You're not shit next to me. My genes are just light years superior to yours and I don't even need to look at you.

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It's my fault the first and only time a girl touched my genitals she punched them because she was drunk and thought it was funny.

/u/Angry_runt it seems a lot of your problems could be solved by punching women who are mean to you in the face.

Nowadays they just ignore me.

Imagine the hatred brewing in your parents' hearts, /u/angry runt. To have spent their lives slaving away with the hope that their son would be a great man who would help the world. Instead they have you. Saturate your mind with the creeping thoughts of disappointment they must be pondering, as they hear you plan these little "pranks" on random women. Wait for them to die, then off yourself.

That's a shot in the dark. As it happens, they are proud of me. I've been earning quite a bit for the past several years and all my parents know is that I have a very comfortable life. I've paid to have their houses remodeled, paid off all of their debt and sent them on vacation (not together because they're divorced). They'd be pretty sad if they knew my situation, but I just let them know the good stuff. If they suspect anything, they're keeping it to themselves.

Why are you posting on a "normie" sub? Are you supposed to be back at r/incels saying:

Personality doesn't matter Normie brains can't comprehend anything All girls are the same GET OUT NORMIE, REEEEEEE Normies don't want to give advice, they want to feel superior

I'm going to get downvoted to hell but it feels good to say: I agree with you, the lot of you delusional "sub-humans," as you call yourselves should LDAR.

You guys are sick. Go ahead and give a witty retort, I'm laughing that you let a girl beat up your balls.

This thread is literally about me, so why wouldn't I post here?

Well, when you guys ask "why do normies x," and then ban us for telling the truth...it lowers our opinion of you. You are extremely soft shelled.

Oh yeah, I'll give you the normies experience, but reversed for autistic ugly people: DISGUSTING SUBMAN SCUM, GET OUT, REEEEE"

See how that goes? The whole getting summoned and then summarily disregarded thing? Let's try it out again:

You're ugly, no one wants to Fuck you, and your regressive ideas on sexual relationships. Look man, I'm sorry no one wants to Fuck you but you and all the other incels should seriously consider being normal human beings. You guys take pride in making fun of functioning adults and insist that if a girl is in a relationship with us she we are beta providers. Try living in the real world for a day instead of an echo chamber.

Like I said; you guys all day LDAR but won't pull the trigger. Please, free us from your retarded views and either become a human being or end it.

Well, when you guys ask "why do normies x," and then ban us for telling the truth...it lowers our opinion of you. You are extremely soft shelled.

Yeah, I don't get it why they do that. I love it when normies come to our sub because a lot of them can be blackpilled. If they try to empathize with us they can gradually come to accept our worldview, and if they are abusive they are just proving our point and bringing the bullied and the ostracized closer to us.

Please, free us from your retarded views and either become a human being or end it.

Uh... no. We can't enjoy life the way you can, but we can fuck things up for you if there is enough of us.

You can't fuck my life up. Period. Your collective angst is a joke.

However, you seem reasonable in that you agree that r/incels asks for normies and then bans them. How ate you mate? Feel free to pm me?

You can't fuck my life up. Period. Your collective angst is a joke.

Well not you specifically, but normies in general. Pretty much all incels are Trump supporters or sympathizers. I helped organize a couple of events for Trump during the election and of course I voted for him. Now that he's won, his SCOTUS picks can overturn Roe v Wade, which will create a chilling effect on casual sex. And you know how Republicans are about everything related to sex so life is going to be a bit shittier for so many Stacies and breeders out there, and I'm proud to have contributed to that.

If Bush couldn't overturn roe v Wade how do you think a Dorito can?

The president can't overturn SCOTUS decisions, but his SCOTUS picks can. Kennedy will most likely retire this summer and RBG is getting pretty old too. Every SCOTUS decision in the next 20 years will probably be 6-3 conservative so all it takes is someone to bring the case.

which will create a chilling effect on casual sex.

I find someone unable to have sex an unreliable source for advice on things that have a cause/effect on sex.

I guess we'll see. I'll support whatever makes slutting around harder. Except Sharia law, that's a bit too much.

whatever makes slutting around harder.

Do you have anything to back this up other than your feels?

Shot in the dark

"Shot through the heart!"

I'm not sorry, I had to make this awful joke and share my little moment of musical autism.

I delete all my posts every week or so. Except for the first couple of months, then it took me ages to delete all my posts so now I do it regularly. Why, did you need something from my post history?

That's weird.

You're weird, no wonder you've never gotten laid.

Yes, my hideous face has nothing to do with it because we live in a Just World where good things happen to good people and bad things happen to bad people.

We don't even know if you're hideous. You didn't put yourself on any rate me subs!

I actually feel sorry for incels. They're like male versions of the fat man hating "all PIV is rape" feminists but without the vague prestige.

They'd be one of our lowest castes.