/r/forwardsfromgrandma decides who's life is more important: Our boys in blue, or a literal dog?

10  2017-04-24 by hexane360

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something something communist pig cop meme something something

You wouldn't download a dog would you?

I'd download all the good B O Y E S

who is life is more important

can we get some remedial grammar training for posters here

this is getting ridiculous

Well, I suppose that's true, in the sense that their primary function is to protect property and the bourgeois.

Yes, police do protect property. And that's great. Because I like my stuff, and I enjoy it not being stolen.

Liquidate ourself, you tedious commie fuckbucket.

Yeah but I want free shit sooo...

Liquidate yourself /u/coggid, you tedious commie fuckbucket.

Pay me first. That's how capitalism works, right?

No. Typically you have to do something of value first.

Typical capitalist, expecting someone to do work for them but being unwilling to pay for the service. Talk about wanting free stuff...

Typical communist, not understanding charity comes from the individual. Now if you could just donate your time to something productive and kys

Since when are we talking about charity? I was talking about paid labor.

kys

Yet another request for labor. Put your money where your mouth is, capitalist, and pay me to do these things if you want them done. That's how your system is supposed to work, isn't it?

I'll pay you to come take a ride on a helicopter with me. (Landing fee not included).

As soon as someone brought up you offing yourself we were talking about you being charitable and taking you out of our misery. Really, it's for the best.

As soon as someone brought up you offing yourself we were talking about you being charitable and taking you out of our misery. Really, it's for the best.

Ah, so you just want free stuff. Gotcha.

No I only want what's best for you.

And I only want to get paid for my labor. Somehow this makes ne a scumbag communist.

cop dogs are pig dogs who are class traitors

Human lives will always be more important than animal lives, I'd kill 20 dogs to save one human.

Why?

Because they're fucking animals not humans? Care to tell me how a dog is worth more than a human

How is a human worth more than a dog just for being human? What inherent value does a human life hold?

The ability to do more than dogs ever could. Furry

A dog can do plenty a human can't. And besides, you haven't told me how that's any sort of inherent value. There's plenty of other humans after all. What 7 billion? Unless we're talking about some brilliant scientist or an amazing artist or innovative engineer or something, odds are if you pick some random person and they disappeared, no one even notice outside of the few people they know and nothing would change. Most humans are pretty worthless, inconsequential, and easily replaceable.

Pretty sure most dogs are, too.

Cats, on the other hand, are worth a thousand dogs.