I REALLY NEED TO FAP BUT THERE'S A GIRL HERE AND SHE KEEPS COMING INTO MY ROOM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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So let me just start by saying that I understand how completely ridiculous this sounds, seeing as I'm a female and definitely too old to be new to this, but I genuinely don't understand how to masturbate. I'm pretty sure this isn't a common problem because I haven't found any other threads about it, but here we go with my embarrassment anyway... I enjoy porn, I feel aroused, and I want to enjoy the sensation of masturbating like I see online/read people talk about, but I do not understand how. I will rub myself sometimes when I watching porn or just because, I don't know, I'm bored, and it feels nice for a moment. I've felt the desire to take it further and when I try to make myself keep going it just eventually kind of turns into uncomfortable pain/pressure, not fun, awesome sensation. I've watched female masturbation videos, girls taking care of themselves and whatnot, and I've tried to recreate it but I just don't enjoy it for more than a couple of seconds. Literally, a matter of seconds. I stimulate my clit when I'm looking at stuff that turns me on, and even before touching myself I'll be wet when I watch the right thing online, but nothing ever comes of it. Honestly, I probably enjoy it a bit more over my panties than direct stimulation, but even then it still doesn't last for more than 5 seconds or so. It's just like "oh, that was a pleasant sensation, anddd now it's just kind of uncomfortable so I guess I'll just stop" I don't think I'm in my own head about it or whatever, I'm not sexually repressed or super religious, I want to enjoy it and honestly think it's hot that other girls do it. I am the dictionary definition of a "late bloomer", not even having my first kiss until I was in university, so I've never had a guy "down there" (unfortunately). I definitely believe that I should be able to take care of myself and understand my own body without having to rely on a man, but I don't even know how to do that. Basically, wtf is wrong with me? How do you teach yourself to do something that seems super obviously and innate. I want to learn how to get pleasure out of it and I fear that when I do have sex it will be super boring, seeing as I apparently don't feel much. Please give me any tips that you have!

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guy also. my recommendation is to call on allah for guidance

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