/r/islam gets offended at the idea of homosexuals being treated like human beings part #9383952

136  2017-05-11 by SyrianSimba

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I can take a 9-inch dildo up my butt, because I'm an adult and I solve my own problems

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By Allah

Inshallah

This but islamically

r/Islam gets offended

You could just stop there. What hasn't Islam been offended at?

Rape

No, that doesn't offend them.

Wow, you're actually retarded.

Did you forget where we are cumskin?

Your reading comprehension is shit.

The person you're replying to says they aren't offended by rape.

Then you come in like a retard, disagree with them and make the exact same point they did.

Or maybe I don't give a shit?

Keep replying to me to prove how much you don't care.

Pedophilia Slavery Women not being allowed to drive Women not being allowed to vote Murder/Genocide in the name of Allah Is this enough do I need to keep going.

10/10 formatting

You gotta hit enter 2 times for a line break, for some reason.

Oh thanks for that I'm on mobile so it looks fine to me.

That look right?

Yep, lookin' good!

Thanks:)

fuck off

Slow down!

Or enter 4 spaces.

Chopping off hands... they love a bit of that.

Women not being allowed to drive Women not being allowed to vote

But they can get stoned legally

Behead those who say Islam is violent.

Beheadings.

Blowing up children

Melting women's faces with acid.

Mutilating children's genitalia.

Having the world's shittiest bikinis.

burkini sounds like a horrible polar beach pun best i got is "look at my burrrr kini(someone please end my life)."

I would if I could babe.

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death to the infidel!

I see great drama potential in /r/islam

eh, a lot of it is extremely predictable. like this one

I can never get tired of someone speaking about allah's will.

same tbh

peace be upon him

Got to pick that low hanging dramafruit!

It's more like one guy getting offended while he's being downvoted.

We SRD now, boys.

Exactly. One, maybe two people agreed that the LGBT community shouldn't be able to adopt and their comments were heavily downvoted. Everyone else in that thread seemed completely reasonable.

  • Death to Islam.

I don't understand Muslims always siding with these ridiculously leftist ideas.

I mean...he's got a point.

A "leftist" in the making.

Seriously. If you're a Muslim with left wing ideals...maybe don't be a Muslim? Or religious in general?

  • Muslim
  • leftist
  • shitty beard
  • self-righteous faggot that somehow tries to be moral and violent at the same time

Looks like a perfect fit.

This is what the alright doesn't understand when they act confused about leftists siding with Muslims. We will deteriorate and erode Islamic values and culture, just like we did to Western values and culture =)

That's a good point...hope it works.

i read a hot take on 4chan that the globalists realized feminism is retarded, so they're trying to fix it by importing muslims so we can low key restore the patriarchy and remove women from the work force.

They weren't too sure how to deal with that info.

Pretty sure there's a book about that

Yeah it's obviously somewhat inspired by Houellebecq's book Soumission, where in the near-ish future France has a majority muslim population and ends up electing someone from the Islamist party to president.

They end up severely restricting women's working hours, and everyone is surprised to find that they kinda like it.

Outside of the really controversial premise, it's a great book and is actually more of a character study than a culture war critique. I recommend it!

i mean really Islam is very very very right wing most of Abrahamic religions only got secular kicking and screaming beaten and bloody and probably tortured.

being privileged alhamdulliah

FFS

i don't understand the drama here. what brother of sound mind could possibly support children being raised by infidels? that we live in a desolate society is no news, but who would disagree that it is something that must be fought against?

Fucking bigots.

He's against gay adoption, that's really not that radical.

A sizable minority of Christian Americans hold the exact same view. Actually, many religious Americans are against any kind of gay-marriage period.

Because he's Muslim, so he gets bonus baddie points.

There's this Muslim dude who takes in terminally ill children.

r/ThatHappened

As his wives

Well douse me in petrol and burn me alive: I take back everything I said.

Clearly it is the religion of peace.

Well douse me in petrol and burn me alive

No, since we're not muslims, we won't do that

You could behead me... is that too Mexican?

Only if he does it with a chainsaw. Do it with a Scimitar, and you'll be totally fine.

Is using a scimitar cultural appropriation tho?

I mean, look at this dramanazi fuck... is that sword his culture? Is that sword his culture?

Where is Egypt? Where is Egypt?

Don't you walk away from me...

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Who the fuck sits at a fucking computer with this shit these days?

when is islam not offended tho..

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