r/drama: Woke Mouthbreather tries to stir the pot, is roasted with violent precision by the operators at MilitaryPorn

Woke Mouthbreather tries to stir the pot, is roasted with violent precision by the operators at MilitaryPorn

41 2017-05-01 by HULK_HOGAN_FASCISM

29 comments

n/a HULK_HOGAN_FASCISM 2017-05-01

/u/Physical_removal how does it feel to know that there are some nice Hispanic gentlemen in Skorpion that can hit targets at 300 yards? Run a 4 minute kilometer? Actually deal with stress by not having a fucking spastic fit on Reddit?

So many questions, gurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl. Please weigh in.

n/a Herbert-West 2017-05-01

I don't know.

Let's see /u/physical_removal has:

Low intelligence,

Is likely trailer trash,

Gets offended by Mexicans

TBH I'd be shocked if he hasn't served a tour. Prime infantry material right there.

n/a HULK_HOGAN_FASCISM 2017-05-01

Marine material, tbqwhy. Don't insult branches that are expected to do more then charge machineguns, pls.

n/a mohkohnsepicgun 2017-05-01

Charging machineguns hasn't really been useful since 1983.

Ah, Greneda: good times, good times...

n/a Alexlincoln2 2017-05-01

all branches of the military have higher than average median intelligence levels, even the marines

n/a Herbert-West 2017-05-01

n/a HULK_HOGAN_FASCISM 2017-05-01

Go eat crayons jarhead

n/a betazoom78 2017-05-01

Jalapeño cheese pls

n/a crippled_bastard 2017-05-01

Hey Marine. Chow time

n/a Physical_removal 2017-05-01

/u/Physical_removal how does it feel to know that there are some nice Hispanic gentlemen in Scorpion that can hit targets at 300 yards? Run a 4 minute kilometer? Actually deal with stress by not having a fucking spastic fit on Reddit?

So many questions, gurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl. Please weigh in.

Do/did you serve?

A fine question.

Yeah I did, unlike 99% of the idiots here.

ayy lmao. This totally happened. Post DD214, bb.

I love the way you saturate your comment with memes in a desperate attempt to... Be cool, I guess? So the other neckbeards will give you like.... 10 or 20 good boy points? 😂

Save this post honey, I guarantee you that no matter how severe your arrested development, you will cringe your face in half at the word choice alone. It's like a 10 year old's tumblr but worse.

Oh and by the way, we can hit a point target to 500 meters dumb ass 😂

Goddamn I love the Internet

n/a Choozadoodle 2017-05-01

Ayyyy you miss me?

n/a Physical_removal 2017-05-01

I don't know who you are... So no...

n/a theRagingEwok 2017-05-01

Lmao nice

n/a Choozadoodle 2017-05-01

I'm pretty sure you've called me a cuck for not being a nazi before

n/a Physical_removal 2017-05-01

That's funny, I don't remember you at all

n/a Choozadoodle 2017-05-01

Small world

n/a theRagingEwok 2017-05-01

>being this assmad that you remember individual users who blew you the fuck out months ago

lmao tbqhwyf

n/a Choozadoodle 2017-05-01

No, he's like one of 5 neo nazis on /r/ancap that showed up when /r/altistic shut down

n/a HULK_HOGAN_FASCISM 2017-05-01

Everyone don't forget to upvote the lolcow

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n/a SpectroSpecter 2017-05-01

The rest of the world was pretty shocked when Americans tweeted abuse at their athletes for not putting their hands on their hearts during the medal ceremonies at the Rio Olympics. You guys need to chill it with the flag stuff.

"Why don't you guys just throw bananas at the black players like us civilized countries"

n/a grungebot5000 2017-05-01

have americans stopped throwing bananas?

n/a WhooptyWoopNiggaWhat 2017-05-01

u/TheOneWhoKnocksBitch deserves a nod for that savage ass burn. I'm still laughing about it.

n/a grungebot5000 2017-05-01