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Not gonna lie, that was really entertaining

was riemann being detained?

Don't let him trick you /u/TheMoneyofArt.

He's trying to get you to consent to Maritime law with the gold fringed flag using trust law under the dissolution of the United States in 1913. Remember that you are not the ALL CAPS fiction but the flesh and blood man.

Just keep repeating to yourself

Am I being detained or am I free to go? Am I being detained or am I free to go? Am I being detained or am I free to go?

^{Anyone confused should head over to /r/amibeingdetained for some fun.}

are you like, legitimately retarded?

I do not consent.

But do you wish to create joinder?

Damn it. I knew I forgot something.

there's no such thing as maritime law.

Well that depends. Were you boating or traveling?

no, it is a universal truth. law is unenforceable on water.

so you're a sovereign citizen that owns a boat. got it

Have you ever turned a simple traffic stop into a broken car window and jail time? And if yes, did you smugly film yourself while doing it?

Please post the video if that's the case. We could really use new material in /r/amibeinhdetained

Also, why is that? Is the law allergic to water? If I commit a felony while it rains, does it at least get bumped down to a misdemeanor?

laws can only be created and enforced by nations, which are composed only of land

1/10

You be quiet. It's not trolling if he's more than 12 miles from shore.

this is now a Ken M thread

my sides

Where are the boundaries though? For no personal reason or anything, but where are "international waters" and are there any laws you can break while on them? Asking for SWIM but for real

lawyers, much like other vampires, can't cross running water

Brb, digging a moat around my house.

Uh oh, flood zones just got even more dangerous

Send cans

I don't know man. This looks pretty fleshed out to me.

United Nations?

BOATS AND HOES!

/U/RIEMANN1413 GOT BOATS AND HOES!!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=kuMV6OdcwxY

u/riemann1413 what is the maritime legal status of a minor, when you're in international waters, and you're fucking someone and it's the day right before his/her/xir birthday, which marks their status change from jailbait to legal age for their home country, but then you cross over the international date line heading west, at the exact stroke of midnight, on the day right before his/her/xir birthday, wouldn't that in fact make you be a filthy disgusting death-deserving commie nasty fucking paedo piece of shit, or would the "day" count and make it $100% legal?

memes

I'm about to catch a boat to Indochina and run a train on some hot Polynesian girl memes

GIRL memes??

Reported for hate speech against memesexuals

Rieman, i like you, but can you post a pic of those pants already? Im dying to know what they look like

i bet u'd like 2 know wouldn't you

Those pants haunt my dreams hon, i need to know ...and

r/legaladvice must discuss this, someone ask this there.

You're a crook,

Captain Hook,

Judge won't you throw the book...

...at the pirate...

Joke's on them, pirates can't read.

/u/riemann1413 were you being detained or were you free to go?

I dare anyone to link me any Reddit thread where he isn't btfo. He needs to keep himself safe.

OP, are there exciting, meaningful slapfights? If so, I'd love to read about them.

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