Just a little morning incest & statutory rape drama

87  2017-05-02 by AddictedReddit

57 comments

Did you know that the bathtub was first marketed in north america as a horse trough and dog scalder?

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I already fapped

Well then

>didjdi

What did she expect when she named her son Didjdi...

What a moron. That fb post was basically inviting his mother to push the nuclear button.

the smiley faces make it soo much funnier

god bless the ebonics and white trash emojies art. Fuck you Andy, this is the truest form of pop culture.

Wait he was 31 and lived with his parents. What a freak.

Came in here to comment on this... thank god there's another human that thinks like me.

In an effort to be contradictory for the sake of it I will let you know fucking 15 year olds will result in you getting the tightest oussy you've ever had.

I think that depends on the 15 year old...

Yeah... wife delivered twins from a 15 y.o. today. It was the girls fourth pregnancy. Five kids at 15, and the parents and grandparents were thrilled.

Mexicans are weird.

Jesus Christ.

Weird enough to inherit the earth after the mayo race dies out from lack of fertility

Or lack of having children they can't afford and applying for welfare while under a dead person's social security number.

Might have been by court order. My mom has a friend with a son who got ordered to stay with his parents by a judge.

I'm personally hoping he was there because of a court order because I would love him to have to explain to a judge that he got kicked out for fucking his little sister.

That would be pretty funny.

What kinda crime lands you that punishment?

Drug crimes and first offenders who appear "sorry" around here. A few years back one guy got caught dealing pills and as part of his release conditions or something he had to live with his dad. They ended up pulling him over with a bunch of drugs in his car and they found he was dealing out of his dad's house.

I'm 34 and live with my mother. Granted, she's 73, on oxygen full time, and I pay the bills, but I still live with my mother.

Why are you replying to 6 day old comment.

Why are you replying to a reply to a 6 day old comment?

Ummm...

Why is it only shitty pixels around the text?

Do I look like I know what jay-peg is?

Who is this Jay Peg? Is he responsible for the shitty quality images all over reddit?

responsible for the shitty quality images all over reddit?

No, that's just redditors.

No, that's just redditors tge Jews.

well compression algorithms can do that, they look for detail, but this is indeed very fake. look how the bottom of the g in "fucking dead to me" is cut off.

Noise analysis shows it's legit, so does level sweeping. https://29a.ch/photo-forensics/#noise-analysis

things don't usually get this anal outside of porn

F12 is your friend

Noise analysis has been shown to be extremely inaccurate.

It's not fake. I eyeballed noise levels on the text, there's a incredibly high degree of variance.

More than likely the poster upped the lossiness to shrink the file size, believing it would be too big as a lossless file.

Where the fuck did you find this? Please tell me this is on your FB wall.

Nah I stole it from /r/EnoughInternet

Well... just had a look at the top posts from all time. Messed up shit.

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lmao

Is this even real?

Even if it wasn't, the fact someone made up a post about porking an imaginary sister is still grounds for slowly backing away, shaking your head.

Yeah

The well placed emojis make me doubt it, but ,aybe.

nice jpg artifacts

Wouldn'ta happened if he offered her his bussy instead.

That's why you stick to anal

Nature's birth control

You know you found a gem when this title somehow doesn't even prepare you for the worst of it

it's always the caucasians

Mayocide now!

MAYOCIDE TODAY, MAYOCIDE TOMORROW, MAYOCIDE FOREVER

When mayo's on a bagel you can have mayonaise any time!

>using u instead of you

This is where inbreeding leads

It spoils in the title but for some reason the more i read the more twists this story had.

god i wish that were me

Which one? The girl or the fetus?

Wow can't believe you would just dox /u/zachums like that. Rude tbh fam

It's like a Faulkner novel that I can actually understand.

>31

>lives with parents

>can't get any woman but his sister

>sleeps with sister half his age

>sister gets pregnant

Is this guy trying out for the fuck up olympics?