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listen here you little shit

listen here you little shit

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

i don't remember that part in the movie

It's in the closed captioning

ur a liar

listen here you little shit

listen here you little shit

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

no

Ok. You caught me. It's in the director's commentary track on the first GoG bluray.

Or it's a Groot speech track... Like the Galaxy Quest dvd had.

groot

I am Groot

okay, i believe u this time

Is this niggah getting sentient

He's probably asleep since he hasn't deleted it yet.

Oh to be a fly on his cuck house wall in the morning.

loooooool, Twitter got rid of him over this?

No, Sensitive Joss Wedon's Twitter is still up. I think he just deleted the Tweet and bobby's just being retarded.

https://mobile.twitter.com/joss/status/857794584662769664

No you retard he was suspended then he deleted his tweet then his account was reinstated.

I don't tweet because Richard Matthew Stallman says it's an huge NSA SIGINT operation, so I don't see how that's proof of his account being suspended you fucking mongoloid

You don't tweet because your last twitter account full of furry porn was suspended for harassment. Ain't no one gonna see your badly drawn diaper furry sketches bro.

Ain't no one gonna see your badly drawn diaper furry sketches bro.

And the world is worse for it. Twitter hates free speech.

degenerate, kys

god furrys are revolting

Richard Stallman is a loon.

Yeah but he's an inspirational loon.

user reports:
1: Speaking ill of our Lord and Savior RMS

If Richard Stallman had grown up with a normal-person penis, he wouldn't be what he is today.

I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/LInux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

Ugg he must be so autistic.

What are the odds that Whedon doesn't have a history of beating the shit out of his spouses?

Money line is vegas is sitting at 4:9

Cue another Twitter hiatus for Joss!

Let's see how long he stays away this time!

Relevant.

It's the Trump fans that did this!

He should rip off that Newsweek clown and claim it gave him a seizure

How long till he posts something like "I was harassed by alt-right/gamergater/MRAs for an out of context tweet"?

He'll just say

"I apologize if I offended anyone, that was not my intention. I have the upmost respect and admiration for cancer survivors, and wish these beautiful young ladies the best of luck"

or something equally as weak and predictable

https://mobile.twitter.com/joss/status/857794584662769664

King nu-male

whaaa whaa baby she-mayos with cancer

the only problem is that it didnt kill them

white fragility strikes again smh

SHITPOSTING BADLY WILL RESULT IN A ONE DAY BAN

I'll be quiet for a bit.

oh my god end your life

Public image is everything in the film industry. Acting humble is always the best response when you know you fucked up.

But it's a really passive aggressive "apology". No one would actually buy it.

K

But he gets bonus points for intending to insult and mock Nazis, right?

my general feeling is that most people in the film industry should end their lives so this doesnt really contradict me

How much did Big Library pay you?

No matter how wrong he is here, it is a mistake to ever let SJWs feel like they were right.

What a manlet

Well, the people he was trying to offend have a sense of humor, but more importantly most of them responded to this with "who the hell is Joss Whedon?"

Trying to offend certain people is a reasonable strategy and nothing bad will come out of it.

He mentions that to virtue signal. "Hey everyone, look at me! I was trying to stick it to the fascists!! That's how good of a person I am! I make fun of fascists! Sorry that I offended you, but I just want to reiterate that I'm a good person for trying to offend the bad evil people!"

Are you his PR agent?

I wish, think of the job security

beautiful young ladies

But...they're not "10s," Joss, are they really beautiful?

yeah but they deserved to be made fun of for stadning so close to a republican, no sexism here

100% unironic here, i love it when people bully joss whedon. brings a smile to my face

He's the living embodiment of a SRDine or circlebroker.

There's a reason people call him Sensitive Joss Wedon.

That's a little to clunky though. How about we use an acronym?

its just so easy to do

tbh fam and friendos, Joss Whedon is one of the biggest faggots on twitter. It's great when the twitter sjw fag brigage eats their own, and Joss 'I pour dinty moore into my bussy with a neti pot' Whedon will make a filling meal.

Fresh r/drama post: /u/take_a_dumpling found shilling for Dinty Moore and Neti Pots

And bussies

From the fatcats over at Big Bussy

So I tweeted something that inadvertently offended everyone except the people I was trying to offend. I'm sorry. I'll be quiet for a bit.

Does this fuck really not get it? That has been his whole life for a while now.

So I tweeted something that inadvertently offended everyone except the people I was trying to offend. I'm sorry. I'll be quiet for a bit

Lol.

Further proof that Joss Whedon is a cuckold.

What the fuck did he say? Screenshot please. Not your gay ass opinion.

https://twitter.com/joss/status/857794584662769664

Twitter bio

i never let them see the worst of me

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This is like the 5th time he's offended his entire following, you think he'd learn

No context, original tweet is gone. Fucking shitposts

Whedon tweeted a picture of a Republican politician, Ryan, meeting with some female cancer survivors.

Whedon captions the image "Tonight on White House Wife Hunt, Donny makes host P. Ryan give 2 more contestants the "Not a 10" card"

People get angry and he backs down like a cuck.

Snapshillbot already archived the tweet at the top of this comment section.

Thank you for the context. I obviously know about snapshill but none of the links are working properly - the pages are very broken. Could just be something on my end.

maybe you've been in Russia this entire time

We don't get access to your fancy American "shitposting"

I'm in a third-world shithole. I still feel superior to Americans though, they're the worst.

I just feel blessed I don't have to share a country with Californians

Jeez, lucky

Or texans

I'm a double Amputee Joss what would you rate me out of 10

i mean

no legs>no arms> one of each right?

she's pretty

I never realized how much Whedon looks like Phil Kessel

You'd think after SJWs freaked out on him over Jurassic World, he'd have more of a understanding about what they're really about. But no, he's drank so much kool aid that he'll even insult teenage girls perceived to be political opponents to appease the tolerant left.

The killer is that he wasn't going after the girls, he was trying to make fun of Trump and Ryan, implying that they would see the cancer survivors as "not a 10" and nothing else. But SJWs eat their own, so they turned on him before the actual targets could even react. It's why the US will always be a center-right country. The far left loves nothing more than to take down their own rather than get anything meaningful done. But hey, Rachel Bloom got paid by Netflix to sing about butt stuff.

Clearly I didn't realize he was mocking someone else. I guess the clumsy awkward way he presented the joke made it difficult to understand what he really meant. I still stand by the fact that he's using teenage girls to attack a political ideology he hates, it's just that they were props and not a target like I thought.

Oh sure, it was a shit joke that I'm surprised Whedon made. But some of the reactions on Twitter are ridiculous. He could have hit a woman and gotten just about as much hate.

Everyone who isn't utter retard sees at first glance what he meant.
kys

Maybe some day

The killer is that he wasn't going after the girls, he was trying to make fun of Trump and Ryan, implying that they would see the cancer survivors as "not a 10" and nothing else.

Yeah, that's obvious. I think most people understand that. People are 'upset' because in doing that, Whedon used those cancer-surviving teenage-girls as a prop to attack Ryan. But they're not a prop, they're real people. In attacking Ryan, Whedon actually did sexualise those girls and call them ugly. The 'I'm only pretending to be retarded' or the 'this is what (my caricature of) Paul Ryan believes' is a shitty defense.

It's fine to critises Paul Ryan. Doing it by insulting a group of innocent cancer-surviving teenage-girls is not.

'this is what (my caricature of) Paul Ryan believes' is a shitty defense.

Oh, come the fuck off it. It's hilarious how all of a sudden right-wingers are concerned about political correctness.

I'm talking about the left-wingers attacking him. I don't even think it's a political correctness thing. He said something genuinely misogynistic and insulting about a group of real girls under the guise of a character in order to insult someone he doesn't like. Those girls are people, not props.

"caption this" jokes that even acknowledge the existence of women are using them as props and are genuinely misogynistic ie you hate women.

Did I mistakenly stumble into the SRDine can?

Dang, you got me. I knew I should've chucked a couple of "bussys" in there as camouflage.

It's not just that he used them as props, it's how he used them.

tbh fam, if you don't see the difference between "acknowledging the existence of women" and insulting the appearance of a group of cancer-surviving teenage-girls in order to insult someone you disagree with politically. Then I don't know how to explain it to you.

oh no somebody said a mean thing on twitter.

I don't think the offended SJWs on Twitter are right-wingers

It's hilarious how all of a sudden right-wingers are concerned about political correctness.

We don't care about political correctness. We're just enjoying holding idiots to their own idiotic standards. Rules for Radicals Rule #4: Make your enemy live up to their own rule book.

"i never let them see the worst of me" on his twitter bio.

Joss Whedon is a fucking faggot. He's a *bald white male, the epitome of Low or No Testosterone.

Joss Whedon makes RuPaul seem like The Rock.

RuPaul, no matter what else one might wish to say about him/her and/or his/her lifestyle and personal choices, is generally a civil, diplomatic, and charming person, which puts him/her leaps and bounds ahead of guys like Whedon or Wheaton regardless of testosterone or masculinity.

The point of the comparison is that a guy who prefers to dress and/or act like a woman is more of man than a guy who prefers to dress and/or act like a man.

Well that's just pointing out the obvious because RuPaul is bold and fierce...but implying Joss Whedon dresses or acts like a man is still hilarious.

Well since I don't abide the Cornucopia of Genders I'm not sure what else to call him.

I wish women would just be pretty and shut up. Having hobbies seems to give them an excuse to be boring and ugly and annoying.

the fuck kind of name is "Joss".

I need to refurbish my wood plank floor. The joss is broken on the north wall.

I have a confession to make...

I recently rewatced Buffy, and was cringing at how shitty everything was. Not just the 90s stuff. All of it.

my favourite joss whedon story is when twitter feminists started screaming at him for black widow not being able to have kids and he left twitter

then came back and did the old battered wife routine