Autistic sperglord with delusions of grandeur explains to basement dweller why he's better than him

37  2017-04-30 by rsaahhuul0

41 comments

The juicy shit:

"Being rich, attractive, and outgoing. Basically I'm just likeable as shit and keep the economy going. It's not much, but it's something. I do plan on running for public office though. My uncles an MP and we talk about it a lot. It's obviously scary as fuck and while I'm confident in social situations I could easily see it not translating over well to politics since I can be a bit brash. I really would like to make a difference though. It probably sounds stupid but you know in Planet Earth 2, the Cities episode? Where Singapore is just nice as fuck. I'd like to sort of get something like that going for Toronto. A lofty goal but I'm pretty young so who knows? You remain a worthless piece of shit though."

Day of the rake when.

I think the worst part of it is that he thinks Singapore is nice. I fucking live here. It's no Dubai but there's nothing special about it, or happy, or homely. It just is.

He could have gone with Hong Kong (I genuinely love that place as a second home and I want to purge the commies so fucking badly) or Sydney but he decided to go with Singapore because "oooh, its a rich country in Asia that's really small and I heard it on telly once. I'm sure knowledge of this obscure (and it's not all that obscure) country will make me look smart."

Distilled autism.

Cool story, bro

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I'm even nicer than the average person.

tldr, you're a bitch/loser

shit people live good lives all the time.

lol what a dumbshit

That man has gotta be related to Paul Ryan in one way or another.

Anyone who has to write a Reddit comment listing their accomplishments in life has lost the argument.

>implying /u/SasquatchUFO has accomplished anything

seriously why do people make up that shit and think anyone will believe them

MY DAD IS IN THE FBI AND HE WILL ADD YOU TO THE WATCH LIST

/u/SasquatchUFO, how does it feel to be literally the only Canadian I've seen on Reddit who isn't stereotypically pleasant and charming? You need to say 10 "I'm Sorry"s and drink a six of Molson to atone for your horrible, un-Canadian behavior.

haha fuckin losers. I'm so much better than you and richer than you. Haha fuck poor people they deserve it. I want equality for women!!!1! FUCK the WAGE GAP. This is a coherent argument and my mind totally isnt full of cognitive dissonance1!!1!

-/u/SasquatchUFO

Lol posting on r/drama is the most neckbeardy thing possible. "I'M GOING TO SHAME HIM BY POSTING HIM TO A SUBREDDIT. MUAHAHAHA"

Jesus Christ you guys are such raging faggots, how do you keep this shit up? I mean like day to day how do you not just kill yourself?

t. neckbeard

I mean like day to day how do you not just kill yourself

For me, it's mostly the thought that one day I might lose my virginity.

I like your optimism but, you should probably just go ahead and kill yourself.

how do you not just kill yourself for being a shallow, uninteresting generic retard with no redeemable traits?

Because that's not even remotely true. You're just mad because I was mean to you. You're like a fucking child man lol.

no ur mad

Lol thank you for proving me right.

lol you proved me right tho

dude my whole thing was just trolling people who I thought were cringey neckbeards who take the internet too seriously because it's all they have. getting posted to this sub, a sub devoted to neckbeards taking reddit too seriously, is seriously the best possible outcome. you are a garbage person lol.

dude lmao you think this sub is serious? You're a fucking retard.

So to be clear: You think I'm serious, but can't believe I think you're serious?

But no. I don't. I just think it's gay as fuck regardless.

Using "gay" as an insult isnt very feminist of you

getting posted to this sub, a sub devoted to neckbeards taking reddit too seriously

That's you though. Anyone who has to resort to bragging about their "life" to anonymous strangers online is pure cringe and screams insecurity. I can tell you're doing on purpose to troll, but even your trolling sucks.

You literally spent multiple hours sperging out in an Internet forumn in an attempt to defend a statement so fucking autistic even a literal neckbeard would be too socially-conscious to make it. Empathy compels me to feel bad for you, just stop digging dude lmfao it's not that hard.

You literally spent multiple hours sperging out on an Internet forumn in an attempt to defend a statement so fucking autistic even a literal neckbeard would be too socially-conscious to make it. Empathy compels everyone to feel bad for you, just stop digging dude lmfao it's not that hard dummy.

lol those posts combined took me like 10 minute. Waste of time? Sure. By that's the nature of trolling. Hell I wrote this one while driving.

Not even your imaginary friends are taking your side mate, I'm catching second-hand cringe from every post you make. Being embarrassed about the stupid shit you say is supposed to be your job not some guy on internet's, mind getting some self-awareness and help me out a bit here?

dude your entire life is cringe. you're just sad because you know im better than you. it's ok man. envys flattering af

I tried to help you dawg, that's what I do. But if you wanna be an edgelord and resist don't say I never tried, I'll stay tuned to the 9:00 clock news to check what weapon you use to kill all those popular kids at school.

Lol, hold up just one second here. You, the guy with an alt account where he posts shit on r/drama, a sub that is basically a 4chan-esque aspie hangout joint, and posts about the childrens video game Destiny, and is upset about being made fun of, and about feminists and shit, is the one accusing me, the guy laughing at the dweeby 4channers, of being a future school shooter? oh the irony. oh my.

tldr

You're getting taken for a fuckin loop god damn rofl

Hell I wrote this one while driving on the highway

Please, continue to do this so you can die in a car accident and finally contribute something to society.

Speaking of raging faggots

Oh I just skimmed your last BS. Zeroed in on the one point that stuck out. I've been very respectful with several people here, even cordial. And those people are cool. The rest are trash and should be treated as such, yourself included.

I could win with logic, but why would I bother? I'm here just to insult people for a bit of amusement. These people can't change or improve based on logic. Shitty people are born shitty.

I'm a man dude. I just like to shit on people I think deserve it. I do the same thing in real life. Don't do it much online because I don't usually bother and mostly just use this site for basketball and books. But if the opportunity presents it's self I'll gladly try and remind some loser of his place in the world.

The only way to get better

Come on, now. This is just getting sad.

Well, as a man once said

I just like to shit on people I think deserve it. I do the same thing in real life.

Oh I thought that was fake news. the failed music career? evidence that he's choking for the right song for Milwaukee. But he stepped up big on D. I mean all the shit this thread is such a reductive conversation then he ends up getting injured and they certainly do employ misogynistic rhetoric.

~ SasquatchUFO


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and they certainly do employ misogynistic rhetoric.

Haha, what's your defense now, u/SasquatchUFO?

and what's your place in the world? what amazing contribution have you made to society?

Being rich, attractive, and outgoing.

kill all normies now