OP on r/childfree decides to take their child hate up a notch by stealing children's toys. r/circlebroke takes notice and brigades the thread to ask why stealing is OK. Downvotes and butthurt galore.

19  2017-05-14 by Hitlery_Clinton

Original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/childfree/comments/69hgut/my_son/

Circlebroke post: https://www.reddit.com/r/circlebroke/comments/69i9ic/you_guys_should_all_become_childfrees_when_youre/

If the new rule is that you get to take people's stuff if you don't like them, then you can expect a lot of whining in r/childfree when all the toys they prattle about owning start going missing.

11 comments

As much as we (deservedly) mock CB/CB2/SRD, /r/childfree has them all beat on being just miserable, hateful dumbfucks.

If you don't want kids then that's fine and that's the end of it. These losers circlejerk about it. They must be really miserable and jealous.

Who cares what these people do, they won't leave any legacy anyway.

I wonder how sad a person must be to not like kids, I'm happy with mine, even now when she's throwing a fit in her room because I asked her to clean it before mommy gets home, I still think she makes my life better.

"Childfree" is such a fraudulent name. Nobody gives a fuck if you have kids or not except for that sub, and they are pissed off that other people have kids. It's flat out "childhate."

I hate encountering children during my monthly trip outside of my house, but I don't sit around tonguing the urethra of everyone who also hates kids. It's just reddit being reddit. They can't just do something, they have to exclusively do that thing and do it to the extreme.

This is just another clear example that /r/childfree are a bunch of miserable dicks. I hope every one of them ends up living next to huge families with loud kids.

At least they won't reproduce.

after visiting that subreddit i suddenly want to have kids

Please don't, you're a /r/drama poster.

There is no reason to assume the scooter belonged to a minor--and if you're anything less than completely sheltered from reality, you already know that assumption doesn't work in criminal proceedings. But even offering that as a given, the person that purchased it for the minor still owns it. It's still theft, you fucking idiot.

You're a fucking moron, like most redditors. You talk out of your ass about shit you don't understand until someone educated in the field comes and smacks you with in the face. Then you cry and cower. That's what happened here, son.

Now go pretend you understand how the world functions in a different sub until we cross paths again and I make you cry.

Notice how you didn't try your horseshit reply about how abandonment laws very by jurisdiction? That's because you know you would have been stomped by someone that knows how that shit actually works.

Run along and play Billy Badass somewhere else, you busted here.