u/hotsatin you are an idiot for thinking pakistan's blasphemy laws are in any way comparable to trayvon martin's situation but this was a pretty good burn.
Them's called jokes. I like to try to remember, when pointing and laughing at other country's shortcomings that while the U.S. of A is unquestionably the greatest nation on earth, we have our challenges, shortcomings, and disagreements. But at least we're allowed to have our disagreements. Well: As long as you don't try to have that disagreement while in the viewing audience of a Senate Hearing, then you'll possibly be dragged out in handcuffs for a simple guffaw. We ain't perfect. But we try.
If a bear makes a territorial attack, playing dead is ideal. If a bear makes a predatory attack, you fight back, or otherwise it'll just start eating you while you play dead.
And if the cops get you for shoplifting Rust-oleum from the Home Depot, your best course of action is to channel your inner wolf and gnaw your hand off to escape the cuffs.
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n/a nmx179 2017-05-12
u/hotsatin you are an idiot for thinking pakistan's blasphemy laws are in any way comparable to trayvon martin's situation but this was a pretty good burn.
n/a HotSatin 2017-05-12
Would you have been happier if I had /s? lol
Them's called jokes. I like to try to remember, when pointing and laughing at other country's shortcomings that while the U.S. of A is unquestionably the greatest nation on earth, we have our challenges, shortcomings, and disagreements. But at least we're allowed to have our disagreements. Well: As long as you don't try to have that disagreement while in the viewing audience of a Senate Hearing, then you'll possibly be dragged out in handcuffs for a simple guffaw. We ain't perfect. But we try.
n/a wwyzzerdd 2017-05-12
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Paki Patrol respond!
n/a PhysicsIsMyMistress 2017-05-12
Fun fact: already posted in that thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/6aj8zi/pakistan_people_who_smoke_eat_openly_during/dhf7li5/?context=3
The deleted comment is the guy who decided to not believe me.
n/a wwyzzerdd 2017-05-12
Question: Can you shit post during Ramadan or do you have to wait until the sun sets?
n/a PhysicsIsMyMistress 2017-05-12
I believe shitposting is, in fact, allowed.
n/a Senator_Chickpea 2017-05-12
And if the cops get you for shoplifting Rust-oleum from the Home Depot, your best course of action is to channel your inner wolf and gnaw your hand off to escape the cuffs.
n/a TrailerParkBride 2017-05-12
Tbh whenever one asshole kills another I think we should congratulate the remaining one for reducing the number of assholes.
n/a michgot 2017-05-12
Zimzam is a hero though.
n/a Michaelphelpsisquick 2017-05-12
/u/NotMyThrowaway63 you sound like one of those old pastors who try to teach the dangers today's kids face like five nines at Freddie's
n/a NotMyThrowaway63 2017-05-12
Found the guy who's never met a black guy.
n/a michgot 2017-05-12
No flimflamming this zimzam.