So anyone under 600 pounds is not a real woman? Dude you're like at the other extreme now. Like kudos for sticking up for my bbbbws, but take it easy. A day at a time. The body positivity movement isn't going anywhere so you've got plenty of time.
not going there, not going there, not going there, not going there, not going there, not going there, not going there, not going there, not going there, not going there, not going there, not going there
Oh, yes, the doctors that say smoking is not addictive and that trying to lose weight is stoopid and dum because fat people are shit at diets because they eat their feelings.
You literally link doctors that say that EXACTLY in terms of shit like diets are bad because 1000% of diets fail and more ridiculous shit like smoking isn't addictive.
For one, smoking is a behaviour – living with obesity is not!
When you inhale the smoke of a cigarette you are doing something (a behaviour) – when you gain (or lose) weight, it is something your body does (whether you want it to or not).
This distinction is fundamental: when I stop smoking, I become a non-smoker – end of story!
When I try to lose weight, my body will do everything it possibly can to resist losing weight. My appetite will increase, my metabolic rate will slow down, my body temperature will decrease, my thyroid function will decrease, my sense of taste and smell will increase, as will my risk-taking behaviour and my susceptibilty to stress. All of these changes (often referred to as the “starvation response”) will work day-and-night to “sabotage” my efforts and in 95% of people who set out to lose weight, these mechanism will eventually win out – even years after starting on their diet.
Every person I know who has ever lost a considerable amount of weight and is keeping it off, describes this as a daily on-going struggle. They are well aware that even the slightest interruption to their routine, an illness, an injury, a new medication, even just relationship issues or financial stressors and – boom – their weight is back, whether they like it or not.
AGAIN, you continue to lie almost as much as you overeat.
You keep harping on that ONE article like it's your fattie-humpin' bible.
the doctors that say smoking is not addictive
Don't see that there anywhere. (Hint: Behaviors can become addictive. They don't have to be opposites.)
that trying to lose weight is stoopid and dum
Nope. Not there either, especially since Dr Sharma is SO pro-weight loss that he is a big proponent of weight loss surgery. Do you know what that is for? Hint: It's not for making people fat. I included for you a link to the definition of that big, grown-up word.)
fat people are shit at diets because they eat their feelings
All he says is that losing weight and keeping it off is hard work. Ask anyone on, say, FatLogic and they'll tell you that losing weight takes hard work.
diets are bad because 1000% of diets fail
Doesn't say that either.
ridiculous shit like smoking isn't addictive
It still does't say that.
You're either blinded by your desire to fuck all the fatties or you're a bigger returd than everyone thought.
People wreck their intestines and stomach because they can't keep their mouth shut to lose their pounds. I've seen people stretch out their sectioned off stomach and gained weight even after destroying their body with surgery due to the unabashed gluttony they have.
Wow, I can't believe how worked up you are over this. You poor, poor thing. You're just frothing at the mouth at how fat people don't do what you want.
Life is hard, isn't it? It's ok. We'll love you anyway.
No you are right, totally normal to have to force your body to skip entire sections of the GI tract that evolved over time so that it forces the body to not absorb calories and to force the stomach to be smaller because gluttons literally can't stop themselves from shoving their pie hole full of food.
Except I'm not angry and actually just describing how people destroy their bodies. It is weird how you keep saying U MAD?! as though that changes reality.
Thank you! Plus I'm loving the dynamic between Mike and Jimmy. We know how it ends up but it's interesting to see them develop their weird but trusting relationship.
You may not care about metabolism, but that is a determining partial factor in obesity. Your opinion does not trump facts. The obesity epidemic is entangled in many larger problems facing us today (such as poor quality of mental health resources, disabilities, income inequality, inaccessibility to healthy foods, racial and ethnic factors, geographical location, cultural factors, Gender roles) and denying these factors is simply not looking at the big picture. Your opinion may be your own, but it is based on quarter truths (and that's giving you a lot of credit). But the reason why people are fat is not really the focus of the body positivity movement, and that's what you're missing.
Here's the thing - No one is promoting obesity here. I am not encouraging people to get fat and do heroin. That is an idiotic assessment (yes, problematic but it's the best word to describe your small minded view). What the body positivity movement is promoting, however, is self-love and compassion. Inclusivity of all body types, not just the ones you deem worthy of respect. It's not saying "LETS ALL GO OUT AND GET FAT NOW". It's saying "Stop giving fat people a hard time and let them live, because if you believe in freedom of speech, if you believe in freedom in any way, you will not discriminate against a person because they have more adipose tissue than you, or have a different lifestyle in general." It is illogical and immoral, a waste of time, and counterproductive. Rather than "helping" fat people, you are shaming them into hating their own bodies. When people hate their own bodies, they don't take care of them. So since you are so determined to continue the stigma against fat people, you are helping them stay fat, forever. So you're pretty pointless. And that's where the body positivity movement comes in. It's not to change your mind. We care fuck all what you think. This is for us. This is to allow us to live freely and happily while being fat. Because it makes no fucking sense to be miserable, waiting for the day you're finally skinny. It will never happen. You will fall into a depression or develop some kind of eating disorder. Instead, it builds a network of support so that we can actively ignore yall and continue kicking ass. What, am I supposed to stop my fucking life because I'm fat? That's really idiotic and we're not doing that anymore.
Furthermore, the whole argument about fat people costing tax payers more money is a huge fucking fallacy (and this is another way the obesity epidemic and body image issue is caused by bigger issues that are outside of the power of the individual). Using the US as an example, if we had universal health care, and preventative check ups were covered, and mental health services were covered, you'd see such a decline in obesity. There have been numerous studies done that reflect high obesity rates in low income neighborhoods, particularly those with black and latinx populations. This isn't a coincidence. As I said, everything is relative. It's like a fucking jigsaw puzzle. You have one piece, I have all of them.
Furthermore, if there was more of an investment in food justice, education, and programs meant to keep people out of poverty, the obesity rate would certainly decrease (yes, there are programs that are steadily being created, but many are ineffective in the current system we live in, as many of these programs are subsidized for profit businesses, it's a fucking silk screen of a charity). Obesity will only continue to increase if we don't change the things causing it. I was fat all my life and I didn't lose weight until I tuned everyone out and said shit, I'm gonna love the ever loving shit out of my body. And you know what? I lost weight. It wasn't even that hard. Anyone who comments on my body, whether good or bad, can fuck off.
I love my body, I care for my body, I listen to it, and therefore I am healthy as a natural side effect. I weigh myself quarterly for fucks sake.
Ya'll are just way too stuck in an old mindset that you can't see outside your own upbringing. And facts. You only accept the ones you like.
Also, yes being obese can be unhealthy (although not always, are you a fucking doctor?) Even at my heaviest, I was still healthy. Good blood pressure. Good cholesterol. Blood sugar normal. I was just fat, but healthy. Fat healthy people exist.
Just like thin unhealthy people exist.
So yeah.
inb4 it's not a copy pasta, it's pesto :)
So much pasta here I became obese just reading it.
thou may not care about metabolism, but that is a determining partial factor in obesity. y'r opinion does not trump facts. The obesity epidemic is entangled in many larger problems facing us today (such as skint quality of mental health resources, disabilities, income inequality, inaccessibility to healthy foods, racial and ethnic factors, geographical location, cultural factors, Gender roles) and denying these factors is simply not looking at the big picture. y'r opinion may be y'r own, but it is based on quarter truths (and that's giving thou a lot of credit). But the reason y people r bloater is not really the focus of the body positivity movement, and that's what thou 're missing.
Here's the thingamajig - No one is promoting obesity here. I m not encouraging people to get bloater and dae heroin. That is an barmy assessment (yes, problematic but it's the dogs bollocks dickey bird to describe y'r wee minded view). What the body positivity movement is promoting, however, is self-love and compassion. Inclusivity of all body types, not just the ones thou deem worthy of respect. It's not saying "LETS ALL GO OUT AND GET bloater NOW". It's saying "Stop giving bloater people a hard time and let em live, because if thou believe in freedom of speech, if thou believe in freedom in any way, thou will not discriminate against a person because they hae more adipose tissue than thou, or hae a different lifestyle in general." It is illogical and immoral, a waste of time, and counterproductive. Rather than "helping" bloater people, thou r shaming em into hating their own bodies. When people hate their own bodies, they don't take care of em. So since thou r so determined to continue the stigma against bloater people, thou r helping em stay bloater, forever. So thou 're pretty pointless. And that's where the body positivity movement comes in. It's not to change y'r mind. We care romp all what thou think. This is 4 us. This is to allow us to live freely and happily whilst being bloater. Because it makes no blooming sense to be miserable, waiting 4 the day thou 're finally skinny. It will never happen. thou will fall into a depression or develop some kind of eating disorder. Instead, it builds a network of support so that we can actively ignore yall and continue kicking jacksie. What, am I supposed to stop my blooming life because I'm bloater? That's really barmy and we're not doing that anymore. Furthermore, the whole row about bloater people costing tax payers more lolly is a huge blooming fallacy (and this is another way the obesity epidemic and body image issue is caused by bigger issues that r outwith of the power of the individual). Using the US as an example, if we had universal health care, and preventative cheque ups were covered, and mental health services were covered, thou 'd c such a decline in obesity. There hae been numerous studies done that reflect high obesity rates in low income neighborhoods, particularly those with black and latinx populations. This isn't a coincidence. As I said, everything is relative. It's fancy a blooming jigsaw puzzle. thou hae one piece, I hae all of em.
Furthermore, if there was more of an investment in food justice, education, and programs meant to keep people out of poverty, the obesity rate would certainly decrease (yes, there r programs that r steadily being created, but many r ineffective in the current system we live in, as many of these programs r subsidized 4 profit businesses, it's a blooming silk screen of a charity). Obesity will only continue to increase if we don't change the things causing it. I was bloater all my life and I dinnae lose weight until I tuned everyone out and said shite, I'm gonna love the ever loving shite out of my body. And thou know what? I lost weight. It wasn't even that hard. Anyone who comments on my body, whether mint or bad, can romp orf. I love my body, I care 4 my body, I listen to it, and therefore I m healthy as a natural side effect. I weigh myself quarterly 4 fucks sake.
Ya'll r just way 2 stuck in an ol' mindset that thou can't c outwith y'r own upbringing. And facts. thou only accept the ones thou fancy.
Also, yes being obese can be unhealthy (although not always, are thou a blooming doctor?) Even at my heaviest, I was still healthy. mint blood pressure. mint cholesterol. Blood sugar normal. I was just bloater, but healthy. bloater healthy people exist.
What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.
We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a little digital token saying we did.
We'll punish our selfs doing things others would consider torture, because we think it's fun.
We'll spend most if not all of our free time min maxing the stats of a fictional character all to draw out a single extra point of damage per second.
Many of us have made careers out of doing just these things: slogging through the grind, all day, the same quests over and over, hundreds of times to the point where we know evety little detail such that some have attained such gamer nirvana that they can literally play these games blindfolded.
Do these people have any idea how many controllers have been smashed, systems over heated, disks and carts destroyed 8n frustration? All to latter be referred to as bragging rights?
These people honestly think this is a battle they can win? They take our media? We're already building a new one without them. They take our devs? Gamers aren't shy about throwing their money else where, or even making the games our selves. They think calling us racist, mysoginistic, rape apologists is going to change us? We've been called worse things by prepubescent 10 year olds with a shitty head set. They picked a fight against a group that's already grown desensitized to their strategies and methods. Who enjoy the battle of attrition they've threatened us with. Who take it as a challange when they tell us we no longer matter. Our obsession with proving we can after being told we can't is so deeply ingrained from years of dealing with big brothers/sisters and friends laughing at how pathetic we used to be that proving you people wrong has become a very real need; a honed reflex.
Gamers are competative, hard core, by nature. We love a challange. The worst thing you did in all of this was to challange us. You're not special, you're not original, you're not the first; this is just another boss fight.
I will say this, gamers are low on the totem pole for me personally because I know y'all are sweaty, Mountain Dew soaked neckbeards with bad personal hygiene so I can freely type this out between bathroom breaks at work while I drop the kids off at the pool. Keep flexing though. You seem real tough.
Well, I certainly applaud anyone wanting to eat 100 treadmills, but take it from this old treadmills rat, I've spent my entire adult life eating treadmills, and a program like this one can do more harm than good.
If you only eat treadmills with one part of your body (and that's all a single exercise machine type like a treadmill is going to do for you), you're setting yourself up for injuries down the road. I've seen it a hundred times.
Eating treadmills basically only trains the gastric acids and to some extent, the jaw. What you really want to do is train all of your secretions, all the major fluids (testosterone, bile, and stomach acid) at the same time, over the course of eating an entire gym. So, you will need to add a step-machine and a stationary bike. Ask for the "Go Metal" program.
I'm proud of you guys wanting to do this. Big Treadmills! Falling in love with eating treadmills, etc., is one of the greatest things you can do for yourself. And you WILL fall in love with it if you can just force yourself to stick with it a year or two and experience the amazing progress you'll make.
But do it right, okay?
My advice, find any gym near you, with qualified dentists who will design your metal teeth for you (especially in the beginning, until you get the hang of it yourself) and guide you in your quest for eating metal. Three to 5 treadmills a day, three days a week, is all you'll ever need to do (I refuse to believe anyone is so busy that he or she cannot make time for that, especially considering how important it is).
And don't worry about being embarrassed or not having chipped teeth the first time you walk into the gym. You have to start somewhere and almost every one of us were there ourselves at one time. So no one will say anything to you and very, very quickly you will progress way beyond that stage anyway.
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n/a SnapshillBot 2017-05-11
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n/a Stuntman119 2017-05-11
Hey /u/PizzaBeersTelly, /u/CirqueDuFuder is talking shit
n/a odintal 2017-05-11
That's awfully ambitious.
n/a PizzaBeersTelly 2017-05-11
Can you give me a little more to work with?
n/a Cloacalla_Festival 2017-05-11
Will 300 pounds do?
n/a PizzaBeersTelly 2017-05-11
Depends on what it is
n/a CirqueDuFuder 2017-05-11
Half of a real woman.
n/a PizzaBeersTelly 2017-05-11
So a real woman is 600 pounds?? Idgi
n/a CirqueDuFuder 2017-05-11
That is how math works, yes.
n/a PizzaBeersTelly 2017-05-11
So anyone under 600 pounds is not a real woman? Dude you're like at the other extreme now. Like kudos for sticking up for my bbbbws, but take it easy. A day at a time. The body positivity movement isn't going anywhere so you've got plenty of time.
n/a CirqueDuFuder 2017-05-11
Skinny bitches are just bones for the dogs. Real men like real women with gelatinous curves.
n/a PizzaBeersTelly 2017-05-11
So does that mean real men are also 600 pounds? And what kind of curves do they have?
n/a CirqueDuFuder 2017-05-11
No they are just big boned, born with hundreds of pounds in bones apparently.
n/a PizzaBeersTelly 2017-05-11
Or maybe just one big heavy bone.
n/a CirqueDuFuder 2017-05-11
Fat dudes actually look smaller more than anything. Everything gets swallowed up by the fat bulging out of them.
n/a PizzaBeersTelly 2017-05-11
They call it swole. I can dig it.
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n/a Stuntman119 2017-05-11
Ooo I feel important
n/a shitlordcaligula_2 2017-05-11
/u/mizmoose as our token Person Of Size what's your input on this?
n/a bunch_of_sticks 2017-05-11
-sigh-
not going there, not going there, not going there, not going there, not going there, not going there, not going there, not going there, not going there, not going there, not going there, not going there
n/a mizmoose 2017-05-11
Is your name /u/mizmoose?
I DON'T THINK SO
n/a mizmoose 2017-05-11
JESUS CHRIST AT A CLAMBAKE
Is Cirque
gettinggoing off about fat women AGAIN???Can we say FETISH, boys and girls?
n/a shitlordcaligula_2 2017-05-11
You gotta tag him...
n/a mizmoose 2017-05-11
Why the ever loving fuck-me-jeebus-with-a-chainsaw would I want to do that.
I MIGHT GET ASSHOLE COOTIES ON ME.
n/a toynbeeidea16 2017-05-11
Oh SNAP! You just got fucking TOLD, /u/CirqueDuFuder!
n/a Cloacalla_Festival 2017-05-11
Do fat people literally have bigger assholes than human-shaped people do?
n/a mizmoose 2017-05-11
I don't know. I mean, yours is big enough to fit your own head.
n/a Cloacalla_Festival 2017-05-11
Like, do you grow a bigger poop-chute to handle excreting all the extra food you eat? How is fatty formed?
n/a CirqueDuFuder 2017-05-11
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLp0i8AixEw
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n/a Cloacalla_Festival 2017-05-11
I clicked anyway.
n/a mizmoose 2017-05-11
How often do you have to pull your head out of your rectum to keep it from stretching out permanently?
When the doctors examine your colon, do they just walk right in?
n/a Cloacalla_Festival 2017-05-11
/u/ThisIsWhyIslamWon
n/a mizmoose 2017-05-11
Are you saying that Islam is the reason your head is stretching out your butthole?
n/a Cloacalla_Festival 2017-05-11
Are you saying that your obese butthole is so large that it WOULDN'T be stretched out by a human head?
n/a mizmoose 2017-05-11
I dunno. Why don't you climb in here and find out, big boy!
n/a Cloacalla_Festival 2017-05-11
Because I hate fat people. That's why I don't climb into your disgusting obese crevices.
n/a mizmoose 2017-05-11
It's ok, sweetie.
I still love you. Come closer and give Uncle Mizmoose a biiiig smooch.
n/a Cloacalla_Festival 2017-05-11
Negative.
n/a PizzaBeersTelly 2017-05-11
Part binging episodes, part anal sex. Next question.
n/a CirqueDuFuder 2017-05-11
My fetish is making fun of people that lie about science.
n/a mizmoose 2017-05-11
Yeah. I mean, you have that Ph.D. in Bullshitology, with a Master's in Fuckt-If-I-Know.
n/a CirqueDuFuder 2017-05-11
I mean, you can say that, but nothing I'm saying is wrong.
n/a mizmoose 2017-05-11
Says who? Says the people with actual Ph.D. and M.D.s who study obesity?
Vs. The 'I Believe What I Read On The Internets' Bunch?
Seriously, though. It's time to admit you are hot for fatties.
ADMIT IT ALREADY
n/a CirqueDuFuder 2017-05-11
Oh, yes, the doctors that say smoking is not addictive and that trying to lose weight is stoopid and dum because fat people are shit at diets because they eat their feelings.
n/a mizmoose 2017-05-11
Nobody says any of that.
You're just masking the fact that you want to fuck all the fatties.
You know you're jonesing for them.
n/a CirqueDuFuder 2017-05-11
You literally link doctors that say that EXACTLY in terms of shit like diets are bad because 1000% of diets fail and more ridiculous shit like smoking isn't addictive.
n/a mizmoose 2017-05-11
Nobody says anything like that, but you.
[Van Halen]
He's hot for fatties!
He's got it bad! SO BAD!
He's hot for fatties!
[/Van Halen]
n/a CirqueDuFuder 2017-05-11
http://www.drsharma.ca/obesity-is-not-smoking-period
AGAIN, you continue to lie almost as much as you overeat.
n/a mizmoose 2017-05-11
You keep harping on that ONE article like it's your fattie-humpin' bible.
Don't see that there anywhere. (Hint: Behaviors can become addictive. They don't have to be opposites.)
Nope. Not there either, especially since Dr Sharma is SO pro-weight loss that he is a big proponent of weight loss surgery. Do you know what that is for? Hint: It's not for making people fat. I included for you a link to the definition of that big, grown-up word.)
All he says is that losing weight and keeping it off is hard work. Ask anyone on, say, FatLogic and they'll tell you that losing weight takes hard work.
Doesn't say that either.
It still does't say that.
You're either blinded by your desire to fuck all the fatties or you're a bigger returd than everyone thought.
Or both!
n/a CirqueDuFuder 2017-05-11
ALL DONE!
LIFELONG ADDICTIVE STRUGGLE!
n/a mizmoose 2017-05-11
WLS is cosmetic surgery?
It's cutting up your gastro-intestinal system, you returd, NOT YOUR SKIN.
n/a CirqueDuFuder 2017-05-11
People wreck their intestines and stomach because they can't keep their mouth shut to lose their pounds. I've seen people stretch out their sectioned off stomach and gained weight even after destroying their body with surgery due to the unabashed gluttony they have.
n/a mizmoose 2017-05-11
Wow, I can't believe how worked up you are over this. You poor, poor thing. You're just frothing at the mouth at how fat people don't do what you want.
Life is hard, isn't it? It's ok. We'll love you anyway.
n/a CirqueDuFuder 2017-05-11
I am not angry because it isn't my life that ends up ruined. I don't have to rearrange my insides because I refuse to stop eating so I am fine.
n/a mizmoose 2017-05-11
"ruined"
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA You are so obsessed. YOU KNOW YOU WANNA HUMP THE FATS.
n/a CirqueDuFuder 2017-05-11
No you are right, totally normal to have to force your body to skip entire sections of the GI tract that evolved over time so that it forces the body to not absorb calories and to force the stomach to be smaller because gluttons literally can't stop themselves from shoving their pie hole full of food.
n/a mizmoose 2017-05-11
Keep going. You are so worked up about this. I've never seen such a tantrum since the last time I had to watch my sister's toddler.
n/a CirqueDuFuder 2017-05-11
Except I'm not angry and actually just describing how people destroy their bodies. It is weird how you keep saying U MAD?! as though that changes reality.
n/a mizmoose 2017-05-11
It doesn't matter what I say. You'll just keep ranting.
Here comes Peter Cottontail
Hoppin' down the bunny trail
Hippity Hoppity -- BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!
Hasenpfeffer for dinner!
n/a CirqueDuFuder 2017-05-11
I found a pic of you being distracted to run off elsewhere.
https://thechicsite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Dessert-Party-Game-TheChic1.jpg
n/a mizmoose 2017-05-11
Please release me, let me go.
For I don't love you anymore.
To live a lie would be a sin.
Release me and let me love again.
n/a ProfessedBug 2017-05-11
Speechless that shit like WLS surgery exists. Found this video.
n/a PizzaBeersTelly 2017-05-11
That's literally what the fuck I said
n/a ProfessedBug 2017-05-11
Just say Women Studies.
n/a mizmoose 2017-05-11
OMG I LOVE YOU.
n/a ProfessedBug 2017-05-11
Thanks.
BTW, it's great to see a brave, strong, independent womxn standing up to all these r/Drama losers. Must be sooo hard fighting for womxn's rights!!
n/a mizmoose 2017-05-11
What the fuck is a womxn? It looks like something that fell offa the stock exchange.
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-05-11
It's actually supposed to be womyn because saying woman assumes that man is the default and ladies are the "wo".
n/a mizmoose 2017-05-11
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAA VAGINAS!
n/a PizzaBeersTelly 2017-05-11
If you love vaginas so much, why don't you marry them?
n/a ProfessedBug 2017-05-11
Agreed. It's dumb feminist-speak. It's up there with 'mansplaining', 'wage gap' and 'health at every size'.
n/a mizmoose 2017-05-11
LOL.
n/a ProfessedBug 2017-05-11
IKR!!
n/a PizzaBeersTelly 2017-05-11
I KNOW RIGHT?!
n/a PizzaBeersTelly 2017-05-11
Don't forget microagressions!
n/a PizzaBeersTelly 2017-05-11
It's the word "woman" with an x in it, replacing the a.
n/a PizzaBeersTelly 2017-05-11
Ikr you're welcome. I'm here all week folks.
n/a PizzaBeersTelly 2017-05-11
There it is.
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n/a nomad1c 2017-05-11
fats gonna fat
n/a PizzaBeersTelly 2017-05-11
You know it
n/a JumbledFun 2017-05-11
/u/silvertongue are fatties an affront to the jew god?
n/a thelordchaosoflight2 2017-05-11
Are you gonna take that /u/PizzaBeersTelly? You should reply with your opinion.
n/a PizzaBeersTelly 2017-05-11
IMO Better Call Saul has the potential to be a better show than Breaking Bad.
n/a CirqueDuFuder 2017-05-11
Do you actually have any correct opinions about anything?
n/a PizzaBeersTelly 2017-05-11
Hah so because you don't agree with me, my opinions are incorrect? 😂😂😂😂
n/a CirqueDuFuder 2017-05-11
What part is hard to figure out?
n/a PizzaBeersTelly 2017-05-11
The part where you don't see your own hypocrisy.
n/a Bonzalez 2017-05-11
Seriously what the fuck wrong with you?
n/a PizzaBeersTelly 2017-05-11
I don't think you have enough time.
n/a Bonzalez 2017-05-11
It was rhetorical. I could really care less why you have such disgusting taste in media.
n/a PizzaBeersTelly 2017-05-11
Nothing here is rhetorical. Read the room.
n/a Bonzalez 2017-05-11
In that case, answer the question. I ain't dead yet. I got time.
n/a delethotheads 2017-05-11
he's right about this tho? it's been a slow burn but odenkirk is such a good actor im expecting some pure kino when he goes full saul
n/a PizzaBeersTelly 2017-05-11
Thank you! Plus I'm loving the dynamic between Mike and Jimmy. We know how it ends up but it's interesting to see them develop their weird but trusting relationship.
n/a cleverseneca 2017-05-11
I for one, support the new Alcohol healthy at any level movement.
n/a Clark_Savage_Jr 2017-05-11
Come up with a catchy acronym and I'm on board.
n/a cleverseneca 2017-05-11
I would but I'm too drunk right now.
n/a pdizzz 2017-05-11
So much pasta here I became obese just reading it.
n/a thelordchaosoflight2 2017-05-11
thou may not care about metabolism, but that is a determining partial factor in obesity. y'r opinion does not trump facts. The obesity epidemic is entangled in many larger problems facing us today (such as skint quality of mental health resources, disabilities, income inequality, inaccessibility to healthy foods, racial and ethnic factors, geographical location, cultural factors, Gender roles) and denying these factors is simply not looking at the big picture. y'r opinion may be y'r own, but it is based on quarter truths (and that's giving thou a lot of credit). But the reason y people r bloater is not really the focus of the body positivity movement, and that's what thou 're missing.
Here's the thingamajig - No one is promoting obesity here. I m not encouraging people to get bloater and dae heroin. That is an barmy assessment (yes, problematic but it's the dogs bollocks dickey bird to describe y'r wee minded view). What the body positivity movement is promoting, however, is self-love and compassion. Inclusivity of all body types, not just the ones thou deem worthy of respect. It's not saying "LETS ALL GO OUT AND GET bloater NOW". It's saying "Stop giving bloater people a hard time and let em live, because if thou believe in freedom of speech, if thou believe in freedom in any way, thou will not discriminate against a person because they hae more adipose tissue than thou, or hae a different lifestyle in general." It is illogical and immoral, a waste of time, and counterproductive. Rather than "helping" bloater people, thou r shaming em into hating their own bodies. When people hate their own bodies, they don't take care of em. So since thou r so determined to continue the stigma against bloater people, thou r helping em stay bloater, forever. So thou 're pretty pointless. And that's where the body positivity movement comes in. It's not to change y'r mind. We care romp all what thou think. This is 4 us. This is to allow us to live freely and happily whilst being bloater. Because it makes no blooming sense to be miserable, waiting 4 the day thou 're finally skinny. It will never happen. thou will fall into a depression or develop some kind of eating disorder. Instead, it builds a network of support so that we can actively ignore yall and continue kicking jacksie. What, am I supposed to stop my blooming life because I'm bloater? That's really barmy and we're not doing that anymore. Furthermore, the whole row about bloater people costing tax payers more lolly is a huge blooming fallacy (and this is another way the obesity epidemic and body image issue is caused by bigger issues that r outwith of the power of the individual). Using the US as an example, if we had universal health care, and preventative cheque ups were covered, and mental health services were covered, thou 'd c such a decline in obesity. There hae been numerous studies done that reflect high obesity rates in low income neighborhoods, particularly those with black and latinx populations. This isn't a coincidence. As I said, everything is relative. It's fancy a blooming jigsaw puzzle. thou hae one piece, I hae all of em.
Furthermore, if there was more of an investment in food justice, education, and programs meant to keep people out of poverty, the obesity rate would certainly decrease (yes, there r programs that r steadily being created, but many r ineffective in the current system we live in, as many of these programs r subsidized 4 profit businesses, it's a blooming silk screen of a charity). Obesity will only continue to increase if we don't change the things causing it. I was bloater all my life and I dinnae lose weight until I tuned everyone out and said shite, I'm gonna love the ever loving shite out of my body. And thou know what? I lost weight. It wasn't even that hard. Anyone who comments on my body, whether mint or bad, can romp orf. I love my body, I care 4 my body, I listen to it, and therefore I m healthy as a natural side effect. I weigh myself quarterly 4 fucks sake.
Ya'll r just way 2 stuck in an ol' mindset that thou can't c outwith y'r own upbringing. And facts. thou only accept the ones thou fancy.
Also, yes being obese can be unhealthy (although not always, are thou a blooming doctor?) Even at my heaviest, I was still healthy. mint blood pressure. mint cholesterol. Blood sugar normal. I was just bloater, but healthy. bloater healthy people exist.
Just fancy thin unhealthy people exist. So aye.
inb4 it's not a copy pasta, it's pesto :)
n/a PizzaBeersTelly 2017-05-11
What is known as a health troll? For 500
n/a thelordchaosoflight2 2017-05-11
What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.
n/a PizzaBeersTelly 2017-05-11
R u ok? I dint mean 2 offend u. Whatever it is, it's not too late.
n/a thelordchaosoflight2 2017-05-11
They targeted gamers.
Gamers.
We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a little digital token saying we did.
We'll punish our selfs doing things others would consider torture, because we think it's fun.
We'll spend most if not all of our free time min maxing the stats of a fictional character all to draw out a single extra point of damage per second.
Many of us have made careers out of doing just these things: slogging through the grind, all day, the same quests over and over, hundreds of times to the point where we know evety little detail such that some have attained such gamer nirvana that they can literally play these games blindfolded.
Do these people have any idea how many controllers have been smashed, systems over heated, disks and carts destroyed 8n frustration? All to latter be referred to as bragging rights?
These people honestly think this is a battle they can win? They take our media? We're already building a new one without them. They take our devs? Gamers aren't shy about throwing their money else where, or even making the games our selves. They think calling us racist, mysoginistic, rape apologists is going to change us? We've been called worse things by prepubescent 10 year olds with a shitty head set. They picked a fight against a group that's already grown desensitized to their strategies and methods. Who enjoy the battle of attrition they've threatened us with. Who take it as a challange when they tell us we no longer matter. Our obsession with proving we can after being told we can't is so deeply ingrained from years of dealing with big brothers/sisters and friends laughing at how pathetic we used to be that proving you people wrong has become a very real need; a honed reflex.
Gamers are competative, hard core, by nature. We love a challange. The worst thing you did in all of this was to challange us. You're not special, you're not original, you're not the first; this is just another boss fight.
n/a PizzaBeersTelly 2017-05-11
Tl;dr.
I will say this, gamers are low on the totem pole for me personally because I know y'all are sweaty, Mountain Dew soaked neckbeards with bad personal hygiene so I can freely type this out between bathroom breaks at work while I drop the kids off at the pool. Keep flexing though. You seem real tough.
n/a thelordchaosoflight2 2017-05-11
Well, I certainly applaud anyone wanting to eat 100 treadmills, but take it from this old treadmills rat, I've spent my entire adult life eating treadmills, and a program like this one can do more harm than good.
If you only eat treadmills with one part of your body (and that's all a single exercise machine type like a treadmill is going to do for you), you're setting yourself up for injuries down the road. I've seen it a hundred times.
Eating treadmills basically only trains the gastric acids and to some extent, the jaw. What you really want to do is train all of your secretions, all the major fluids (testosterone, bile, and stomach acid) at the same time, over the course of eating an entire gym. So, you will need to add a step-machine and a stationary bike. Ask for the "Go Metal" program.
I'm proud of you guys wanting to do this. Big Treadmills! Falling in love with eating treadmills, etc., is one of the greatest things you can do for yourself. And you WILL fall in love with it if you can just force yourself to stick with it a year or two and experience the amazing progress you'll make.
But do it right, okay?
My advice, find any gym near you, with qualified dentists who will design your metal teeth for you (especially in the beginning, until you get the hang of it yourself) and guide you in your quest for eating metal. Three to 5 treadmills a day, three days a week, is all you'll ever need to do (I refuse to believe anyone is so busy that he or she cannot make time for that, especially considering how important it is).
And don't worry about being embarrassed or not having chipped teeth the first time you walk into the gym. You have to start somewhere and almost every one of us were there ourselves at one time. So no one will say anything to you and very, very quickly you will progress way beyond that stage anyway.
Now get out there and bite! Hard! :-)
n/a ieatpussy69 2017-05-11
ETHNIC FACTORS
n/a PizzaBeersTelly 2017-05-11
"Fat logic"
n/a snurpss 2017-05-11
is this what we mean by mayocide..?
n/a PizzaBeersTelly 2017-05-11
I thought mayocide was when someone drowns in a white guy's jizz? Like a semeny homicide
n/a snurpss 2017-05-11
i thought that was Tuesdays.
n/a serialflamingo 2017-05-11
/u/PizzaBeersTelly is a pasta machine.
She's the /u/darqwolff of gravy.
n/a Cloacalla_Festival 2017-05-11
Fat people make everyone's lives worse.
Every fat chick is a wasted resource.
n/a mizmoose 2017-05-11
What, is /r/incels full again?
n/a Cloacalla_Festival 2017-05-11
Like an elevator full of fatties.
n/a PizzaBeersTelly 2017-05-11
Like my holes filled with fetishists.
n/a Cloacalla_Festival 2017-05-11
A fat person is like the human equivalent of a garbage dump.
n/a PizzaBeersTelly 2017-05-11
Could say the same thing about white men.
I can hear the collective sounds of dozens of thumbs furiously tapping at their screens right now. Cmon guys, extra point for originality.
n/a WaitinForSatan 2017-05-11
Is that the sound of mayocide?
n/a PizzaBeersTelly 2017-05-11
Well it's certainly not the sound of silence.