Crack whore /u/PatsyClinesDaughter posts her face to /r/opiates looking for attention. Other junkies do not approve.
34 2017-05-07 by flipkt
The post that started the attention whoring spree. It didn't seem to get the attention she craved.
She tries to woo fellow junkies again with another face pic.
Fellow junkie /u/PresidentJonStewart calls this submission a "photoshopped crack head" and she is pissed.
Another lowlife /u/Sik00000 tries to flirt with her and market his shitty music to other junkies at the same time. Others call him out.
A few days later, after what she thinks is a cool down period, she tries to attention whore again with another pic.. /r/opiates junkies are not collectively fawning over her this time either, causing her to become pissed again
She makes one more post to whine about the downvotes she received for these shit posts.. It ends with her saying:
I take almost nothing on the internet seriously, but if someone says something rude I'm not going to sit there and say Thank you.
111 comments
n/a donaldthelion 2017-05-07
Come on u/PatsyClinesDaughter if your going to attention whore at least show some tit
n/a 01172007 2017-05-07
Ey patsy I'll trade you xans for a blowie
n/a PatsyClinesDaughter 2017-05-07
Sounds good, but when your dick is in my mouth I will without a doubt bite the fuck out of it, and probably bite it off.
n/a 01172007 2017-05-07
Damn girl why so mean
I'll treat you good bb
n/a PatsyClinesDaughter 2017-05-07
Fine.... But I dont suck dick. Sorre
n/a 01172007 2017-05-07
That's cool; god gave you three orifices.
n/a PatsyClinesDaughter 2017-05-07
Truuuu
n/a MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-05-07
You ain't cut out for the junkie lifestyle then bb. I'm a straight dude and I have to suck dick at least once a week. Work hard, play hard ;)
n/a PatsyClinesDaughter 2017-05-07
Ha. Bragging about being a broke mother fucker, orrrr?
n/a MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-05-07
If you in the game for real girl, then you always broke. Bragging about how I've learned to accept the taste of cum. Tastes like a bonus line to me now. If I can do it, you can too.
n/a PatsyClinesDaughter 2017-05-07
A, I never said how much money I have. B, what?? C, what??
n/a MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-05-07
You said you didn't suck dick. I just wanted to offer my advice. Start to connect the taste of cum to the feeling of being high. It will help when you have to gobble the d for some extra drug-bux. <3
n/a sloppies 2017-05-07
We suck dick for money and pleasure, gurl.
n/a PatsyClinesDaughter 2017-05-07
Cool
n/a OniTan 2017-05-07
Can't fit them in your tiny fish mouth?
n/a OniTan 2017-05-07
/u/PatsyClinesDaughter actually looks surprisingly good for a junkie.
n/a Gusfoo 2017-05-07
Give it time. I suspect a rapid onset of what is scientifically called 'horrible junkie face' in the near future.
n/a OniTan 2017-05-07
Yeah, chubby girls tend to have more of a buffer between normal and emaciated.
n/a PatsyClinesDaughter 2017-05-07
That hasn't happened in the few years Ive been doing it. Sucks that I cant and wont prove you right though. :// I know how shitty it is to hate and want the worst for someone you dont know, nor have you met. :( Sucks to be a shitty person, dont it?
n/a Poop42069420 2017-05-07
Does the smack give her a disproportionately large head?
n/a OniTan 2017-05-07
I think she just has a small face and mouth.
n/a ThatDamnedImp 2017-05-07
I think 'for a junkie' is doing a lot of the work here.
n/a americanmook 2017-05-07
That pic is touched up on Photoshop.
n/a PatsyClinesDaughter 2017-05-07
No.
n/a ferchomax 2017-05-07
Crack is wack
n/a ieatpussy69 2017-05-07
Pretty fat for a junky
n/a snallygaster 2017-05-07
That just means that she isn't in deep enough yet to have to choose between H and food. Give it time!
n/a MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-05-07
Not an opiate user, but for me it was around 6 months on stims. Good luck with your weight loss /u/PatsyClinesDaughter :)
n/a ThatDamnedImp 2017-05-07
Every time I went on stims, the weight loss was almost immediate due to a complete lack of appetite.
But then, I was never a fattie.
n/a MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-05-07
When I started I was on my way to having real abs and some decent pecs and arms. 1+ year of semi-serious workouts gone in the blink of an eye.
The best way for me is 2-3 months of druggin' and then 2-3 months of gluttony and building muscle.
n/a PatsyClinesDaughter 2017-05-07
I actually have,,, <3
n/a skivian 2017-05-07
I'm just glad that dog in her history isn't hers
n/a PatsyClinesDaughter 2017-05-07
I doubt you eat pussy.
n/a ieatpussy69 2017-05-07
You want a demonstration?
n/a MyrLeaf 2017-05-07
She looks like she's wearing a human suit.
n/a PatsyClinesDaughter 2017-05-07
Thank you for noticing. I am actually a gorilla.
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-05-07
r/conspiracy theory confirmed
n/a MyrLeaf 2017-05-07
I was a long time addict to opiates. It's hell because it's so good and there is nothing quite like it. If you're already taking some so young you will unlearn very quickly how to be happy sober. I advise you to take some others drugs, mdma for exemple, if you want to get high.
n/a HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-05-07
/u/PatsyClinesDaughter, do yourself a favor and don't use the same pics for all of your social media avatars.
n/a flipkt 2017-05-07
MODS!
n/a HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-05-07
Not a doxx. Just giving her the heads up.
n/a OniTan 2017-05-07
Screenshots? I can't see anything on the posts and clicking accept takes me to the subreddit front page.
n/a flipkt 2017-05-07
What? All links are working fine for me.
n/a OniTan 2017-05-07
I just see that banner that starts with
then the rest is blank. Maybe because I'm using Firefox.
n/a HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-05-07
You might need to restart your computer in safe mode
n/a OniTan 2017-05-07
should I delete system 32?
n/a HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-05-07
If you want to
n/a Nomadlads 2017-05-07
If you're using linux run this command:
n/a flipkt 2017-05-07
That means you have to wait a few more years to check out this drama. Sucks I know, but rules are rules.
n/a OniTan 2017-05-07
Fuck man, I had to open Internet Explorer to view that shit.
n/a lifesbrink 2017-05-07
For a trans, she is ok
n/a Teh_Sauce_Guy 2017-05-07
What the fuck?
n/a Sludgy_Veins 2017-05-07
When I was in my teens I used to post in that sub all the time. It's a fucked up place, we'd all meet up in a video chat and shoot up in front of each other to feel cool and have people enable our addiction so we didn't feel bad about it. Plus when you're high on opiates you get this thing we all called opirage. Makes you a rude asshole. It's always been pretty toxic sub thanks to shit like that, plus the encouraging of using hard drugs.
Luckily I'm clean from all that shit now, wasn't easy but life is so god damn better without it
n/a Teh_Sauce_Guy 2017-05-07
Glad to hear you are free
n/a Dial_A_Dragon 2017-05-07
>Sludgy_Veins
You don't say?
n/a going_for_a_wank 2017-05-07
I'm really not trying to be a smartass or a prick right now by any means. I would really like you guys to help me understand why it is that you even clicked on this post when it is very obvious by the picture that this young woman posted that it is not opiate related. Not just that, but if there were any room for confusion as to what this entire post was going to be about, she titled it in a manner that removes any and all doubt. So explain to me why it is that knowing it was not opiate related, knowing that it was going to be flirtatious in nature, knowing those things, why would you open it if it irritates you guys so badly that y'all feel the need to beg the mods to ground us or make us stand with our noses in the corner. There's 5,000 post about dope to every one that's not, if it's so troubling to you guys, just don't open the one in 5,000 that doesn't suit you. I skip over hundreds of them a day because I just don't think the title suits me, it doesn't pique my curiosity, or it's obviously not my cup of tea. I don't open those, knowing that I'll be a dissatisfied audience member, then scream boo as loud as I can because I dislike what I voluntarily subjected myself to with prior and full knowledge of disliking the subject matter. This is a public forum, with thousands of post being made per day by different kinds of people, it's not possible that every post submitted everyday will meet your standards of approval. The best you can do is avoid subject matter that you disapprove of, you really have no legitimate right to complaint when you voluntarily opened the link.
n/a TruthPains 2017-05-07
Drama.
n/a going_for_a_wank 2017-05-07
Memes.
n/a MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-05-07
Paragraph division, pls
n/a going_for_a_wank 2017-05-07
Altering perfectly good copypasta in such a way ist verboten
n/a MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-05-07
It's pasta? My bad mang.
n/a going_for_a_wank 2017-05-07
Yeah, I linked to the source in another comment but the junkie mods nuked everything so it is gone :(
n/a MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-05-07
Junkie mods decided this went too far, lol
n/a ThatDamnedImp 2017-05-07
We knew it would stir up shit. We like to stir up shit.
I don't get how you can be here and still ask this question.
n/a PatsyClinesDaughter 2017-05-07
Its not even that, its the fact that I have NEVER spoken to this OP before in my life, but he took probably between a half an hour to an hour to post EVERY. FUCKING. THING Ive ever posted on this website. Now, am i wrong, for being a member of the opiates subreddit, or does this person have a severe problem? Like, what triggers you to post information about someone else that you dont know, nor have ever spoken to? Im actually kind of creeped out that I dont know who this idiot is but he posts every one of MY posts.... Fucking weird, dude.
n/a 01172007 2017-05-07
This is a bad subreddit filled with bad people.
Let me tell you this-- /r/Drama is one of the most malevolent, cruel, coldhearted online communities you'll ever find, and even as a supporter of free speech it appalls me that Reddit would allow such a vile, festering hub of bigotry and sadism to exist. You think [slur]town was bad? That subreddit, if you pick up on the dog-whistles (and many don't even bother with that-- say want you want about Stormfront, at least it bans "n[slur]"), will reveal itself to you as Reddit's number one hub for the web's most hardened Nazis, Klansmen, Fascists, and Gamergaters. You'll notice on the sidebar that it encourages members to be as dramatic as possible. That's intentional. They encourage arguments in the comments section. That's intentional. You know the Three Minute Hate (it's from this underrated book 1985, give it a read, it's scary how much it parallels our society)? It's like that, they want to stoke the flames of reactionary rage so they continue to dogpile every progressive and minority who enters the subreddit, normalizing these evil feelings. They brigade from subreddit to subreddit, having an entire cabal of mods spanning hundreds of communities, gaslighting lived experiences of the oppressed and unashamedly bolstering Reddit's homegrown white supremacy movement. They've kink-shamed hundreds of people too, some even... to death. I fear that /r/drama may be producing an entire army of Dylann Roofs and Elliot Rogers, and I highly suggest that nobody dares visit that horrible subreddit, lest you potentially fall victim to its corruptive aura.
n/a PatsyClinesDaughter 2017-05-07
Wow, thank you for the information. Im actually not being sarcastic, I truly appreciate what you're sayin, as well as the fact that you're being very nice. I agree though, what the actual fuck is wrong with people? I wish Reddit would shut this subreddit down immediately and indefinitely
n/a tilmoph 2017-05-07
Not to put a damper on things, but you're responding to copypasta. There's a variation of it talking about what a loving and supportive sub r/drama is.
n/a 01172007 2017-05-07
Hi diddly-ho neighborino. You're playing with hellfire right now, I've gone through your mass history, and I have to say, I don't like what I'm seeing. I know your type, you're a third-rate Atheist and a Jesus blasphemer. You think you can sit there covering your fingers in meat on Fridays and pledging allegiance to your Satanic gods as you spew poo at us? There are consequences for your actions, there always darn-diddly is. You need to understand something, this stopped being a fun religious discussion with hallelujahs and hail mary's all around, it has stopped being that for years. We live in a Christian world, the intenet is having a profound-diddly effect on real-world religions. It's called heaven warfare, and it is just as vital as physical warfare. It's been around for awhile but the pope really shifted the whole service. When you post your little paintings of OUR churches, you are attempting to slander our good Lord, in essence you are interfering with our prayers. What is that prayer you may ask? To convert the world of little pieces of dungarooni. like. you. So I'm going to tell you what's going to happen right here, right now. You are going to repent every one of your sins, every single one of them. I don't want to see a single murder under your name, every single one of them is an affront to a God-loving head. You are going to baptize your pee-diddly account. You can baptize another one if you follow the next commandment. You are never gonna pray to any false gods ever again against Our Lord Jesus Christ. Judaism, Islam, etc. you get the idea This is not a warning anymore, this is not a request, it is a sacrament that you are going to follow to the letter. If you, for any reason, or for any motivation, do not follow the bible right darn now, I will make you go to heck. Or rather, we, we will. You better hope and pray you're using a Rosary, it may help stall us long enough to get your pale, heathen, created in his image, body out of the temple to wherever fundgearoo witches like yourself go when the jig is up. You will follow these instructions though, or we will preach to you. I dare you to sin something to the contrary, I dare you. I would love to see and hear your prayers and sing as I play a gospel song into your heart. I would love to bless every bone in your body from the feet upwards. Do you have any priests? Alter boys? Virgin Mother? Father? Son? Holy Spirit? Don;t bother answering that, we can find out anyway. How would you like to see their faces restored on a fresco in front of you? How would you like that boyarooni? I'll paint them on a fudging canvas and make you watch them raise to heaven on their own virtue. You get the hymn, you have one sunday to comply with this request. Don't get any smart idearoonies.
n/a PatsyClinesDaughter 2017-05-07
Ahh okay. No worries
n/a MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-05-07
Just don't mind the troll losers here -.- Most of us are actually pretty cool when you get to know us lol. We have a wacky sense of humor, that's all. You should stick around.
Yes I am saying this because you're a female junkie. 'Tis an awesome thing to see. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical r/drama user. I won't tell you to kill yourself.
n/a PatsyClinesDaughter 2017-05-07
Thank you :))
n/a going_for_a_wank 2017-05-07
IDK man, I really do not care about your drug addiction or whatever, I just just wanted a laugh and thought that this comment in the first link made a pretty good copypasta.
n/a PatsyClinesDaughter 2017-05-07
Good to know losers like you laugh at the bullying of others. You'll get your Karma though, everyone does. Thumbs up emoji
n/a going_for_a_wank 2017-05-07
How can I get my karma if you do not upsmack my commentsโฝ
n/a PatsyClinesDaughter 2017-05-07
In life, mother fucker. In life. But clearly your life revolves around the internet. (?) Truly Im not surprised.
n/a going_for_a_wank 2017-05-07
Please upsmack my comments, I'm begging you. I need the good stuff!
n/a PatsyClinesDaughter 2017-05-07
Nope. Ill downvote em though? Good enough?
n/a going_for_a_wank 2017-05-07
Aaah no! You can't do this to me! Please give me the upsmacks, I am already feeling the cramps and nausea of withdrawal.
n/a Maga_Brahmin 2017-05-07
Uh....
n/a PatsyClinesDaughter 2017-05-07
Good to know I have losers like Flipkt who are so obsessed with me that they have to post in a subreddit other than opiates so that Spin or other mods cannot take it down. Unfortunately for you I have thick skin. But this post has been reported, and will be removed shortly. thank you!!!! <3 <3
n/a 01172007 2017-05-07
Baby your skin ain't all that's thick. Lemme holla at you.
n/a PatsyClinesDaughter 2017-05-07
No, it is.
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-05-07
Is it due to the varicose veins from shooting smack?
n/a OniTan 2017-05-07
If only your skin was thick enough that needles couldn't penetrate it.
n/a PatsyClinesDaughter 2017-05-07
"tries to woo other junkies with another picture"... I guess posting things is taken personal by paulsies like you. This shit is fucking HILARIOUS
n/a PatsyClinesDaughter 2017-05-07
Finally, this shit is WITHOUT A DOUBT doxxing. Putting my info on other subreddits? I hope your account is deleted.
n/a 01172007 2017-05-07
It's not doxxing...
n/a PatsyClinesDaughter 2017-05-07
Oh, its not? So putting my information out is nothing related to it? You're an asshole for actively supporting this kind of bullying. Truly.
n/a 01172007 2017-05-07
He's literally just posting your posts from another subreddit here. It's certainly bullying but it's not doxxing.
n/a PatsyClinesDaughter 2017-05-07
At least someone can recognize bullying when it fucks them in the face. I just feel bad for the original poster. It must suuuuck to be a shitty person in life. Truly.
n/a 01172007 2017-05-07
They're probably an incel.
n/a Bonzalez 2017-05-07
We kinda bully people all the time here. What makes you think it's going to make us feel bad if you call us bullies?
n/a going_for_a_wank 2017-05-07
Some people are bullies. Get over it.
n/a going_for_a_wank 2017-05-07
This but ironically
/u/flipkt delete your account
n/a PatsyClinesDaughter 2017-05-07
What?
n/a going_for_a_wank 2017-05-07
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/delete-your-account
n/a PatsyClinesDaughter 2017-05-07
Kay...?
n/a PatsyClinesDaughter 2017-05-07
Deleted all my shit, therefore making this post absolutely useless. Sucks that you wasted all your PRECIOUS time on it, though ://///
n/a going_for_a_wank 2017-05-07
Dear /u/PatsyClinesDaughter, you are a bitch ass addict. I heard that the janitors removed everything to protect you. That's a bitch move, /u/PatsyClinesDaughter! I'm coming for that ass again until you pay what you owe! Sincurly yours, the junkie stalker.
n/a PatsyClinesDaughter 2017-05-07
Kay...?
n/a going_for_a_wank 2017-05-07
You seem super surprised that people come to /r/drama for a quick laugh and to shitpost memes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mDdDlKOKYk
n/a flipkt 2017-05-07
Oh no! You're clearly too smart for me!
n/a PatsyClinesDaughter 2017-05-07
Oh, I know ;)
n/a HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-05-07
I'm glad you took my advice.
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-05-07
You don't understand how our sub works, do you? You deleting your post only makes the drama that much better.
n/a flipkt 2017-05-07
PMs from /u/PatsyClinesDaughter for posterity:
New pasta anyone?
n/a PatsyClinesDaughter 2017-05-07
Dude.... lol. You're DEFINITELY someone who needs approval of others for the things you do. I'm assuming you were the kid in high school who repeated what the cool kid just said because you thought it would, in turn, make you cool? Am I in the ball park? Or was it the type of thing where people picked on you constantly and now you feel the need to bully others? I'm going to go with all of the above. I'm just satisfied in knowing you're a loser who needs to pick on others so your insecurities feel minuscule. Y'all can and will say literally whatever you want, but at the end of the day, I take pride in knowing that I'm not that sad and pathetic of a person. Good luck in what you do, I'm waiting for you to receive your shitty, shitty Karma in life.
n/a flipkt 2017-05-07
Says the crack whore lol
n/a married2thagame 2017-05-07
I didn't sit and dig through the girls profile but you're an asshole dude hope you end up abandoned with a rig in your arm like the people you're berating. Karmas a bitch and so are you nigga
n/a flipkt 2017-05-07
Hey /u/PatsyClinesDaughter, this poor guy is thirsty af and is whiteknighting for you hard on a weeks old post. Just thought I'll introduce you two so maybe you he can get your pussy.
n/a married2thagame 2017-05-07
There's drama over in r/opiates that prompted me to see this thread. It's ok man I'm good in that area and I'm sure you are too, you must get mad bitches picking on drug addicts on the side from writing about bullshit conspiracy theories. Give me some of whatever you're smoking I'll take it ๐๐๐๐พ
n/a jaxtin 2017-05-07
Kill yourself my man
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-05-07
Lol, bless your crack roasted mind. I'm just going to sit back and enjoy this dumpster fire. Hey /u/blackjack_bot deal me in.
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n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-05-07
Hit me bitch
n/a blackjack_bot 2017-05-07
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n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-05-07
Well fuck you too