"Being rich, attractive, and outgoing. Basically I'm just likeable as shit and keep the economy going. It's not much, but it's something. I do plan on running for public office though. My uncles an MP and we talk about it a lot. It's obviously scary as fuck and while I'm confident in social situations I could easily see it not translating over well to politics since I can be a bit brash. I really would like to make a difference though. It probably sounds stupid but you know in Planet Earth 2, the Cities episode? Where Singapore is just nice as fuck. I'd like to sort of get something like that going for Toronto. A lofty goal but I'm pretty young so who knows?
You remain a worthless piece of shit though."
I think the worst part of it is that he thinks Singapore is nice. I fucking live here. It's no Dubai but there's nothing special about it, or happy, or homely. It just is.
He could have gone with Hong Kong (I genuinely love that place as a second home and I want to purge the commies so fucking badly) or Sydney but he decided to go with Singapore because "oooh, its a rich country in Asia that's really small and I heard it on telly once. I'm sure knowledge of this obscure (and it's not all that obscure) country will make me look smart."
/u/SasquatchUFO, how does it feel to be literally the only Canadian I've seen on Reddit who isn't stereotypically pleasant and charming? You need to say 10 "I'm Sorry"s and drink a six of Molson to atone for your horrible, un-Canadian behavior.
haha fuckin losers. I'm so much better than you and richer than you. Haha fuck poor people they deserve it. I want equality for women!!!1! FUCK the WAGE GAP. This is a coherent argument and my mind totally isnt full of cognitive dissonance1!!1!
dude my whole thing was just trolling people who I thought were cringey neckbeards who take the internet too seriously because it's all they have. getting posted to this sub, a sub devoted to neckbeards taking reddit too seriously, is seriously the best possible outcome. you are a garbage person lol.
getting posted to this sub, a sub devoted to neckbeards taking reddit too seriously
That's you though. Anyone who has to resort to bragging about their "life" to anonymous strangers online is pure cringe and screams insecurity. I can tell you're doing on purpose to troll, but even your trolling sucks.
You literally spent multiple hours sperging out in an Internet forumn in an attempt to defend a statement so fucking autistic even a literal neckbeard would be too socially-conscious to make it. Empathy compels me to feel bad for you, just stop digging dude lmfao it's not that hard.
You literally spent multiple hours sperging out on an Internet forumn in an attempt to defend a statement so fucking autistic even a literal neckbeard would be too socially-conscious to make it. Empathy compels everyone to feel bad for you, just stop digging dude lmfao it's not that hard dummy.
Not even your imaginary friends are taking your side mate, I'm catching second-hand cringe from every post you make. Being embarrassed about the stupid shit you say is supposed to be your job not some guy on internet's, mind getting some self-awareness and help me out a bit here?
I tried to help you dawg, that's what I do. But if you wanna be an edgelord and resist don't say I never tried, I'll stay tuned to the 9:00 clock news to check what weapon you use to kill all those popular kids at school.
Lol, hold up just one second here. You, the guy with an alt account where he posts shit on r/drama, a sub that is basically a 4chan-esque aspie hangout joint, and posts about the childrens video game Destiny, and is upset about being made fun of, and about feminists and shit, is the one accusing me, the guy laughing at the dweeby 4channers, of being a future school shooter? oh the irony. oh my.
Oh I just skimmed your last BS. Zeroed in on the one point that stuck out. I've been very respectful with several people here, even cordial. And those people are cool. The rest are trash and should be treated as such, yourself included.
I could win with logic, but why would I bother? I'm here just to insult people for a bit of amusement. These people can't change or improve based on logic. Shitty people are born shitty.
I'm a man dude. I just like to shit on people I think deserve it. I do the same thing in real life. Don't do it much online because I don't usually bother and mostly just use this site for basketball and books. But if the opportunity presents it's self I'll gladly try and remind some loser of his place in the world.
Oh I thought that was fake news. the failed music career? evidence that he's choking for the right song for Milwaukee. But he stepped up big on D. I mean all the shit this thread is such a reductive conversation then he ends up getting injured and they certainly do employ misogynistic rhetoric.
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n/a rsaahhuul0 2017-04-30
The juicy shit:
"Being rich, attractive, and outgoing. Basically I'm just likeable as shit and keep the economy going. It's not much, but it's something. I do plan on running for public office though. My uncles an MP and we talk about it a lot. It's obviously scary as fuck and while I'm confident in social situations I could easily see it not translating over well to politics since I can be a bit brash. I really would like to make a difference though. It probably sounds stupid but you know in Planet Earth 2, the Cities episode? Where Singapore is just nice as fuck. I'd like to sort of get something like that going for Toronto. A lofty goal but I'm pretty young so who knows? You remain a worthless piece of shit though."
n/a synodicgleam 2017-04-30
Day of the rake when.
n/a rsaahhuul0 2017-04-30
I think the worst part of it is that he thinks Singapore is nice. I fucking live here. It's no Dubai but there's nothing special about it, or happy, or homely. It just is.
He could have gone with Hong Kong (I genuinely love that place as a second home and I want to purge the commies so fucking badly) or Sydney but he decided to go with Singapore because "oooh, its a rich country in Asia that's really small and I heard it on telly once. I'm sure knowledge of this obscure (and it's not all that obscure) country will make me look smart."
Distilled autism.
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n/a UpvoteIfYouDare 2017-04-30
lol what a dumbshit
n/a MrAlphonzo 2017-04-30
That man has gotta be related to Paul Ryan in one way or another.
n/a Cleverly_Clearly 2017-04-30
Anyone who has to write a Reddit comment listing their accomplishments in life has lost the argument.
n/a rsaahhuul0 2017-04-30
>implying /u/SasquatchUFO has accomplished anything
n/a nomad1c 2017-04-30
seriously why do people make up that shit and think anyone will believe them
MY DAD IS IN THE FBI AND HE WILL ADD YOU TO THE WATCH LIST
n/a jubbergun 2017-04-30
/u/SasquatchUFO, how does it feel to be literally the only Canadian I've seen on Reddit who isn't stereotypically pleasant and charming? You need to say 10 "I'm Sorry"s and drink a six of Molson to atone for your horrible, un-Canadian behavior.
n/a dexceit 2017-04-30
-/u/SasquatchUFO
n/a SasquatchUFO 2017-04-30
Lol posting on r/drama is the most neckbeardy thing possible. "I'M GOING TO SHAME HIM BY POSTING HIM TO A SUBREDDIT. MUAHAHAHA"
Jesus Christ you guys are such raging faggots, how do you keep this shit up? I mean like day to day how do you not just kill yourself?
n/a rsaahhuul0 2017-04-30
t. neckbeard
n/a downerabuse 2017-04-30
For me, it's mostly the thought that one day I might lose my virginity.
n/a Nomadlads 2017-04-30
I like your optimism but, you should probably just go ahead and kill yourself.
n/a dexceit 2017-04-30
how do you not just kill yourself for being a shallow, uninteresting generic retard with no redeemable traits?
n/a SasquatchUFO 2017-04-30
Because that's not even remotely true. You're just mad because I was mean to you. You're like a fucking child man lol.
n/a dexceit 2017-04-30
no ur mad
n/a SasquatchUFO 2017-04-30
Lol thank you for proving me right.
n/a dexceit 2017-04-30
lol you proved me right tho
n/a SasquatchUFO 2017-04-30
dude my whole thing was just trolling people who I thought were cringey neckbeards who take the internet too seriously because it's all they have. getting posted to this sub, a sub devoted to neckbeards taking reddit too seriously, is seriously the best possible outcome. you are a garbage person lol.
n/a dexceit 2017-04-30
dude lmao you think this sub is serious? You're a fucking retard.
n/a SasquatchUFO 2017-04-30
So to be clear: You think I'm serious, but can't believe I think you're serious?
But no. I don't. I just think it's gay as fuck regardless.
n/a dexceit 2017-04-30
Using "gay" as an insult isnt very feminist of you
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-04-30
That's you though. Anyone who has to resort to bragging about their "life" to anonymous strangers online is pure cringe and screams insecurity. I can tell you're doing on purpose to troll, but even your trolling sucks.
n/a ChodemawX 2017-04-30
You literally spent multiple hours sperging out in an Internet forumn in an attempt to defend a statement so fucking autistic even a literal neckbeard would be too socially-conscious to make it. Empathy compels me to feel bad for you, just stop digging dude lmfao it's not that hard.
n/a ChodemawX 2017-04-30
You literally spent multiple hours sperging out on an Internet forumn in an attempt to defend a statement so fucking autistic even a literal neckbeard would be too socially-conscious to make it. Empathy compels everyone to feel bad for you, just stop digging dude lmfao it's not that hard dummy.
n/a IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-04-30
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States
n/a SasquatchUFO 2017-04-30
lol those posts combined took me like 10 minute. Waste of time? Sure. By that's the nature of trolling. Hell I wrote this one while driving.
n/a ChodemawX 2017-04-30
Not even your imaginary friends are taking your side mate, I'm catching second-hand cringe from every post you make. Being embarrassed about the stupid shit you say is supposed to be your job not some guy on internet's, mind getting some self-awareness and help me out a bit here?
n/a SasquatchUFO 2017-04-30
dude your entire life is cringe. you're just sad because you know im better than you. it's ok man. envys flattering af
n/a ChodemawX 2017-04-30
I tried to help you dawg, that's what I do. But if you wanna be an edgelord and resist don't say I never tried, I'll stay tuned to the 9:00 clock news to check what weapon you use to kill all those popular kids at school.
n/a SasquatchUFO 2017-04-30
Lol, hold up just one second here. You, the guy with an alt account where he posts shit on r/drama, a sub that is basically a 4chan-esque aspie hangout joint, and posts about the childrens video game Destiny, and is upset about being made fun of, and about feminists and shit, is the one accusing me, the guy laughing at the dweeby 4channers, of being a future school shooter? oh the irony. oh my.
n/a ChodemawX 2017-04-30
tldr
n/a alumpymoose 2017-04-30
You're getting taken for a fuckin loop god damn rofl
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-04-30
Please, continue to do this so you can die in a car accident and finally contribute something to society.
n/a newcomer_ts 2017-04-30
Speaking of raging faggots
The only way to get better
n/a idgaf-downvoteme 2017-04-30
Come on, now. This is just getting sad.
n/a froibo 2017-04-30
Well, as a man once said
n/a niggerpenis 2017-04-30
+/u/User_Simulator /u/SasquatchUFO
n/a User_Simulator 2017-04-30
Oh I thought that was fake news. the failed music career? evidence that he's choking for the right song for Milwaukee. But he stepped up big on D. I mean all the shit this thread is such a reductive conversation then he ends up getting injured and they certainly do employ misogynistic rhetoric.
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n/a Works_of_memercy 2017-04-30
Haha, what's your defense now, u/SasquatchUFO?
n/a takaci 2017-04-30
kill all normies now