I should have left right away.

10 2017-05-09 by [deleted]

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88 comments

n/a GammaGlue 2017-05-09

n/a glmox 2017-05-09

lol cuck

n/a WholeLottaToughLove 2017-05-09

Those poly-drama stories only make sense when you picture everyone as being ugly.

n/a OccasionallyClueless 2017-05-09

I was thinking to my self, "How much of a stud does this guy have to be to pull a wife and two girlfriends, and two of them are okay with it?"

They have to be ugly. Ugly people are freaks anyway.

n/a Allanon_2020 2017-05-09

TL;DR

/u/blackjack_bot, deal me in.

n/a blackjack_bot 2017-05-09

Dealer: ?

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Player: 20

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HIT or STAY

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n/a Allanon_2020 2017-05-09

STAY

n/a blackjack_bot 2017-05-09

DEALER BUSTS

Dealer: 22

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Player: 20

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n/a Allanon_2020 2017-05-09

I win you dumb whore

/u/blackjack_bot, deal me in.

n/a blackjack_bot 2017-05-09

Dealer: ?

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Player: 7

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HIT or STAY

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n/a Allanon_2020 2017-05-09

HIT

n/a blackjack_bot 2017-05-09

Dealer: ?

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Player: 12

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HIT or STAY

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n/a Allanon_2020 2017-05-09

HIT

n/a blackjack_bot 2017-05-09

Dealer: ?

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Player: 21

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HIT or STAY

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n/a Allanon_2020 2017-05-09

STAY

n/a blackjack_bot 2017-05-09

DEALER BUSTS

Dealer: 24

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Player: 21

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n/a Allanon_2020 2017-05-09

daddy needs new shoes

/u/blackjack_bot, deal me in.

n/a blackjack_bot 2017-05-09

Dealer: ?

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Player: 18

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HIT or STAY

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n/a Allanon_2020 2017-05-09

STAY

n/a blackjack_bot 2017-05-09

DEALER WINS

Dealer: 19

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Player: 18

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n/a Allanon_2020 2017-05-09

God damn you

n/a dexceit 2017-05-09

did you really think you could win 3 in a row

n/a Allanon_2020 2017-05-09

yes

/u/blackjack_bot, deal me in.

n/a blackjack_bot 2017-05-09

Dealer: ?

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Player: 19

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HIT or STAY

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n/a Allanon_2020 2017-05-09

STAY

n/a blackjack_bot 2017-05-09

DEALER BUSTS

Dealer: 25

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Player: 19

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n/a Allanon_2020 2017-05-09

/u/blackjack_bot, deal me in.

n/a blackjack_bot 2017-05-09

Dealer: ?

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Player: 15

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HIT or STAY

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n/a Allanon_2020 2017-05-09

HIT

n/a blackjack_bot 2017-05-09

PLAYER BUSTS

Dealer: 14

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Player: 22

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n/a blackjack_bot 2017-05-09

Dealer: ?

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Player: 19

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HIT or STAY

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n/a Allanon_2020 2017-05-09

STAY

n/a blackjack_bot 2017-05-09

Invalid action - Stay not allowed without active game

n/a Hitlery_Clinton 2017-05-09

/u/blackjack_bot, deal me in.

n/a blackjack_bot 2017-05-09

Dealer: ?

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Player: 7

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HIT or STAY

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n/a Hitlery_Clinton 2017-05-09

HIT

n/a blackjack_bot 2017-05-09

Dealer: ?

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Player: 17

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HIT or STAY

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n/a Hitlery_Clinton 2017-05-09

STAY

n/a blackjack_bot 2017-05-09

PUSH

Dealer: 17

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Player: 17

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n/a Hitlery_Clinton 2017-05-09

/u/blackjack_bot, deal me in.

n/a blackjack_bot 2017-05-09

Dealer: ?

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Player: 11

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HIT or STAY

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n/a Hitlery_Clinton 2017-05-09

HIT

n/a blackjack_bot 2017-05-09

Dealer: ?

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Player: 21

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HIT or STAY

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n/a Hitlery_Clinton 2017-05-09

STAY

n/a blackjack_bot 2017-05-09

PLAYER WINS

Dealer: 20

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Player: 21

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n/a Hitlery_Clinton 2017-05-09

FUCK YES KISS MY ASS BLACKJACK BOT

n/a IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-05-09

THIS IS THE COMMENT THIS THREAD NEEDS RIGHT NOW.

But not the one it deserves.

n/a squarefaces 2017-05-09

Post bussy

n/a DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-05-09

Hi there. That's a lot of words! Thanks for all the words! Have a good night!

/u/blackjack_bot deal me in

n/a blackjack_bot 2017-05-09

Dealer: ?

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Player: 8

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HIT or STAY

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n/a DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-05-09

Hit

n/a blackjack_bot 2017-05-09

Dealer: ?

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Player: 18

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HIT or STAY

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n/a DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-05-09

Stay

n/a blackjack_bot 2017-05-09

DEALER BUSTS

Dealer: 25

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Player: 18

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n/a DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-05-09

Nice. Thanks!

n/a saint2e 2017-05-09

What's it like sleeping with Onision?

n/a SyrianSimba 2017-05-09

cuck

n/a FitAndDumb 2017-05-09

n/a SuperShake66652 2017-05-09

Fuck this faggot shit.

/u/blackjack_bot, deal me in.

n/a blackjack_bot 2017-05-09

PLAYER BUSTS

Dealer: 16

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Player: 29

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n/a SuperShake66652 2017-05-09

What the goddamn fuck kind of deal is that shit.

/u/blackjack_bot deal me in, you fuck.

n/a blackjack_bot 2017-05-09

PLAYER BUSTS

Dealer: 16

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Player: 22

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|JS||2D||KC|
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n/a SuperShake66652 2017-05-09

What kinda rigged shit is this.

Deal me in.

n/a blackjack_bot 2017-05-09

Dealer: ?

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Player: 18

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|TS||2D||6H|
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HIT or STAY

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n/a SuperShake66652 2017-05-09

STAY

n/a blackjack_bot 2017-05-09

DEALER BUSTS

Dealer: 22

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|7S||5D||KC|
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Player: 18

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|TS||2D||6H|
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n/a SuperShake66652 2017-05-09

Good. Though I refuse to let a bot have more wins over me.

Deal me in.

n/a blackjack_bot 2017-05-09

DEALER BLACKJACK

Dealer: 21

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Player: 19

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n/a neutralvoter 2017-05-09

giving into hedonistic immediate gratification is not empowering, it is not in any way a positive or fulfilling lifestyle, and never leads to long term happiness. Do something fulfilling. You sound like a drug addict with his nonsense. now /u/blackjack_bot, deal me in

n/a blackjack_bot 2017-05-09

Dealer: ?

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Player: 12

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HIT or STAY

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n/a neutralvoter 2017-05-09

HIT

n/a blackjack_bot 2017-05-09

Dealer: ?

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Player: 20

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HIT or STAY

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n/a neutralvoter 2017-05-09

HIT

n/a blackjack_bot 2017-05-09

PLAYER BUSTS

Dealer: 20

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Player: 30

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|2D||JH||8S||TC|
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n/a OccasionallyClueless 2017-05-09

shit

/u/blackjack_bot, deal me in

n/a blackjack_bot 2017-05-09

Dealer: ?

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Player: 16

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HIT or STAY

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n/a OccasionallyClueless 2017-05-09

So if you say shit in the same post as you deal in, you get dealt three cards instead. Now will it "strike" me for saying the s-word?

n/a blackjack_bot 2017-05-09

Dealer: ?

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Player: 18

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HIT or STAY

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n/a OccasionallyClueless 2017-05-09

Wow, it actually did.

Overstay?

n/a blackjack_bot 2017-05-09

DEALER BUSTS

Dealer: 24

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Player: 18

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n/a OccasionallyClueless 2017-05-09

You should really check if there is another letter before the strings you identify.

xXxdealmeinxXx

n/a blackjack_bot 2017-05-09

Dealer: ?

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Player: 16

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HIT or STAY

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n/a OccasionallyClueless 2017-05-09

shit

n/a blackjack_bot 2017-05-09

PLAYER BUSTS

Dealer: 16

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|5S||AS|
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Player: 23

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|6D||QD||7H|
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n/a OccasionallyClueless 2017-05-09

420deal me in420

n/a blackjack_bot 2017-05-09

Dealer: ?

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Player: 16

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HIT or STAY

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n/a OccasionallyClueless 2017-05-09

shit

n/a blackjack_bot 2017-05-09

Invalid action - Hit not allowed in game state

n/a OccasionallyClueless 2017-05-09

deal mein?

n/a blackjack_bot 2017-05-09

Dealer: ?

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Player: 16

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|6D||QD|
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HIT or STAY

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n/a OccasionallyClueless 2017-05-09

shit

n/a blackjack_bot 2017-05-09

Invalid action - Hit not allowed in game state