Japanese penguin adopts waifu.

82  2017-04-29 by PM_ME_MOD_STATUS

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Would you Burgerclaps just hit the Nips with a 3rd one already?

I'm pretty sure the radiation from the first two is what birthed these atrocities in the first place. A third bomb would lead to shit that makes dragon futa look like Sesame Street in comparison.

Have they tested this on frogs?

frogs prefer gay erotic literature

So Murakami novels then?

One of the Murakamis. There are two of them and one writes gay erotic literature, while the other writes about shagging sheep.

Honestly, I'm not sure which is which.

Grape-kun would spend every minute staring at, sitting next to, or praising Hululu as if she was a breathing mate

How can you tell if a penguin is praising someone?

mating calls probably

So just like real weebs?

at least the penguin can do his thing in public.

weebs can't even confess to their 2-D waifus on the fucking internet

Assuming the poor thing is not shamed everywhere its mentioned

the penguin is too retarded to know when it's shamed, which makes it a perfect facsimilie to the Autists who can't understand why loving an anime pillow is stupi

But she can stand on her own now!!!!!

I can hear them now "NYAAAAAAAH KAWAII DESU KARAMELDANSEN." We need mayocide now.

Scientific proof 2D>3D

or it's scientific proof that retards who haven't evolved beyond the lizard-brain stage think 2-D is an acceptable form of waifu

no

I'm afraid weebs have taken over this sub, judging by the votes.

hi do you main McCree in overwatch

Just wait until this is uploaded to me_irl

Japan was a mistake, its all trash

this is actually the most important thing that has ever happened

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Little background even though no one cares: random shitty Japanese mobile game gets perceived random shitty anime adaptation to try to shill said game. Show had basically no budget, so animation was 3D and bare-minimum. Also the mobile game died while it was in production. Show suddenly becomes massively popular, and has surprisingly ok effort put into the writing and world building.

Segways in the show are interviews with zoo-keepers about animals from the episode. This results in a huge increase in zoo visits in Japan. Zoos start doing cross-promo to keep momentum going and BAM you have penguin weaboos.

So anime actually did something productive for once.

Also there's no drama here. Boooo.

No drama? The locked poor grape up to keep him and his love apart. That pretty dramatic and Awful

Segways

It's segue you philistinic uneducated whelp

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The fact that show is at all popular proves that anime is trash and weebs have no taste. I got cancer from watching the first 30 seconds.

You actually tried to watch anime that was not mainstream popular past Akira or Ghost in the Shell?!

WEEB!

Show started at like a 4 /10 rating on 1st episode and went up to around an 8 after 3 or 4 episodes.

The fact that show is at all popular proves that anime is trash and weebs have no taste.

Not wrong tho.

We should expose all animals to anime. I firmly believe that this will close the gap between man and animal, and world peace will come about due to shared love of lewd drawings.

That sounds fun and all, but weebs are not human.

ANIME WAS A MISTAKE