ThisDefinitelyHappened.txt

106  2017-04-24 by DeepDickedHillybilly

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Here's the thing. You said a "trilby is a fedora."

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They really will believe Fucking anything

I posted a story about how I reported my employer for wage discrimination and the department of labor ruled in my favor and made me the new owner the company. The story was getting traction and upvotes until some white knight dipshit called me out on it. Lucky for them, in that case at least, a man was around to tell them what to think

Link pls

link

By the way, it shows +4 in voting for me. Lol.

I assume it's deleted, so...

Okay ladies, story time!!!

So I've been working in a retail store for the last 6 months. I'm the only girl and there are about 6 to 8 guy employees at my level depending on the season and how well we're staffed. I came to find out that through talking to one that I am close with that he gets paid $10.00 an hour whereas I was only being paid $8.00 an hour. For the same work! I started snooping around and found out everyone else was making $10.00 flat and I was the only one being paid $8.00.

Ladies, that just ain't gonna cut it! I confronted my boss with these facts and all I got was blah blah blah patriarchy blah blah toxic masculinity. He didn't give any sort of explanation. Then he wrote me up a warning for discussing my pay with someone else!

I was absolutely livid. It is not okay to do this. I was literally shaking. I called the Department of Labor and I talked to a nice lady who took on my case. She says she sees a lot of this - up to a dozen complaints a week. "It's rooted in patriarchal thinking." This confirmed my suspicion from my conversation with my boss. We talked at length about some of the things we can do to make society a true, feminist society.

I felt good after our meeting. I went home, took a bath, drank some wine, and watched Netflix. Several days later, I got a call from the DOL.

"Guess what?" She said. I couldn't wait to hear. "We found in your favor. The owner of the store has been removed and we are giving the position to you! It's a raise up to $40,000 a year salary and all employees will report to you." Ladies I didn't even know this was on the table! I was screaming and jumping up and down! I finally had justice!

I start my new role on Monday. I have already had about half of the employees reach out and congratulate me, and to complain about the previous owner's toxic masculinity. Everyone seems very receptive and welcoming so far! I'll report back on how it goes.

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I'm not shocked that sjws are dumb enough to believe this.

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lol dumb sjws am i right

you're talking to a dramaposting leftcom who literally cannot stop whining about "those darn SJWs"

actual factual bottom of the barrel fam

rieman1413 is a cuckold agitator, disregard all information from him as attempted interference.

>grown man writes literal walls of text in KiA about his v important culture wars

>expects to ever receive any reaction but laughter ever again to anything he ever does

riemann shut the fuck up thank you pls

lmao it's one of our most retarded users upset again about another comment

r u feelin ok

it's not normal to be this mad about the internet

lol stop abusing greentext, you autist.

forgot autists can't follow instructions.

It's a whirling vortex of autism gets triggered and screeches at /r/drama users episode

i am sorry i offended you by being aware of your extremely important role in internet culture wars

I don't care what you do or don't know, you can print out my comment history and use it as an anti-bible for all I care.

i am sorry your feelings are hurt, i hope you find a way to heal

I don't know if its your keyboard or your brain that's broken, but you have a very serious "v" problem.

v = very

No, very=very. "v" just means you can't type or your keyboard is broken.

I was also referring to your sideways v, your >. This isn't 4chan anymore, kid. Time to grow up.

> No, very=very. "v" just means you can't type or your keyboard is broken.

No, can not = can not. "can't" just means you can't type or your keyboard is broken.

I was also referring to your sideways v, your >. This isn't 4chan anymore, kid. Time to grow up.

lmao

Try harder

Grown leftist autisticly audits the posting history of his subreddit subscribers to find opposing opinions relating to his very important culture wars

Expects to ever receive any reaction but laughter ever again to anything he ever does

[Autistic screeching]

Grown leftist autisticly audits the posting history of his subreddit subscribers to find opposing opinions relating to his very important culture wars

fam, it gets directly messaged to the Drama modmail every time someone mentions the sub.

is that really how you respond to that? you wrote an 1000 word epic about internet culture wars because your identity is so deeply tied to them, but you think you've got the upper hand because i had to skim it once? lmao

you wrote an 1000 word epic

When? I seriously don't remember that.

a week or two ago, you got mocked pretty aggressively in the drama modmail

/u/Zachums do you have the details or the modmail itself

and damn. that means writing 1000 word breakdowns of how wrong somebody on cracked.com is about culture wars on KiA is so routine you're not even aware you're doing it. holy shit brother

oh wow it's only 400 words with the quote in it. which means /u/lemonscore is only half the autistic virgin i thought.

congratulations, /u/lemonscore. you're still infinitely autistic

Please keep this conversation going long enough that it can be posted by someone to /r/drama.

So, how's the witty banter in modmail going? Tell everyone how you got that LemonScore good :)

witty banter

is it witty banter to laugh at someone for being genuinely disabled? i thought it was just profoundly rude

There are two other moderators in this chain defending your desperate flailing, bro. Probably not a good idea to start accusing others of being retarded.

desperate flailing

what is desperately flailing about repeating one sentiment over multiple comments

you are a grown virgin who is deeply invested in internet culture wars and prolly makes five figures

that last one is new, i guess. but i was thinking it earlier

but i was thinking it earlier

Do you write about me in your Dream Journal, riemann? Am I the internet equivelent of the girl fellow autistic child you threw scrunched-up paper at urinated on on the school bus short bus?

I'm sorry, but the kind of attention Lemon-sama gives you isn't the good kind, you'll understand one day :(

no, i wrote comments disparaging you earlier

That's it? A post with a few hundred words and some links found by searching "David Wong"? That probably took less than three minutes for me to type.

God damn, could you at least have Pm'd the link to riemann so that at least he could have posted it himself and so only looked slightly more pathetic instead of needing another mod to bail him out and looking like a complete moron?

Well, people can look at this conversation and come to their own conclusions; I don't think that I could demean you more than you just did yourselves.

>unironically posts in KiA

>accuses others of demeaning themselves

?

Trying to push the "people who post to KiA are losers!" angle would be more effective if riemann hadn't already revealed that you and the rest of the mods privately bitch about me in modmail.

If it makes you feel better, it wasn't bitching about you as much as just chuckling to ourselves with only one or two words. Don't worry about it.

A post with a few hundred words

Stop right there.

looking like a complete moron?

idk fam everyone can look right there and see a person seriousposting about culture wars on KotakuInAction lmao

i am sorry i wasn't right on the money with the number of words, and for that i deeply apologize.

idk fam everyone can look right there and see a person seriousposting about culture wars on KotakuInAction lmao

You seem to care a lot about these "culture wars," riemann. Are you like those hysterically anti-gay politicians that inevitably get caught with their cock up a rentboy? (Or maybe you're the rentboy in that analogy?)

You seem to care a lot about these "culture wars," riemann

i like making fun of people, and people who turn to reddit for validation of their personal political opinions are extremely funny to me

I'm relieved to hear you find it funny, it'd be pretty sad if you were just projecting.

I mean, could you imagine getting triggered by someone with different political opinions and calling them whatever the fuck a "leftcom" is then responding to being jokingly called a cuck with an angry comment string in which you humiliated yourself repeatedly?

And then saying that people who care about reddit are losers whilst arguing on reddit in a subreddit that you moderate with other moderators cheerleading you, wow that would be very ironic and dumb :)

What sort of lolcow mongoloid would do something like that haha

lmao you might have an actual social disorder

you got mocked pretty aggressively in the drama modmail

Oh no!

that means writing 1000 word breakdowns of how wrong somebody on cracked.com is about culture wars on KiA is so routine you're not even aware you're doing it. holy shit brother

I'm sorry, but your attempts to turn around your autistic screeching aren't working: I can't remember my own post but you can and have been so triggered by it that you're still shaking even now, but it's me that doesn't have it together?

And great job revealing you and other /r/drama mods cry about people you don't like posting on the sub, you just keep making yourself look better and better. Did you expect me to be upset or something? I'd probably have already assumed that you were doing so, but, unlike you, I don't really care enough to spend so much time thinking about posts on /r/drama.

I asked /u/hahapointsatyou during his last tantrum, so I'll ask you too: why not just ban me and any other people that you don't like? Are you concerned that that would be admitting that you're the same as ghazi, srs and the other leftist subs, that you can't handle opposing views (because you're pretty much doing that already). Just click the ban button.

are you so autistic that you literally can't comprehend how someone could make fun of you without shaking in their boots?

like, that's terrifyingly depressing. that would imply you're shaking and tearful right now as you right this little post. and every other of the 5-10 you've written today in Drama

or are you just so retarded that you can't comprehend that other people might be able to make fun of people because they genuinely just look down on you lmao

is it both?

are you so autistic that you literally can't comprehend how someone could make fun of you without shaking in their boots? like, that's terrifyingly depressing.

Oh wow

tantrum

lol you are so consistently retarded.

so I'll ask you too: why not just ban me and any other people that you don't like?

And I'm pretty sure I would've told you something along the lines of: thank you for proving what a tourist you are by even asking this.

To make it clear, we don't ban anyone, especially just for being idiots. We much prefer to let you display your idiocy openly for the enjoyment of all.

So a sincere thank you for your service. (:

>approximately 2017 years since the birth of Yeshua of Nazareth

>not being a leftcom

end it all

That was way over the top.

These normies need to fuck off

Her post history says she has a boyfriend on a 3 month trip. Guess she's cheating?

She has a ton of posts about polyamory. And also about being bipolar and having delusions.

So literally, a crazy chick

Polyamorists and mental illness.

Name a more iconic duo, I'll wait.

Always bipolar or borderline.

Autistic and redditing

Homosexuality and HIV

fruits and vegetables

holy fucking shit

damn, son

Drama and faggotry

Chris-chan and sonichu

It didn't take but a few lines of reading to tell that obviously that little one was not "trolling", but just a batshit insane person. The story may or may not have been a lie or just a dream it had one night, but definitely crazy.

polyamory

Euphemism for slut

She has a boyfriend who is bipolar.

This is /r/drama, step up your username stalking game. LOLcows can only be milked with truth.

Or he's a cuckold. If your girlfriend posts on TrollX then you probably are.

Men, its a tranny.

A recent responce to asking when her bf gets back.

Like a month? He's super jelly he missed this party :)

Yeah that was me.

Like I read names or something. I am not a nerd like that

I can't see a frat doing this, after all the issues that have happened this decade. It seems like too much of a risk.

Totes, cause frats are totally known for thinking things through

Now, they do. There are systems in place to make sure no frat exposes itself to anything that could even be considered compromising.

K

Say what you will, though there is no way this story can be true.

Everyone knows college students keeps thing super secret and definitely not going onto social mefia

So start the clock when the next frat scandal breaks?

Why not?

"i have no idea how a fraternity operates"

Yeah no, this isn't a thing. Nationals would cut out fucking nuts off if we even debated having one.

I would imagine as much.

Dude they had "consent enforcers"

There is no way this is real. Though for some reason both of the X subreddits eat this stuff up.

Former PR chair here. There is no such thing as an orgy party. Nationals would have our fucking heads if we even tried to plan one.

It was a dance party with an orgy room (the whole floor of the room was mattresses and pillows with condoms placed out. In the main room they had dancing had bdsm exhibits like fire massage, a flogging station, and candle wax.

If this wasn't fake, my stomach would be churning.

Can't we go back to flogging people who go to these sorts of things? Although they'd probably like that.

Yup, my experience was pretty much if you came home with your knickers still on and some idea of what had happened to you then you could consider it a good night. And if you did get drugged and raped, well then it was your own fault for going to that sort of party. And yeah, we just accepted it because what was the alternative right?

Who the fuck spends every weekend at rape parties?

But what was the alternative to rape parties? In them days there was nothing

They must have really loved free alcohol if they willingly traded it for regret rape every weekend.

Can you say no to free fireball?

I didn't think so

Didn't you read her comment, there was no alternative to going to the rape parties, so she went.

Yeah man, got nothing else to do on a Saturday, why not get raped with the girls tonight?

Right? Like what? This is at best a wild exaggeration.

These crazy whores literally are trying to one up each other on who gets raped the most and how big of a victim they are. What a fucking time to be alive that people find these toxic circles instead of trying to be a normal human.

The internet has allowed freaks to fester instead of being bullied into proper adults.

Rape victim gives you +10 to oppression points, unless you break the jerk and then you're making it up for attention. Since these chicks are born from the jerk and will return into the jerk when they die, ofc they have to make up stories about roving rape parties that people somehow go to willingly.

The internet has allowed freaks to fester instead of being bullied into proper adults.

Truer words have never been spoken.

The internet has allowed freaks to fester instead of being bullied into proper adults.

Hence, you.

Who the fuck spends every weekend at rape parties?

Nerd alert! Parties are all week. 😎

Not Tuesdays?

I guess the idea of going to the party and not getting shitfaced never crossed their minds, huh?

I attended many a frat party in college and inevitably the same thing happened at every one of them. Sorority sisters and random women showed up en masse for the free booze and drank so much that they got sloppy and annoying.

Lots of drunken hook-ups at these parties but the myth of the "rapist" frat brother just doesn't hold water when the sloppy drunk girls were the ones initiating.

The opposite retarded statement of "I shouldn't have any responsibility I just want to get plastered" is "frat boys doing anything wrong is a myth"

I never said that frat boys never did anything wrong, just that the idea that they were taking advantage of drunk women is incorrect when the majority of the time the women were the instigators.

Well you literally called frat rapes a myth, but I mean, I doubt that. Most of the time it's probably a misunderstanding due to the fact that everyone is drunk. Aside from that there are definitely more rapes than false reports.

Aside from that there are definitely more rapes than false reports.

That's questionable, especially if alcohol is involved. Getting drunk, sleeping with someone, and then regretting it does not equal rape.

Getting drunk, sleeping with someone, and then regretting it does not equal rape.

See, I know this happens in some cases, but why are you more willing to believe this and not meatheads rape girls when they think they can get away with it? It's the oldest crime next to theivery.

It's the oldest crime next to theivery.

Prostitution is the oldest crime...

That's the oldest profession. Prostitution hasn't been considered a crime until pretty recently.

This post really activated my almonds

You want to be raped by a chad. Not the sloppy brother who can't hold his liquor.

Get it together sister.

it's often so tough to tell them apart

I want to my hands to be tied to a bedboard while a bunch of Chad dudebros use my bussy like a cum bank tbh

I used to love TrollX but within the past half year or so it's really gone to shit with stupid posts like this

Remember when it was period jokes and lightheartedness? Pepperidge farm remembers.

I don't miss those either

I used to love TrollX

Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

women were a mistake, 0/10 would not give rib again

I can't wait until synthetic wombs and the subsequent vagicide.

Ohhhhh a "feminist" orgy you say.

I can't help but imagine overweight freebleeders who recite false statistics about, y'know, evrrrrrythang, but even worse is the guys who buy into this shit.

lol "feminist orgy" okayyyyyyy /u/anteatertango. How was the orgy you were a part of a "feminist" orgy?

The last time I was raped at at party.

So this is happening more than once?

i was once told i had raped a woman because we were smoking weed before the deed but she was cool with it because "we raped each other"

now i am paranoid so i always have sex sober :(

coincidentally, i've been having a lot less sex

So, /u/anteatertango, just how fat are you?

I'm out of 20 dollar bills

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The fans are calling your name. Go to them!

i'd rather come on them