't deflower a body pillow.
n/a chanilastname 2017-04-22
If only their mothers had taken "slut pills".
n/a BpshCo 2017-04-22
I still can't tell if that subreddit is serious or not.
n/a quinotauri 2017-04-22
wew.
Let's say 1k for living space, 3k/month for the full time whorenanny [which is extreme lowballing as even an ugly free market whore can net that in 2-3 days] and another 500-1k for morphine and internet access. So they value their utter inability to fuck anything at roughly 5k per month?
I see your generous offer, but I'm willing to undercut that and not fuck anything for $4k per month, cash, so the gubamint doesn't even have to maintain payroll or infrastructure. As soon as the payment clears I'm willing to shut myself in my apartment, stink and masturbate furiously to animu girls while being repulsive to actual living beings.
n/a EvanHarper 2017-04-22
No way does an ugly whore net 3k in 2-3 days. OK yeah you could tell me some story about working 15 hours a day from one appointment to the next but that's wildly unrealistic. Maybe a mid tier whore is going to make $3k spending her entire long weekend with a dude but that's a windfall, not a typical event.
n/a quinotauri 2017-04-22
Alright, my whoronomics may be off - let's make that a week. Our hell, two weeks. That's still double the cash.
n/a Urbanscuba 2017-04-22
Yeah there is a reason street walkers look like hell. They don't make much money at all. They might make $70 or $100/hour, but those hours are intermittent, unreliable, and dangerous.
That said, 24/7 on call and having to live with one of these insane people would crank that cost way up. You'd be better off pairing them with women with dangerous codependency issues. If we're already discussing crazy, why not just go more crazy and literally counter their mental issues with ones that complement them.
This entire idea is still pants-on-head retarded anyway because we already have legions of these incel basement dwellers and the worst we get is 4chan's antics and the occasional manifesto. If anything just start marketing the army towards these kinds of people better. Being a NEET isn't a recognized disability thank god. I'm sure plenty of people would happily NEET themselves for a life of anime and poverty.
n/a StingAuer 2017-04-22
but why
n/a EvanHarper 2017-04-22
Not just "prostitutes."
A "personal prostitute/caretaker."
A/k/a a mom you can fuck
n/a Jukk 2017-04-22
Was this r/incest or r/incels?
n/a Chanchumaetrius 2017-04-22
yes
n/a retardedhowlermonkey 2017-04-22
If these faggots want a free place to live they should just join the military.
n/a retardedhowlermonkey 2017-04-22
/u/Alia_Harkonnen if you want a free place to live just join the military. Free barracks room and chow hall and plenty of servicewomen to rape.
n/a Alia_Harkonnen 2017-04-22
Haha, no.
n/a retardedhowlermonkey 2017-04-22
You can even watch animu and eat tendies, my barracks room had a microwave!
n/a Alia_Harkonnen 2017-04-22
I don't like the part where I share space (especially with people I don't want to be around), follow orders, and risk my life for ideals that serve people I hate.
n/a retardedhowlermonkey 2017-04-22
Yeah but they give you a gun at the range, you could try to see how many people you could kill before one of the range instructors puts you down.
n/a Alia_Harkonnen 2017-04-22
That's excessive effort just to get a gun. I'm from US, if I wanted one I'd just buy it.
n/a retardedhowlermonkey 2017-04-22
You should do it
n/a Alia_Harkonnen 2017-04-22
Nice try but no. Even if I wanted to, which I don't, I have no motivation or ambition for it.
n/a FTFallen 2017-04-22
Having no motivation or ambition for anything is probably why you're an incel.
n/a Works_of_memercy 2017-04-22
I'm a bit confused about the logistics: did you sit in front of the microwave and pretended to be watching animu?
n/a retardedhowlermonkey 2017-04-22
Actually I acted out my favorite nip cartoon with some crude puppets I fashioned out of toilet paper rolls and paracord. The microwave was just for torturIng the gophers I caught outside the armory
n/a greenrd 2017-04-22
Incels are natural selection in action. But since the prostitutes wouldn't actually have their children, I don't really care one way or the other. shrugs
n/a jPaolo 2017-04-22
This is why Spartans threw babies from the cliffs.
n/a ftylerr 2017-04-22
jfc, again? /u/Alia_Harkonnen - being this fucking picky while not being able to get laid.
n/a theherps 2017-04-22
Really activates my almonds
n/a Chanchumaetrius 2017-04-22
n/a DesignRed 2017-04-22
I don't know where /u/Alia_Harkonnen lives, but his premise is completely off the mark. He thinks that in a just world, society would have no choice but to house them, when in reality, what society would do is send every incel to Texas, where we have no problem executing retarded man children. Hell we would be happy to do it just for the entertainment value as they scream REEEEEEEEEEEE CHADS with their last breath.
n/a StingAuer 2017-04-22
why do these people make social interaction so complicated.
I mean maybe I'm not one to talk since people stress me out but honestly.