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Prepare some jokes about French people and riots, because, whoever wins, cars will be set on fire. That's, like, their national pastime.

Riots are a great way to avoid doing work.

It's funny how being badasses for centuries can be wiped away by losing 1 war to quite possibly the greatest war machine (vs the sum total of the rest of the world) that has ever existed.

france literally had civil wars that were fought to force the government to surrender in wars they were losing.

< not French

Losing is putting it a bit lightly don't you think?

You have to fight to lose. Belgium even lost and then kept fighting afterwards.

So did France

losing 1 war to quite possibly the greatest war machine

More like 3 wars. Franco-Prussian War, WWI, and WWII. And the Third Reich military wasn't all that great, their early victories were mainly due to other countries refusing to accept war until it was inevitable, and to everyone else putting too much faith in fixed defenses (as a reaction to seriously underestimating them in WWI).

To add perspective, this was the primary German tank during the invasion of France.

everyone else putting too much faith in fixed defenses

Right, like the French and their Maginot Line. They thought they had nothing to worry about because it was impenetrable, but because they didn't want to piss off the Belgians they just stopped right at their border. And when the German tanks came through the Ardennes forest where the wall stopped, the French were caught totally by surprise.

They got their asses blasted in Vietnam too. But so did we so it's not like we can disparage the cheese eating surrender monkeys.

2 wars, to the same country

Uh what about the ronin samurai?

they still are, a lot of brown people burn cars

Came here to say this.

Tomorrow angry mayos will take the lead. A large segment of the French extreme left hates Macron because he is a pro-big business centrist, not commie enough, so they will probably start shit no matter who wins.

I don't know how much a French cop earns, but it's not enough.

I'm just going to out it out there but when the literal Nazis lose, it's probably going to be them rioting.

Them too. I mentioned the extreme left, because they don't really care who wins and they seem to be eager for a fight. May Day was like a practice riot for them.

Implying Renaults are cars...

Most of France remained opposed to the Nazis, and the French underground resistance is legendary.

A puppet government surrendered to its puppeteer. The rest of the country fought and sacrificed as determinedly as any other player except maybe the people of Stalingrad.

That's not true. Le Pen fucking loves Nazis.

implying Renaults are cars...

Macron= Jews Le Pen= Russians Really all you need to know.

Pretty much this, and as a general rule in the last century the Jews always stick it to the Russians.

What about ya boi Trump that is currently being spit roasted by both? They know a good cuck-puppet when they see one.

Just because a girl is fucking two guys doesn't mean she won't give them both aids

Implying the Russians and Jews aren't the ones with super aids.

Hmmmmmmm......

Basically if LePen loses then Germany occupies France and finally dominates the entire mainland of Europe. If LePen wins then fascist rasict nationalist thugs will begin mass genocide. So basically either way it's Hitlers wet dream.

What do you mean finally? They had it under Charlemagne, it's a war of liberation.

It's Hitlers all the way down.

macaroni will win by 30 points because mac and cheese is delicious pen is batshit crazy

This sounds familiar.

its not really the same, look to the 2002 french election, that is a more appropriate comparison.

Not at all familiar with French politics. But between Trump and Brexit I'm not exactly confident.

Brexit - within margin of error.

Trump/Clinton - within margin of error.

Macron - up 20 points.

Trump/Clinton - within margin of error.

Never Forget

Those are some shitty margins of error then.

She's going to lose, 2002 isn't a great comparison. Her dad was personally unpleasant and a borderline Holocaust denier. Not to mention that she's successfully reached out to some of the left.

Mme. Le Pen will tell you: "Either way France will be led by a woman; either me or Madame Merkel."

madame merkel is too nice but "the alpha bitch merkel" is too crude got a better name

die Oberstgruppenführerin

Him wanting to measure up to Germany was some nice cringe.

as far as i can tell france's system is biased in favor of the center. in the second round all the salty third, fourth, fifth placers will vote for the most moderate candidate. le gem can't possibly win and never had a chance. i don't think she ever intended to.

The ultimate debate of macaroni vs penni pasta will be settled.

Nicer meme pally!

bunch of people will bemoan the end of civilization as we know it and nothing will change... same as every election in the modern era.

Removed - this isn't drama in any way, shape or form.

Nobody cares what you think.