Retarded troll rustles PK's proletariat panties with the lowest of low-effort baits.

28  2017-05-03 by TrailerParkBride

54 comments

You're not shit next to me. My genes are just light years superior to yours and I don't even need to look at you.

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Is this a new shill quote

Low effort post

The only thing you've ever nimbly navigated is the fried chicken line at Golden Corral.

The only thing you nimbly navigated was your girlfriend's cum filled vagina from another man with your mouth

Ehh, that was too wordy. Why not just cut to the chase and call me a cuck?

Don't you get it? We're into this sort of stuff here. You aren't insulting anyone here, just getting them turned on tbh

Too each their own I guess.

Hey man, if you want to see the bussy, just ask

Sure, lets see the bussy

that sucked. Seriously, that was a really fucking awful comeback.

Dude, you are a hardcore Hillary supporter, your opinion is trash

hahaha god you shouldn't post so quickly after coming out of your heroin stupor my little white trash friend. /u/AlexLincoln2 is hardly a liberal.

Whatever you say man. Hillary lost, and you guys need to accept that. Stop with the book burnings, stop with the murders, stop with the rioting, stop with the looting. Just stop. Hillary will get a chance again in 2020, you are making things worse for her already.

and no matter what happens you'll still be going nowhere in your life. Enjoy your poverty struggles friendo

Says the liberal who wants all the money from the wealthy because he can't make it on his own.

I'm doing just fine cletus, can't live in NYC if you're not making any dough. It's you jobless, heroin addicted, ignorant trailer trash that needs the welfare, don't know why you guys keep voting in people that want to strip you of your safety net!

Whatever you say bud. And Hillary is going to win in 2020 and make you a general. Its going to happen man! Sure!

Nobody but your retarded ass thinks Hilldog is running in 2020 nor do we want her to

Then why is the media pushing her again? Just Google Hillary 2020 and you will see about a dozen recent articles from mainstream liberal news outlets making the case for it. The fix is in, liberal

Is the fix in? Or is that just me coming up behind you for a...SNEAK HUUUUUUG!

Ah this guy again. It appears as though he got loose from his padded cell in Austin State Hospital

Pads keep people apart. That's the last thing we want here, bro. Padless Hugs 2020!

I bet she'd have a better chance at winning if she offered hug booths at her event.

Hey! That's a great way to get that hug count up, and to get women to actually touch you willingly! You could do the hug booth at political events!

All you need is a sign that says "Gay people make me uncomfortable, because I don't understand these thoughts I've been having since puberty, so please, only straights and women."

It'll be perfect! It'll explain your false bravado, while keeping the gays away from your insecure sexuality!

So, I know you're not interested in the redistribution of wealth; you've made that perfectly clear in your crazy-pants, madman, nutjob, anti-liberal rants that make me want to embrace you so badly.

But how do you feel about redistribution of hugs? If I have an unlimited supply of hugs, how can we get them distributed to internet trolls like you who need them?

The big mean lady with the short hair isn't going to be happen when she finds out you escaped your cell again. Turn off the computer with Windows 98 and go back before you are restrained again.

Only one can restrain me, and I think you know who that is...

In case you don't know, it's you, in a warm embrace where your moist Mountain Dew and Cheetos breath warms my neck.

A book burning is a great way to heat up our hug sessions. You keep coming up with these great ideas, Bel. You just know me so well. You always have.

So? You know this is a hardcore SJW sub right?

I don't care what kind of sub this is. This post is about me so I'm going to speak my mind in it's comments

I feel sorry for you T_D people, being that stupid and all

I mean he may not be wrong here. Because as I said this is an incredibly SJW sub. It is very clear to see that. Anyone can see that. There are an important series of issues that needs strong warriors to fight. And while you were busy posting on T_D we were busy studying the SJW blade. And then you came here to fight us? On our turf?

You sad little fool.

Yes you've spent years training. All of the crying and screaming to get your way from your weak parents is paying off. Now you just riot in the streets when you don't get your way.

The only crying and screaming I'm doing is me trying to get your attention. Like this:

Stomp feet, cry cry cry, sniffle, hope Belrox just brings it in for the real nekkid thing.

Rioting is the unbeatable high.

Sounds like you are on drugs again

Yeah. High on JusticeTM

Only one thing gets me high.

Do you know what it is...?

YOUR HUGS, SILLY!

Here's me speaking my mind from the mountaintops:

I WANNA EMBRACE /U/BELROX SO TIGHT HE HAS TROUBLE BREATHING FOR A SECOND. AND THAT SHORTNESS OF BREATH REMINDS HIM HOW BEAUTIFUL LIFE IS, AND THAT THERE'S MORE TO THE WORLD THAN WEST TEXAS AND TROLLING PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET!!!

Boy, I feel better now.

Fuck you mother fucker

That's it! Out with it! That way we clear the air as we move closer together for our long embrace softened by the belly you've grown from years of Hot-Pocket-fueled internet trolling.

BTW, it's not a hardcore anything sub. Read the rules, join in, make some drama.

"mind"

He needs to wipe it off his chin.

Really, the cuck thing? Do you have any original thoughts?

Look, son. It's late and we need you (and all able hands) to report this Friday to the border crossing in El Paso, TX to start work on this wall. Bring a shovel or DM me if you need one. I'll lend you one on your good word that you'll use it to Make America Great Again! Look for me: I'll be in a camo MAGA hat, khaki cargos and an awoo Maga shirt

Look pawn, it is getting late and we need you back at the shop bright and early to correct the record all day long. Reddit isn't going to astroturf itself! We pay you 8.00 an hour to post on reddit, what more could you ask for?! Get back home and prep your wife for her bull before she destroys the key to that CB4000 you have between your legs. Be here at 0600, you have a lot of shilling to do tomorrow!

Low effort troll. Either that or you're actually retarded and need to be put down.

You are in favor of putting down retarded people? Hitler was in favor of that too. That's very fascist of you, liberal

Hitler did nothing wrong outside of not killing the jews.

he's not retarded, he's autistic

get it right! /u/Wraith_gravespell

Prince: Rinsed

Never

Imagine being this liberal.

Nah I just have jacks cock way up my ass. DADDY DEFENSE FORCE ASSEMBLE

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Its not retarded if it works

u/belrox you are garbage