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Jesus what a lazy cunt

u/jajoju123 is the reason Trump won.

I want fatties like that shitsmear (which she probably has in her undies right now) kicked off health insurance.

That's the only reason I voted for Trump to begin with

Ok, I am sorry to admit this but I getting bored of this. It was fun for a while but time to move on. I will leave you with your fantasy of my shit stained undies. Maybe one day I will have the chance to place my shit filled ass on your face. But for now we can only dream. Have a wonderful day fellow Trump voter. I love you and your nasty mind.

No one cares what you think land whale. Also lol at being "bored of this" but still posting.

Hurr durrr the way i'm posting make it seems like I'm really aloof and having fun with this

haha fatty

It's Miss Fatty to you, sweets. I love you. You are making me want to cum with your nasty talk. Keep it up, lover. I know you want me and all my rolls and creases and if you are nice, I may let you lick the crumbs off my boob folds.

Hurr durrr the way i'm posting make it seems like I'm really aloof and having fun with this when in reality I'm crying on the inside about not being able to fit in a door

I love you.

No you don't. Fat people are incapable of love. In before you accuse me of being mad or something stupid lel.

No, really. I love you.

Go on....

You need to feed me your nasty words. That is what I like. It inspires me. Call me fatty. I like that. Or land whale. Now that is a good one. Love it.

Keep going I'm so close

I would like to sit on your face. With all my land whale fat. I would need to lift my big ol' stomach rolls to get on top of you but once I do, I would sit on your face and grind and grind until your face is inside my big ol' twat. Of course I would be eating a big ol' burrito from Taco Bell, which I picked up after having the sloppy, nasty low brow cashier pick up all my money.

Since you're against fat-shaming, surely you agree that sexually harassing people as you are now is wrong?

Stop, I will not flirt with you. You are not my type. Stop begging for my attention.

Reported for sex negativity

Ahhhhhhh that was good

Claims to be bored, keeps going tho hmmm

I love you, sweets.

Clever. You turn me on. Come fuck my rolls, baby.

What can I do to make you more angry? More obsessed with me? You cannot stop thinking about me, even to the point of starting your own discussion about me. Ummmm....I love you.

Good sweetie. Get your rocks off and then perhaps you won't be so worked up about things. Enjoy yourself, lover.

Why doesn't that surprise me?

Probably dropped there by some low rent employee who doesn't know how to do her job correctly.

You wish you were as awesome as I am. I am superior to all those around me and I am entitled to feel this way.

I love when a person fat shames. Especially you, baby. Come over and amount...I mean, mount me, you hot thing. See, you can imagine I am fat and I can imagine you are hot. Love it.

The hotter the better.

Why don't you try not.being a cunt?

Why don't you come on over and get inside my cunt?

Uh, no.

Darn. You are such a tease. I love that about you. Kiss kiss you sexy thing.

You the type to make a scene over a cheesy gordita how you gonna act like he's mad

Wanna come over and stick in my my cheesy gordita???

If cheesy gordita is a euphemism for uncut penis then ^yes

Then? Yes? No? Whatever turns you on, sweets.

cheesy gordita???

Sounds like a yeast infection.

Vulveeta

Perhaps. Hard to wash down there with all the fat rolls, ya know.

Shut up fatty.

Cum make me, sweetie.

You realise that people in real life probably have no respect for you because you can't control your eating habits?

Can an American explain to me please why so many of you eat until you are obese?

I am just amused that so many of you are completely unable to differentiate between reality and make-believe. Do you really believe everything you read here on Reddit and other online forums? I mean, you know nothing about me but you are convinced that I look the way some douche has declared I look and you are seriously asking about it. You believe whatever you are told to believe, don't you?

I figure you're obese because someone as lazy as yourself would be.

Oh, well then ok. Because I made some inept cashier pick up the change that SHE dropped, then I am lazy? I love your wacky way of thinking, you crazy nutjob.

crazy nutjob

Apparently fat people have no self-awareness

I love you. So concerned about the workaday cashier. So concerned. Such a fighter for humanity. Yet fat shaming is ok. You are a sad person. And you are stupid as well since you have no idea what I look like but you are going on and on and on and on about me being fat.

fat shaming

This is proof that you're a fattie

Just check how often they post, they're 100% a fat lazy piece of shit. non-stop posting for 7 hours, with maybe a 7 hour break for sleep, then more posting.

It's not not-stop, they have to make Taco Bell rings every couple hours.

wew got em

Yes, I am huge. 10000 pounds. Sitting in bed, rolls of fat. Yes, I could not get out of my car to get my change. You are all correct. Fat, lazy, piece of shit. All of you are spot on. Pat yourselves on the back for being so astute. I would to continue but I am bored now. So carry on without me. Love your sweet, fat, lazy piece of shit friend. I love all of you wonderful, morally superior armchair computer jockeys. Have a great day and I will now go back to eating crumbs out of my belly rolls. hahahaha

I think you responded to the wrong guy, friend

Yes! You are Sherlock Holmes! You have your proof! Words on a computer screen and you have it all figured out. Give yourself a prize and carry on. I am bored of this. Yes, I am fat. Huge. Mega chunky. You win! Have a great day, sweet lover.

You get very defensive about your weight. Have you considered eating less?

Oh sweetheart. But can I eat you? Oh I don't mind being a big old fat entitled whale. I love it. And I love you for caring. For that I want to stick my tongue up your lovely ass and eat that shit out of it so that I can gain even more weight. I love you darling.

Haha fatty can barely fit in the door.

But I can fit on your face. Let me sit on your. I will smother you with my fatness. You will love it lover.

Cx

Whatever this means I love you.

Too stupid to figure it out lul

I still love you, despite your wicked wit and obvious high intelligence.

Fat shaming entitled cunts is perfectly fine imo

Yes, my cunt is entitled to have your face shoved into it, licking my pussy dry. Please do that. I love you.

I know it's all fun and games joking about your hideous health issues but /r/Drama is considered a positive space for sexual assault survivors. I would like to ask you tone down the threats of sexual assault and shift the thread back to making fun of obese people.

Shut up. You should have directed this to the fuck ass who started this thread in here.

Honey, take your liberal hysteria somewhere else. Go peddle your crazy elsewhere. If you want to say I am threatening sexual assault, you are a batshit crazy loon. Fuck off.

inept cashier

Boy you really think you're high and mighty. Just cuz you gotta look down 6 rolling hills of fat just to see over your planet of a body doesn't mean you're looking 'down', you're just trying to look straight ahead m8. I know it's confusing, what with all that squeeze on your braincage.

Actually, 8 rolls of fat. Get your facts straight.

Anyone who's worked in food service knows that all the shitty entitled customers are fat asses, it's because heifers lose their minds if they haven't eaten in 3 hours.

Fats also tend to be too retarded to cook their own food, so they're waddling up to some counter 10-20 times a week.

You got it, sweet cheeks.

aonome

I keep seeing you everywhere. What's your game?

I've contributed here for like a year now but a lot of my old submissions I deleted with a script because I left dox somewhere

Hmmm yeah suuuuuurreeee then why do I keep seeing your name? Hmm?

I use ukpolitics too

oh

Come fuck my rolls, baby.

Okay, as long as I can use a meat cleaver and finish with a baseball bat.

Whatever gets your little weenie hard, sweet lover.

Don't let these poorsies wind you up, honey. Too many of these people don't know their place.

I am actually having fun going round with them. Wish I could say they were having fun, too.

how gullible are you lol

Why didn't the girl just hand you another 30 cents from the register?

I don't know. Probably because she was too stupid to do so.

Surprised no one really gets the real problem with this behavior: The OP is essentially holding the rest of the drive-through line hostage in order to engage in her grandstanding. The employee can't just blow her off because the implicit threat is that she's just going to sit in her car until the employee does whatever she wants. Do you think everyone waiting behind you supports your little tantrum? Do you care?

Probably not. I do admire the not-giving-a-fuck attitude towards the hand-wringing in the replies. Kinda.

Did you assume their gender!??!?!!!???!

There really needs to be an internet rule or maxim that amounts to, "if it types like a fat woman, it's probably a fat woman."

why are you talking them like they're here. You have to tag them like his /u/jajoju123

You are so helpful.

Several years ago I saw someone pull that shit, except it was at a toll both, apparently the driver of the car ahead of me had gone into a hybrid Sunpass(or EZ-Pass, or whatever its called in 49 other states)change lane. But her sensor wasnt working, so she threw a fucking fit demanding that she be let through anyway. The toll both operator obviously could not do that. After about 10 minutes of waiting behind her I just got out of my car and tossed 50 cents in the basket for her.

Yeah I am aware I basically rewarded her bad behavior, but I had to get to work and I didnt have the patience for some fucking twat throwing a tantrum. There was at least seven cars stuck behind her, including myself.

The point is people like /u/jajoju123 are giagantic sacks of shit.

Man I saw someone /u/jajoju123

Now you know I am totally into sacks of shit. Please read other post about it. I love when people post raunchy.

You have to remember /u/jajoju123 is a nutty Italian broad.

Being Italian, people assume I am either connected or I know people in the Mafia. Being from NYC, people assume I step over dead bodies all day long. Yes, a naive soul from Colorado actually asked me if there were dead bodies in the streets of NY. Now, being an Italian from NYC, well...the assumptions are all over the place.

Italian

/u/jajoju123 I hate people like you.

Um, ok. I don't care.

Yes, I am.

I don't care. You are right. I would do it again, in a hot second.

Whale whale whale what do we have there

I know we all hate fatties like /u/jajoju123 here, I do too. But I'm with fatty on this one. Fatty safely deposited her part of the deal with the cashier and it is on the cashier to reciprocate with the change. It literally takes a few seconds more to pay attention and carefully drop change and if they cant do it, then fatty was right in asking them to come around and pick it up for her.

Now stop being so cruel, you sexy thing. Although I must admit I am turned on by your harsh words and when you call me fattie I just get all juicy and wet. Come on over and pick the coins out of my ass, baby.

u/jajoju123 please keep eating you fat piece of shit, it is just making the heart attack come sooner. I imagine some day you'll see a triple dipped cone of custard somewhere and you'll get so excited you'll die right then and there you entitled fat piece of shit.

I love you sweetie. Thanks for hoping I find a big ice cream cone. I would love that. I would love to eat that cone and then eat your ass out. But we can only dream. For now I will go back to my entitled life in fattie land but maybe one day we can meet. I love you so much, sweetheart.

I don't let the retarded eat my ass out, sorry

Once you go retarded, you never go back.

Sure but people who aren't fat losers would just let it go because it's less than $1

It's called just not going back to that place, or calling and complaining when you get home.

poor detected

If you are that goddam uncoordinated you have no business using the drive-thru.

lmao /u/jajoju123 what a dumpster fire of a human being

it's like watching incels, it just makes me feel better about myself

like yeah sure I haven't washed my sheets in a while and I'm the sort of autist who posts on /r/drama but at least I'm not the kind of abject loser who flips out and power trips on a taco bell cashier over fourteen cents in dropped change

"...and be thankful I don't make you lick my shoes, too."

jesus christ lady, bring your ego back down to planet earth, ffs. you ain't that god damned special.

No fuckin gshit u/jajoju123 thinks she's so much better than the cashier, yet she's the fat sack of shit who cares about < $1 in change

I love sacks of shit. So moist and dirty and heavy with the possibility of smearing it all over the both of us. Maybe in another life we can share your fantasy of sacks of shit. I am better than the cashier but I must correct you. It was really only about 30 cents she dropped. But I still enjoyed watching her pick it up. I ran my fingers across my fat wet twat while she did it. Have a sweet day, lover.

At this point we have reached levels of cringe I didn't even think were possible

Oh I can go to levels so deep your head would spin, love.

Land whale doesn't have enough room exit car.

Jesus

Only in America!!

This is pretty standard for lazy amerifats, they think spending $5 on greasy gruel made by teenagers on minimum wage entitles them to 5 star service.

You're all fatophobic bigots. Fuck reddit is toxic.

TWO SCOOPS GRONALD GRUMPF! YOU WILL NO-

ARRGGGGHHHH I FELL OVER, SOMEONE STOP DRONALD DRUMF WAAAAHH HE'S GOT TWO SCOOPPPS OF ICE CREAM! PLEASE STOP HIM FROM GETTING THE NUCLEAR CONES! C'MERE SLUMPF I JHUST WANT TO TALK TO YA'!

Lol no u

Found the fatty

Shut the fuck up drumpfkin! TWO SCOOPS, OBESITY IS AN ILLNESS NOT A CRIME!

Sorry, eating bacon double-cheeseburgers is not an illness.

But taking TWO FUCKING SCOOPS isn't. Its over Glumpfkins.

OBESITY IS AN ILLNESS NOT A CRIME!

why not both

Ah going the Japan route are we? Guess you exposed you position KAMAKAZI SPY!

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