"How could I obtain fresh lion feces, without going to Africa or becoming a zookeeper? [Yes, this is serious]" (I decided it was a waste of time to even bother with an original title for this one)

14  2017-05-15 by HuckleberryFN2187

https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/67du8l/how_could_i_obtain_fresh_lion_feces_without_going/

Remember the internet libertarian who had a hissy about Norway banning online poker? This is the same guy. Homeboy really wants animal poop.

17 comments

n/a  SnapshillBot 2017-05-15

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n/a  aonome 2017-05-15

Why do people like this exist?

n/a  Clopernicus 2017-05-15

Well tbh it would be funny to smell yoshi's eggs, hahs

n/a  aonome 2017-05-15

and does anyone have a picture of yoshi looking nervous or embarrassed while pooing an egg haha

n/a  Senator_Chickpea 2017-05-15

I know there's liability risk involved in carnivore waste

Where's r/legaladvice when you really need them?

n/a  HuckleberryFN2187 2017-05-15

Doing time for statutory rape?

n/a  SperglockHolmes 2017-05-15

He's going to fuck it, isn't he?

n/a  Dial_A_Dragon 2017-05-15

Someone should find some dog shit at the park, tell him it came from a lion and charge him $500 for it.

n/a  delethotheads 2017-05-15

https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/67du8l/how_could_i_obtain_fresh_lion_feces_without_going/dgpp7zm/]

I don't believe there is a legal way for an ordinary person to do so. You'd probably have to bribe a zoo employee willing to risk his or her job for a few hundred bucks and the satisfaction of knowing that he or she was able to assist in the noble task of providing you with lion feces.

/u/upvoter222 you are my hero

n/a  upvoter222 2017-05-15

Unfortunately (or fortunately), I did not receive any updates from the feces fetishist, so I don't know if he ever found such a zookeeper.

n/a  HuckleberryFN2187 2017-05-15

/u/zarfytezz1?

n/a  zarfytezz1 2017-05-15

No luck :(

n/a  HuckleberryFN2187 2017-05-15

Honestly, bravo to you for having a sense of humor about being linked here. There was a Wehrmacht-sympathizer who recently got linked here and resorted to addressing everyone who made fun of him with stereotypically Jewish names.

n/a  zarfytezz1 2017-05-15

Haha, well thanks. It's a bit weird feeling like this sub is somehow stalking me? (The reference to me being the /r/poker libertarian? That was from like 3 weeks prior to the lion shit post on a totally different sub, kinda weird) and people basically insinuating that I should die, but whatever, I'm always happy to talk about my weird fetish to people who are actually curious about it and aren't dicks :p.

n/a  zarfytezz1 2017-05-15

No luck :(. Did make a new friend though who happens to be a zookeeper, which got me all excited, but I think I weirded him out a little bit by asking too many odd questions about animal waste, haha.

n/a  zarfytezz1 2017-05-15

No luck :(. Did make a new friend though who happens to be a zookeeper, which got me all excited, but I think I weirded him out a little bit by asking too many odd questions about animal waste, haha.

n/a  Satafly 2017-05-15

I am so fucking confused.

n/a  a_normal_human 2017-05-15

Furries. Not even once.

n/a  blacknblue12 2017-05-15

how does an ordinary person acquire lion feces