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This is actually /u/Zachums. His pug died and his replacement dog needs training.

People who own pets should kill themselves. It's the people autistic enough to never have made any human friends.

Huh, that's a weird stereotype that I've never heard of.

I think I might be projecting :/

Don't worry, when you get your own place away from your parents you can get whatever pets you want! Within reason, of course.

I've had my own place for quite a while actually. The only ones to stick around are wild rodents though. They like how I strew food around for them to find :)

However the mice don't like to be petted. One bit me hard when I tried. I think it gave me tetanus, but my muscles hurt to much when I try to go to the hospital. Don't know what to do actually.

Have you heard of the phrase "the hair of the dog that bit you"? It applies to mice, too. You have to eat a bunch of stray mice hair and you'll feel better.

Are you going to temp ban him or not?

effort tho

user reports: 1: Jack off your Pug and livestream it fam

noodles pls

Don't give him any ideas

Hey man, don't be hard on yourself I'm sure there's a canine or feline companion that will like you out there.

i would eat that dog and it's whole family

its*

TIL

This is so counter-intuitive to non-native speakers.
Dog's - belonging to dog
It's - not belonging to it
Dumb.

you'all've'en a good time tonight

I like saying y'all're.

English is retarded, more news at 11.

Shank 👏 The 👏 Yank 👏

Hit 👏 The 👏 Brit 👏

Fuck 👏 The 👏 Canuck

Would ✊️ You 👈 Please

Sounds erotic

Keep 🗡 Yourself 😵 Safe 👻

It's = it is, 100% of the time. Probably the simplest of English rules.

one's dogs bowl

Neither of those are contractions.

This is so counter-intuitive to non-native speakers

No its not. It just takes a sliver of mental capacity to correctly use it.

Or autocorrect changes it and people don't give enough of a shit to edit their post. Lul

Solution is simple: kill all dogs.

Kill all women

This is the better option

Bitches am i right

Srs

Found the Muslim!

Good for you, I've lost my Muslim week ago and he's yet to be found.

Have you tried the facebook page in your area?

It's called LostMuzzies

This the reason you always register your tracking chip with the local shelter

/r/doghate

So we finally see r/Cringeanarchy legend corgiewiggle irl...to be honest I was expecting worse...

I like how even though it's submitted by /u/GallowBoob, the biggest repost whore on the site, people are still stupid enough to think that he's the OP.

I'd bet very few users in r/aww know who gallowboob is.

Most people on reddit don't know or care about that crap

I like to think u/gallowboob was the dog, myself

I dunno, maybe this is what the Boobster looks like without the beard?

Reddit """"""""""""""""""""celebrity"""""""""""""""""""""

I love dogs.

Even asshole dogs, like this one?

Most asshole dogs are a product of owners who don't want to, or don't know how to discipline them.

Hey guys pitbulls were intentionally bred to be vicious, but they are not inherently vicious because all canine breeds are equal when they're born! It is the owners fault if a breed is more playful or wants to chase small game or is poorly adapted to warm climates or is vicious!

-you

I'm a huge strawmanning faggot who took use of "most" to imply "all."

-you

I don't disagree that pitbulls are the niggers of the dog world, mostly

-you

Wow, thats racist imo. Why do you think applying dynamic human social dynamics on canine breeds would result in reliable results? Do you have any studies that prove that all puppies are equally loving towards humans and all aggressive behavior is attributed to the owners?

dude, that's not fair, I said that like a year ago, I know you're so celibate and lonely that you can spend a day combing through my hugely upvoted and popular reddit account, but this has moved into stalker territory.

hey I just wanted to say to you and your alt /u/flipkt that I really enjoyed this exchange, keep it up!

Reddit autism in full effect. For even more righteous indignation and expert opinions, please see /r/parenting. Gynocentric millennial insanity at its finest

So much of reddit is about following rules of the road 100000000% of the time. So many threads have "wow u are using your phone while driving u are an awful person" with thousands of upvotes. Like they've never ever took a picture or checked their texts while driving.

/r/trashy loves pics of people having a beer while driving, because it's apparently super trashy. It's no different from having a beer or two at a bar then driving.

Obviously reddit as a whole is minority public opinion, but it seems that there are more people with zero risk tolerance whatsoever every year.

/r/trashy loves pics of people having a beer while driving, because it's apparently super trashy. It's no different from having a beer or two at a bar then driving

Except, yah know, the fuckin ticket you'd get for having an open bottle of booze in the car vs the non ticket for driving (pretty much, if two beers put you over the limit you're a little bitch) sober ?

Like driving with some open booze is trashy as shit just by how fucking stupid it is and this is coming from a lush .

Well taking a picture and posting it on fb is trashy for sure. I'm not sure if there's a single person I grew up with that hasn't had at least one beer on the way back home or to somewhere, ~$400 ticket risk or not.

And yeah, I don't mean 2 puts you over the limit, it's just not ging to have any difference than doing it while you're driving.

Unless you live in the middle of bum fuck nowhere drinkin a beer or two while driving is trashy as shit tbqh

I'm pretty sure any place I've lived in would be considered bum fuck nowhere to most people, <1000 people, closest "city" is over an hour away at around 9000 people.

I'm pretty sure any place I've lived in would be considered bum fuck nowhere to most people, <1000 people, closest "city" is over an hour away at around 9000 people.

pretty much, if two beers put you over the limit you're a little bitch

That's called "not being morbidly obese" outside the US, thank you.

More like /r/childfree

Ughh, I could beat up any puppy 🙄

I wish she had gotten bit.

she's not even cute

This is 'murica - where not-fat means supermodel.

Yea I love my dog more than anything and don't hit him. But if he did that I would certainly slap that McChicken out of his mouth faster than he snatched it.

When you want the dog beaters and the anti-dog beaters to upvote you.