Ask me about growing up with a girl who thinks she's married to anime guys

28  2017-05-10 by snallygaster

41 comments

No wonder you have an army of pretentious neckbeard losers following you around

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How do you find this stuff?

Like Sherlock Holmes, but instead of bad guys being caught it is autism

I was looking for stuff about Aristasians, which is like an ultra-feminist lesbian otherkin alium BDSM subculture, and found this instead because it mentioned Aristasians on like page 86. Goes to show how small the Aristasian presence is though.

This comments just raises more questions

This goes deeper than I've ever seen. Please post links to any good finds.

Will do. I've posted Aristasian stuff once, but they're not a very dramatic community.

There's so much old-school shit in the SA archives and the SAclopedia. I've seen things...

Then again a lot of that shit happened like 15 years ago.

Are we gonna be mining SA for drama? What about that stupid party cat and the powerbook scam. That shit seems so take by today's standards.

p-p-p-powerbook!

SA is a goldmine, but it's impossible to mine effectively without an account. Shit sux.

SA was a mistake

There's a lot of quality content on SA to go though from more recently than that if you're willing to stomach the outrage-prone proto-SRD posting. I recall one of the central focuses of the old TV Tropes threads being a neo-monarchist white supremacist or something who turned out to have a cannibalism fetish.

fiestacat haha id forgotten about that.

when you say "take" I assume you mean fake; fiestacat's status as a forced meme was part of the joke at the time.

check that out a semicolon im a fucking god

Meant to say tame. My phone doesn't like tame it seems.

We've gone full circle, we're reminiscing about cat pics from a dozen years ago.

Holy shit, I forgot about fiestacat! EDF blatantly stole it and made it into a forced meme there too.

I would like to read more of these. Keep up with this. Love you.

I will keep on keeping on. 😀

Hey.

Stop trying to groom snally

That pedo got to the frontpage. Maybe I can do! Oh, a boy(?) can dream!

post bussy

You do it.

I ain't trying to groom Snally, why would I?

Post that bussy. Make your dreams come true.

What if my dreams are REAL gay?

Have a nice day.

You too!

me too thanks

I once worked with a dude who went to a couples retreat with another dude that we worked with. Dude #1 was normal if kinda plain, Dude #2 was a weirdo through and through.

Anyway, Dude #1 gathered us around the proverbial water cooler one day to tell us about how Dude #2 and his wife told the group that he would paint his fat little wife's eyelids like she had big anime eyes and pound her out.

Gah-ross.

Christ snally it's amazing how you're able to keep finding this stuff.

we may have won world war ii, but japan has had their revenge

snally, you are my hero. You truly find the weirdest shit. <3

I try

I've never seen autism levels this intense outside of 4chan and Reddit. Kudos Snally!

i had this exact friend in middle school this is fucked up. she claimed she was a member of the winx club and she and i were fairies from another dimension and our favorite anime characters would be our husbands. she also made me watch while she cybered with strangers on imvu. shit was fucked. why is this a consistent type of teen girl that seems to exist all over the place?

Holy shit, you should do a write-up because that sounds like a great story.

why is this a consistent type of teen girl that seems to exist all over the place?

I think girls with problems they want to escape and fantasy-prone imaginations are susceptible to this kind of thing now that they have the internet to validate them and give them ideas.

Also known as "Eigth Grade Syndrome." See also: http://www.okwave.com/en/culturezine/psychological_analyses/198/198/en

i would love to but i can't remember much of the details outside of us building "fairy houses" at the bases of trees and talking about the magical elemental gemstones to use in our parallel world. and the whole "made me watch while she cybered with boys on imvu" and stuff. i remember she had some food fetish and told me in explicit detail about being fucked with a chicken wing or something over the internet. there was another girl at summer camp who wasnt dissimilar only this was 9th grade instead of 6th-7th grade and she believed herself to be a werewolf vampire elf who was married to a character i made up and made me draw her fanart of her fursona and my character looking at her boobs a lot. tweenaged me was a hell-person magnet i guess

The horror and cringe is powerful in this

wait are the archives open to the public now? i had an archives account but i got banned. i ended up paying for my regular account again but didn't bother with archives/avatar

I don't think so. For some reason some threads seem to be open to the public years after they should have been archived.

being married to Heero Yuy from Gundam Wing

UGH, what a terrible choice. He tried to an hero three times in the first episode alone, and failed every time.

And he isn't even a Newtype! At least get hooked up a true hero like Char Aznable or something.

But if you don't have a husbando with a mysterious past or depression then how can you save them and melt their icy core??

I was wondering what happened to Ali Rappstar

195 pages

Ugh. I want to. I really do.