Lol you are a prize dumbfuck. When you eventually get arrested (since you are plainly too retarded to stop), will you still be an incel if you get molested in jail?
I said arrested, not convicted. You pretending to be other people is suspicious as shit and can get you arrested, even if the Police ultimately determine that you are not actually committing identity fraud or identity theft after an investigation. And that is without taking into consideration any other actions that the Police or the person you are stealing photos from might take against you.
Breach of privacy identity left defamation hmmmm let see that only the person
That can take me civily is the person im using the pics.
Emotional distress??? Because i struck her ego thats not enough for emotional distress
That is for a court to decide, boyo. And I would bet your attitude would get you crucified by any competent counsel, especially when they dig up all your retarded posts on reddit and 4chan.
I note you are deliberately ignoring the fact you could be arrested and put into prison while they check your bona fides. Are you going to suck Bubba off or let him do you in the butt? Would you still be an incel?
You muppet. Someone brings a suit by filing it in court. Even if it is groundless, you or your legal counsel have to come to court to have it struck down by the court at a preliminary hearing. And given the sheer wealth of evidence that you have put on the fucking internet, it will never, ever die that way. You are the stupidest dumbfuck alive. You recorded literally every step of you committing tortious actions and then broadcast it to the world at large. Not only that, but you chased the poor girl hoping to elicit a response that she was upset. It is like you want to get sued. And then texted her afterwards to say she was pretty, confirming to her that she has your contact details!
You might well be the most stupid person I have seen in weeks.
I'm slightly disappointed only because the stories public defenders have are absolutely hilarious. I sort of know one through my parents and he has a lot of stories about people doing things like showing up to fight a possession charge reeking of weed and wearing clothing with drug references on it. That and driving to the courthouse with a suspended license to fight the charge that gave them the suspended license.
Too bad there isn't a sub dedicated to these sorts of stories.
One of the most notorious wrongful conviction cases here, which was eventually corrected after a couple of decades, happened because a slow kid with learning disabilities admitted to the Police that he had committed a rape and murder (he hadnt) because he wanted to claim the reward for himself.
Don't worry, h8celibate is probably the most pathetic person on that sub besides the catfisher himself. Tell me you're hacked now h8celibate I dare you. Do the world a favor and leave reddit, preferably the entire Internet.
Oh, I know. I was just hoping to goad his weird little incel arse into a dick-measuring competition, because I have not damaged someones psyche in a week.
You spend all your time posting on drama like it's some reality tv. It's imaginary drama you bellend. And your buddy u/curt0905 needs to sort his depressed fucking brain before he comes attacking my posts. Maybe you two can keep each other some company instead of worrying about incels.
Wow /u/h8celibacy, hacked again huh? Even with depression and anxiety I manage to have healthy relationships. Trying to use my health issues as a way to upset me is hilarious because I've accepted them long ago. It isnt imaginary internet drama when a degenerate goes into the real world and messes with people.
It's called training women to be careful next time. Now that fat girl will be weary when she meets someone online and verify their identity. If anything she should be thanking the catfish for opening her eyes.
And u/comedicsans I'd rather vent to cope than shitpost about some minuscule drama about irrelevant internet people.
You know really, criminals are doing a service to their victims. You cant know how to avoid a problem without experiencing it. Maybe weve had it all wrong the whole time.
Even over the internet there is know way to know whos sane and who isnt. For all you know I could be a raving lunatic. Except that is ridiculous just as much as your "diagnosis" of me.
You have to cope with being an dry-dicked retard who goes out of his way to be a unloveable? Have you realised your coping mechanism is exactly why you are a dry-dicked retard?
In theory with what you're doing online you could be committing copyright infringement for using someone else's pictures, and defamation if one of these girls finds out what you've posted about them online.
I'm guessing that he's become addicted to the fleeting joy of having momentarily established an online flirtation with a girl. Then to avoid the inevitable rejection, he tries to pre-emptively humiliate them before they can do the same to him.
Can we get some pics of yourself, Drdolittle23? I'd really like to connect a face to that creepy voice of yours.
You seriously need to hop off his dick. Why are all of you white knights so concerned? He didn't hurt anyone. If anything it's that dumb fat whores fault for not taking precaution. She should have verified it was him before meeting. Her dumb fatass deserved to get her time wasted.
Don't let these morons guilt trip you. Keep these videos comin.
I might have suicidal thoughts sometimes (werid that you went over my comment history) but incels are a special kind of people. You are way beyond saving and are more of a negative effect on the world than anything else
Fucking kys, shitlord. You and your fellow pussies need to grow the fuck up instead of bitching when you're treated like the pieces of shit that you are. You literally are ok with bullying random women but the second someone you or your compatriots are the subject of any criticism you cry and ask for sympathy. You fucks are going to be among the first groups of fucktards up against the wall when the mayocide hits full swing.
I actually thought I deleted that post a week or so after we made some others. She ended up getting creeped out by someone who was saying some explicit things that he wanted to do to her (kinky, we admitted, but still creepy) and I thought we managed to snag them all before any more creepers showed up. Glad you caught that for me! As for you opinion, well, kys. She's a great person, has great cans, and we have a great relationship. I'm not ashamed of my wife, can you say the same about being an incel?
You're not ashamed of her? There's some strong cope going on. Normal dudes would rather say "i' m proud of my wife" instead of feeling the need to explain themselves for marrying a fat subhuman
Actually the original posts from her account got a pretty positive reception. The one lonely straggler I made was simply a cross post/shitposting that I didn't tend to. You know what's really hilarious? How you two are prime examples of incels being nothing more than impotent angry cucks that must hate jerk to soothe your butthurt from seeing a fellow societal reject being laughed at in r/drama.
It's hypocritical of a grody incel to call someone a pig, dude. You're entire sub is chock full of lonely sexist pigs ffs. As far as "exploiting" my wife goes methinks you're just reaching for something that isn't there with your faggy friend and hate jerking in typical incel fashion. My wife actually just wanted to give Reddit a try (a mistake I warned her about) and when she asked if me I was alright with her posting pics for desperate blue balled losers like yourself I told her I was fine with it. Crazy right? Totally not other couples out there who do the same thing on a regular basis or anything.
Said the incel making slanderous presumptions, lol. The more you comment here the more you prove my point. You're better off killing yourself at this point, you're not even of use in r/drama.
Only dick her mouth tastes like is mine, my little emotionally unstable cuck. You seem pretty hung up on the fact that everyone has a few different partners before they find one they want to marry. It must be hard for you come to grips with, which is understandable​ what with you being a retarded incel and all. The only thing more pathetic than an incel is....
...actually I don't think there's anything more pathetic than that. Explains why you're so angry and spiteful.
Well I am proud of my wife, but I need to keep you going to continue perpetuating drama so I'm pretty much giving you some opportunities to continue showing how much of a shitty Hunan being you are. I have nothing to cope with, especially when she puts my dick between those wonderful tits. Big is beautiful, dude. That whole"explaining" bit is just my habit of being earnest and yappy like always. See, we mature and sociably functional members of society don't immediately call people subhuman just for being a little big. We actually, y'know, value those around us. I know that's a hard concept for fucktards like yourself to understand but I still have hope that one day you will. I know there's a person in that shit filled head of yours somewhere.
Lol, pretty good considering that most people do end up having a few different partners before they find someone who they feel they want to spend the rest of their lives with. You should really stop saying "chad" btw, it makes you sound like a wannabe limey. Also, I was the dude who stole her away from someone so I guess that makes me the "chad" in this case. Tell me, were you cucked? Is that why you mention that activity? Because you were hurt by a girl and since that day you never quite felt the same and became the sad pathetic incel we see here today? Is your lashing out at others your way of coping with your shitty luck with women? Has it mended your broken little dick-I mean heart- and given you that little boost you need to stop yourself from finally putting yourself out of your misery?
It's ok my little dweeb, we all know that you can't help your mental illness. Maybe one day you'll be able to cash it in for piece of /u/Prince_Kropotkin's sweet bussy. He loves taking advantage of the mayoskins.
Well considering that she has in no way, shape, or form ever cheated on me I'm not really concerned about an imaginary dude's meat juice being anywhere near my wife. Keep going, you're just proving how much of an insecure redpill incel you are by attempting to project your own jaded bullshit onto me. It's okay, Jon, one day your pain and suffering will stop. All you gotta do is pick a utensil and kill yourself with it, you won't even have to tear yourself away from the screen. Hell, if you could take some pics or a vid and post that shit to your sub that'd make everything better. We could all join hands and dance around the post like we do whenever one of your fellow incels realizes there's no hope for him. Maybe we could squeeze in some karaoke!
Sounds more tempting than the idea of being married to a fat subcreature of a woman and being so deluded that I think going for a bbw lowtier thing would make me any less virgin or FA
You really can't be any more creative than using the same shitty quips teenagers use on each other in the hallways? C'mon, surely you can do better than that. Ffs, you've even resorted to just slapping together word vomit. Your comments are just oozing with insecure projection and salty bitterness. Maybe this is why you're a lonely incel angry at the world for daring to let people find happiness in each other. Women don't like useless sleeze bags that think wasting a couple hours harassing them should lead to sex. Well, it's actually more than that I'm sure. I guess women simply don't like limp wristed and dimwitted sexist losers who have to compensate for their utter shittiness by riding each other's dicks while they lash out those fortunate enough to have a great relationship with their partners.
Chad wouldn't even look in her direction. The dude just got himself some post-prime whore who fucked chad as long as she could and married some virgin in disguise after getting fat
Hold up, so you're saying that because I'm not a retarded sexist redpill incel I'm a bluepilled cuck? Interesting, tell me more about how I, a bisexual man, am homophobic for making a gay joke at you.
So you're a closeted gay with a bbw beard who gets his self-worth from bullying depressed virgins? And you're tellung us to end ourselves? How ashamed is your father of you?
He's actually pretty proud of me, I've done enough with my life so far, apparently. I guess bullying depressed virgins like yourself pays off pretty well. I should point out to you though that no r/drama user has any self worth, that'd be sacrilege. But I guess that's something we have in common, eh? Look at it this way, we here at r/drama have already planned out our mayocide. You on the other hand are slacking in that regard so I suggest you hop to it.
Wtf thought you were just some bluepilled cucked liberal but you are also a redneck who "needs" a fucking assault rifle to protect his garbage trailer park home. Just end yourself. Fucking Americans at it again.
Surprise, I'm a moderate! :D If you had bothered to read the rest of that post you'd notice that I also favor a twelve gauge for home defense. You seem to be pretty committed to stalking through my post/comment history and regurgitating more of your bullshit opinions about me as if anyone honestly gives a fuck. Tell me, how upset are you right now? How come you haven't applied some ointment to that chapped painful ass yet? Furthermore, how do you not know the difference between an assault rifle and a simple semiautomatic AR? Oh wait, I forgot, you're fucking retarded and probably couldn't handle shooting one let alone learning the difference between the two. You should really seek therapy or something, dude. You're creeping through a random r/drama commenter's history just to keep spewing garbage at him because you got butthurt by him laughing at your pussified hypocrisy. But then again that shouldn't surprise anyone considering that you're just another bitch ass incel screeching indignantly at anyone that isn't one of your fellow dime a dozen plebeian redpill asshats. The world really would be better off without you and people like you. I suppose that's why you haven't offer yourself yet, you're too much of a narcissistic pussy to actually bother doing anything good for the community like that.
I don't know what the difference is bc I never had one in my hands. I'm from germany (yeah it's also a shithole so what?) and they aren't allowed here. Although it might be considered an encroachment on the personal freedom I'm OK with it because it guarantees that hillbilly retards like you won't own them either to defend their immobile whalewifes.
Wow, tire still sperging out? How does it feel to know that no matter how maliciously you may sling stereotypes and generic insults at others you'll always be a pathetic angry incel losing your shit in a sub where all anyone does is antagonize sad little sacks of shit like yourself for the entertainment of everyone online? You're just another muppet yapping incessantly like a Chihuahua, shaking as you nip at the ankles of those around you who lead happier lives. So I live in a trailer, I've lived in better and I've lived in worse. Would I like a proper house? Sure, but that doesn't mean that some sniveling little Deutschebag like you is anything more than a lowly little bitchy Omega not even worth the dried effluence that stains his socks much like his failure to procure a mate stains poor shattered soul. Do i like guns? Bet your sour grapes I do They're fun to shoot and serve as tools for hunting and killing shmucks like your ancestors who couldn't win the wars they started out of being sensitive insecure pissants lashing out at the world to compensate for being shitty idiotic people. Fucktards like you are all talk and have nothing to contribute towards humanity's improvement whatsoever which is why you sad little kids lash out so much. You aren't continuing to spout word vomit at me because it's entertaining to you, you're doing it because you crave the attention you gain from it. It makes you forget about how much you hurt on the inside by distracting you from your obvious mental illness that sends you spiraling further down into the depths of miserable loneliness. Your only friends are your fellow cucks and retards. You can keep venting all you want while you pretend to not care about how others view you but ultimately you'll never change that you do care and that you are quite honestly just another statistic that will be forgotten. You'll thrash about in a tantrum over your spilt tendies screaming that life just isn't fair and people should feel obligated to surrender to your weak minded will and procreate with you to no avail. The best thing for you to do right now is to either have an epiphany and realize that you need to change yourself into a proper functioning member of society with some actual social skills or kill yourself so that in some way you'll give something back to the world that you taint with your disgustingly awful personality.
It's funny how you're insinuating that i'd spend my whole time on you although you're the one who's always writing down your pathetic life stories to my short responses. You're living in a trailer? Don't have to read any further, you just disqualified everything you wrote and you will wrote in the future. Fat wife, guns, trailerpark life. Nice image. Yes I'm German you can gladly hold me accountable for all the cruel things the Nazis did to my people although i' m also Jewish but idc. Now that I know that your life is even worse than mine I'm not in the right moot to insult you anymore.
I typed that shit in only a few minutes with one hand and a phone, lol. I'm concise and expressive, sorry that you can't handle getting shit on for being the lowest form of human life. You're a redpilled kraut, an incel, forever alone, narcissistic, arrogant, ignorant, retarded, hypocritical, easy to bait, and generally so full of shit you might as well be the world's biggest turd. You say that my life is worse than yours yet my life is rather nice, quaint as it may be at the moment, and I really could be doing much worse. You're just proving my point by prattling on about how you view my life. I've survived Detroit, I thrived in the suburb of Hales Corners (nice little village, 20-30 minutes away from everything worth enjoying in Milwaukee), and I'm getting by just fine in Harlem. I can proudly say that I've earned everything I have in life, I don't need the trappings of an entitled schoolboy to be happy unlike you. It seems to me like I've simply worn you out and now you're just backing away like the pussy you are. My wife has some extra meat her, who cares? The only woman you have to call your own is your hand. I don't see why my enjoying my 2nd Amendment rights is something so atrocious to you but then again you're the descendant of impotent Nazi scum in addition to the rest of your flaws so I guess I can't say I don't understand that (you're just a fucktard, after all). Oh and my trailer park life? It's not that bad, being out in the woods with a handful of honest people from multiple ethnicities and religious backgrounds without living around shitheaded self entitled twats is nice. Maybe when we move to Colorado I'll send you some weed so you'll at least have a healthier coping mechanism than being a sorry little internet cunt. I'd say you're the one who's life is worse than mine, I've "been around the block" so to speak. I've experienced much in such a short time on this planet and I'm grateful​ for it. You on the other hand are just a bitch with a keyboard and blue balls backing away from someone far crazier and meaner than you after being berated like the meager shit stain that you are. So, as I said earlier, kill yourself. Shitty people who come to the defense of they're fellow shitty person's abhorrent choices by attempting to slander someone's life are honestly usually some of the most pathetic people life has to offer. You are nothing but internet trash just like the rest of your fellow delusional shitlords and really should commit mass suicide with them (I'll even supply the punch). Thanks for coming out to play with us here in r/drama, pussy. :D
It's OK dude, you won by exposing you whole life story and all. Shitting on real people doesn't do it for me. Feel free to keep on telling me to kill myself
That's not even my entire life's story but I could anyways tell you it. With that said though, I prefer the "kill yourself REEEE" option. Now hurry up and mayocide yourself. Churning out pasta is easy but boring and you're​ entertainment value has run out. Maybe if you hang yourself from the local school flagpole you'll get some screen time on YouTube.
Wait, that's him? I saw those the last time and thought they were both fake pics. Didn't he say he was deformed?
Holy shit, Drdolittle23. You're not repulsive. Get off the internet, go outside, and meet people. If possible, befriend a gay guy and ask him to "Queer eye" your wardrobe and drop the Dark Enlightenment schtick. Seriously, get your fucking feet off the seat, you fucking savage. Learn how to carry yourself without looking like a try-hard and your incel issues will fade in the long run.
Also, he claims to have used Jeff Seid this time around.
king, what Chad photo did you use? I wanna see the guy >> Jeff seid
It is a little funny that the girl's bullshit detector didn't go off long before the encounter.
3 and 4 aren't him it's some random "chad" he posted in response to the comment in picture 5. You're still right though, he's not deformed and could look pretty good if he didn't dress like a retard.
Seriously he's not even that bad looking if a guy, can easily get a girl, but it's his shittybawful perosnality. I'm genuinely curious as to what made him this way
Meanwhile people like you people could just grow up to become a drain to the Normies community No worries bud, I soon the world is a kind of obsession, hating someone is skeptical about the professor himself and his views just leave us alone Who is downvoting?
The sad truth is most of his friends are on that sub. They are crabs in a bucket, hence, guaranteeing a continued future of being labeled that awkward guy who doesn't know how to act around other people.
They are a pity party sub that encourage their users to be socially awkward versus finding hobbies, making connections with people in real life, and enjoying life. The surround themselves online with other people with a likewise horrible attitude, then wonder why people in real life don't want to be around their misery. They would almost inspire pity if they were not so hateful towards other people.
Why exactly are you doing this? Obviously you have a point to prove but what you are doing is only going to cause a lot of trouble for yourself and destroy your life rather than improve it. It's obvious that you are in a bad place if you are catfishing people. Instead of putting all this effort into making your life worse, why don't you put that effort into improving yourself. It may take some time but you might actually find yourself becoming happy.
I'm glad the cops were called on you. You need a wake up call because you don't seem to realise that what you are doing is really creepy.
Now, why exactly are you cat fishing a woman? Is it because a normal woman would never talk to you & your disgusting fat floppy tits? Is it because as yourself you could never be interesting or confident in yourself? Are you only interesting when you're someone else? When you live in another man's skin?
True. I believe /u/Deimorz had said the last time he brought it up (this was about a year ago) that each upvote is worth about 0.8 karma, and each downvote is worth about -0.2 karma.
Though, I'm curious how much this is affected at high post scores. I recently had a post that got around 2000 points and got an amount of karma that was relatively close to that number (only off by a couple hundred).
While this guy should have much more karma than he does.
Yeah, I'm guessing there are some diminishing returns. The problem is I'm seeing this which is basically saying what the values of the karma ratios are (for the public its 1 to 1).
Unless affects_karma is called less often, which I would have no way of knowing (since that is part of the super-duper-secret admintools).
Everyone knows comment karma isn't real karma bwahaha.
And there are some pretty surprisingly no-NEET ways to gain karma. My old account had 90k, mostly because it was me and my ex's gw account. Some of them were even taken outside!
It was a couple of years ago and I deleted my alt we broke up, so I don't think there are any, aside from random autists reposting our shit here and there.
u/DrDolittle23 was just awash in the glow of losing his "talking to a girl IRL" virginity. This is a big milestone for an incel, we should be more supportive and proud.
/u/Drdolittle23 Why are you so invested in being pathetic? The fact of the matter is you could actually get laid if you got over yourself and actually put in a little effort.
TBH I get the impression that it's much more comforting to you to pretend it's impossible because you're too lazy and self-important to work towards something that isn't handed to you like tendies on a platter. This is the reason people are baffled by and look down on you; as much as you want to blame it and all your problems on something completely out of your control, they're all down to your attitude and shitty personality.
Being average is his problem. Good looking and in good enough shape that girls with bad skin, or flat chests, or who are chubby, whatever, aren't good looking enough for him and are off the table. Not nearly good looking enough to land someone attractive.
Plus, he posts in incels so you know his personality is shit.
Since you think women are evil for not fucking you does that mean you're obligated to fuck a sweaty fat virgin if he wants it? Are you evil for rejecting him?
Trans men are physically weaker than cis men tho. That's where the distinction lies. And it is a complete lie to biology to say women and men have the same physical strength. Women are weaker. It is sad and it sucks but it is the truth.
Then how do you plan on stabbing a man to death, cunt?
What if he just catches your weak girl arm, punches you in the face, and takes your knife away (which is 99.999% what's going to happen unless you catch him off guard)?
If you'd like to see videos of what happens when wannabe tough girls try to take on men, check out /r/pussypassdenied.
lol ok. ((white power ok sign))keep talking its funny tho (like I am upvoting you tho please keep talking) I am totes a weak woman. What else? what kinda hats do u wear??
you keep replying!!!! <3<3<3
When I have nothing to say bb
I bet you wouldn't say that to most dudes that can kick your ass tho ;P
And I'd love to stab u babe. R u gonna be in dc anytime soon? I'm getting kinda turned on
I'll fight you, bitch. I don't give a fuck. We can find a gym and make it legit so the cops don't get involved. I'll get someone to film so I can add the video of breaking your jaw to /r/pussypassdenied.
yo just tell me your info. lmao. Like for real tho I do have an assault on my record and have nothing else to live for. I'll kill you botch. Send me a pretty pic of you and we HAVE!!! to meet in DC you sexy bitch. I really wanna die and nobody willl have a fun fight with me!!! You better meet me bitch. In moco maryland.
Can we make up baby? I am bored of this. And that poutine really changed my mind. Why the fuck do people like gravy tho like wtf. I dunno if we can get over our cultural gravy differences =C
Ok. I am 100% defeated cuz I wanna go to sleep finally. Not like u won or anything. Baka >->
Yeah...gravy is good! but gravy only exists during thanksgiving. So that's why it weirds me out tbh. I never eat that shit. Mashed potatoes are good tho. Dry turkey just sucks
YES I DO BB!!! let's talk on the phone tho <3 <3
Are you LYING TO ME BABY??! Why the fuck are you talkin bout other people baby? But no for real!! I will trade u my stats for yours. Pls dont abandon your little post!!
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n/a SnapshillBot 2017-05-14
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n/a Drdolittle23 2017-05-14
Only because she thought i was recording her
n/a noonches 2017-05-14
You were recording her. That I am sure.
n/a tot22 2017-05-14
I can almost guarantee that /u/drdolittle23 masturbates to the recordings too.
n/a Drdolittle23 2017-05-14
Well yea i recorded her, but not the issue with catfishing.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-14
Lol you are a prize dumbfuck. When you eventually get arrested (since you are plainly too retarded to stop), will you still be an incel if you get molested in jail?
n/a Drdolittle23 2017-05-14
Stop catfishing in what regards to the law is it illegal?
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-14
I said arrested, not convicted. You pretending to be other people is suspicious as shit and can get you arrested, even if the Police ultimately determine that you are not actually committing identity fraud or identity theft after an investigation. And that is without taking into consideration any other actions that the Police or the person you are stealing photos from might take against you.
n/a Drdolittle23 2017-05-14
Breach of privacy identity left defamation hmmmm let see that only the person That can take me civily is the person im using the pics. Emotional distress??? Because i struck her ego thats not enough for emotional distress
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-14
That is for a court to decide, boyo. And I would bet your attitude would get you crucified by any competent counsel, especially when they dig up all your retarded posts on reddit and 4chan.
I note you are deliberately ignoring the fact you could be arrested and put into prison while they check your bona fides. Are you going to suck Bubba off or let him do you in the butt? Would you still be an incel?
n/a Drdolittle23 2017-05-14
No its not up to the court to decide the person who is sueing would be. Its a civil matter not a criminal matter
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-14
You muppet. Someone brings a suit by filing it in court. Even if it is groundless, you or your legal counsel have to come to court to have it struck down by the court at a preliminary hearing. And given the sheer wealth of evidence that you have put on the fucking internet, it will never, ever die that way. You are the stupidest dumbfuck alive. You recorded literally every step of you committing tortious actions and then broadcast it to the world at large. Not only that, but you chased the poor girl hoping to elicit a response that she was upset. It is like you want to get sued. And then texted her afterwards to say she was pretty, confirming to her that she has your contact details!
You might well be the most stupid person I have seen in weeks.
n/a MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-05-14
Are you a public defender?
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-14
No, I like getting paid too much. But I deal with mongos all the same.
n/a MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-05-14
I'm slightly disappointed only because the stories public defenders have are absolutely hilarious. I sort of know one through my parents and he has a lot of stories about people doing things like showing up to fight a possession charge reeking of weed and wearing clothing with drug references on it. That and driving to the courthouse with a suspended license to fight the charge that gave them the suspended license.
Too bad there isn't a sub dedicated to these sorts of stories.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-14
One of the most notorious wrongful conviction cases here, which was eventually corrected after a couple of decades, happened because a slow kid with learning disabilities admitted to the Police that he had committed a rape and murder (he hadnt) because he wanted to claim the reward for himself.
n/a MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-05-14
I remember hearing about that one now that you mentioned it! I can't remember the names though and I keep thinking it's Milgaard but that's not right.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-14
Oh, I am from New Zealand. In this case it was Teina Pora.
n/a BigDaddy_Delta 2017-05-14
the innmates will love your asshole earlobes
n/a Neon_needles 2017-05-14
You seriously are pathetic.
n/a proghjkl 2017-05-14
I think you might be the creepiest person I've seen on reddit.
n/a h8celibacy 2017-05-14
You're a fucking moron
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-14
No, poppet, I am a lawyer.
n/a Curt0905 2017-05-14
Don't worry, h8celibate is probably the most pathetic person on that sub besides the catfisher himself. Tell me you're hacked now h8celibate I dare you. Do the world a favor and leave reddit, preferably the entire Internet.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-14
Oh, I know. I was just hoping to goad his weird little incel arse into a dick-measuring competition, because I have not damaged someones psyche in a week.
n/a Curt0905 2017-05-14
If you wanna damage his psyche all you really have to do is say that you hugged a girl. They'll crucify you for that.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-14
An attractive girl gave me her number on Friday night and I didnt even ask for it. How does that make you feel, /u/h8celibacy?
n/a h8celibacy 2017-05-14
Just seeing this. As mentioned in an earlier comment, my account was compromised.
Anyway, I'm happy for you. Best of luck to both of you :)
n/a DemissiveLive 2017-05-14
Not a pro rape sub
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-14
Hahahaha. I don't believe that for a second.
n/a h8celibacy 2017-05-14
You spend all your time posting on drama like it's some reality tv. It's imaginary drama you bellend. And your buddy u/curt0905 needs to sort his depressed fucking brain before he comes attacking my posts. Maybe you two can keep each other some company instead of worrying about incels.
n/a Curt0905 2017-05-14
Wow /u/h8celibacy, hacked again huh? Even with depression and anxiety I manage to have healthy relationships. Trying to use my health issues as a way to upset me is hilarious because I've accepted them long ago. It isnt imaginary internet drama when a degenerate goes into the real world and messes with people.
n/a h8celibacy 2017-05-14
It's called training women to be careful next time. Now that fat girl will be weary when she meets someone online and verify their identity. If anything she should be thanking the catfish for opening her eyes.
And u/comedicsans I'd rather vent to cope than shitpost about some minuscule drama about irrelevant internet people.
n/a Curt0905 2017-05-14
Training women to be careful? So if I go out and assault a woman am I training her to be more careful when she walks outside?
n/a noonches 2017-05-14
Rape me once, shame on you, rape me twice, shame on me.
n/a Curt0905 2017-05-14
You know really, criminals are doing a service to their victims. You cant know how to avoid a problem without experiencing it. Maybe weve had it all wrong the whole time.
n/a h8celibacy 2017-05-14
That's completely different lmao. Take your meds kiddo, you're acting up again 😂😂. Didn't your doc tell you not to lay off the Zoloft?!?
n/a Curt0905 2017-05-14
Well actually im on Lexapro not Zoloft, and I made sure to take it today. And explain how its different?
n/a h8celibacy 2017-05-14
Have u/comedicsans explain since he knows everything since he has so much time to research as an unemployed lawyer.
n/a Curt0905 2017-05-14
No i think id rather have you explain. Go ahead
n/a h8celibacy 2017-05-14
Get tested for schizophrenia and I'll explain after I know I'm talkin to a sane person and not some deluded lunatic.
n/a DemissiveLive 2017-05-14
Yes, continue to delude us with logic and standard ethics
n/a Curt0905 2017-05-14
Well this may be a controversial opinion, but I think that women have rights and arent just for sex. Arent I just so delusional?
n/a Curt0905 2017-05-14
Even over the internet there is know way to know whos sane and who isnt. For all you know I could be a raving lunatic. Except that is ridiculous just as much as your "diagnosis" of me.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-14
You have to cope with being an dry-dicked retard who goes out of his way to be a unloveable? Have you realised your coping mechanism is exactly why you are a dry-dicked retard?
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-05-14
Incels aren't self aware, bud
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-14
Are you criticising me for having fun shitposting nonsense on a joke sub and not acting like a dead-serious dry-dicked incel? Kek.
n/a strathmeyer 2017-05-14
Just call the cops and let them know beforehand what you're doing so there won't be any trouble.
n/a ConvenientlyNoAnswer 2017-05-14
In theory with what you're doing online you could be committing copyright infringement for using someone else's pictures, and defamation if one of these girls finds out what you've posted about them online.
n/a Drdolittle23 2017-05-14
No its not
n/a MG87 2017-05-14
/u/Drdolittle23 is clearly afraid of vagina, maybe he would prefer hard cock in his anus?
n/a belmincour 2017-05-14
What is so wrong with you that you feel it is not necessary but acceptable to awful to random strangers?
n/a SmurfPrivilege 2017-05-14
I'm guessing that he's become addicted to the fleeting joy of having momentarily established an online flirtation with a girl. Then to avoid the inevitable rejection, he tries to pre-emptively humiliate them before they can do the same to him.
Can we get some pics of yourself, Drdolittle23? I'd really like to connect a face to that creepy voice of yours.
n/a noonches 2017-05-14
here ya go
http://imgur.com/a/vgaVy
n/a HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-05-14
I made this.
n/a noonches 2017-05-14
And I love you for it.
n/a HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-05-14
Thanks bby. Check my edit.
n/a h8celibacy 2017-05-14
You seriously need to hop off his dick. Why are all of you white knights so concerned? He didn't hurt anyone. If anything it's that dumb fat whores fault for not taking precaution. She should have verified it was him before meeting. Her dumb fatass deserved to get her time wasted.
Don't let these morons guilt trip you. Keep these videos comin.
n/a HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-05-14
As the top moderator of this subreddit I'm going to have to ask you to watch your tone with me mister.
n/a OldOrder 2017-05-14
>setting tone
>Not /u/oxus007
KYS fam
n/a HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-05-14
Oh yeah good point
n/a pm_me_ur_cats_toes 2017-05-14
I think you're retarded, son.
n/a jello1994 2017-05-14
That is such an insult to actual retarded people, this guy is in a whole different category.
n/a BigDaddy_Delta 2017-05-14
cry harder incel
n/a h8celibacy 2017-05-14
Have some sympathy at least. I would expect someone who's suicidal to have sympathy but noooo, you want me to suffer.
n/a BigDaddy_Delta 2017-05-14
I might have suicidal thoughts sometimes (werid that you went over my comment history) but incels are a special kind of people. You are way beyond saving and are more of a negative effect on the world than anything else
n/a h8celibacy 2017-05-14
True but that doesn't mean you have to tell me to cry.
n/a BigDaddy_Delta 2017-05-14
incels only cry about how mean are girls to them while they act like assholes so yeah
n/a electricmonk9 2017-05-14
Kek if you want sympathy don't be a self victimizing defeatist who publicly takes satisfaction from the suffering of others
n/a Neon_needles 2017-05-14
Lol
n/a tot22 2017-05-14
Kill yourself
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-05-14
Fucking kys, shitlord. You and your fellow pussies need to grow the fuck up instead of bitching when you're treated like the pieces of shit that you are. You literally are ok with bullying random women but the second someone you or your compatriots are the subject of any criticism you cry and ask for sympathy. You fucks are going to be among the first groups of fucktards up against the wall when the mayocide hits full swing.
n/a fuckdrumpf001 2017-05-14
Lose some weight first then tell people to suicide ya whale
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-05-14
I can't make my dick get smaller without some ice. Feel free to donate at anytime, cuck
n/a jonathanfreaks 2017-05-14
My all natural fiancée? Big boobs don't count when they are attached to a disgusting hambeast.
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-05-14
Oh look! Another generic cunt slinging insults based off of post history! This should be good.
n/a fuckdrumpf001 2017-05-14
LOL notice how u/frostbittensalsa deleted her pics after I commented. She knew what was coming and did the right thing before she got roasted.
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-05-14
I actually thought I deleted that post a week or so after we made some others. She ended up getting creeped out by someone who was saying some explicit things that he wanted to do to her (kinky, we admitted, but still creepy) and I thought we managed to snag them all before any more creepers showed up. Glad you caught that for me! As for you opinion, well, kys. She's a great person, has great cans, and we have a great relationship. I'm not ashamed of my wife, can you say the same about being an incel?
n/a jonathanfreaks 2017-05-14
You're not ashamed of her? There's some strong cope going on. Normal dudes would rather say "i' m proud of my wife" instead of feeling the need to explain themselves for marrying a fat subhuman
n/a fuckdrumpf001 2017-05-14
LMAO this guy settled for a human pig and is trying to make himself feel better by exploiting her online. Fucking kek.
n/a jonathanfreaks 2017-05-14
He's spreading her pics over reddit to calm himself by getting validation from fetishists but no one gave a shit or commented. It's hilarious
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-05-14
Actually the original posts from her account got a pretty positive reception. The one lonely straggler I made was simply a cross post/shitposting that I didn't tend to. You know what's really hilarious? How you two are prime examples of incels being nothing more than impotent angry cucks that must hate jerk to soothe your butthurt from seeing a fellow societal reject being laughed at in r/drama.
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-05-14
It's hypocritical of a grody incel to call someone a pig, dude. You're entire sub is chock full of lonely sexist pigs ffs. As far as "exploiting" my wife goes methinks you're just reaching for something that isn't there with your faggy friend and hate jerking in typical incel fashion. My wife actually just wanted to give Reddit a try (a mistake I warned her about) and when she asked if me I was alright with her posting pics for desperate blue balled losers like yourself I told her I was fine with it. Crazy right? Totally not other couples out there who do the same thing on a regular basis or anything.
n/a fuckdrumpf001 2017-05-14
You're shitposting on Reddit while your girl craves attention and is fucking Chad. Get a grip dude.
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-05-14
Said the incel making slanderous presumptions, lol. The more you comment here the more you prove my point. You're better off killing yourself at this point, you're not even of use in r/drama.
n/a fuckdrumpf001 2017-05-14
How does chads dick taste when you kiss your wife?
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-05-14
Only dick her mouth tastes like is mine, my little emotionally unstable cuck. You seem pretty hung up on the fact that everyone has a few different partners before they find one they want to marry. It must be hard for you come to grips with, which is understandable​ what with you being a retarded incel and all. The only thing more pathetic than an incel is....
...actually I don't think there's anything more pathetic than that. Explains why you're so angry and spiteful.
n/a fuckdrumpf001 2017-05-14
I'd rather be lonely than be a cuck. It all good, people enjoy having their wives fucked by gangbangers. It's just not my cup of tea.
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-05-14
Well I am proud of my wife, but I need to keep you going to continue perpetuating drama so I'm pretty much giving you some opportunities to continue showing how much of a shitty Hunan being you are. I have nothing to cope with, especially when she puts my dick between those wonderful tits. Big is beautiful, dude. That whole"explaining" bit is just my habit of being earnest and yappy like always. See, we mature and sociably functional members of society don't immediately call people subhuman just for being a little big. We actually, y'know, value those around us. I know that's a hard concept for fucktards like yourself to understand but I still have hope that one day you will. I know there's a person in that shit filled head of yours somewhere.
n/a fuckdrumpf001 2017-05-14
Your wife is cucking you for a chad. How does that make you feel? Kissing the mouth of a woman who's had multiple men jizz in her?
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-05-14
Lol, pretty good considering that most people do end up having a few different partners before they find someone who they feel they want to spend the rest of their lives with. You should really stop saying "chad" btw, it makes you sound like a wannabe limey. Also, I was the dude who stole her away from someone so I guess that makes me the "chad" in this case. Tell me, were you cucked? Is that why you mention that activity? Because you were hurt by a girl and since that day you never quite felt the same and became the sad pathetic incel we see here today? Is your lashing out at others your way of coping with your shitty luck with women? Has it mended your broken little dick-I mean heart- and given you that little boost you need to stop yourself from finally putting yourself out of your misery?
n/a fuckdrumpf001 2017-05-14
Stop making so many edits you fool
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-05-14
I do what I want, feel free to whine and bitch some more
n/a fuckdrumpf001 2017-05-14
Sorry daddy
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-05-14
It's ok my little dweeb, we all know that you can't help your mental illness. Maybe one day you'll be able to cash it in for piece of /u/Prince_Kropotkin's sweet bussy. He loves taking advantage of the mayoskins.
n/a fuckdrumpf001 2017-05-14
Kek
n/a jonathanfreaks 2017-05-14
Some others guy's cum doesn't bother you lel? Such a fucking bluepilled cuck it's not even funny anymore
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-05-14
Well considering that she has in no way, shape, or form ever cheated on me I'm not really concerned about an imaginary dude's meat juice being anywhere near my wife. Keep going, you're just proving how much of an insecure redpill incel you are by attempting to project your own jaded bullshit onto me. It's okay, Jon, one day your pain and suffering will stop. All you gotta do is pick a utensil and kill yourself with it, you won't even have to tear yourself away from the screen. Hell, if you could take some pics or a vid and post that shit to your sub that'd make everything better. We could all join hands and dance around the post like we do whenever one of your fellow incels realizes there's no hope for him. Maybe we could squeeze in some karaoke!
n/a jonathanfreaks 2017-05-14
Sounds more tempting than the idea of being married to a fat subcreature of a woman and being so deluded that I think going for a bbw lowtier thing would make me any less virgin or FA
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-05-14
You really can't be any more creative than using the same shitty quips teenagers use on each other in the hallways? C'mon, surely you can do better than that. Ffs, you've even resorted to just slapping together word vomit. Your comments are just oozing with insecure projection and salty bitterness. Maybe this is why you're a lonely incel angry at the world for daring to let people find happiness in each other. Women don't like useless sleeze bags that think wasting a couple hours harassing them should lead to sex. Well, it's actually more than that I'm sure. I guess women simply don't like limp wristed and dimwitted sexist losers who have to compensate for their utter shittiness by riding each other's dicks while they lash out those fortunate enough to have a great relationship with their partners.
n/a jonathanfreaks 2017-05-14
Chad wouldn't even look in her direction. The dude just got himself some post-prime whore who fucked chad as long as she could and married some virgin in disguise after getting fat
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-05-14
Holy smokes that's a whole lot of pure word vomit.
n/a fuckdrumpf001 2017-05-14
You're married to chads sloppy seconds.
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-05-14
You're still clinging to that outdated notion while hate jerking with your boyfriend like the forever alone bitch that you are.
n/a jonathanfreaks 2017-05-14
Are you even allowed to use homophobic insults as a bluepilled cuck? What would your sjw succubus think?
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-05-14
Hold up, so you're saying that because I'm not a retarded sexist redpill incel I'm a bluepilled cuck? Interesting, tell me more about how I, a bisexual man, am homophobic for making a gay joke at you.
n/a jonathanfreaks 2017-05-14
So you're a closeted gay with a bbw beard who gets his self-worth from bullying depressed virgins? And you're tellung us to end ourselves? How ashamed is your father of you?
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-05-14
He's actually pretty proud of me, I've done enough with my life so far, apparently. I guess bullying depressed virgins like yourself pays off pretty well. I should point out to you though that no r/drama user has any self worth, that'd be sacrilege. But I guess that's something we have in common, eh? Look at it this way, we here at r/drama have already planned out our mayocide. You on the other hand are slacking in that regard so I suggest you hop to it.
n/a jonathanfreaks 2017-05-14
Wtf thought you were just some bluepilled cucked liberal but you are also a redneck who "needs" a fucking assault rifle to protect his garbage trailer park home. Just end yourself. Fucking Americans at it again.
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-05-14
Surprise, I'm a moderate! :D If you had bothered to read the rest of that post you'd notice that I also favor a twelve gauge for home defense. You seem to be pretty committed to stalking through my post/comment history and regurgitating more of your bullshit opinions about me as if anyone honestly gives a fuck. Tell me, how upset are you right now? How come you haven't applied some ointment to that chapped painful ass yet? Furthermore, how do you not know the difference between an assault rifle and a simple semiautomatic AR? Oh wait, I forgot, you're fucking retarded and probably couldn't handle shooting one let alone learning the difference between the two. You should really seek therapy or something, dude. You're creeping through a random r/drama commenter's history just to keep spewing garbage at him because you got butthurt by him laughing at your pussified hypocrisy. But then again that shouldn't surprise anyone considering that you're just another bitch ass incel screeching indignantly at anyone that isn't one of your fellow dime a dozen plebeian redpill asshats. The world really would be better off without you and people like you. I suppose that's why you haven't offer yourself yet, you're too much of a narcissistic pussy to actually bother doing anything good for the community like that.
n/a jonathanfreaks 2017-05-14
I don't know what the difference is bc I never had one in my hands. I'm from germany (yeah it's also a shithole so what?) and they aren't allowed here. Although it might be considered an encroachment on the personal freedom I'm OK with it because it guarantees that hillbilly retards like you won't own them either to defend their immobile whalewifes.
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-05-14
Wow, tire still sperging out? How does it feel to know that no matter how maliciously you may sling stereotypes and generic insults at others you'll always be a pathetic angry incel losing your shit in a sub where all anyone does is antagonize sad little sacks of shit like yourself for the entertainment of everyone online? You're just another muppet yapping incessantly like a Chihuahua, shaking as you nip at the ankles of those around you who lead happier lives. So I live in a trailer, I've lived in better and I've lived in worse. Would I like a proper house? Sure, but that doesn't mean that some sniveling little Deutschebag like you is anything more than a lowly little bitchy Omega not even worth the dried effluence that stains his socks much like his failure to procure a mate stains poor shattered soul. Do i like guns? Bet your sour grapes I do They're fun to shoot and serve as tools for hunting and killing shmucks like your ancestors who couldn't win the wars they started out of being sensitive insecure pissants lashing out at the world to compensate for being shitty idiotic people. Fucktards like you are all talk and have nothing to contribute towards humanity's improvement whatsoever which is why you sad little kids lash out so much. You aren't continuing to spout word vomit at me because it's entertaining to you, you're doing it because you crave the attention you gain from it. It makes you forget about how much you hurt on the inside by distracting you from your obvious mental illness that sends you spiraling further down into the depths of miserable loneliness. Your only friends are your fellow cucks and retards. You can keep venting all you want while you pretend to not care about how others view you but ultimately you'll never change that you do care and that you are quite honestly just another statistic that will be forgotten. You'll thrash about in a tantrum over your spilt tendies screaming that life just isn't fair and people should feel obligated to surrender to your weak minded will and procreate with you to no avail. The best thing for you to do right now is to either have an epiphany and realize that you need to change yourself into a proper functioning member of society with some actual social skills or kill yourself so that in some way you'll give something back to the world that you taint with your disgustingly awful personality.
n/a Ultrashitpost 2017-05-14
Noticed, famalam.
I'll see if i can use it next time
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-05-14
(ಥ ͜ʖಥ)
n/a Ultrashitpost 2017-05-14
;_;7
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-05-14
"And I'm proud to be an American"
n/a jonathanfreaks 2017-05-14
It's funny how you're insinuating that i'd spend my whole time on you although you're the one who's always writing down your pathetic life stories to my short responses. You're living in a trailer? Don't have to read any further, you just disqualified everything you wrote and you will wrote in the future. Fat wife, guns, trailerpark life. Nice image. Yes I'm German you can gladly hold me accountable for all the cruel things the Nazis did to my people although i' m also Jewish but idc. Now that I know that your life is even worse than mine I'm not in the right moot to insult you anymore.
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-05-14
I typed that shit in only a few minutes with one hand and a phone, lol. I'm concise and expressive, sorry that you can't handle getting shit on for being the lowest form of human life. You're a redpilled kraut, an incel, forever alone, narcissistic, arrogant, ignorant, retarded, hypocritical, easy to bait, and generally so full of shit you might as well be the world's biggest turd. You say that my life is worse than yours yet my life is rather nice, quaint as it may be at the moment, and I really could be doing much worse. You're just proving my point by prattling on about how you view my life. I've survived Detroit, I thrived in the suburb of Hales Corners (nice little village, 20-30 minutes away from everything worth enjoying in Milwaukee), and I'm getting by just fine in Harlem. I can proudly say that I've earned everything I have in life, I don't need the trappings of an entitled schoolboy to be happy unlike you. It seems to me like I've simply worn you out and now you're just backing away like the pussy you are. My wife has some extra meat her, who cares? The only woman you have to call your own is your hand. I don't see why my enjoying my 2nd Amendment rights is something so atrocious to you but then again you're the descendant of impotent Nazi scum in addition to the rest of your flaws so I guess I can't say I don't understand that (you're just a fucktard, after all). Oh and my trailer park life? It's not that bad, being out in the woods with a handful of honest people from multiple ethnicities and religious backgrounds without living around shitheaded self entitled twats is nice. Maybe when we move to Colorado I'll send you some weed so you'll at least have a healthier coping mechanism than being a sorry little internet cunt. I'd say you're the one who's life is worse than mine, I've "been around the block" so to speak. I've experienced much in such a short time on this planet and I'm grateful​ for it. You on the other hand are just a bitch with a keyboard and blue balls backing away from someone far crazier and meaner than you after being berated like the meager shit stain that you are. So, as I said earlier, kill yourself. Shitty people who come to the defense of they're fellow shitty person's abhorrent choices by attempting to slander someone's life are honestly usually some of the most pathetic people life has to offer. You are nothing but internet trash just like the rest of your fellow delusional shitlords and really should commit mass suicide with them (I'll even supply the punch). Thanks for coming out to play with us here in r/drama, pussy. :D
n/a jonathanfreaks 2017-05-14
It's OK dude, you won by exposing you whole life story and all. Shitting on real people doesn't do it for me. Feel free to keep on telling me to kill myself
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-05-14
That's not even my entire life's story but I could anyways tell you it. With that said though, I prefer the "kill yourself REEEE" option. Now hurry up and mayocide yourself. Churning out pasta is easy but boring and you're​ entertainment value has run out. Maybe if you hang yourself from the local school flagpole you'll get some screen time on YouTube.
n/a OldOrder 2017-05-14
yes actually
n/a MG87 2017-05-14
Have you come out of the closet yet?
n/a ProgressiveFragility 2017-05-14
hop off a dick? sounds gay
n/a DemissiveLive 2017-05-14
Lmaoooo is that guy on his fake twitter the guy they think this mystical 'chad' is? These guys are stupid pathetic
n/a SmurfPrivilege 2017-05-14
Wait, that's him? I saw those the last time and thought they were both fake pics. Didn't he say he was deformed?
Holy shit, Drdolittle23. You're not repulsive. Get off the internet, go outside, and meet people. If possible, befriend a gay guy and ask him to "Queer eye" your wardrobe and drop the Dark Enlightenment schtick. Seriously, get your fucking feet off the seat, you fucking savage. Learn how to carry yourself without looking like a try-hard and your incel issues will fade in the long run.
Also, he claims to have used Jeff Seid this time around.
It is a little funny that the girl's bullshit detector didn't go off long before the encounter.
n/a MaybeNotaTurtle 2017-05-14
3 and 4 aren't him it's some random "chad" he posted in response to the comment in picture 5. You're still right though, he's not deformed and could look pretty good if he didn't dress like a retard.
n/a Harbinger147 2017-05-14
Seriously he's not even that bad looking if a guy, can easily get a girl, but it's his shittybawful perosnality. I'm genuinely curious as to what made him this way
n/a Cathousechicken 2017-05-14
Plastic surgery won't do anything to fix his mental illness. Women will still flee from him no matter what he looks like.
n/a GARBAGE_MACHINE 2017-05-14
But what about the masturbating though...?
n/a poopy_ass 2017-05-14
+/u/user_simulator Drdolittle23
n/a User_Simulator 2017-05-14
To prove looks are important you dont have the name Well its not up to the court to decide the person im using the pics.
~ Drdolittle23
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n/a i_want_to_die_ok_ 2017-05-14
+/u/user_simulator Iwant_to_die_ok
n/a User_Simulator 2017-05-14
Meanwhile people like you people could just grow up to become a drain to the Normies community No worries bud, I soon the world is a kind of obsession, hating someone is skeptical about the professor himself and his views just leave us alone Who is downvoting?
~ I_want_to_die_ok_
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n/a Datadagger 2017-05-14
do you enjoy all the attention you get from /r/drama
n/a McFluffTheCrimeCat 2017-05-14
So do you have any male or female platonic friends?
n/a mariepon 2017-05-14
Or friends at all?
n/a Cathousechicken 2017-05-14
The sad truth is most of his friends are on that sub. They are crabs in a bucket, hence, guaranteeing a continued future of being labeled that awkward guy who doesn't know how to act around other people.
They are a pity party sub that encourage their users to be socially awkward versus finding hobbies, making connections with people in real life, and enjoying life. The surround themselves online with other people with a likewise horrible attitude, then wonder why people in real life don't want to be around their misery. They would almost inspire pity if they were not so hateful towards other people.
n/a pi_over_3 2017-05-14
What a fucking loser.
"Haha, I spent hours of my life trolling you into wasting hours of yours."
Yah, you got them real good.
n/a threewawway 2017-05-14
You make it sound like he was using precious hours to start with. They would have otherwise been spent shitposting on the internet.
n/a fatalcharm 2017-05-14
Why exactly are you doing this? Obviously you have a point to prove but what you are doing is only going to cause a lot of trouble for yourself and destroy your life rather than improve it. It's obvious that you are in a bad place if you are catfishing people. Instead of putting all this effort into making your life worse, why don't you put that effort into improving yourself. It may take some time but you might actually find yourself becoming happy.
I'm glad the cops were called on you. You need a wake up call because you don't seem to realise that what you are doing is really creepy.
n/a ItsSugar 2017-05-14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByC8sRdL-Ro
n/a lesboautisticweeabo 2017-05-14
/u/Drdolittle23
Now, why exactly are you cat fishing a woman? Is it because a normal woman would never talk to you & your disgusting fat floppy tits? Is it because as yourself you could never be interesting or confident in yourself? Are you only interesting when you're someone else? When you live in another man's skin?
Shit man you're on Reddit so its clearly true.
Also what is your sub about anyways?
n/a hyakushikikannon 2017-05-14
why do u have 46k karma
you probably go outside less than he does
n/a tot22 2017-05-14
That's not a lot of karma lmao
n/a hyakushikikannon 2017-05-14
im sorry if I hurt your feelings too
n/a lesboautisticweeabo 2017-05-14
45,949 karma over one year actually. And I have that because I make good posts.
Also, I'm outside right now!
n/a EvanHarper 2017-05-14
stealing wifi huh
n/a landwalker1 2017-05-14
Poking your head out your mom's basement window doesn't count as going outside.
n/a dis_is_my_account 2017-05-14
It's not even link karma. If you had 46k link karma I could respect you more but having that much comment karma makes you mayor of loserville.
n/a justcool393 2017-05-14
Can't you get that in like one post that makes it to /r/all now?
n/a Pablopubes 2017-05-14
Karma you receive is still fuzzed. If your post gets that many upvotes you still won't receive nearly that much karma.
n/a justcool393 2017-05-14
True. I believe /u/Deimorz had said the last time he brought it up (this was about a year ago) that each upvote is worth about 0.8 karma, and each downvote is worth about -0.2 karma.
Though, I'm curious how much this is affected at high post scores. I recently had a post that got around 2000 points and got an amount of karma that was relatively close to that number (only off by a couple hundred).
While this guy should have much more karma than he does.
n/a Pablopubes 2017-05-14
I don't think karma is a linear function. The more upvotes you get the less valuable they become. Or maybe it's just capped.
n/a justcool393 2017-05-14
Yeah, I'm guessing there are some diminishing returns. The problem is I'm seeing this which is basically saying what the values of the karma ratios are (for the public its 1 to 1).
Unless
affects_karmais called less often, which I would have no way of knowing (since that is part of the super-duper-secret admintools).n/a quinotauri 2017-05-14
...
All communists
Pedophiles
People who argue ephebophiles ain't pedos
School shooters
Genocidal maniacs
People who discuss reddit karma mechanics
n/a eskachig 2017-05-14
Everyone knows comment karma isn't real karma bwahaha.
And there are some pretty surprisingly no-NEET ways to gain karma. My old account had 90k, mostly because it was me and my ex's gw account. Some of them were even taken outside!
n/a afclu13 2017-05-14
Pls share the gw links.
n/a eskachig 2017-05-14
It was a couple of years ago and I deleted my alt we broke up, so I don't think there are any, aside from random autists reposting our shit here and there.
n/a SamWhite 2017-05-14
Are you serious? I once got 12k karma for a two word comment in askreddit.
n/a Michaelphelpsisquick 2017-05-14
He's not fat but he is a manlet which is worse
n/a OniTan 2017-05-14
/u/DrDolittle23 these videos aren't very entertaining. You should have had a roast lined up for this fat bitch.
n/a Dial_A_Dragon 2017-05-14
en pee reeeeeeee
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-14
NP? Delete your account.
n/a noonches 2017-05-14
I am a fool, please forgive me.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-14
Send a handwritten apology letter to modmail, explaining how sorry you are for using NP.
n/a noonches 2017-05-14
But I have no hands....
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-14
That is a poor persons excuse. We do not tolerate such filth here.
n/a Vakieh 2017-05-14
faceroll it bitch
n/a TruthPains 2017-05-14
In all seriousness, fuk u m8
n/a noonches 2017-05-14
You're right to hate me.
n/a TruthPains 2017-05-14
m8, I don't h8 u, just want u to delete ur account.
n/a noonches 2017-05-14
But I'm only one man, what can I do?
n/a justcool393 2017-05-14
DYA
n/a noonches 2017-05-14
I agree with you, but how???
n/a justcool393 2017-05-14
https://www.reddit.com/prefs/deactivate/
n/a noonches 2017-05-14
Sure, I'd LIKE to change the system but I am just one man.
n/a justcool393 2017-05-14
Be the change you want to see in the world.
n/a noonches 2017-05-14
I know, but what can I do as an individual? I wouldn't know where to begin.
n/a justcool393 2017-05-14
Nothing.
n/a Vakieh 2017-05-14
Begin at the end, that way when you inevitably fail you already finished.
n/a proghjkl 2017-05-14
/u/Drdolittle23 reminds me a lot of Elliot Rodger with his catfishing videos.
n/a needstobesaid666 2017-05-14
You are a faggot, noonches.
n/a Gothmog26 2017-05-14
Thank you for the swell compliment.
n/a Curt0905 2017-05-14
The funniest part is that at the end of one of the videos he literally begs for the woman not to walk away from him. Absolutely pathetic.
n/a noonches 2017-05-14
Come back please :3
n/a poopy_ass 2017-05-14
+/u/user_simulator poopy_ass
n/a User_Simulator 2017-05-14
You are a complete mess.
~ poopy_ass
Info | Subreddit
n/a squarefaces 2017-05-14
u/DrDolittle23 was just awash in the glow of losing his "talking to a girl IRL" virginity. This is a big milestone for an incel, we should be more supportive and proud.
n/a Curt0905 2017-05-14
Oh shit, I oppressed him didn't I?
n/a squarefaces 2017-05-14
Unfortunately, you did, so now the only solution is to make yourself into the cutest trap possible and offer u/DrDolittle23 your sweet sweet bussy.
n/a I_dont_mind_KimK 2017-05-14
Jfc you're not kidding these incels are batshit
n/a Curt0905 2017-05-14
It's because they think they're owed sex. They honestly consider themselves the most oppressed group in history.
n/a Curt0905 2017-05-14
In fact here's a post confirming the owed sex stance of their beliefs https://www.reddit.com/r/Incels/comments/6b68s8/roasties_that_lurk_here_for_validation_remember
n/a I_dont_mind_KimK 2017-05-14
I CANT- why does this sub appear almost exactly as r/redpill lol
n/a noonches 2017-05-14
They're going out of their way to make a fool of themselves at this point.
n/a Curt0905 2017-05-14
Someone actually went as far as to make an account to mock you.
n/a noonches 2017-05-14
Two so far
https://www.reddit.com/user/noonches-
https://www.reddit.com/user/Noonches-is-a-cuck
I guess I got them pretty angry
n/a Noonches-is-a-cuck 2017-05-14
Hi.
n/a noonches 2017-05-14
Nothing has ever made me so certain I have pissed someone off more than the existence of you. Your anger makes me happy.
n/a noonches- 2017-05-14
Hi.
n/a noonches- 2017-05-14
Hi.
n/a Ras-Al-Ghoul 2017-05-14
They're more self aware than TRP and at least acknowledge their failure with the opposite sex.
n/a I_Fap_To_Zamasu 2017-05-14
God I wish I was here early enough to see the videos. Anyone got links it mirrors?
n/a lokichilde 2017-05-14
It's probably not very smart to post evidence of harassment when his Twitter account is linked in his post history, but I'm not surprised.
n/a poopy_ass 2017-05-14
+/u/user_simulator poopy_ass
n/a User_Simulator 2017-05-14
I don't really feel too bad he didn't.
~ poopy_ass
Info | Subreddit
n/a lokichilde 2017-05-14
I never thought of using user sim to automate my shitposting before. What do you do with all your free time now?
n/a poopy_ass 2017-05-14
Yeah, i thought of it after I broke my arms
n/a sloppies 2017-05-14
It's not him on his Twitter, though. Saw his real pics in the last thread.
n/a electricmonk9 2017-05-14
/u/Drdolittle23 Why are you so invested in being pathetic? The fact of the matter is you could actually get laid if you got over yourself and actually put in a little effort.
TBH I get the impression that it's much more comforting to you to pretend it's impossible because you're too lazy and self-important to work towards something that isn't handed to you like tendies on a platter. This is the reason people are baffled by and look down on you; as much as you want to blame it and all your problems on something completely out of your control, they're all down to your attitude and shitty personality.
n/a nope_nic_tesla 2017-05-14
Really typical of folks like this. They are so scared of rejection and failure that they don't even try and pretend that they are above it.
n/a mcfill 2017-05-14
Stay mad.
n/a ItsSugar 2017-05-14
A lion can get laid.
n/a mcfill 2017-05-14
Stay mad, stay ignorant.
n/a ItsSugar 2017-05-14
HAHAHAHAHA
I still can't decide which is the most pathetic phrase in that comment. Sounds like an unaware/in denial incel.
n/a mcfill 2017-05-14
I have turned down multiple women. Not incel in the slightest. I just go on incel to rant about female inferiority.
n/a electricmonk9 2017-05-14
That sounds healthy and I have no don't you're mentally stable
n/a mcfill 2017-05-14
Stay mad nu-male.
n/a electricmonk9 2017-05-14
Gotta admit I'm kinda disappointed you don't have anything of substance to say beyond "you mad bro"
n/a I_SHOT_TWICE_ONCE 2017-05-14
kys faggot
n/a RestoreFear 2017-05-14
You need to work on your mommy issues.
n/a ItsSugar 2017-05-14
If this reasoning is what's helping you sleep at night, you should probably abandon it and go tell people in the Philippines that you're a drug user.
n/a Harbinger147 2017-05-14
Just cuz they say no doesn't make it your choice!
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-05-14
>posts in incels
>wonders why anyone would think he is an incel
n/a OniTan 2017-05-14
Actually, male lions are notorious rapists and murderers.
n/a electricmonk9 2017-05-14
I'm friggin baffled man. And lol at suggesting being this petty is somehow an alpha trait
n/a electricemperor 2017-05-14
Holy shit it's a fish!
n/a rotcel 2017-05-14
I saw a pic of him and no he can't.
n/a electricmonk9 2017-05-14
Link?
n/a Harbinger147 2017-05-14
https://m.imgur.com/T6Jhmjj
n/a electricmonk9 2017-05-14
Is he ugly? Genuinely looks like an average guy to me. I'm a fat guy with raccoon eyes and I got laid, no way he's that much worse.
n/a Harbinger147 2017-05-14
I would say he isn't, but it's that personality I bet that ruins if for him. He's clearly an awful person
n/a jonathanfreaks 2017-05-14
He isn't ugly but very short as you can see. I bet you're not a manlet at least. There's literally no market for tiny men.
n/a electricmonk9 2017-05-14
Why doesn't he just stand on a box then
n/a realfrenchgirl 2017-05-14
Being average is his problem. Good looking and in good enough shape that girls with bad skin, or flat chests, or who are chubby, whatever, aren't good looking enough for him and are off the table. Not nearly good looking enough to land someone attractive.
Plus, he posts in incels so you know his personality is shit.
n/a 30blues 2017-05-14
link?
n/a brokenskill 2017-05-14
The hero Reddit didn't really want.
n/a OniTan 2017-05-14
Who Reddit needs to an hero.
n/a pi_over_3 2017-05-14
What a fucking loser.
"Haha, I spent hours of my life trolling you into wasting hours of yours."
Yah, you got them real good.
n/a landwalker1 2017-05-14
/r/drama can only hope to transcend to the this level of autism. This shit is off the carts.
n/a poopy_ass 2017-05-14
+/u/user_simulator poopy_ass
n/a User_Simulator 2017-05-14
The only circlejerk here is about policy making, not elections.
~ poopy_ass
Info | Subreddit
n/a saintjeremy 2017-05-14
Seriously, using the word autism as a derogatory remark is pretty low.
n/a AlohaWarrior34 2017-05-14
Says the autist.
n/a Jrook 2017-05-14
This is the most literally autistic thing ever linked to the sub
n/a ItsSugar 2017-05-14
We've had Darqwolff drama like within the last month.
n/a OldOrder 2017-05-14
Have we forgotten noodles so soon?
n/a Nomadlads 2017-05-14
I was trying to.
n/a DannyLee90 2017-05-14
woof
n/a OldOrder 2017-05-14
Sounds pretty autistic bruh
n/a Orsonius 2017-05-14
This is super creepy Wtf. Never heard of catfishing before
n/a SnakeFarmer 2017-05-14
Really? There was a movie and then a very popular MTV series about it.
n/a Pablopubes 2017-05-14
>watching MTV in 2017
n/a SnakeFarmer 2017-05-14
I mean the show aired in 2012. Not that that is better really, but still.
n/a Pablopubes 2017-05-14
seriously tho, catfish is fantastic television. Have you need the documentary? Neev is such a bitch
n/a Orsonius 2017-05-14
I havent watched MTV since I dunno, 2007? And the movie seems to have only aired in America/english speaking countries.
I am German so I had no idea.
n/a Orsonius 2017-05-14
>mtv
lol
n/a chanilastname 2017-05-14
Plus it is discussed in community which is a pretty popular show.
n/a KamensResurrection 2017-05-14
/u/noonches might be the biggest fag of a mod - other than jr - on this entire site
noonches r u still a druggie and do u still take drugs for ur MS?
is there a chance that u might die from ur MS?
pls respond
n/a MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-05-14
/u/noonches could literally suck old man cock for a living and he wouldn't be even a fraction as pathetic as an Incel.
n/a noonches 2017-05-14
What channel is that from? I don't go by noonches on irc, bby ;)
n/a addmeontinder 2017-05-14
Ah, he's got that schoolshooter look going on, judging by the shoes and jeans.
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-05-14
Too bad he's too much of a pussy to actually ever pull the trigger unless it's on himself which honestly describes just about the entire r/incel sub
n/a wereallthrowaway 2017-05-14
Why is that too bad? Pulling the trigger is bad when you are a school shooter.
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-05-14
That's a matter of perspective and depends on if it's to further the mayocide
n/a aonome 2017-05-14
/u/h8celibacy emojis are for normies
n/a FracturedButWh0le 2017-05-14
Pathetic, /u/Drdolittle23. You're not even bad looking. It's all in your head.
n/a aonome 2017-05-14
Since you think women are evil for not fucking you does that mean you're obligated to fuck a sweaty fat virgin if he wants it? Are you evil for rejecting him?
n/a welfareplate 2017-05-14
What a fucking neckbeard
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-05-14
Incels are the poster children for lesser being killings
n/a saintjeremy 2017-05-14
From what I have seen so far, it more like they're poster children for reverse abortion.
n/a NoRealsOnlyFeels 2017-05-14
Are incels considered human? I wouldn't think so.
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-05-14
They're really not but that doesn't mean they get a pass on the gas chambers
n/a NoRealsOnlyFeels 2017-05-14
Not like the world would lose anything of value
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-05-14
That's the idea
n/a donaldthelion 2017-05-14
At least he had a hobby
n/a nanonan 2017-05-14
Which involves girls and going outside. He's way ahead of most redditors.
n/a OniTan 2017-05-14
/u/tanager17
/r/iamverybadass
n/a OniTan 2017-05-14
/u/tanager17
Then how do you plan on stabbing a man to death, cunt?
n/a tanager17 2017-05-14
With a knife you dumb mutilated man?
n/a OniTan 2017-05-14
What if he just catches your weak girl arm, punches you in the face, and takes your knife away (which is 99.999% what's going to happen unless you catch him off guard)?
If you'd like to see videos of what happens when wannabe tough girls try to take on men, check out /r/pussypassdenied.
n/a tanager17 2017-05-14
ok asshole. i hope you get buttraped by an alpha male too. Have a great day
n/a OniTan 2017-05-14
That's right. You need a man to white knight for you, because you're just a weak woman.
n/a tanager17 2017-05-14
lol ok. ((white power ok sign))keep talking its funny tho (like I am upvoting you tho please keep talking) I am totes a weak woman. What else? what kinda hats do u wear??
n/a OniTan 2017-05-14
Quit acting like a tough bitch, you fuckin dyke. If you tried to stab a man to death, you'd end up with a broken jaw at best.
n/a tanager17 2017-05-14
you keep replying!!!! <3<3<3 When I have nothing to say bb
I bet you wouldn't say that to most dudes that can kick your ass tho ;P And I'd love to stab u babe. R u gonna be in dc anytime soon? I'm getting kinda turned on
n/a OniTan 2017-05-14
Calm the fuck down, little cunt. I'm watching TV and don't refresh this page every 30 seconds like you. I'm in Montreal. Hope you have a passport.
n/a tanager17 2017-05-14
montreal??? hmmm.......
hm......... hmmmmm...... might change everything. Not gonna lie
n/a OniTan 2017-05-14
I'll fight you, bitch. I don't give a fuck. We can find a gym and make it legit so the cops don't get involved. I'll get someone to film so I can add the video of breaking your jaw to /r/pussypassdenied.
What's your height and weight?
n/a tanager17 2017-05-14
yo just tell me your info. lmao. Like for real tho I do have an assault on my record and have nothing else to live for. I'll kill you botch. Send me a pretty pic of you and we HAVE!!! to meet in DC you sexy bitch. I really wanna die and nobody willl have a fun fight with me!!! You better meet me bitch. In moco maryland.
n/a OniTan 2017-05-14
I ain't spending time and money going there unless you pay for the plane ticket. Best I can do is upstate New York.
Who did you assault?
n/a tanager17 2017-05-14
wow I'm sorry you cant defend yourself against a woman. Wont tell u my secrets. I assaulted you. If I could I would tho
n/a tanager17 2017-05-14
I do have a domestic violence charge tho
n/a tanager17 2017-05-14
u sound like a coward. Who cares if i raped some bitch. I guess u wanna be next babe? ') sounds like it! <3
n/a OniTan 2017-05-14
Are you black or a white girl acting black?
n/a tanager17 2017-05-14
why are u asking??
n/a tanager17 2017-05-14
where do u live tho? east coast? u live in the east coast? around where?
n/a OniTan 2017-05-14
I already told you, you dumb ho. Message me when you're in Montreal.
n/a tanager17 2017-05-14
MONTREAL?? U GONNA DROWN ME WITH THAT GROSS GRAVY SHIT YOU CALL A SNACK?
n/a OniTan 2017-05-14
You can drink my cum.
n/a tanager17 2017-05-14
i'm gonna find your faggot ass one way or the other babe <3
n/a OniTan 2017-05-14
I'm not hiding. I'll meet you in a public place.
n/a OniTan 2017-05-14
I'm not hiding. I'll meet you in a public place.
n/a tanager17 2017-05-14
Can we make up baby? I am bored of this. And that poutine really changed my mind. Why the fuck do people like gravy tho like wtf. I dunno if we can get over our cultural gravy differences =C
n/a OniTan 2017-05-14
Pretty sure gravy's popular in America.
n/a tanager17 2017-05-14
Ok. I am 100% defeated cuz I wanna go to sleep finally. Not like u won or anything. Baka >->
Yeah...gravy is good! but gravy only exists during thanksgiving. So that's why it weirds me out tbh. I never eat that shit. Mashed potatoes are good tho. Dry turkey just sucks
n/a i_want_to_die_ok_ 2017-05-14
What the actual fuck
n/a tanager17 2017-05-14
YOOOOO I will pay you $5 if you tell me where u live. U got paypal?
n/a tanager17 2017-05-14
I am in dc. are u coming u weak fat cripple?
n/a tanager17 2017-05-14
YES I DO BB!!! let's talk on the phone tho <3 <3 Are you LYING TO ME BABY??! Why the fuck are you talkin bout other people baby? But no for real!! I will trade u my stats for yours. Pls dont abandon your little post!!
n/a tanager17 2017-05-14
U are being a huge coward and hiding behind a wall baby!!! what is u doing??? U cant leave me now ;(
n/a OniTan 2017-05-14
What wall? Did you get your head bashed in too many times trying to fight men?
n/a OniTan 2017-05-14
Answer me, dyke. I see you responding to other people.
n/a tanager17 2017-05-14
plz keep threatening me it's hooooooot tho for real <3 where u live bitch? u live on the east coast? Let's try to kill each other. Sexily ;)
n/a tanager17 2017-05-14
You need to answer me bitch. I gave you tons of replies. WTF is wrong with you? Why are you not replying you coward?
n/a tanager17 2017-05-14
where do u live
n/a tanager17 2017-05-14
answer me bitch
n/a WalterMatthau 2017-05-14
Holy shit it's rabid.
n/a OniTan 2017-05-14
Looks like I triggered her.
n/a tanager17 2017-05-14
u are afraid
n/a Time_to_Drink 2017-05-14
U/OniTan this is the truth, and you know it
n/a BasedTruecel 2017-05-14
Why is the mod of foreveralone posting this?
n/a noonches 2017-05-14
Because he hates your subreddit with a passion.
n/a BasedTruecel 2017-05-14
Why is he speaking in third person?
n/a noonches 2017-05-14
Seemed like the thing to do
n/a BasedTruecel 2017-05-14
Retard.
n/a noonches 2017-05-14
incel
n/a Datadagger 2017-05-14
Yahtzee!
n/a Thhueros 2017-05-14
Bazinga
n/a ItsSugar 2017-05-14
rekt
n/a 1111111111-- 2017-05-14
What on earth is an incel?!
n/a I_SHOT_TWICE_ONCE 2017-05-14
Worthless nigger like you.
n/a 1111111111-- 2017-05-14
So an incel is just a black person?
n/a MilkmanDan98 2017-05-14
This is more autistic than /b/ holy shit
n/a glmox 2017-05-14
lol
n/a Bureaucrat-72 2017-05-14
I can't get through these videos. Have any girls laughed in his face yet?
n/a noonches 2017-05-14
Prob too afraid of being raped by him.
n/a Noonches-is-a-cuck 2017-05-14
Hi.
n/a JayrassicPark 2017-05-14
what the christ
n/a BpshCo 2017-05-14
The funniest part is he pissed of more sjw neckbeards than females.