Raddit, Voat for Edgy Lefties is relaunched with even more honeypots, er, I mean features. Several of nowaydaddioh's alts come out to dispute claims that LWSE has anything to do with the site.

60  2017-05-10 by Prince_Kropotkin

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ok

where's the drama

damn, you weren't in that email chain where we decided r/drama was changing to r/agendaposting? what's your email, i'll cc you in

i never get invited to the parties

thanks dear friend, i owe u everything

Haven't you stayed up yo date? I recently sent an email stating that r/drama was changing to r/Kropotkinpost.

Up your ass and fuck your mom

you are just the rudest man

Prince_Kropotkin is a cuck that likes to run to this sub every time r/@ does something he doesn't like. He knows if he posts here he can get a bunch of alt right losers to brigade for him. He is upset that people weren't cool with him trying to steal r/@ and is salty that they made something. That's the drama.

Fuck you Prince_Kropotkin.

So it is

Prince kropotcuck, king of the cucks

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No it's more about how /r/anarchism and raddit are mindnumbingly stupid.

Fortunately anarchists never actually amount to anything. Do it again Daddy Trotsky.

Drink a pot of boiling piss

Prince_Kropotkin is a cuck

you know there are three /r/metanarchism threads set up to ban you as we speak, right? Calling people cucks gets you set up on the naughty list.

Amazing, because I just asked the mods and they say there are exactly zero threads discussing banning me.

I was joking. God you people are all absolutely humorless scolds.

That's some serious ableist language there. You probably shouldn't use that comic.

/s?

It's pretty moderate when it comes to "ableist" language.

I actually don't like to use the "r" word personally. So not really joking. But joking a bit in the context of this being /r/drama and someone is on my case despite breaking all of /r/@'s rules.

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They got me for it too :(

http://i.imgur.com/UC2dGYc.png

/u/kropotkinzombie I was just asking a question DAMN

lmao do they not know who you are yet

They think they know now but really I'm just one of your socks

Fuck off punks.

"accusing her of being pro-rape is a straight up transphobic

Trans people aren't even people

They're two people.

We're gonna need bigger gas chambers

That's a waste of bussy and gick. Lemme have at 'em first.

gick

So it has come to this.

When memeing goes too far

Shouldn't it be "fenis" anyways?

Benis

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explain to me this gick meme

Well, you know how bussy is boy pussy, now connect the dots.

i am still confused, is the gick donated by someone?

wat

that's my reaction

Are you a swan?

u tell me

I mean, you do sound high, and your username is an anagram of TokinLede. Which reminds me of.

Anyways, "gick" is a girl's dick, same as fenis.

what do they mutilate to make the gick? do they just attach a bike pump to their clit and go to town or what

No they buy them on the (((BLACK))) market

Do you think bussy is a trans woman's vagina?

Just LMAO at you if that's the case.

The bussy is a trans woman's boy pussy, her asshole. I have no idea what the proper term for her frontal carved up skin-flaps/non-dick is in this sub.

LMAO at you for being a lil' bitch.

calling it an open wound is fine. because that's what it is, since they have to keep shoving stuff up there to ensure it doesn't heal over.

"My sex junk is so oh oh oh,

Much more than either or or or"

Please you're triggering my PTSD.

That's a girl bussy, you stupid cunt.

Her bussy doesn't change gender. A bussy transcends the gender binary. What do you call the asshole of a FtM? A boy girl bussy? faux-bussy? Backstreet boy gussy?

Educate yourself, twat.

What do you call the asshole of a FtM?

A bussy.

So if I understand your retarded bussy classification correctly;

Asshole of cis-boy - bussy

Asshole of MtF - girl bussy

Asshole of FtM - bussy

Asshole of cis-girl - What, butt pussy?

You can't add a sub-category to the MtF bussy if you don't add one for FtMs, smh.

Asshole of cis-girl

Girl bussy. It's v simple, boys have bussies, girls have girl bussies, you're overcomplicating things and confusing yourself.

Yeah whatever. I feel like I owe to myself to not continue this discussion.

U got bussy baffled, bitch.

U simply don't know ur bussys.

Honey.

Friend. You're only eating vanilla cis-boy bussy, you're stuck with the appetizers lmao. Me, I'm an omnivore. I've been at the bussy buffet binging on my babies bouncing bussys bi-weekly since birth. Bear bussy, bitch bussy, black bussy.. Bye bye.

Oh bitch, you've just proved you don't know me at all.

Yeah, I have no idea. I think maybe that's for the best.

Gussy?

To be fair, rape is the basic mating strategy of the tran. They hunt by deception rather than ferocity.

edgy poast bru

The person who made raddit (emma) is a transwoman. Accusing her of being pro-rape is straight up transphobic slander and this troll should be banned for it.

/u/KropotkinZombie that is not how transphobia works, and honestly that's a rather patronising comment

Jesus Christ, these fuckers are starting to sound like a bad right wing parody of leftism.

thats exactly what extreme left is

Normally I hate the two-party system, but the best thing it does is keep all the crazy radicals away from power.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What's so funny?

I'm just glad we can count on our moderate, bipartisan president.

Well, it turns out that against all expectations he's actually pretty moderate and a cuck

moderately retarded maybe

Only because he can't get fucking anything accomplished

well to be fair, the man doesn't actually have any idea what he's doing, is anyone really surprised?

keep all the crazy radicals away from power.

paul ryan when you kill the poor.jpg

centrists are worse than both put together

starting

lel

starting

lel

/u/rockthechopper this sub strongly promotes anarchofascism.

Sounds about right

I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief.

“Bad news, detective. We got a situation.”

“What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?”

“Worse. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollars’ worth of bitcoins.”

The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm. “What kind of monster would do something like that? Bitcoins are the ultimate currency: virtual, anonymous, stateless. They represent true economic freedom, not subject to arbitrary manipulation by any government. Do we have any leads?”

“Not yet. But mark my words: we’re going to figure out who did this and we’re going to take them down … provided someone pays us a fair market rate to do so.”

“Easy, chief,” I said. “Any rate the market offers is, by definition, fair.”

He laughed. “That’s why you’re the best I got, Lisowski. Now you get out there and find those bitcoins.”

“Don’t worry,” I said. “I’m on it.”

I put a quarter in the siren. Ten minutes later, I was on the scene. It was a normal office building, strangled on all sides by public sidewalks. I hopped over them and went inside.

“Home Depot™ Presents the Police!®” I said, flashing my badge and my gun and a small picture of Ron Paul. “Nobody move unless you want to!” They didn’t.

“Now, which one of you punks is going to pay me to investigate this crime?” No one spoke up.

“Come on,” I said. “Don’t you all understand that the protection of private property is the foundation of all personal liberty?”

It didn’t seem like they did.

“Seriously, guys. Without a strong economic motivator, I’m just going to stand here and not solve this case. Cash is fine, but I prefer being paid in gold bullion or autographed Penn Jillette posters.”

Nothing. These people were stonewalling me. It almost seemed like they didn’t care that a fortune in computer money invented to buy drugs was missing.

I figured I could wait them out. I lit several cigarettes indoors. A pregnant lady coughed, and I told her that secondhand smoke is a myth. Just then, a man in glasses made a break for it.

“Subway™ Eat Fresh and Freeze, Scumbag!®” I yelled.

Too late. He was already out the front door. I went after him.

“Stop right there!” I yelled as I ran. He was faster than me because I always try to avoid stepping on public sidewalks. Our country needs a private-sidewalk voucher system, but, thanks to the incestuous interplay between our corrupt federal government and the public-sidewalk lobby, it will never happen.

I was losing him. “Listen, I’ll pay you to stop!” I yelled. “What would you consider an appropriate price point for stopping? I’ll offer you a thirteenth of an ounce of gold and a gently worn ‘Bob Barr ‘08’ extra-large long-sleeved men’s T-shirt!”

He turned. In his hand was a revolver that the Constitution said he had every right to own. He fired at me and missed. I pulled my own gun, put a quarter in it, and fired back. The bullet lodged in a U.S.P.S. mailbox less than a foot from his head. I shot the mailbox again, on purpose.

“All right, all right!” the man yelled, throwing down his weapon. “I give up, cop! I confess: I took the bitcoins.”

“Why’d you do it?” I asked, as I slapped a pair of Oikos™ Greek Yogurt Presents Handcuffs® on the guy.

“Because I was afraid.”

“Afraid?”

“Afraid of an economic future free from the pernicious meddling of central bankers,” he said. “I’m a central banker.”

I wanted to coldcock the guy. Years ago, a central banker killed my partner. Instead, I shook my head.

“Let this be a message to all your central-banker friends out on the street,” I said. “No matter how many bitcoins you steal, you’ll never take away the dream of an open society based on the principles of personal and economic freedom.”

He nodded, because he knew I was right. Then he swiped his credit card to pay me for arresting him.

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I stopped reading here

:/ but it is well seasoned pasta

i read it all and laughed. don't care

wow pretty rude tbh fam

You're missing out buddy

I'm an ancap and this is fucking hilarious xD

There's only two legimate reasons someone would be an ancap. Either they're 14 and just read 'Atlas Shrugged' or they're a pedophile.

That's a lie, some of us just really really like the idea of Recreational Nukes™.

You forgot recreational military ordinance

I want to be able to fire a rocket salvo at my neighbor from my privately owned Apache helicopter once the weeds from his unkempt yard invade my property.

Nothing is stopping you from doing that in today's society.

Machiavelli said if you hurt an enemy completely destroy them because they will seek revenge

(very) GOOD

Raddit.me is run by a team that consists of transwomen, women, persons of color, and literally no cishet white dudes. They're not in any way, shape or form pro-oppression.

That sounds awesome.

Shit, did they beat us to the mayocide?

They haven't left their basements yet.

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The lunatics are now running the asylum.

Because as we all know, whiteys have done nothing for communism.jpg)

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Haven't you heard? They were all COINTELPRO agents.

I mean there's a pretty strong argument that three of those people did more to hurt Communism than anyone else.

a safe, secure space for leftists that no-platforms fascism.

a literal safe space

Sounds like a drama gold mine.

This is amazing, I'd watch out for more infighting over who's more oppressed.

That sounds like somebody should make a mashup site who randomly detours posts between Voat and Raddit.

They use every slur in the book and harass marginalised people, so whatever their politics, they're scum.

/u/KropotkinZombie you know hardly anyone on reddit would be considered a marginalized person, but you can keep telling yourselves how special you are and we will keep feeding off your juicy drama

In what variant of english spelling would you use both 'color' and 'marginalised'?

will they have, like voat, boards for "actually it's called hebephilia" types?

/r/anarchism has become a complete shitshow. These idiots will argue about anything.

Its like anarchy there almost

Its pretty similar to Anarchism IRL, look at the spanish civil war, the only thing they hate more than liberals is other anarchists.

hosted on digitalocean. lol.

dont worry they picked the amsterdam datacentre so its totally safe guys.

Friendly reminder that this "drama" is so boring and that both prince and his enemies all need to man up and kill themselves.

/u/Decalance we are reactionaries you slut.

kill yourself scum

no u

But, like, in a flippant manner, right?

No bullying please comrade, that's ableist and racist because you're white.

Bismark did nothing wrong

Politics aside, who the hell in the year of our lord 2017, launches a social media platform without a serviceable mobile option. Get your shit together lefty programmers.

A bunch of people doing something for free in their spare time. Shit Reddit still doesn't have a great mobile app and its years old.

Yeah, but they're working on it!

All they need to do is banish CSS and they promise it'll be better!

I don't even get how that justification works. Like they don't need to support css on mobile, it isn't hard! Reddit your programmers suck, hire me if you need help.

HONEYPOT

in the year of our lord 2017

Praise Kek

/u/libertarian2206

Better Dead than red commie scum. You belong in a gulag. Calling us an anti leftist sub bitch we find the Trump cunts just as guilty of being faggots.

/u/rockthechopper

Wrong. We are a subreddit of peace

/u/Decalance

We are chaotic neutrals, not Reactionaries. Although Bismark was right

/u/KropotkinZombie

We don't slur anyone you faggoted commie mayo scum

At the end of the day, you are all fat disgusting commies

IIRC username pings only work if you have three or less names in one comment.

What? Fucking Reddit man alright I'll edit it

kys apo scum you're worse than the nazis

How dare you, my grandfather shot nazis. Then again my other great grandfather shot Americans...

Worse than the nazis hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahHaha.

:O

thats not even a real laugh is it

my grandfather

you're not your grandfather are you

Friendly reminder that this "drama" is so boring and that both prince and his enemies all need to man up and kill themselves rather than wasting their meaningless existence fighting on this stupid website. - /u/TheEquimanthorn

Aren't you glad they waste their time and energy sperging out online rather than bothering the decent people with families and jobs who actually keep the nation fed and clothes while the degenerates frolic and play?

/u/KropotkinZombie

We don't slur anyone you faggoted commie mayo scum

I think u/brocialistslaughter is my new fav troll account!

still has moderators and administrators

Smh

u/kropotkinzombie

u/brocialistslaughter

u/blackflagged

When you were posting on LWSE telling people about how you're going to gruesomely murder them, did you ever stop to think "Maybe this is bad for my reputation. Maybe these people wont forget this so easily. Maybe this will all come back to haunt me in some way."

Did that thought give you even a moments pause?

The only funny LWSE thread is the one where you have the top comment tbh

You should kick that meth habbit, fam. It's turning you into a real asshole.

It keeps the weight off

The saddest thing about all this is that you're a goth.

Says you with that Oscar Wilde ass haircut

they're reactionaries -/u/Decalance

You think this is an insult? Lol

How could you possibly know who runs raddit?

Says a Nowaydaddioh alt as several other of his alts cover the thread promoting the site. Well, let's just say I'm getting some strong hints.