"Educated as a boy and taking her coronation oath as a king rather than a queen, as per the wishes of her father, Christina was often referred to at court as the Girl King."
"Descartes apparently started giving lessons to Queen Christina after her birthday, three times a week, at 5 a.m, in her cold and draughty castle. Soon it became clear they did not like each other; she did not like his mechanical philosophy... By 15 January 1650, Descartes had seen Christina only four or five times. On 1 February he caught a cold which quickly turned into a serious respiratory infection, and he died on 11 February."
"Descartes might have been assassinated as he asked for an emetic: wine mixed with tobacco."
Yeah, this lady was so far up her own ass that she thought she was too good for lessons from fucking Descartes and her castle was so poverty-level and drafty that it killed him. Fuck her.
You said it brother. Swedish historian Sven Stolpe declared her a "pseudo-hermaphrodite" after having measured the pubic bone or whatever of her skeleton. Still wouldn't say no.
Haven't wanted a ship this bad ever. God please grant me a vision of futa Kristina anally reaming Ebba raw. Can't believe there isn't any Kristina/Sparre rule 34.
I wouldn't be surprised if this is actually the work of some 24th century dramanaut going back in time. I mean Sweden, queer, intersectionalism, daddy issues, jewry, r/badphilosophy, mayo betraying her country, the list goes on. It can't be a coincident.
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n/a MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-05-12
"Educated as a boy and taking her coronation oath as a king rather than a queen, as per the wishes of her father, Christina was often referred to at court as the Girl King."
"Descartes apparently started giving lessons to Queen Christina after her birthday, three times a week, at 5 a.m, in her cold and draughty castle. Soon it became clear they did not like each other; she did not like his mechanical philosophy... By 15 January 1650, Descartes had seen Christina only four or five times. On 1 February he caught a cold which quickly turned into a serious respiratory infection, and he died on 11 February."
"Descartes might have been assassinated as he asked for an emetic: wine mixed with tobacco."
n/a Cloacalla_Festival 2017-05-12
One reason Republican Rome is my favorite historical era is that nobody had creepy little pencil mustaches.
n/a DistortedLines 2017-05-12
Tfw no qt trap royalty gf
n/a Prometherion13 2017-05-12
Yeah, this lady was so far up her own ass that she thought she was too good for lessons from fucking Descartes and her castle was so poverty-level and drafty that it killed him. Fuck her.
n/a none_to_remain 2017-05-12
n/a MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-05-12
It keeps getting better.
n/a Gunryk 2017-05-12
A mistake.
n/a Ultrashitpost 2017-05-12
No fun allowed.
n/a OldOrder 2017-05-12
Man the NFL is really cracking down on celebrations
n/a -Princeps- 2017-05-12
(((Goodell))) back at it
n/a ATissu 2017-05-12
(((kristina)))
n/a HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-05-12
Holy cannoli
n/a Flying_Momo 2017-05-12
Ew uggo, still would date her. Girl King of Sweden? Sign me up for whatever currency they use there
n/a MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-05-12
You said it brother. Swedish historian Sven Stolpe declared her a "pseudo-hermaphrodite" after having measured the pubic bone or whatever of her skeleton. Still wouldn't say no.
Bonus jerk off material for you;
Greta Garbo as Kristina and one of the the first lesbian kisses in Hollywood
Kristina laying claim to her sub Countess Ebba Sparre HNNNG
Haven't wanted a ship this bad ever. God please grant me a vision of futa Kristina anally reaming Ebba raw. Can't believe there isn't any Kristina/Sparre rule 34.
n/a jPaolo 2017-05-12
Danish were right about Sweden
n/a MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-05-12
Of course, degenerate since 1626 baby. I'm a little surprised there aren't 4chan memes on this tbh. It ties in perfectly with Sweden's /pol/-image.
n/a AntiLuke 2017-05-12
To be fair, the Swedes were also right about Denmark.
n/a mohkohnsepicgun 2017-05-12
So now it turns out feminism was responsible for the Thirty Years War.
Bloody typical.
n/a OldOrder 2017-05-12
We don't have enough defenestrations these days. I'm gonna start throwing Catholics out windows and see what I can start.
n/a MyrLeaf 2017-05-12
ok you can't make this shit up
n/a wolfdreams01 2017-05-12
I can't wait for time machines to be invented so that r/drama can username ping historical figures!
n/a MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-05-12
I wouldn't be surprised if this is actually the work of some 24th century dramanaut going back in time. I mean Sweden, queer, intersectionalism, daddy issues, jewry, r/badphilosophy, mayo betraying her country, the list goes on. It can't be a coincident.
n/a wolfdreams01 2017-05-12
Why 24th century? It could be an r/drama poster right now!
Is the Prince truly unrinsable? Or does he just alter history so that it appears that way?
Is u/the_reason_trump_won just highlighting left wing idiocy went he shows up? Or is he showing up simply to brag that he's the reason Trump won?
Whomever you are, time-travelling dramanaut, our hopes go with you. Truly you're doing God's work.
n/a MrUnsmileyMan 2017-05-12
u/Robespierre_the_Incorruptible/1790 can fuck himself and I hope he pissed himself while he died
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-12