So you're in one thread telling me to kill myself and simultaneously trying to act like a holier than thou life saver in another. Is it that you prefer the company of cats or do you have screw lose? Weirdo
I'm not a Nazi, but I want you to continue saying mean things. It's fun how worked up you get over internet comments. Tell me your race and I'll tell you if you'd survive my eugenics program.
Seriously, I wouldn't want to mess with a MtF's "genitals". I'm not a bigot, but that shit freaks me out. Not trying to be mean, but that's how I feel about it. Now you said "ass fuck" so I still might consider it, depending on how you looked. If you're FtM it'd probably fine. That'd be hot, if you're attractive of course. Like I said, post pics.
That is a good point. It has been a long time since I've had extended exposure to it. I try to avoid news channels, they get too damn absurd and Fox has been doing it longer than anyone else out there.
any of them dying is a tragedy, dunno why that guy would ask me such an extreme question and expect me to answer completely truthfully and rationally tbh.
that said, i do however believe that animal lives in general are not, in any way or form, inherently less important or less valuable than human lives. placing objective value in life, animal or human, is an extremely problematic thing to do imo.
We must optimize for the maximum number of animal lives! Think! What is the creature that uses the least resources whose lives are still equivalent 1:1 with a human!
What about chipmunks? They are cute and fuzzy like a kitten so they are definitely worth a human! We should kill all animals on earth except chipmunks! First we must start with everything but humans and chipmunks, and then we close the circle by eliminating all humans.
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n/a SnapshillBot 2017-05-14
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n/a MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-05-14
/u/fajardo99
So you're in one thread telling me to kill myself and simultaneously trying to act like a holier than thou life saver in another. Is it that you prefer the company of cats or do you have screw lose? Weirdo
Inb4 'K.'
n/a fajardo99 2017-05-14
i do want you to die tho.
n/a MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-05-14
Why are you being so mean? I haven't done anything to you.
n/a fajardo99 2017-05-14
you being a nazi is threat to my existence, that's why i want you to die.
n/a MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-05-14
I'm not a Nazi for fucks sake. I just love the aesthetics. Ask any gay, they'll tell you the Nazis looked on point.
How am I threatening your existence friendo?
n/a fajardo99 2017-05-14
are you actually not a nazi or are you pretending not to be so that i dont say mean things to you
n/a MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-05-14
I'm not a Nazi, but I want you to continue saying mean things. It's fun how worked up you get over internet comments. Tell me your race and I'll tell you if you'd survive my eugenics program.
n/a fajardo99 2017-05-14
fuck me in the ass daddy
n/a MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-05-14
Are you a girl? In that case, omg yes we'll set it up in PM. Are you a boy? In that case you'll have to post bussy first. Also tell me your race.
n/a fajardo99 2017-05-14
what if im neither
n/a MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-05-14
I'd have to see pics. That way I'll know if I want to bash your gash or dash.
n/a fajardo99 2017-05-14
what if im both
n/a MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-05-14
Seriously, I wouldn't want to mess with a MtF's "genitals". I'm not a bigot, but that shit freaks me out. Not trying to be mean, but that's how I feel about it. Now you said "ass fuck" so I still might consider it, depending on how you looked. If you're FtM it'd probably fine. That'd be hot, if you're attractive of course. Like I said, post pics.
n/a fajardo99 2017-05-14
what if im all
n/a MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-05-14
POST BUSSY
n/a fajardo99 2017-05-14
what if im one with everything
n/a MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-05-14
I think you're a boring white boy who loves playing video games. Boring, next.
n/a fajardo99 2017-05-14
i hate video games tbh
n/a MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-05-14
So why do you post to northernlion, mayo fuckboi. Get out of here or yo cracka' ass is finna get gassed!
n/a fajardo99 2017-05-14
cuz eggdaddy is best daddy
n/a MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-05-14
I am so happy I'm not living your life.
n/a fajardo99 2017-05-14
im rubber ur glue
n/a MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-05-14
I won't wish suicide on u
n/a fajardo99 2017-05-14
i wish u did tbh
n/a MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-05-14
Is that why you are so full of hate? :( I think you need to take a break from all those leftist subs friendo. They're messing with your brain.
n/a fajardo99 2017-05-14
kys
n/a Betterdead_denred 2017-05-14
then you are mentally ill and he probably shouldn't put his dick in crazy
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n/a Nomadlads 2017-05-14
This but lowercase
n/a Ultrashitpost 2017-05-14
I'm not a nazi either, but the nazi aesthetics were absolutely fantastic.
n/a Evil-Corgi 2017-05-14
Can confirm. As a gay communist, the nazis had their outfits together.
n/a Will0saurus 2017-05-14
> gay
> communist
mfw
n/a serialflamingo 2017-05-14
I think the Nazi uniforms are overrated tbh.
n/a Vendetta55 2017-05-14
Gas the heretic!
n/a HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-05-14
would you download a car?
n/a fajardo99 2017-05-14
cars pollute
:)
n/a HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-05-14
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
n/a fajardo99 2017-05-14
nothing cuz they've got milk.
n/a HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-05-14
Oh you're a vegan?
n/a fajardo99 2017-05-14
whaaaaaaaat
nah you must be thinking of someone else
n/a Prince_Kropotkin 2017-05-14
n/a fajardo99 2017-05-14
jesus christ not you again
n/a A6MZer0 2017-05-14
Ok let's get serious for a second.
If you had the choice to save /u/Prince_Kropotkin or /u/MakeAmericaSageAgain from a burning building which one would it be?
n/a fajardo99 2017-05-14
myself
n/a A6MZer0 2017-05-14
Ok, You're wearing a fireproof suit and /u/MakeAmericaSageAgain has two kittens in his arms. which one you save?
n/a fajardo99 2017-05-14
http://i.imgur.com/xQusUEz.jpg
n/a Prince_Kropotkin 2017-05-14
wow rude
n/a fajardo99 2017-05-14
ok
n/a CirqueDuFuder 2017-05-14
So, all SJW circles ever?
n/a Prince_Kropotkin 2017-05-14
https://medium.com/@freddiedeboer/of-course-theres-the-backchannel-71ea06a1199a
Interesting read about that dynamic in social justice circles from someone who is otherwise very sympathetic.
I don't think it's unique to "SJW" social dynamics but they are increasingly marked by it, unfortunately.
n/a CirqueDuFuder 2017-05-14
What other social circles try to outsmug and one up each other on outrage and being offended to get to the top and achieve greater acceptance?
n/a Prince_Kropotkin 2017-05-14
Have you watched Fox News lately? This is basically senior citizen Republican politics.
n/a CirqueDuFuder 2017-05-14
That is a good point. It has been a long time since I've had extended exposure to it. I try to avoid news channels, they get too damn absurd and Fox has been doing it longer than anyone else out there.
n/a Standard12 2017-05-14
I wonder how often he gets this reaction from people.
n/a Prince_Kropotkin 2017-05-14
often, it's awesome
mostly from people who make a habit of insulting me whenever they see me and then getting surprised and offended when I shit talk them back though
n/a Standard12 2017-05-14
It's pretty entertaining.
n/a dis_is_my_account 2017-05-14
ur poop
n/a Eitdgwlgo 2017-05-14
You're quite petty
n/a MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-05-14
/u/snallygaster can this be a new bot quote?
n/a fajardo99 2017-05-14
copy paste from the @ thread
n/a MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-05-14
Placing objective value in life is "extremely problematic".
Unironically telling strangers to kill themselves over the internet? Not problematic at all.
n/a fajardo99 2017-05-14
not when they're nazis
go cry to mommy if you're that upset lmao
n/a headasplodes 2017-05-14
What about ants or maggots? Are their lives just as important as humans? I'm sure you've killed dozens if not hundreds of ants throughout your life
n/a fajardo99 2017-05-14
http://yourveganfallacyis.com/en/you-cannot-be-100-percent-vegan
n/a NGC_6960 2017-05-14
What's with all the fuss over Holocaust then? :^)
n/a fajardo99 2017-05-14
what
n/a NGC_6960 2017-05-14
Just wanted to make an edgy joke.
n/a fajardo99 2017-05-14
child
n/a NGC_6960 2017-05-14
Ageist.
n/a fajardo99 2017-05-14
g'night
n/a TheChowderhead 2017-05-14
That's timeist. For some people, it could be morning.
n/a Bonzalez 2017-05-14
Says the guy telling people to kill themselves.
n/a Holdin_McGroin 2017-05-14
Jainists can, you're just a fucking phony who is making excuses for his cowardice.
n/a fajardo99 2017-05-14
i mean i dont even kill bugs on purpose, i try man i try.
n/a poopy_ass 2017-05-14
+/u/user_simulator poopy_ass
n/a User_Simulator 2017-05-14
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n/a ASimpleSauce 2017-05-14
I refuse to belive /u/fajardo99 isn't someone here's alt.
n/a fajardo99 2017-05-14
im not that big of a loser
n/a 22limes 2017-05-14
If you had the choice to save two r/anarchism posters or two kittens from a burning building which one would it be?
n/a fajardo99 2017-05-14
🤔
n/a Condi_Rice 2017-05-14
We must optimize for the maximum number of animal lives! Think! What is the creature that uses the least resources whose lives are still equivalent 1:1 with a human!
What about chipmunks? They are cute and fuzzy like a kitten so they are definitely worth a human! We should kill all animals on earth except chipmunks! First we must start with everything but humans and chipmunks, and then we close the circle by eliminating all humans.
n/a poopy_ass 2017-05-14
+/u/user_simulator poopy_ass
n/a User_Simulator 2017-05-14
The two on the mass digital slates.
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n/a fajardo99 2017-05-14
a pee pee in my butt butt
n/a Condi_Rice 2017-05-14
shocking twist. the vegan is also a fag.
n/a MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-05-14
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n/a Ultrashitpost 2017-05-14
n/a justcool393 2017-05-14
Yes.
n/a electricmonk9 2017-05-14
/u/fajardo99 Would you jump in front of a train to save two geese? They wouldn't appreciate it
n/a fajardo99 2017-05-14
perhaps tbh
n/a MaybeNotaTurtle 2017-05-14
Would you jump in front of a train regardless?
n/a fajardo99 2017-05-14
perhaps tbh
n/a DistortedLines 2017-05-14
Consider it comrade
n/a poopy_ass 2017-05-14
+/u/user_simulator poopy_ass
n/a User_Simulator 2017-05-14
Abe Lincoln himself said that he does this quite extensively.
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n/a Orsonius 2017-05-14
Kittens
n/a CC3940A61E 2017-05-14
the kittens
definitely the kittens
cause then i can get kitten bites and a shoulder cat
n/a thefran 2017-05-14
obviously depending on the race of the child, what kind of loaded question is this
n/a lifesbrink 2017-05-14
Is that whole thread for real? For real, u/faolinbean, you got suckered by a troll.