You can't seem to spell out your words, either. If you have something to say, then say it.

Do you have a 8"/20cm beard?

y u upset tho

I think it comes down, really to a real frustration with the way I see the world working. Too many people bastardize the language, too many people abuse children and dogs, and I have too many battles to fight.

I need to pick my battles more carefully.

It's just easier to pick on internet people than real life battles.

Too many people bastardize the language

lmao ur dum af 2, fam

Get with the memes gramps tbh

My first learning of reading was Tolkien and I really have a problem with people fucking up the English language.

Tolkien is dumb af famalam. Read good fantasy like Eragon

Lewis, Tolkien, Rigney, Sanderson! For the kids now, that's the order.

Actually alphabetical order would be Louis, Riggles, Sandy, and then Tolken u dumdum

Reading pleb Jordan series and not reading glorious Terry Brooks masterpiece. SMH fam

You want some real literature? Terry Goodkind, Sword of Truth series. It'll blow your mind.

You mean that emo rip off of Wot? That shit was boring. Didn't even give the tread count on or stitch type of Kahlan's dresses. Pledge shit

While I'll agree Sword of Truth could have used more sniffing and arms crossed under breasts, Terry Goodking is the superior writer by far.

Does Wheel of Time have a protagonist who:

• Defeats an evil sorceress by carving the most beautiful statue ever, convincing her of the evils of socialism.

• Slaughters protesting pacifists armed only with their hatred for moral clarity.

• And finally, fights an evil chicken.

No? Sword of Truth 3, Wheel of Time 1.

congratulations on writing the worst post on reddit

I wish that were true, I could probably get some kind of high-paying social media job. Like bizarro-world /u/gallowboob.

Tbh fam if u don't end your next post in "tho", I'm gonna go home and boot my pupperino.

Let's see where your priorities lie my dude.

I am very opposed to animal abuse, which includes infantilizing them. So DO NOT boot them, and DO NOT call them by stupid ignorant internet meme names.

And stop typing in ignorant internet speak. Your dog will thank you for it, if you do it right.

Damn dude, I think you might have actually out-retarded me with that one. Mister doggers is vvvvv impressed with your trolling.

Maybe you'd just prefer to be looked down upon by your dog?

Well he's like a foot tall so...

Shaking my head.

2 kek 4 me

couldnt get through more than half of this comment without killing my dog

You should have read the last half, it's the best part!

I am very opposed to riemann abuse, which includes infantilizing them. So DO NOT correct them, and DO NOT call them by exercising your inferiority complex.

And stop typing like a racist old codger who refuses to accept slang. Your keyboard will thank you for it, if you do it right.

Maybe you'd just prefer to be an asshole to people on the internet? Maybe you'd just prefer to be looked down upon by reddit? Maybe you'd prefer to continue to be a worthless anti-social weeb?

I can't fix everything.

Never say "pupperino" again. In your mind, you think it sounds "ignorant". In your mind, you think it's a a word of lesser degree, but I'm telling you now. The internet thinks you are an idiot. And I think you are an idiot for doing that. Once an internet loser is past the newfag stage (which is probably yet to happen for you), they don't want or need to be treated like a baby. They need to be treated like adults, and you are a fool to treat your superior redditor like a baby once it is past its weaning stage.

2 many words tho

Yur a huge fuckin nerd fam

Reported for microaggressions, general racism.

Reported for.... something. Good luck with your banning.

bastardize the language

lmao kys u prescriptivist fuckboi

Iʃn't it getting close to your bedtime, little one?

you posted this at 6:30pm, which means it doesnt make sense as a diss even if i was a high schooler, instead of a studly college graduate

smh fam, smh

Damm son u salty af tho fam

You're really committed to autism huh

ur not as smart as you think u r tho

Are you a rie alt

yes

woah hold the fuck on, now u can just abbreviate words like riemann but we cant say that ur a v shitty niceguy? y tho

No we're all /u/prince_kropotkin

to be quite wonest yam

Promoting anarchofascism for 5 years and counting.

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After this conversion ritual, I predict /u/Maga_Brahmin to become the most valuable autist on /r/drama

Big if true

He's anti-bussy. There is no place for him here.

Nice title.

I would have hoped more from a user that self appointed themselves a sedai title. You disappoint me and the order.

Yeah, yeah yah its hard to dictate comments with Aes Sadai keeping me in a box. And the red ones sitting on my face.

That's why I'm a Brown, Idgaf of anything but my books.

Fair enough.

Not being glorious don't need no man red tier

But books :(

/u/Maga_Brahmin, three words,

POO IN LOO

They could have at least used proper grammar to complain about slang and abbreviations.