Shad Gregory Moss aka 'Lil' Bow Wow was a fleeting, pubeless-wonder MTV fad back in the early 2000s. He was most famous among 8 year old idiots as the nephew of 420 MAD LAD Cordozar Calvin Broadus "Jr", or 'Snoop Dog' as he's known to the army of criminals he calls fans.

Anyway, no one has cared about MTV for well over a decade, and rightly so, but this hasn't stopped Shaad. No, as much like his flowering crotchal coat, his bidness empire has, with tender grooming, grown and developed over the years.

'Bow Wow' has diversified himself in recent times, with an urgency driven by the ever-spiralling cutthroat world of online marketing, reaching into ever more eclectic markets such as the ever-aggrieved black market, with an appeal to share pimporial custody of the First Lady of the United States, as revenge for some tweets he disagreed with, political advocate and expert that he is. The posited idea was met with near universal applause by hypocrites.

As for business, you could say it was booming. I mean, check this baby out. Here he is today checking in for a flight.

As a critically acclaimed artist (Shaaad has 3.2 million twitter followers) with 3 nominations (one win) at the Nickelodeon kids choice awards for best Male - uugh, it's clear that Shaaaaaad is a true American success story - a living realisation that with hard work, incestuous nepotism and a flagrant disregard for talent or art, you too can be relatively wealthy and internet popular even if you have nothing at all to say.

Except... Call out culture reaches critical mass. Shaaaaaad is found to be a fraudulent little ballrag. He's flying commercial with the serfs!

Where's Jon Ronson when you need him?

The story is ongoing as Shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad is still on the plane and doesn't yet know he's a laughing stock.

Edit: Paging u/Here_Comes_The_King - be real, gta satire got you in the end. Take some responsibility and we can all go back to a balanced universe.