Now I don't like anybody killing their self to be sure, but it seems a bit weird to come on and post a game screenshot on Reddit less than 24 hours after your brother dies in what seems like some sort of morbid karma grab😐
I dislike everything you do on reddit, but yeah, you're right. It's bullshit. Just like others have mentioned in that thread: noone's dead. The guy just needed some attention and faked his own death for "shortlived" internet fame.
The Holy Roman Empire was mostly just the German-speaking parts of Europe. Charlemagne was the first Holy Roman Emperor but his dyansty ended up ruling France. In this, the King of France is the Emperor too. Two of the most powerful factions were united.
Oh, was on a game board. Guy pretended to be a 20 year old coder, had a really attractive avatar picture etc. Turns out he was in his 40's and trying to get nudes.
why not just stop using it i used to have a fake persona a therapy site i just left saying i didnt need it anymore and i also had a fake persona on other forums but left when i lost intrest WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS
FIRST of all, you can't sell an "eu4 account" you idiot. There's no such thing. EU4 is activated through Steam, but there is also a third party Paradox account used to link your steam account to your Paradox forums account to be able to access certain DLCs. Neither of these are transferable.
SECOND of all even if you COULD have an "EU4 account" (Which DOESNT EVEN EXIST) then nobody would buy it, because it's ILLEGAL to do that.
THIRDLY even if you """""bought""""" an "eu4 account" then it wouldnt have the same LOCAL SAVE DATA as the person you bought it from. YOU MIGHT AS WELL HAVE JUST BOUGHT THE GAME YOURSELF AT THAT POINT!
so if, what you really meant was, how much would it cost to buy an eu4 SAVEGAME from somebody where you were france as the emperor, then probably, hmmmm.... i dont know, about ZERO DOLLARS and 0 cents!
It's not like becoming emperor as france is some sort of IMPOSSIBLE thing, some INSURMOUNTABLE OBSTACLE, some SISYPHEAN TASK that every Eu4 player ASPIRES to accomplish. No, its actually really doable for even the most mediocre of players. it isnt THAT hard that its worth actually PAYING your GODDAMN MONEY for.
Oh, and I bet you think that the fact that there are "52 Princes" (Your words) adds to the value? THINK AGAIN IMBECILE! I have seen an empire before someone posted with, guess how many princes. FAR more then 52, to say the least. Did you guess 60? 80? 100? 150? NOPE, KEEP GOING. 189! ONE HUNDRED EIGHTY NINE PRINCES. now THAT's a lot of princes. You can take your candy-ass 52princes and stick it where the sun don't shine for all I care. There are already 44 princes by DEFAULT in 1444, so he BARELY actually did any work that wouldn't happen NATURALLY as a result of the emperor demanding UNLAWFUL TERRITORY. You MORON. YOU UTTER FOOL.
I think it would be respectful to this poor dweeb's memory if you didn't impugn his prince-count. Sure, a person starts with 58 princes. But maybe he slaved hard in the basement on hot pockets fer dayz to get t0 52nd princes. That could have been his shining achievement in life up to this point Crap, maybe he donned his wizard hat and cloak when he did foray out into the outside to LARP with his other neckbeard virgins and bragged about it. And perhaps they cruelly laughed at him for his lack of princely vassalage. Thus he returned to the basement, distraught and forlorn, and ended it all. And his brother, Captain of the football team, always picked first, who looked out for him, who fondly recalled with a tear in his eye the enthused look on his departed brother's face the night before as he described his soon to be crowning as Holy Emperor. Little did he know that the brother was deluded, as his prince count had already fallen below the default, ne'er to rise again. For underneath the outer shell of confident empire building, the aspergerian social retard knew he was a pathetic failure, not worthy, in truth, of even a dukedom in cyberspace.
So while I had the faint hope that his hours spent on-line might have some residual value, some faint glimmer of hope to his family that his life was not one of misspent idle computer introversion, as you have pointed out, this is not the case. In death, he will go down in ignominy, leaving his mortal coil, a prince without his throne, with 6 princes less than default, a sad testament to his memory. I would thank you not to shit upon his memory, such as it is.
Lol thanks for the reply it made me laugh. I was just playing around btw trying to follow the sub being dramatic and so on and so forth, didn't mean any offense
Good, I hoped it would. I am new to reddit and I think r/drama is the best part. Offense, hell no, I shart in the general direction of everything and try to shitpost purposely, for the lulz.
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n/a SnapshillBot 2017-04-30
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n/a Michaelphelpsisquick 2017-04-30
His bro is dead man
n/a shitpost953 2017-04-30
/r/KarthagoOnTuhottava can you tell us more about your brother?
n/a thedeah 2017-04-30
come on man, have some fucking respect. what's wrong with you you vulture!
n/a shitpost953 2017-04-30
n/a zester90 2017-04-30
You screwed up the username tag you tard.
n/a BasicallyADoctor 2017-04-30
Now I don't like anybody killing their self to be sure, but it seems a bit weird to come on and post a game screenshot on Reddit less than 24 hours after your brother dies in what seems like some sort of morbid karma grab😐
n/a addmeontinder 2017-04-30
I dislike everything you do on reddit, but yeah, you're right. It's bullshit. Just like others have mentioned in that thread: noone's dead. The guy just needed some attention and faked his own death for "shortlived" internet fame.
n/a NGC_6960 2017-04-30
Imagine being this much of a pleb and not appreciating the docta memes.
n/a TheHeroReditDeserves 2017-04-30
the confusing thing is that you think that his brother actually killed himself.
n/a LuigiVargasLlosa 2017-04-30
You think there's a brother?
n/a 80BAIT08 2017-04-30
There's a lot of hours in a day if you're home all day mourning looking for memories. Doesn't sound too far fetched.
n/a glmox 2017-04-30
>not liking anyone killing themselves
get out
n/a lol-da-mar-s-cool 2017-04-30
Why do you retards care about fake internet points on a throwaway account so much. Who gives a fuck?
n/a Michaelphelpsisquick 2017-04-30
My brother died, his last wish was for you guys to see this
n/a Michaelphelpsisquick 2017-04-30
He deleted his brothers account
n/a Tar-mairon 2017-04-30
He's gassing jews in heaven now.
n/a That_One_Kiid 2017-04-30
Perhaps he wanted to go after the most famous Jew of all time
n/a jPaolo 2017-04-30
People on /r/eu4 are fucking retards, even worse than here.
n/a icefourthirtythree 2017-04-30
I sincerely doubt that.
n/a jPaolo 2017-04-30
I really mean what I say.
n/a carthoris26 2017-04-30
So can you tell us wtf that picture is supposed to mean
n/a El-Tigre-Braum 2017-04-30
n/a perfectwing 2017-04-30
Also, All the electors would vote for France if the Emperor died at the time of the picture.
n/a glmox 2017-04-30
it can happen
n/a RoundRectangles 2017-04-30
I don't think you can play eu4 and be retarded.
n/a uhuhuhu 2017-04-30
EU4 is the most retard-friendly grand strategy game though.
n/a jPaolo 2017-04-30
/r/eu4 proves you wrong.
n/a CirqueDuFuder 2017-04-30
Probably because of the /r/polandball overlap.
n/a jPaolo 2017-04-30
No, that only explains Asperger's. /r/eu4 has some special kind of brain damage.
Also don't doxx me pls
n/a CirqueDuFuder 2017-04-30
Lol, zero doxx there. I just notice Euros love imperialism jokes and genocide simulators. Lots of overlap with certain subs.
n/a Karling20 2017-04-30
reddit is a site for retards, who'd've guessed
n/a Chicup 2017-04-30
I've been on the internet to see several "My brother/sister/etc committed suicide" posts and exactly zero have actually been suicides.
One was a guy trying to hide from soliciting underage boys to send nudes.
n/a ChipChippersonAMA 2017-04-30
Lol what
n/a Chicup 2017-04-30
People lie on the internet.
n/a ChipChippersonAMA 2017-04-30
Nah I got that, I was referring to the pedo incident
n/a Chicup 2017-04-30
Oh, was on a game board. Guy pretended to be a 20 year old coder, had a really attractive avatar picture etc. Turns out he was in his 40's and trying to get nudes.
n/a glmox 2017-04-30
if you were as cool as snally you'd write this up
n/a Chicup 2017-04-30
Like thats possible.
n/a ahbslldud 2017-04-30
Being as cool as Snally or you being literate enough to write? 🤔
n/a Chicup 2017-04-30
Sure
n/a glmox 2017-04-30
a man can dream
n/a BANNED_FIVE_TIMES 2017-04-30
gay
n/a LedinToke 2017-04-30
who are you kidding? who would actually go onto the internet and lie?
n/a crimsonchibolt 2017-04-30
why not just stop using it i used to have a fake persona a therapy site i just left saying i didnt need it anymore and i also had a fake persona on other forums but left when i lost intrest WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS
n/a giroth 2017-04-30
I hope when I kill myself (soon), the EMT who finds my body knows enough about Reddit to shitpost about me here.
n/a xX69_0n3_ha1f_cup_Xx 2017-04-30
How can you be this good at effortposting? Doesn't everything else you post rot your brain?
n/a Akilroth234 2017-04-30
it's not his brother, it's a jewish assassin covering his tracks
n/a bareballzthebitch 2017-04-30
What is a EU4 account with 52 princes go for on e-bay these days? Maybe he could offset the funeral expenses.
Too soon? (not for r/drama, surely) (in b4 stop calling me Shirley)
Plus I think the (allegedly dead) last wish would have been to have his internet history erased (as would most guys I assume)
n/a BasicallyADoctor 2017-04-30
FIRST of all, you can't sell an "eu4 account" you idiot. There's no such thing. EU4 is activated through Steam, but there is also a third party Paradox account used to link your steam account to your Paradox forums account to be able to access certain DLCs. Neither of these are transferable.
SECOND of all even if you COULD have an "EU4 account" (Which DOESNT EVEN EXIST) then nobody would buy it, because it's ILLEGAL to do that.
THIRDLY even if you """""bought""""" an "eu4 account" then it wouldnt have the same LOCAL SAVE DATA as the person you bought it from. YOU MIGHT AS WELL HAVE JUST BOUGHT THE GAME YOURSELF AT THAT POINT!
so if, what you really meant was, how much would it cost to buy an eu4 SAVEGAME from somebody where you were france as the emperor, then probably, hmmmm.... i dont know, about ZERO DOLLARS and 0 cents!
It's not like becoming emperor as france is some sort of IMPOSSIBLE thing, some INSURMOUNTABLE OBSTACLE, some SISYPHEAN TASK that every Eu4 player ASPIRES to accomplish. No, its actually really doable for even the most mediocre of players. it isnt THAT hard that its worth actually PAYING your GODDAMN MONEY for.
Oh, and I bet you think that the fact that there are "52 Princes" (Your words) adds to the value? THINK AGAIN IMBECILE! I have seen an empire before someone posted with, guess how many princes. FAR more then 52, to say the least. Did you guess 60? 80? 100? 150? NOPE, KEEP GOING. 189! ONE HUNDRED EIGHTY NINE PRINCES. now THAT's a lot of princes. You can take your candy-ass 52 princes and stick it where the sun don't shine for all I care. There are already 44 princes by DEFAULT in 1444, so he BARELY actually did any work that wouldn't happen NATURALLY as a result of the emperor demanding UNLAWFUL TERRITORY. You MORON. YOU UTTER FOOL.
n/a Fattybatman3456 2017-04-30
lol i cant even read
n/a bareballzthebitch 2017-04-30
I think it would be respectful to this poor dweeb's memory if you didn't impugn his prince-count. Sure, a person starts with 58 princes. But maybe he slaved hard in the basement on hot pockets fer dayz to get t0 52nd princes. That could have been his shining achievement in life up to this point Crap, maybe he donned his wizard hat and cloak when he did foray out into the outside to LARP with his other neckbeard virgins and bragged about it. And perhaps they cruelly laughed at him for his lack of princely vassalage. Thus he returned to the basement, distraught and forlorn, and ended it all. And his brother, Captain of the football team, always picked first, who looked out for him, who fondly recalled with a tear in his eye the enthused look on his departed brother's face the night before as he described his soon to be crowning as Holy Emperor. Little did he know that the brother was deluded, as his prince count had already fallen below the default, ne'er to rise again. For underneath the outer shell of confident empire building, the aspergerian social retard knew he was a pathetic failure, not worthy, in truth, of even a dukedom in cyberspace. So while I had the faint hope that his hours spent on-line might have some residual value, some faint glimmer of hope to his family that his life was not one of misspent idle computer introversion, as you have pointed out, this is not the case. In death, he will go down in ignominy, leaving his mortal coil, a prince without his throne, with 6 princes less than default, a sad testament to his memory. I would thank you not to shit upon his memory, such as it is.
n/a BasicallyADoctor 2017-04-30
Lol thanks for the reply it made me laugh. I was just playing around btw trying to follow the sub being dramatic and so on and so forth, didn't mean any offense
n/a bareballzthebitch 2017-04-30
Good, I hoped it would. I am new to reddit and I think r/drama is the best part. Offense, hell no, I shart in the general direction of everything and try to shitpost purposely, for the lulz.
n/a DivinePrince2 2017-04-30
As if.