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Really should've said "Jews did this."

Reeeee Snally i wanted to post it.

Poor Alex. Now we face a man who has nothing to lose, globalists made a big fat mistake.

no drink shaming pls

Seriously i'm not sure if america could handle another podcast like this with Punished Alex.

FOXDIE is turning the frickin snakes gay

A host to surpass Metal Gear...

Your that radio host

Plz, senpai, make me high-quality MGSV/INFOWARS drawings. I wish to look Punished Alex in his beautiful eyes as the nukes drop

Won't someone please think of the gay frogs?

Nothing to LOSE not nothing to LOOSE. Different words.

Nothing too loose

They don't know what's coming for them.

globalists made a big fat mistake

Are you saying that globalists made him who he is?

Poor Alex. Now we face a man who has nothing to lose, globalists made a big fat mistake.

Honestly, him basically losing his kids because 10 people on a jury decided to would pretty much seal the deal that there are people out to get him.

snally's earned this, zxe's been further down this rabbit hole than any neurotypical would dare to venture

#JeSuisAlex

Pizzagate of course.

His (((wife))) is clearly being paid off by (((them))) to take his innocent children away. Fucking jews globalists are trying to silence the truth about the frogs turning gay.

You clearly aren't afraid to speak the truth. You need a radio show.

(((((((((globalists)))))))))

We all know it's really the lizard illuminati to blame.

What is the hierarchy here? Like the chain of command? Is it lizard overlords>Illuminati>Jews>Globalists>Liberal Elite Pedophiles?

The man who sold his super male virility and is as legit as a pro wrestler will now return like one ( probably after summerslam) - repackaged as autistic, antifa - loving, mixed- race, asexual democrat with nothing to lose, but everything to gain. What a maneuver.

He's dropping an album

That's some gangsta shit Shaniqua

So, he's going to join TYT as a new host?

Well smarks and dirt sheets are telling me that you are correct sir/madam.

It would class up the place.

That would be the ultimate long con

Music for the feels

Aw, poor dude :(

This better not effect my shipment of super male vitality, it's the only thing keeping me uncucked by the jews at this point.

user reports:
1: 1 we all know pizzashill is a cuck jew 2 we all know is he must be from Cali and hope NK nukes it

REEEEEEE STOP HURTING CONSPIRADADDY

That user report was very on point though.

Found the butthurt reporter.

You're wrong tho.

CHAGA MUSHROOM

BONNNNNNNEEEEEE BROTH

Jones goes down with a 10 to 2 verdict against him hurray! I've been following this case and honestly neither parents seem exactly what I'd call stable mentally but Alex definitely has no one to blame but himself for this outcome, her lawyers made a solid case for parental alienation since he let her see them a whopping 5 times last year apparantely. Is that even all the holidays? Alex couldn't separate his "persona" from his real self. The funniest part is they only were able to get less than a handful of his "personas" videos into evidence but every time he opened his mouth or disrupted the court room he destroyed his it's just an act defense of his public instability, may have well been hitting himself in the face with the gavel.

whopping 5 times last year apparantely.

might want to read that again

whopping 5 times last year

You mean 5 times this year, which is a fancy way of saying "every other weekend".

He broke the conditioning so much, he became the conditioning.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/charliewarzel/jones-trial-verdict?utm_term=.uaARMMP1J#.gw5o66Eax

love that last line

"I'm surprised the media missed the biggest story here," he said.

When one reporter asked what exactly that story was, Jones shot back a wry glance.

"You'll find out."

He's going to begin transitioning into a woman like Brutlin Jenner?

obviously his exwife and the judge were lizard people

No he has some Miss Doubtfire type of plan.

This would be a great reboot of Mrs Doubtfire!

He's going to murder his wife and wear her skin like a suit.

Weekend at Mommy's

It rubs the secret life extension technology on it's skin or else it gets the hose again.

Special female vitality

THE LIZARD JOOS

Somone please check up on Alex and see if he's gonna shoot up a school.

buzzfeed lol

How dare you insult our glorious journalism emperor buzzfeed?

buzzfeed is the only place you can find reliable, worthwhile journalism anymore

Alex Jones cucked by his superior Jewish wife.

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10 hours of deliberation

" But guys what if he's right about the gay frogs"

Kelly saw them sparingly, only 5 times so far this year,

pretty retarded way of saying every other weekend

tigre are you... disabled

he posts on r/drama wtf do you think

nvm he's right. there are 10 weeks in 4 months

still tho, it can just kinda be assumed

pretty retarded way of saying every other weekend

52/2 = 5

Perhaps the most significant Infowars clip to get traction in court was one from Saturday morning in which he boasted that he had slept with “conservatively” at least 150 women by the time he was 16.

The clip was not played in court, but Kelly Jones’ attorneys managed to bring it up in court as evidence that Alex is not a positive role model for his 14-year-old son.

C U C K S

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>tfw your own mother cockblocks you and takes away your Super Male Vitality™ medication.

Alex "Wilt Chamberlain" Jones

What was Wilt's estimate? 20,000 women right?

Yeah. Someone did the math and IIRC for that claim to be true Wilt would have had to been active from 12 years old and had 3 partners a day for twenty years.

I think its fair to say he's banged over 200 women though.

it's simple, he had 4.5 a day from age 18

What is .5? Is that sex with a midget? Or just not to completion?

5 on monday, 4 on tuesday

Its funny because the fat fuck is a crazy liar

150 women by 16 years old

Holy shit I'm ordering that super male vitality stuff now.

Kids are aged 9-14.

Does the 14 year old not get to choose which parent to live with?

Still a minor, so no.

No, although the idea that teenagers don't get asked for their input is a bit ridiculous. Sure, they would willingly choose the "bad" parent, but at least they'd get some say in the matter. Telling a teenager they have to live somewhere they may not want to is a good way to piss everybody off.

Does it make a difference? Not like he'll choose to live with Alex Jones.

This case will always be remembered for one of the greatest news tweets in history: "Jones reported that he couldn't remember his children's names because '[he] had a big bowl of chili for breakfast.'"

I can't wait for the Netflix remake of this trial in 10 years.

Do you have a link? Chemtrails have messed up my brain and my Google is broken. I'm communicating by using a Himalayan machine and a series of wind chimes .

It was his kids' teachers' names, not his kids' names.

https://twitter.com/dansolomon/status/855109699141861378

Still a completely retarded thing to say on the stand (or anywhere else).

I kind want some of that chili. Shit causes memory loss so it must be good

That wasn't Texas chili, it was Colorado chili..

I don't know why it's a big deal; he can make a few more in no time.

There was fluoride in the chili!

So who wants to call into his show and ask him why he fought so hard for custody of his crisis actors?

No my sweet stallion!!!

Jones’ lawyers have notably argued that his on-air persona is an act, an assertion that could potentially cast some doubt on his often over-the-top political claims, including doubts that the Sandy Hook Elementary School massacre ever occurred.

lol the way they phrase it it's almost like they think sandy hook actually happened

Damn (((globalists))) and their gay space lizard masters.

How soon till he's leading the mgtow crusade?

I want Daddy Jones joining /r/MGTOWWOM

Oh god. I genuinely can't wait to see what type of videos come now that he lost his kids.

Though as crazy as he is, if he was raising his kids properly, I can feel for the guy a bit. Still a nut, but I feel for him.

"The jury ruled 10-2 in Kelly’s favor following 10 hours of deliberation at the end of the nine-day trial."

Ouch, that must have hurt