Here's the thing. You said a "trilby is a fedora."

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Question -- Is the Flying Spaghetti Monster halal? Or is it just the intermission before the Athens, Georgia Improv Comedy Troupe is Kalashnikov'ed... with zero remorse from the Jihadists?

Are you a markov bot?

Nope. Just unbelievably drunk.

This the top controversial comment but it looks as if ordered by amount of autism:

real christians aren't a problem.

There's a hashtag there somewhere...

#gasthejews?

/#rapecatholicchildren

As always quality discourse coming from r/mommademegotochurch

There's nothing wrong with atheism and atheists on Reddit get more hate then they deserve.

If anything, religious lunatics and the morons on r/Christianity that believe in demons and the lunatics on r/Islam that believe in genies deserve far more ridicule and hatred.

atheists on Reddit get more hate then they deserve

Agreed, they should get less hate and more beatings. Autists delving into pages long tirades on game balance are more sensible and less pretentious.

Did you get raised in some evangelical mongoloid family? Most religious people on Reddit deserve more hate and more beatings. They are autists who usually go on long triades about their mythologies and holy books. How are religious people not pretentious?

Most right wing religious lunatics will usually always go on about how homosexuality is "evil" or some unhinged ranting about how global warming is a "satanic conspiracy". Christopher Hitchens had more talent, depth, elegance, and wit in his cancer cells, then all religious Redditors combined.

Did you get raised in some militant atheist mongoloid family? Most atheists on Reddit deserve more hate and more beatings. They are autists who usually go on long triades about their overblown self importance and misunderstood snippets of philosophies they've checked up on wikipedia. How are atheists not pretentious?

Most left wing atheist lunatics will usually always go on about how killing babies is "a liestyle" or some unhinged ranting about how communism is "haven't been tried yet". Peter Grünberg has more talent, depth, elegance, and wit in his bald spot, then all atheist Redditors combined.

Do your part to keep our community healthy by blowing everything out of proportion and making literally everything as dramatic as possible.

0/10 troll attempt

Is this the final act where irresolvable problems are resolved, gods come from heaven, masks fall and everyone is revealed to just be pretending to be retarded?

My favorite Hitchens moment was when he said that MLK was a bad Christian. Very depthful. Much talent.

Hitchens is in hell now, telling the devil that he doesn't exist.

And how Mother Theresa was evil for going out and trying to comfort the dying rather than sitting on her fat ass like Hitchens did.

lmfao project harder.

Most religious redditors (with the exception of a small number of radicals like /r/deusvult) are generally tolerant and don't bother anyone.

It's the atheist redditors who have a screeching fit when someone when there's a post with the words "Islam" or "Saudi-Arabia".

DEUS VAULT! ONWARD CHRISTIAN BROTHERS TO CRUSH THE SARACEN THREAT!

They started it.

Most right wing religious lunatics will usually always go on about how homosexuality is "evil" or some unhinged ranting about how global warming is a "satanic conspiracy". Christopher Hitchens had more talent, depth, elegance, and wit in his cancer cells, then all religious Redditors combined.

I'd love to meet these people because every super devout conservative I've ever met has done a pretty good job of keeping their views to themselves. Especially if they know you don't share the same devout religious views.

They tend to stand in the middle of cornfields.

Okay I'm gonna need you and all other dark sided individuals out of my thread RIGHT NOW or shit's about to get ugly. This is a Christian subreddit.

lol

I don't care, r/drama isn't a "christian subreddit".

We will pray for you

I'd rather pray to Eris.

Pray to my dick

I'm not your mother.

I'd still worship Eris over Christianity any day.

no one cares

Babbies first experience with the occult :⁾

I see you are afraid of the word of the lord, my child. But never fear, your exorcism has been scheduled, young one. Do pop along to confessions this Saturday! x

Take that, God!

Take that, God!

see the thing is, there's like 1500 years of precedent for christians and muslims being batshit. we're over it

Ah r/atheism: part of them look like cult members, sound like cult members, but the magical line ,,I'm reddit atheist" let's them forget that in almost every post that hits r/all they sound like the people they hate the most. After three weeks there and posts they made after egypt bombings, I understood that I rather be a '' sinful catholic" or an agnostic than r/atheism level of a edgelord. At least atheists I know do not sound like a televangelist level preachers from the Deep south. r/trueatheism looks like a better option.

Did you just unironically make copypasta?

I guess?

And then they turn around and say, oh Muslims who aren't terrorists aren't true Muslims, therefore Islam is 100% evil and all Muslims are evil -- /u/Ernestovalasqez

Who the fuck says that? Everyone knows that not all muslims are terrorists, they're potential terrorists.

"Everyone"? Only a sith deals in absolutes.

I'm positive you are kidding, but just in case, everyone is a potential terrorist.

Do you know how many muslim bullies I've met in my life? None.

Fam there's literally an entire army of them lmao.