Your condescending, contradictory bullshit isn't attractive to anyone except your frothing, basement-dwelling, virgin army.

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OP thinks he's actually important enough to have a bird drone stalk him

Isn't that the general attitude of an r/conspiracy user

Why would there be more birds in spring? Weird.

Judging by the fact that OP hasn't responded to anything, I'm going to say this post is a plant to paint the community.

How meta.

Lol, that's one of the guys who challenged nazi's to connect four and then lost.

Like u/sailorchubbybutt said, get a BB gun.

If you're autistic enough to start shooting a BB gun at birbs because you think it's the ZOG spying on you, then you may as well get a handgun instead and become an hero of r/conspiracy.

I'll try to maybe throw rocks at them and maybe destroy one so I can dismantle and study it. I need advice, there's been more birds lately and I'm freaking out.

I hope this is pretend, because otherwise, poor birds. I don't even like birds and I feel for them. If it's not pretend, well, this is what a psychotic break looks like, folks.

bird up

This is /u/Tehpolecat 's wife, you caused a seizure. I have your information and have called the police to report the assault.

bird up?

I wonder what his opinion on party parrots is

These people have an actual mental illness. I'm not saying this as an insult or a joke, shit like this is exactly what mentally ill people believe.

there's plenty of legitimate reasons to hate birds and blame them for your problems, but them being government robots is not one of them.