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/u/mohland do you have any idea how much of a prick you sound like, lol

you literally don't even apologize for cashing out the cold storage. like what in the world. you're not even smart enough to fake remorse. you just make it sound like you were the victim of some terrible, uncontrollable event.

this is your fault. you're a nerd with terrible business sense who made even worse decisions without a sound plan, and you lack the social skills to know you should at least pretend to feel guilty

So how much money did you have in the tipbot?

$0

i have very little trust in cryptocurrencies atm. not a safe vehicle for your money, and rarely even useful except in extremely limited cases.

extremely limited cases

dude weed lmao

if you're such a disorganized degenerate you can't even piece together how to purchase your drugs in meatspace like a functional adult, neck yourself

oh, you meant cp. gross tbh

oh, you meant cp

gross tbh

i actually meant hitmen, but i suppose you can prolly purchase cp too

for anyone reading this, i don't endorse cp either. it's not known for its growth potential, it's a bad choice for your portfolio

So do you make your cp yourself?

no, though people have mistaken my personal catalogue of nudes for having a child's dick in them

baby carrot

it's more like two raisins and a pinky nail

if you can tell me where in meatspace to buy the liquid xanax i mix with my morning oj, im all ears

dude weed lmao

Pssh, use your crypto for research chems, not lame drugs like weed.

research chems

I'm all over it, bra. I've got a shipment of 9050-yXdr-hydo-phent-boperal coming in. I can't find any trip reports on bluelight yet, but Imma bump 50mg and see what happens. I'm sure I'll be fine.

Who needs bluelight? Just hit 150mg of that shit. That's a nice low dose to see the effects.

I recommend IV administration, as you don't want to waste that shit just to find out that it has low bioavailability through buccal or oral means.

Plus you'll skip any metabolite toxicity from the chemical itself. You're a genius!

Boof it

Boof it

Now where can I order those Mentats?

Well, you can order them from the Tleilaxu, but I don't know that they accept dogecoins.

Why the fuck would I ever buy drugs online when perfectly reputable dealers will drive to my house in the middle of the night with one phone call?

>when your 'tism is so severe even reimann calls you on it

literally this

this but unironically

This but with the dressing on the side.

Does "this" have gluten in it?

Probably.

All the good things do

All the good things make my dick explode

This but organic and artisanal.

In 2015, Wow Such Business was completely out of money -- I had to lay off all of our employees (including myself) in an attempt to keep the business and the bot alive with debts to pay.

I'm kind of shocked someone actually ran a business with employees to run what was basically a reddit bot for a meme cryptocurrency. It's like if /u/justcool393 tried to open a business to run SnapshillBot.

/u/justcool393 tried, but he quit shortly after he realized business transactions are more challenging than Vincent Adultman makes them seem

Sick reference, bro

everyone knows my references are out of control

Except employers...

Bojacl Horseman? That's the reference you are going woth? Ugh.

it's a dece show

nice spelling btw

Dece? Dece? DeceNT. NT. NT.NT.NT. Its not the fucking 90s, you don't walk around with your Bart Simpson tshirt going "cowabonga dudes, totally dece day today". Speak like a real person and please, just please, if you have sliver of self respect make better references to better shows.

nice spelling

You are the one saying "dece" . My spelling is great but i don't expect a Bojack Horsefan fan to notice.

lmao u seem incensed

and yeah, after u fixed it XD

Fixed it

Fix what?

ur spelling

i mean, there's even an "edited mark"

Edited marks can be for anything, not just spelling. If a blank space is moved it gets an edited mark. Are you being serious? You don't know this?

this is a weird thing to pretend about man, the only two people even vaguely interested in this convo are us two. and we both know you made a minor spelling error. lmao

Well im sorry, im not fond of people lying about me. Yoi lie amd then just say "hurrrr lmao" , but it's not your name being sullied.

lmao

Lmao yourself liar.

lol

the only two people even vaguely interested in this convo are us two.

I'm actually very invested tbh

oh my

Whoa guy! You are way too wound up. You need to chillax, and possibly party on.

Are we cowabunga on this?

Cool your jets man, ironic use of outdated slang is totally hip. Think rings fashion from Futurama.

An unprofitable business that depends entirely on a much larger unprofitable business

It'd be like if /u/justcool393 tried to open a business to run SnapshillBot.

Yeah, it really isn't that hard to split our kickbacks from archive.org with /u/cmd-t, /u/nobodybelievesyou, and of course /u/SnapshillBot. All you need to do is use archive.org's ArchivePay™ service.

What we should have is an online better service for the blackjack bot.

Speaking of which /u/blackjack_bot deal me in

/u/mohland do you have autism? You're showing an astonishing lack of empathy for the people whose money you squandered.

This is juicy!

D O W N W I T H C R Y P T O

This is why I keep all of my money in a box with pieces of broken beer bottles and dirty needles.

don't lie, there's no money in that box you broke ass

I didn't say there was currently money in the box.

It's been so long since I've seen cryptocurrency drama that I forgot how nuts the whole scene is.

What I find astounding is people are willing to throw more money at it in an attempt to bail out the system!

What is dogecoin??

Something for dumb babies by my estimation.

Meme version of Bitcoin that people started taking seriously for some reason.

It was made to make fun of Bitcoin, a way to tip people on reddit a thousandth of a cent. Then people decided to take it seriously apparently.

Remember that stupid meme about the funny looking Shiba Inu a couple years ago? Some retards decided to make a currency out of it. It unsurprisingly failed.

Cryptocurrency drama is probably my second favourite flavour after /r/anarchism.

I want to believe that you haven't run a Ponzi scheme on us for the past 2 years, but it is increasingly looking like it. Please reassure me.

o i am laffin

Ponzi scheme

/u/MaximaxII, no. this was never a ponzi scheme. the thing is, ponzi schemes can dupe smart people occasionally because there's a promise of return. there was no promise of return here! just idiots handing their money over to someone with no protections and no real incentive! this was just a good ol' fashioned swindle

riemann i am looking for investors to launch dramacoin™ - would you care to be one of the captains of industry taking part in this momentous project?

kind regards,

t may, founder and ceo of grab him by the bussy inc

Fuck that, bussycoin is the most secure investment ever.

You joke but we seriously discussed an /r/drama cryptocurrency back in the day. I think it even went as far as talks with an engineer. Missed opportunity tbh.

I guess dude's grow-house-related (?) venture didn't work out either.

Someone ELI5 what that sub is about

People trade their real money for fake money so they can give it away on reddit

autism

that sub

any sub

/u/mohland

Doing some damage control

Hope you're not in any functioning civilized country. Otherwise enjoy your time in pound me in the ass prison for fraud.

Making people whole won't save you from someone contacting the feds. And I doubt you paid taxes on your crypto money either.

This is actually good for crypto currency

The only good thing for crypto-currency is its death.

This should be stickied.

Absolute classic.

Down with crypto.

So how much real money did he steal?

/u/blackjack_bot, deal me in.

DEALER BLACKJACK

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/u/blackjack_bot, deal me in.

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STAY

PUSH

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/u/blackjack_bot, deal me in.

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HIT

Dealer: ?

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HIT

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STAY

DEALER BUSTS

Dealer: 26

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/u/blackjack_bot, deal me in.

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STAY

DEALER WINS

Dealer: 19

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/u/blackjack_bot, deal me in.

Dealer: ?

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HIT or STAY

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STAY

PLAYER WINS

Dealer: 18

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Player: 20

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/u/blackjack_bot, deal me in.

Invalid action - user already has game active

Dealer: ?

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I think I had some doge from years ago, how do I check?

/u/blackjack_bot, deal me in.

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HIT

Dealer: ?

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HIT

PLAYER BUSTS

Dealer: 10

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/u/blackjack_bot , deal me in.

Dealer: ?

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HIT or STAY

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STAY

DEALER BUSTS

Dealer: 25

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sucker

People stupid enough to deal with cryptocurrency get what they deserve.

I love when cryptonerds gets real world examples of why services handling money are heavily regulated.

Everytime people are shocked and outraged but they never question the crhptocurrency itself.

I mean, people in that thread are seriously discussing setting up a new bot. They just got scammed on their money and they already want more of it.

Bunch of masochists.

putting real money into memecoins.

for what purpose

such theft much wow

/u/blackjack_bot, deal me in.

Dealer: ?

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HIT me

Dealer: ?

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Stay

DEALER BUSTS

Dealer: 23

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yeaaaah eat that shit robot boyo

Invalid action - Hit not allowed in game state

We did it reddit!

/u/blackjack_bot, deal me in.

Dealer: ?

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Dammit people, the whole reason we started dogecoin was just for laughs. Can't trust people with anything!

Why? Why did he think he could make the bot into a business? What was he thinking? I have a headache coming on.

Why?