No wonder you have an army of pretentious neckbeard losers following you around

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Kids here go “car-hopping,” walking neighborhood streets and parking lots, testing door handles until they find an unlocked car with a key inside.

With a key inside?

What?

But in Pinellas County, 62 percent are younger than 18

That's actually really interesting to see such youth in such a wealthy, well off place and how it is that they lash out.

When countries get this young, they usually revolt ala the Arab Spring.

It's Florida?

Also wouldn't the car start complaining?

I know every time I try to pull on my car's handle while it's locked the alarm goes off immediately.

They dindu nothing.

Kids Niggers are driving Pinellas County’s car-theft epidemic.

seems like its obvious how to solve this problem

Look at this nigger!

Erick Wolf, 17, says kids steal because a car is a quick way to get somewhere.

Can't argue with that logic!

i mean the foundation is solid

where's the drama

Hundreds of kids stealing cars, crashing them, and shooting cops isn't dramatic?

no but it's a fascinating cultural phenomenon coming from the bizarre hellscape that is florida

follow ur dreams <3

Headed west, Dontrell Davis

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