A US military veteran thanks Americans for putting him through college. Some unpatriotic little kids can't handle the smell of freedom in the morning.

69  2017-05-06 by HodorTheDoorHolder

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Looks like the commies are at it again, shitting their pants at the sight of someone's hard work and dedication paying off.

This, but collectively

Kids get so upset at the military, basically because they could have those perks but are afraid of the risks.

But they'll tell you how tough they are.

but are afraid of the risks exercise and regular showers.

The good ol' military gay orgies in the showers.

YOU WOULDN'T KNOW, YOU WEREN'T THERE

Not as fun once they got rid of don't ask don't tell.

Its why the wildest boys are Republican. Sin makes sex better.

This but unironically

Hey, I'm middle class af and look down on soldiers because they're not.

It's not like you have to be jealous of something to know it's shit.

They are middle class tho (sorry /u/reimann1314 for appropriating your tho, and defending soldiers)

They are middle class tho

Uh, no sweetie, unless you're an officer you're not middle class. If you need to spend a few years in manual labour to afford uni, you're as working class as you can get.

TIL you're not sure of what middle class is

Let me give you a hint: manual labour ain't middle class. Especially given soldiering doesn't earn you a lot of money at all.

Just who do you think is working class?

Did you think soldiers are doing manual labor

How about we make sure people can go to college without having to be the foot soldiers of the empire?

Sure, you can also join the Navy or Air Force.

Or pretty much anything that isn't infantry

Nothing wrong with infantry

Totally agree. They're still the only foot soldiers, although not of the empire.

What empire? The chicken brand?

The totally imaginary empire the quoted guy wishes exists. He probably jacks off to fighting them by tweeting mean things.

Probably a video game enemy

They're all over the place nowadays

And making star wars political references

Can empires be fought with bike locks? Asking for a friend.

What, Puerto Rico, the Philippines and Guam don't amount to enough of an empire for you?

Not enough

It's all about private sector man. Infantry is just too general.

THERE ARE 180 JOBS IN THE ARMY

179 ARE SUPPORT

GO INFANTRY

how about we create an unaffordable unnecessary entitlement instead of giving back to people who protect us

Right, because an involuntary military force is the way to go, obviously. And fuck people who volunteer! How offensive!

You okay buddy?

Nein! ok maybe now. thanks for checking

Global politics and geopolitical realities aren't real

So you support conscription?

TIL job benefits are socialism because REEEeEE

A-hem... It's Socialism when the government gives me a stipend to buy my Marlboro Reds and then pays for the MRI to find the lesion.

It's Fascism when the government sends a jackbooted thug to get his degree, and now he's my boss!? REEEEEEEEEEE

Oh look at Mr Money Bags smoking his Marlboros. Petty bourgeois doesn't even know that real proles smoke Winstons

Winstons? Real proles smoke GPCs, comrade. Maybe those weird brands, like Checkers or Hi-Val.

I don't know what any of those things are, so obviously you're a better fake commie than me, comrade.

Hah, proles smoking GPCs. The real working man hand-rolls the half-burned remains of his foreman's cigars!

Even Winston didn't smoke Winstons.

Victory all the way

I buy weed with their tax dollars, not my fault i dont need GI Bill housing allowance to pay my bills ;)

wat

On top of paying for school, you get a book stipend and a monthly housing allowance. Between my job and my girl's job our bills get paid, so some of my housing allowance goes towards our weed budget.

Oh, I know how it works, so I was wondering what you meant by "not need". I thought you were like...not accepting the money, which I don't even know is possible...since no one does it. You just mean you're fine even without it.

Is there a more "normie" sub than /r/ "MURICA"? The kind-of-ironic kind-of-not patriotism, basically subscribes to the same ideology as the guy who makes Family Guy but avoids any really touchy issues, it's like a giant conversation about politics with your coworkers.

Thank you for leeching off of us rather than earning your way through like the rest of us with student loans. Oh yeah, thank you for your "service".

/u/nlx0n Why are you so jealous faggot? He gets to go to college without loans cause he fights like a man, unlike you ya fucking cowardly shitstain.

we shouldn't be wasting money on useless grunts. we send these garbage to fight and die. not to come back and leech off of americans like dirty parasites.

Ooooh edgy! I bet you feel all powerful and tough!