[Agenda Post] Emperor Trump just threatened Comey on twitter

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Trump would be better suited to be a mod of /r/drama than be POTUS.

His account is u/the-realDonaldTrump. Do it mods.

This but unironically.

Also, give him full access. What could go wrong, if he wrecks our CSS and stuff it would be GLORIOUS!

Like the God-Emperor Donnie knows how to use CSS.

I hear Barron is good with the cyber.

Does that mean he'll send dick pics to us all? Because that's illegal afaik.

In a posting determined completely by merit, Barron Trump is leading the USA's cyber warfare efforts.

He has all the best interns he can order to do mischief!

Was he ever a mod of T_D?

No

Why? His glory cannot be stumped. Are you insinuating heresy?

You're oversimplifying a complex situation to the point of adding nothing to the discussion.

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jim should have known something was up when trump decided they wouldnt go out tonight, and had a microwave dinner instead

Comey first learned of his termination from television news reports that flashed on screen while he was delivering a speech to agents at the Los Angeles Field Office.

Trump really knows his ways to make people feel like shit

Everything about it is just vintage Idi Amin. He sends his personal bodyguard to deliver the letter to the FBI, but he made sure Comey wouldn't know about it until he saw it on TV.

And then

sources told ABC that he might not be allowed to ride back to DC on their private jet — and may have to instead pay for his own plane ticket.

Idi Amin was smart but evil. Trump still think like an abusive ceo, doing low blow to people he feels (wrongfully) tried to double cross him.

I would laugh my assoff if Trump succefully ended the israelo-arab conflict where decades of US presidents failed. If Forest Gump taught me anything, sometimes a simple-minded with only goodwill is very effective.

Trump doesn't think the things more than one move ahead. He litteraly plays 1D chess

Goodwill pending

1D paste eating.

Yeah the chess is a huge overstatement.

sometimes a simple-minded with only goodwill

But... there's no goodwill.

Fake news

There is a willing, we need two willings, if you both are willing we're gonna make a deal

-Trump, leader of the free World, 2017

How could you say no to a salesman like this ? World peace confirmed. If something goes wrong blame it on Abbas or Netanyahu.

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ended the israelo-arab conflict where decades of US presidents failed

They haven't "failed". It is a decades long operation, nothing that wars or a negotiations by "leaders" would solve. Each one did their incremental part. There is only one "end" to the "israelo-arab conflict" that the US would approve of and you know what it is.

There is only one "end" to the "israelo-arab conflict" that the US would approve of and you know what it is.

No, what is it ?

As far as I know the closest we got was the peace plan under Clinton that Arafat rejected. After that it went all downhill.

Yeah, the Philistines need to fuck off back to wherever they came from and stop trying to make Arab Muslim shithole country #53.

Forest [sic] Gump

so what you're saying is, Trump is going reclaim geopolitical dominance over the People's Republic of China with autist-level ping-pong skills

You might be on something.

nice

bodyguard

Trump Bodyguard Who Wore Adidas Jacket

This the smoking jacket of the Russian connection.

There is only one way to be sure. Set a trap with vodka, mayonnaise, CSGO, and sunflower seeds. If you catch his bodyguards they are 100% Russian.

If he's trapped and doesn't care and is consuming them all in a slav squat position, then you have 100% verified

They did that so they had access to his office in DC.

Well, he had to prevent Comey from destroying wiping any evidence, like with a cloth.

President Trump is acting according to his competence

sounds about right

I was hoping he did that ridiculous hand gesture from his reality tv show.

jim should have known something was up when trump decided they wouldnt go out tonight, and had a microwave dinner instead

This reads like a Far Side cartoon

the microwave thing is my favourite part of the whole trump saga. i laugh everytime i read a joke about it.

also, you make a good point. i will license out the post for five grand to the new yorker should they decide to make a comic of it.

I can't wait till kids won't invite Baron to their birthday parties and Donny decides to drone their houses.

He'd do it, you know.

Why shouldn't he

Isn't the ability to abuse your power the whole reason why people run for president?

I don't think he cares enough about him to do that

He and Pence are going on so many adventures I don't think he's got time.

like anyone wouldn't invite Barron to their birthday. he's the coolest motherfucker in the whole administration

I would too, its hard not to worry about your kids getting picked on.

That's a disgusting slur. Trump hates all of his kids under the age of 18 and as far as he's concerned they're dead to him.

Trump is the biggest gift to FBI and CIA American people ever elected to give.

It must be weird for them to be the good guys for once. Worf effect, I guess.

Worf effect?

Aw fuck yeah! I was dangerously close to being productive today!

CIA the good guys? Lmao you are delusional at best.

Only in America!

I am laughing up my sleeves about this one.

It turns out spray tanning causes autism.

It’s a pre-existing condition.

Tanning is just a symptom.

MANY SUCH CASES

Comey not prosecuting Clinton because of "intent" was autism unless he was forced to, in which case we are going to have SO much fun next year.

Autistic screeching

Lack of self awareness

Irony

too busy being on the winning team

Which has had numerous failures, and is currently under FBI investigation

and so far nothing has been found, unlike Hildog.

Hillary lost and is irrelevant, as you guys love to say, so why do you keep bringing her up? You should pay attention to orange skinned retard with the FUPA.

Why are we talking like this?

Who knows at this point

Meta levels off the charts

Hillary lost and is irrelevant

Except for when she gets nominated again in four years

Well I was hoping she keels over and succumbs to whatever virus crawled up her shrivelled, cobweb-entangled, wrinkly grey vaginahaha during the election campaign.

during the election campaign

haha you actually used the term feefees and you're sitting talking about hillary fucking clintons vagina, imagine being this dang silly in the brian.

imagine being this dang silly in the brian.

I'm always silly when I'm deep in the brian and that's why Brian loves me so much...

She won't be the nominee again

she fucking is, you just wait man. she'll be the 2020 nominee and it will be awful whether she wins or loses. probably goddamn wins.

At least there's not a lot of people as retarded as you.

actually Dems choose Obama over her in 2008 and the only reason she won in 2016 was because the DEM party told everyone that wasn't her to fuck off.

Hillary lost and is irrelevant, as you guys love to say, so why do you keep bringing her up?

Anti-Americanism is still a threat and Hillary should go to prison for her crimes.

what crime is that uncle ruckus? not understanding computers?

"Giving hope to liberal faggots", to start with.

ahh yes one of those people dumb enough to pretend liberals are leftists

Lefties can fight with each other over whether they should have voted Hillary. Not my problem.

any day now hildog will be jailed. Any day now (pls).

They'll imprison her in the wall right after they repeal Obamacare.

And mexico pays for it, because all the Americans are too busy with their coal jobs.

f-fake news! daddy isn't in trouble!

Daddy is the President.

bussy

Is this even English

Comey not prosecuting Clinton because of "intent" needing to be "proven" in "court" using "evidence" he couldn't find as "required" by the "law" is nowhere near autistic, which is also an amusing accusation coming from "lock her up" chanting mongoloids

Blumpf is being a real meanie weenie right now imo

Why is the word Blumpf so damn comical.

Dronald Blormpf is done for famalam

I never knew that politics could be like this.

Dubya would say something dumb roughly once every two weeks and he was considered an idiot.

Trump can't go Two days without saying or doing something retarded

Like full on, pants-on-head-retarded too

You know who are actually idiots, though? Liberals.

w o w

u r so rite

Haha, I got you. You are retarded. How does it feel to be pwnt?

In fairness dubya never had twitter

Or just blasted him in the face with birdshot.

GW would have been fast enough to duck, like the time that guy threw a shoe

Trump can't go Two days without saying or doing something retarded

It's really astonishing to watch. Like I'm living in a history documentary

Like I'm living in a history documentary

Not much pride to be had here. You'll be one of the background characters walking past while cursing the next financial crisis that lowered your net worth, while trump and his progeny are still part of billionaire families that struggle to make the next billion.

Didn't say I was coming out on the good side of this.

Like most, I'm just trying to weather the storm

current financial crisis

what year are you living in

you will be

It's supposed to be history documentary set in the future you illiterate retard.

The funniest thing about your imaginary documentary is you imagining that a Hillary-voting gender-specialist will have any net worth to lower lol

May you live in interesting times. It's better than living after interesting times.

It's not just Trump, though. The rest seems to slowly go insane as well. Like Hillary declaring war on Pepe the Frog.

dubya was mainly just bad with words. trump is actually insane.

I think we can both agree that the past is behind us

I have a big crush on William Le Gay. I love his autism.

He's a Thiel fellow. Whatever the fuck that is

It's very confusing. Here are some data points:

(1) he got $100,000 from Petie Pie for not going to college (2) he made some shit ass apps (3) whatever company he was running is apparently defunct (4) he is really fucking ass blasted about Trump

The guy really thinks he has unfettered power. That he is not bound by any laws.

How many times does this make that he has threatened to use the power of government to exact retribution on someone who has done something he doesn't like or an imagined slight?

The guy really thinks he has unfettered power

To appoint the heads of executive branch agencies, correct.

Just like good ol' nixie

And Obama, the most corrupt President weve ever had.

lol

"""""""tapes"""""""

(((tapes)))

I mean, there is no way this guy lasts all four years, right? He is just pissing on everyone who doesn't suck his dick, you can't do that when so many people hate you.

Prepare for the most awesome 8 years you can imagine.

lol, right. "Awesome" means getting shot down by the courts, having to fire your NSA and being the most unpopular president since Nixon?

Awesome drama.

getting shot down by the courts

Nothing shot down in the courts was actually unconstitutional. The courts have been exposed for what they are.

The courts have been exposed for what they are.

A check on the executive branch?

The lefts last abuse of power, overstretching their intent, and an embarrassment to the judiciary.

This is what stupid people actually believe

imagine being this desperate to still feel like a winner because of something you're only really tangentially involved with

but mostly i just want to say: whoever is downvoting the retard, you're also a retard. you have sealed your fate by smacking the tantrum button, and heaven's door is now closed to you

/r/drama's little counter-cultural effort to "be cool by being different" is fucking stupid in this case. "Downvotes?!! I am aghast!" Yeah, downvotes. Wtf how do you expect people to get buttmad when they're not being buried in periwinkle?

lmao fragile blue button smaqqer spotted

i wasn't gonna downvote until i saw your utter butt devastation so i went back and downvoted all his comments

Thx fam

wow this is against reddiquette and good taste

so is your entire existence

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i agree thank you anonymous reporter

God Riemann I honestly fucking hate you

lmaooooo i bet you even downvoted

You're god damn fucking right I did you elitist little uovote Cunt. How are people going to get buttmad and obsessive if they aren't getting blown out by downvotes?

Dad you don't tell me what to do!

Oh you're actually serious

Some of us in r/Drama pay more in taxes than we take.

I kind of doubt that.

Flight seems impossible to the worm.

That seemed deep to you when you wrote it didn't it?

No, I'm just riffing.

and by kind of I mean completely

then it's no wonder you're a trump supporter

No seriously I think a few drama posters also have gainful employment.

I thought you to submit a scan of your EBT Card to be allowed access into /r/drama

have I been duped?

No but I buy them off facebook for .25 on the dollar. Poors are dumb.

quietly begins searching Facebook

The only hard part is lots of store staff are told to thank you by name when you buy something and I don't look anything like a Tyrone.

have you considered blackface

implying you've done anything worthwhile in your life

I just can't tell anymore on Reddit who's serious about these things and who's just le epic trollin

The 9th Circuit’s reversal rate is higher than average, but it’s not the absolute highest among the circuit courts. That distinction goes to the 6th Circuit, which serves Ohio, Michigan, Kentucky and Tennessee, with an 87 percent average between 2010-15. The 9th Circuit is in third place.

6th Circuit - 87 percent;

11th Circuit - 85 percent;

9th Circuit - 79 percent;

3rd Circuit - 78 percent;

2nd Circuit and Federal Circuit - 68 percent;

8th Circuit - 67 percent;

5th Circuit - 66 percent;

7th Circuit - 48 percent;

DC Circuit - 45 percent;

1st Circuit and 4th Circuit - 43 percent;

10th Circuit - 42 percent.

We also found that the 9th Circuit never had the highest reversal rate in any individual term between 2004-15.

Looks the that conservative branch including Michigan, Ohio, Tennessee, and Kentucky are currently the highest overturned, and all states trump won. 😮

yeah, fucking liberals LEL

Denying the executive branch its traditional executive powers is not a check. It's partisan overreach by a judiciary that is acting like a wannabe legislature.

You believe in the "deep state", your opinion is invalid.

Triggered by the illustrious President of the United States of America Checks user histories in arguments

Every single time. Also harsh character judgment, coming from a fan of Mass Effect: Andromeda

supports trump

theres no comeback for being this retarded fam

The courts have been exposed as the checks and balances they are supposed to be?

9th circus? Right....

Fortunately, the people serve as a check on the god-awful 9th Circuit. By electing a President... who appoints the judges.

In short, 9th Circuit, you are /u/TheReasonTrumpWon :-D

The 9th Circuit’s reversal rate is higher than average, but it’s not the absolute highest among the circuit courts. That distinction goes to the 6th Circuit, which serves Ohio, Michigan, Kentucky and Tennessee, with an 87 percent average between 2010-15. The 9th Circuit is in third place.

6th Circuit - 87 percent;

11th Circuit - 85 percent;

9th Circuit - 79 percent;

3rd Circuit - 78 percent;

2nd Circuit and Federal Circuit - 68 percent;

8th Circuit - 67 percent;

5th Circuit - 66 percent;

7th Circuit - 48 percent;

DC Circuit - 45 percent;

1st Circuit and 4th Circuit - 43 percent;

10th Circuit - 42 percent.

We also found that the 9th Circuit never had the highest reversal rate in any individual term between 2004-15.

Looks like that conservative bubble judiciary branch including Michigan, Ohio, Tennessee, and Kentucky are currently the highest overturned, and all states trump won. 😮

You realize that location has nothing to do with who is on the court right?

Because the 6th circuit is stacked full of conservatives justicies? Your right location isn't always a good metric but the 6th is heavily conservatively slanted. Even under that interesting read you provided, with a different statistal analysis then the one that has previously been used, makes a 1.5% spread. Even with that tiny 1.5% based on your preferred methodology, if your going to call the 9th a "liberal activist" court, any reasonable person could conclude the 6th is a "conservative activist" court. Personally I try to avoiding calling courts "activist courts" for either of them since shocker sometimes people disagree with court ruling and there's a continued a continued appeals process from all circuit courts for a reason. Disagreeing with a ruling isn't a reason to attack individual judges or the judiciary branch. Trump could have done a decently written EO that banned all immigration from those countries and helped himself by not going around ranting how he intended to enforce it as a religious ban while making exceptions for groups he liked. Anyways he said it was for 90 days while he "figured things out" and got "extreme vetting" in place, we're way over that mark no matter the courts opinion so where's his solution or extreme vetting measures? Unless he lied and he really planned it to be permanent.

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You mean the court that has a 90% reversal rate at the supreme court.

LOL chicken littles like you libshits are crowing over shit that will be a loss in a few months

(((activist judges)))

(((chicken littles)))

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this is part of the "winning" he was talking about?

Or is this like newspeak? Where "winning" means losing?

This means the Supreme Court generally reverses far less than 1 percent of all the cases the 9th Circuit (and other circuits) decide.

http://www.politifact.com/punditfact/statements/2017/feb/10/sean-hannity/no-9th-circuit-isnt-most-overturned-court-country-/

MFW normies don't realize Politifact is lies

What does "MFW" mean?

What's that?

Did you make this?

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^ THIS BUT NOT IRONICALLY

So you made it?

did it take you long to make that? Or do you have it saved on your computer?

I really wish you would explain this comment to me, I can't understand it.

MFW incel comes to /r/drama and claims not to know what normies are.

^ THIS IS WHY WE NEED MAYOCIDE

What's an "incel"? And you still didn't explain "normie". Also what is "mayocide"? and while you are at it, "post bussy" too?

Mate, if you say 'MFW' you're usually expected to include a face.

Can I include bussy instead?

If you draw a face on it, sure.

MUH

EMAILZ

Extremely popular with Real Americans.

Very unpopular with people who don't matter.

who matters more? People who live in Kansas?

Kansas has literally never mattered. If Kansas was deleted right now, I wonder how long it would take anyone to notice.

Everyone who votes for Americanism matters in American elections.

What is Americanism? Does that mean the person who doesn't get the most votes still wins?

Perhaps you should retake Civics. It sounds like you need a basic grounding before asking adult questions.

Is Americanism in Civics courses?

A little bit. It will give you the basic structure and founding of our nation.

Which civics course?

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Link doesn't work.

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Depends on the 2018 midterms.

The House GOP already committed political suicide by passing an even shittier version of their shitty Trumpcare plan.

Yeah but her emails

REEEEEEEEMAILS!

I don't know if that even matters for their base. The deep red areas that most of them come from vote on outlawing abortion and don't care what else comes with it.

Pink pussy hats

Seems that many Americans are stupid enough to believe that you only become ill if you don't pray to jesus hard enough, who needs to waste money on healthcare when you could be buying guns and massive amounts of fried food?

Yeah, but how long before that shittiness goes into effect? With the ACA you had people howling about how it wrecked their lives for years before it even started.... how many years before the AHCA starts up and then how many more before its impact is felt by the rubes that still support the modern Republicans?

Lol, implying it matters

The Dowager Empress Cixi spent the funds for building a modern Qing navy on a boat made out of marble for her summer palace. She ruled for another 15 years.

you are comparing modern American democracy to feudal China?

I think he's just trying to impress everyone in here with some o' dat obscure political trivia.

This was in 1893. American democracy was well-established at that point.

It was still feudal China and it doesn't have anything to do with modern American politics or government

Vegas odds are currently 50/50.

Is this your first election?

Is this yours?

No. I have voted for every winning President since Bill in '92, and I remember Carter and Reagan.

So, you see, there have been a lot of Presidents. Some of them... were not even faggoty liberals!

Who were Carter and Reagan? Were they pretty awesome?

Carter: wonderful man, shit President
Reagan: the reverse of Carter

Similar dynamic to Obama/Trump, really.

So you are comparing Trump to Reagan?

Of course.

Regan wasn't popular either? He lost the popular vote too?

Reagan inspired much autistic screeching from the left, yes.

So, Regan lost the popular vote like Trump?

Reagan, like Trump, was known for his overwhelming electoral vote victory. For a comparison between electoral victory without taking the majority of the votes cast, a better parallel is found in either Bill Clinton's 1992 Presidential win or Barack Obama's 2008 primary win.

Wait, I am confused. Did Regan lose the popular just like Trump?

The what

vote

The vote, yes. Reagan and Trump won, bigly. Mondale and Hillary are famous for how badly they lost.

Gotcha. Regan and Trump lost the popular vote by millions of people, but they both won the electoral college by a little. Thanks for clearing that up.

They both won the electoral college by huge margins. This is done by winning the popular vote in the majority of the United States.

I hope you enjoy your second Presidential election in 2020, and go into it a little more experienced.

Wasn't Trumps electoral victory pretty low by historical standards?

No. He won every swing state and triumphed by nearly 100 electoral voters. This is in contrast to, for instance, Bush v Gore, which came down to one state.

Out of the 50 or 60 presidential elections, where would Trump's electoral victory rank? Like top 10? 20?

46/57 percentage wise Source Based on the popular vote, it'd be 55/57. The two prior were the election of 1824 with Jackson and Q. Adams, where there were 4 candidates that all got shares of the vote, so it went to the House, were Q. Adams ended up beating Jackson. Source There election of 1876 is more comparable to 2016; Hayes lost the popular vote by 3% but still won the election. Trump lost the popular vote by 2.1%.

Number 1 best ever. Pure, epic-level le win.

How do you rank electoral victories?

Personally, I rank them according to the size and rigidity of my erection.

Oh, so this past one was soft and pathetic?

Absolutely rigid, like an AGM-124 Hellfire missile. I may have to see a physician about it.

What's rigid?

Did you make that video?

Nobody cares about the opinion of out of touch middle aged white guy that voted in the 90s. It was shitty decade with shit music.

Is this your first election?

k

God damn millennials make me want to age 30 years just so I can scream at them for being retarded millennials.

Like retarded millennials that call people "nigger." Just do what i do, call them a dumb ass. You fucking dumb ass.

Fuck off, with your "Dumb ass" bullshit. Offending little penises like you with edge literally makes my 5 minutes.

Doesn't seem like I'm the one being triggered here. Are you upset that I made fun of you for using nigger as an insult? Do you use nigger as insult because a black guy is fucking your ex or the girl that you think should be with you but don't have the balls to ask out? Let's get to the root of this problem.

I have very few redeeming qualities except for the size of my penis. Plus, my girlfriend doesn't think black people are attractive

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sup nigger

Is this your first election? You do know that CNN can't impeach anyone, right.

Didn't you already ask me this?

Did you answer it?

What?

We'll just assume its your first. You seem a little bewildered.

Assume what is my first?

I also love how he apparently wanted to go visit the FBI right after firing Comey and was basically told "dude no that's really not a good idea". Like there's this just...obliviousness to the whole thing that's glorious.

He also kind of reminds me of that rich guy that keeps trying to buy/steal Peewee hermans bike.

He kind of reminds me of that guy who wanted to buy/shut down U-62

Oh hey there's a popcorn gif in this

Oh wow that's a throwback. But eh, I don't see it. I don't think trump is some kind of Machiavellian bad guy or anything. I think he just legitimately doesn't know any better. So many of his gaffes don't come across as some shocking moment where we see behind some complex veil of deception to the true master behind the curtains.

It's more like seeing your Alzheimer's riddled grandad walk out into the living room while family is over for supper wearing only a robe and slippers with his withered staff on display for everyone.

I get what you're saying, but there's also the Trump/Trump Jr angle

Oh yeah, good call.

Where's /u/Imgur_lurker to tell us how this isn't a big deal since liberals didn't like Comey either?

thats my prez

Like, Trump is dumb or whatever, but holy shit on these blue check mark nerds spamming tweets at him getting all angry lol

Fuck you "like Trump is dumb or whatever". Have some convictions you fucking nigger.

No way. I'm a nihilist. Excuse me while I listen to some techno and talk about the plebs.

Why is the word tapes in quotes? Does that mean that there are not really any tapes? That tapes don't exist?

You can't even begin to understand, Trump is playing 7D Intergalactic Settlers of Cattan.

Seems like he is losing at single-flip solitaire to me.

He really has no idea how to use them...

Like Joey from friends, i would be okay with Joey Tribianni as prez, as long as Chandler was always supervising him.

Well perhaps they aren't literally tapes but just recordings?

He's being sarcastic!

How has Sean Spicer not killed himself yet?

Daily press beatings would give me something to live for.

Have you seen that thing about him hiding in the bushes from the reporters? Soon.

Uh, I think you'll find he issued a clarification on that. He wasn't hiding in the bushes, he was among the bushes.

On the plus side, CSpan has been much more entertaining recently.

On the negative side, CSpan has been much more entertaining recently.

This golden age of Drama will be the end of us all.

ITT: people who don't realize this a play to expose the wiretapping

Also ITT: colossally stupid leftist retards

Including you

Does orange dick taste different than Russian dick?

I'm thinking that his dick tastes like beef jerky that has been left in a warm, humid, dirty underwear pile for six weeks.

Where does refusing to stand by his statements on wiretapping and proceeding to shuffle around blank papers like an autist fall into this grand 4D chess play?

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Why are there quotations around tapes?

because he doesn't understand what basic punctuation marks mean.