What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
/u/CTR-ALT-DECEIT I'm offended that you would call me a nihilist like I'm some sort of edgy teenager. I'll have you know that I'm an enlightened Camusian absurdist
I am targeting specific people for derision. So you think you can slap someone in the face and if they say anything about it they are hypocrites? Fucking mong.
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n/a CTR-ALT-DECEIT 2017-05-13
Ruh ruh scoobie, looks like we triggered some nihilists. 32k comment karma proves something!
n/a CRUNCHWARP_SUPREME 2017-05-13
Nihilists? Fuck me...
n/a CTR-ALT-DECEIT 2017-05-13
lol when you're right you're right
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-05-13
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
n/a liquidm 2017-05-13
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-05-13
You didn't even tailor the pasta to the topic, you fool. You have brought dishonor on you, your family, and your cow!
n/a liquidm 2017-05-13
Effort is for nerds
n/a RoboHooker 2017-05-13
Christianity was a mistake. Am I doing it right
n/a liquidm 2017-05-13
We will be rid of this plague soon enough, inshallah
n/a nanonan 2017-05-13
You're both just pawns in (((their))) game.
n/a liquidm 2017-05-13
/u/CTR-ALT-DECEIT I'm offended that you would call me a nihilist like I'm some sort of edgy teenager. I'll have you know that I'm an enlightened Camusian absurdist
n/a CaptainMemer 2017-05-13
You’re still going to Hell. 😭🔥😈
n/a HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-05-13
Camus sucks and The Stranger is dumb
n/a liquidm 2017-05-13
Fite me irl
n/a dirtyspah 2017-05-13
christians are a persecuted minority
n/a CTR-ALT-DECEIT 2017-05-13
its true
n/a liquidm 2017-05-13
lol
n/a CTR-ALT-DECEIT 2017-05-13
only class its ok to make fun of. everyone else is too sensitive
n/a liquidm 2017-05-13
You seem pretty sensitive tbqh fam
n/a AlohaWarrior34 2017-05-13
n/a Dial_A_Dragon 2017-05-13
Nice formatting, fag.
n/a DoctorFahrenheit 2017-05-13
Catholics certainly are, and thats who this is targeted at.
n/a BrotherToaster 2017-05-13
Papes deserve it tb quite h
n/a nanonan 2017-05-13
It's true, there's only around a billion of them.
n/a DoctorFahrenheit 2017-05-13
And yet we're oppressed, just like Muslims.
n/a AlohaWarrior34 2017-05-13
No, like SJWs and kebabs, they're overly whiny.
n/a SamWhite 2017-05-13
Turn the other cheek you fucking noob christian.
n/a takaci 2017-05-13
I love how he gets destroyed immediately lmao
n/a CTR-ALT-DECEIT 2017-05-13
My comment got 70 upvotes. You atheists have a problem with reality.