I’m a 17 year old American neoliberal (technocrat if we want to get specific, which I do. Radical centrist for you broles). I make statistical charts on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my rhetoric and engrossing myself in superior globalist culture. (the Wall Street Journal, the Adam Smith institute, Lee Kuan Yew)
I train and study in my ideology every day, this superior ideology can cut clean through der sozialismus (not to mention culture and average poverty) because it has been proven over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other ideology on earth.
I can engage in perfect analysis, of both economic and political climates, and I act in response perfectly as well. I know everything about economic history and the current zeitgeist, which I follow 100%.
When I get my degree, I am moving to New York to intern at a high office to learn more about the magnificent global system. I hope I can become a venture capitalist or career politician!
I own several suits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to New York, so I can fit in easier. I posture myself against the lower classes, and complain about populism and democracy whenever I can, rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Hi there, I am a socialist who is literally willing to die to implement socialism. I literally dream of the day that I will die of a bullet to the chest fighting fascism in the streets.
I have no other desire in the world other than to see the end of capitalism. I don't desire love, I don't care for material objects, I don't care for social status. My only desire is to fight and die for the cause.
At this point, I consider myself to be nothing more than an instrument of the socialist revolution. Nothing else matters to me. Death doesn't scare me. Prison doesn't scare me. Nothing scares me. My life for socialism. My life for the revolution. (Yeah, that was kind of dramatic, but I meant every word of it.)
If Drama is how you derive entertainment, then I assure you that you are, in fact, the joke. You are four standard deviations beyond socially retarded when you start gossiping about other Reddit users on Reddit for hours a day.
I'm signed bitch and I've more or less lost interest in this account. You are stuck here and I am not. Hope some "Reddit Superuser" gets mad at some troll one of these days and gives you plenty of lol's. Then you go back to washing cars for a living while desperately avoiding the self-analysis required to realize you've failed at life. If I tried explaining your or this Subreddit's existence to a normal person they wouldn't even get it. Like they probably wouldn't even look down on it. They just couldn't comprehend it.
"You mean people on an Internet forum started an Internet subforum just so they could give unsolicited shit to users on the main forum? Who would do that?! Who has so little going for them that they would need to spend hours a day stuck in such pathetic minutiae?"
You, apparently. And everyone else on Drama.
How did things get so out of control for you people that this became your life? Think about it.
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n/a SnapshillBot 2017-05-01
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n/a synodicgleam 2017-05-01
Inshallah.
n/a MyrLeaf 2017-05-01
Glad to see that /r/drama is woke to the (((neoliberal))) problem.
n/a o_l0_0l_o 2017-05-01
Shank the (((banks)))
Terrorism for (((globalism)))
n/a MyrLeaf 2017-05-01
Sound like a plan commie.
n/a TheButtholeOfBravery 2017-05-01
they know better than to thank mr ((((((((((((((bernke))))))))))))
n/a janus423 2017-05-01
TFW my neoliberal country can kill thousands of commies and fascists and get away with it
n/a Snowball_I 2017-05-01
Ahoy-hoy, my name is Ben Smith.
I’m a 17 year old American neoliberal (technocrat if we want to get specific, which I do. Radical centrist for you broles). I make statistical charts on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my rhetoric and engrossing myself in superior globalist culture. (the Wall Street Journal, the Adam Smith institute, Lee Kuan Yew)
I train and study in my ideology every day, this superior ideology can cut clean through der sozialismus (not to mention culture and average poverty) because it has been proven over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other ideology on earth.
I can engage in perfect analysis, of both economic and political climates, and I act in response perfectly as well. I know everything about economic history and the current zeitgeist, which I follow 100%.
When I get my degree, I am moving to New York to intern at a high office to learn more about the magnificent global system. I hope I can become a venture capitalist or career politician!
I own several suits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to New York, so I can fit in easier. I posture myself against the lower classes, and complain about populism and democracy whenever I can, rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in the Real World™!
n/a YHofSuburbia 2017-05-01
This but unironically
n/a Clark_Savage_Jr 2017-05-01
Now do it like teh penguin of d00m
n/a Prince_Kropotkin 2017-05-01
this... this is good
n/a MyrLeaf 2017-05-01
Radical centrist.
n/a janus423 2017-05-01
Hi there, I am a socialist who is literally willing to die to implement socialism. I literally dream of the day that I will die of a bullet to the chest fighting fascism in the streets. I have no other desire in the world other than to see the end of capitalism. I don't desire love, I don't care for material objects, I don't care for social status. My only desire is to fight and die for the cause. At this point, I consider myself to be nothing more than an instrument of the socialist revolution. Nothing else matters to me. Death doesn't scare me. Prison doesn't scare me. Nothing scares me. My life for socialism. My life for the revolution. (Yeah, that was kind of dramatic, but I meant every word of it.)
n/a o_l0_0l_o 2017-05-01
If Drama is how you derive entertainment, then I assure you that you are, in fact, the joke. You are four standard deviations beyond socially retarded when you start gossiping about other Reddit users on Reddit for hours a day.
I'm signed bitch and I've more or less lost interest in this account. You are stuck here and I am not. Hope some "Reddit Superuser" gets mad at some troll one of these days and gives you plenty of lol's. Then you go back to washing cars for a living while desperately avoiding the self-analysis required to realize you've failed at life. If I tried explaining your or this Subreddit's existence to a normal person they wouldn't even get it. Like they probably wouldn't even look down on it. They just couldn't comprehend it. "You mean people on an Internet forum started an Internet subforum just so they could give unsolicited shit to users on the main forum? Who would do that?! Who has so little going for them that they would need to spend hours a day stuck in such pathetic minutiae?"
You, apparently. And everyone else on Drama.
How did things get so out of control for you people that this became your life? Think about it.
n/a synodicgleam 2017-05-01
5/7 classic pasta.
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-05-01
This is why people hate the jews
n/a Prince_Kropotkin 2017-05-01
I can't wait until these people go away, but I honestly don't think they will. They're basically old-school CB contrarians but somehow worse.
n/a DracoX872 2017-05-01
Prince 😍😍😍😍
n/a Prince_Kropotkin 2017-05-01
You folks legitimately pay more attention to me than the anarcho-cannibals now.
n/a without_name 2017-05-01
you have a comparative advantage in locating neoliberalism-induced drama
how would we know to scurry over to these threads without our beloved (<3) pied piper?