I don't shag nans of OPs who use NP links m8.

jfc imagine being this buttblasted over a prefix

No wonder you have an army of pretentious neckbeard losers following you around

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Someone explain the reference to me.

something about the simpsons

Doesn't look like a Simpsons character to me.

....are you serious or are you making a terrible joke?

I seriously didn't know where that cartoon character was from before I looked at the comments. I know that Rick and Morty is some cartoon that reddit likes, but I haven't watched it.

Don't watch it either, but I think it's that guy on the TV who usually says, "show me what you got".

Major Lazer - Bubble Butt. Obviously.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1fZ7Ap6ebs

Hi kaaalaaa

delete this

If it is, can you please report it to the admins?

How the fuck do people find out who it is? Are we doxxing the doxxers?

Who knows? These people are weird

Im almost never on reddit. But sometimes people ask me if an user is kala when they suspect so. i took a look at his posts and took a wild guess

Well, he's confirmed it, so I guess you're accurate. I wish he'd just get the hint and not come back, though.

Its easy to spot kalas personality

I am glad I don't pick up on it and just avoid him.

it?

I meant "the new alt account", but whatevs, it's kaalaaaa.

Thanks for acknowledging my personhood.

I didn't. You're an it.

That's not a very nice thing to say.

Maybe if you didn't act like a creepy stalker robot it'd be easier to believe there's an actual person under there.

lmao

BUUUUUUURP

Who/what is Jewdank?

A crazy bitch of a cam girl

Tautologies, really?

My waifu

>waifu

>3D

Patrician taste my friend

A girl who posted on /r/gonewild and was always starting drama with other GW posters. Every so often she'd say the drama was too much for her and she was quitting Reddit, but always came back and resumed posting.

People always assumed she'd return because she usually did, until she actually deleted her account for real a couple months back and hasn't been seen since.

I think even her white knights were beginning to turn after her last attempt to knock another rising star out of the air.

This is just paranoid delusion at this point.

Let the fight go. For fuck's sake, you all won. Let it go. Stop trying to refight your glory days.

t. jewdank

She want her walkin' around money. She want to buy some shoes. She want to walk up to people and say, "Jewdank don't play no shit!"

jewdank was more tanned and leathery

In her AMA thread on her subreddit, Sarah-xxx said she has crushes on multiple fellow posters. Jewdank would never do such a thing since she's too narcissistic to ever admit a woman other than herself is attractive. Especially since one of those posters Sarah-xxx likes is Scrandle, who Jewdank banned from /r/asstastic for "posting too much", causing a whole bunch of drama that made Jewdank look bad.

/u/sarah-xxx is the fucking worst. holy shit. i hope she gets jewdanked the fuck outta here

Just need Noodles to do scare her away.

jewdank ass and drama made me subscribe to this sub. I don't know why i'm still here.

What's the story with jewdank?

What originally got her "drama famous"?

I always see posts about her but I feel like I'm missing a part of the story.

She has a solid ass and posted a lot of videos of her taking dick with Gusto. That's her story.

I thought it was like one video and a bunch of pics where she photoshopped out her shitty NBA stripped tattoo and then she scammed people out of money for videos she never made. And she talked to herself through alts.

I think she was already Drama famous for fighting with the other women from /r/gonewild and various other redditors. The NBA tattoo and scams came near the end of her reign.

This is all true.

She tried so hard to get me banned by the admins since I called her out on almost all her posts as to why she kept photoshopping out her ass tattoos, they basically laughed so hard at her then she said fuck it and went into meltdown mode.

Also started a bunch of drama with chicks that were more attractive than her

Don't forget the part where she spent at least $50 for a two-second video telling /u/_lilPoundCake to shut up, but still got BTFO by her... multiple times.

it also took me like a year to actually watch it

Narcissism.

Oh God where to begin....

If this sort of things happens enough times then eventually somebody is going to start doing it on purpose a la ken m

enn pee ree

I posted something in that thread about how I was tired of seeing her average ass pale body in every single sub, expecting to be downvoted to hell. But looking back, it seems I wasn't alone.

I posted something in that thread about how I was tired of seeing her average ass pale body

Hey now it's not a bad thing for a girl to be pale. Pale can beautiful/hot. There's also nothing wrong with some variety. Not every girl needs to be tan.

Though if you're not into pale skin and you find it unattractive then I understand. We all have our preferences and dislikes/turn-offs.

Your armor looks a bit pale as well, Sir Knight.

I'm just saying paleness isn't necessarily an unattractive trait, to me at least.

Nice fucking ass tho

not even. super average.

You know what's above average, The Ween album Pure Guava

We get it bro. You like cock

thanks for announcing your homophobia I guess?

Better than mine.

Fucking honkys

Is this what first worlders call a nice ass?

Disgusting

The ass is not the issue here

Flabby as shit, not impressed.

2/10 pointy elbows

This comment is why we need mayocide.

This but unironically

You forgot this: /s

I always have a hard time being mean to someone I'd like to fuck, so don't let the haters get you down /u/sarah-xxx its gunna be alright baby.

*bby

Hey I get your user name reference!

Why I'm always nice to yer nan m8

Fuck man, you jinxed it. Until I see a giffortpost, you can't go calling every camwhore who yells at some internet flabs cause she's on the rag The Next Jewdank, do you want to blue ball me or something?

Did she even do that? I went through the thread and all I saw was people bitching about the easy to get Rick and Morty reference. Or at least easy to them. I don't watch Rick and Morty so I had no clue.

The amount of thirsty "men" on reddit is amazing.

all obsessed with cartoons too, western culture is beyond saving tbh

Naw, reddit is just home to a ton of shit normal society wants little to do with. Anime, feminism, pointless 'art' discussions on the merit of various blockbusters, comic books nobody reads anymore, books nobody reads any more and hobbies most people would kick the shit out of you for having in high school.

This is not western civ. These are the folks who didn't just fall through, but willingly jumped into, the cracks of western civilization.

The irony... it is palpable.

Man it's just icing on the cake when my hobbies trigger people.

Do they really trigger anything but laughter, though?

We all have shit hobbies. Hobbies are like jerking off: sure, we all do them, but normal people don't spend all day talking about it.

People get legitimately upset that others enjoy different things.

This seems correct.

I agree completely. When I came to Reddit I couldn't understand why so many people liked such shit TV like Scrubs and Psych.

Or the cringey thank you post on /r/pics when one of reddits favorite celebrities comes along

glass houses my friend

Then who would cast stones?

Which of your sacred cows did I badmouth? Comics, anime or feminism? Do you make soap as a hobby? Play D&D?

This entire subreddit is about people casting stones. Seems hypocritical to call me out on it.

For complaining about Reddit a lot you sure do embody the smugness that abounds on this place.

(((men)))

Bitch needs to do some squats

Notice us u/sarah-xxx we need a jewdank replacement and we hope you are it.

There are literally millions of Americans who have not seen even one episode of Rick and Morty. I wouldn't be shocked if there were tens of thousands of redditors who haven't.

Redditors need to stop living quite so deeply in their own assholes.

I've never watched it, I didn't get the reference in the OP. Then again I'm an adult without a TV subscription who doesn't watch cartoons.

I'm an adult with one, and I don't watch cartoons either.

Don't get too high on that horse, friendo. You're on Reddit commenting in a drama subreddit

Oh shut up and go back to watching your silly cartoons, manchild.

In OPs defense he never said he wasn't autistic

I've never watched the show, and god damn reddit is doing its best to keep it that way.

They're posting in a porn subreddit. They're the concept of a nerd given physical form. Of course they all watch the nerd-approved shows.

Shut up.

I'm confused. Is there actual drama in there somewhere?

Am I the only person incredibly fucking tired of this trend of chicks pushing out softcore porn while hiding their fucking face?

The last thing I want to do is jerk off to a chick with a decent body but wonder if she looks like sloth in the face.

JK I don't jerk off to pictures because I don't have a fucking dialup modem anymore and can jerk off to 1080p 60fps porn like a civilized fucking adult.

jerking to pictures in currentyear

Shiggidy diggity

I love me some stills tbh. And boudoir photography is a hobby too. Videos are great and all, but I like my frozen moments I guess.

Am I the only person incredibly fucking tired of this trend of chicks pushing out softcore porn while hiding their fucking face?

No.

Am I the only person incredibly fucking tired of this trend of chicks pushing out softcore porn while hiding their fucking face?

If you could monetize your sexuality without anyone knowing who you were, why wouldn't you?

How do you monetize a fucking reddit account? These are literal karma whores we're talking about

They sell shit? Premium snapchat accounts and whatnot.

yes you are

I only jerk off to text, choose-your-own-adventure type games.

] STROKE PENIS

] CHOKE GIRL

What am I supposed to tribute, her back?

I'm not sure how anyone jerks off to just regular nudes of strangers at this point tbh.

I mean, hide your face if you want, but you better be getting double teamed or include some dialogue/captions at least.

Calm down pimp daddy.

A lot of chicks would never post nudes if they couldn't retain some measure of anonymity so the upside is more free amateur porn. Downside is... ? Having to sort through more free amateur porn?

The epitome of first world problems right there.

Meh, if you'd fuck her you'd fuck her. She's nothing spectacular.

I've never seen rick and morty, I have been curious about reddit's obsession with it, but judging by what reddit typically gets obsessed with I suspect it's a show not worth watching.

I had similar reservations but quite enjoy it, it's not amazing but don't let reddit ruin it for you.

I had similar reservations but quite enjoy it, it's not amazing but don't let reddit ruin it for you.

I had similar reservations but quite enjoy it, it's not amazing but don't let reddit ruin it for you.

It's actually good. It's a shame it's seen as a "reddit" thing now.

I can't even enjoy My Little Pony now because of Reddit.

On the scale of shows reddit loves, it's surprisingly not below average. I'd put it at a 6 or 7, assuming 5 is the average show. I've been living the past few years by just doing the opposite of what reddit does, and it's worked out extremely well for me, but if you can watch rick and morty without paying for it then there's no reason not to.

Although they made this one schrodinger's cat joke that made me want to tear out my own larynx with my bare hands.

Tried it, ain't my taste, but if you like 'randomness' and 'fun on the bun' give it a go

DO NOT BULLY u/sarah-xxx DAS RUDE

BE NICE FAGGOTS

I'm disappointed with myself that I'd forgotten about the train wreck that was JewDank already. So sad that she never made that calendar too.

Anyway, this chick moves like Marina Joyce in some of her gigs and it creeps me out.

Where can I see her butthole?

why are all the """"men"""" asking her to shit on the floor?

/u/sarah-xxx

Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl. >mfw thinking of you hurting Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

mfw thinking of you hurting

Somehow I don't think Sarah is going to be the new JewDank.

Such a combination of somewhat attractiveness, insanity, narcissism, and delusional to think their tattood ass can build them a financial empire is rare.

It's like going to Japan

"please ask me about my semester abroad"

going for a semester abroad in Japan

not going to teach english for a year and gobbling up hungry Japanese housewives

fukin pleb

I don't get it. It is a loser thing?

So who do you think is hotter, /r/drama? Jewdank or sarah-xxx? I think I'm going with sarah-xxx? Seems hotter in almost every way than Jewdank. Then again I never really found Jewdank attractive in the first place.

I'm attracted to crazy and the amount of drama they can create.

Jewdank posts her full face and more. That being said, I might pick Sarah, for her bodily perfection.

Why the fuck is everyone so upset about a reference to some lame cartoon? Those people are almost as bad as weebs, good lord.