To the fucking idiots who came here from /r/circlebroke2, /r/SubredditDrama, /r/AskReddit and elsewhere on reddit
146 2017-05-15 by ComedicSans
Get the fuck out.
Hey idiots, your posts are stupid even for /r/circlebroke2 standards, and that's saying something! The idea of being sympathetic to the blue pill (and thus somehow women's issues) is fucking stupid. Women who care about how sexism affects women are called misandrists. Do some fucking reading. Also, I have seen the documentary! because I also moderate /r/Dumbsford, and it was posted after winning the podunk regional liberty film festival several months ago. You're not fooling anyone by blatantly concern trolling!
If you knew literally anything about meninism. Literally anything. Maybe you would be able to formulate a coherent thought about how sexism affects men.
Thanks for saying things worthy of the great hall of shame that is our sidebar quote selections. Get the fuck out.
When you deliberately strip away important cofactors from sexual assault statistics, they do appear to support the bullshit ideas of women's rights. It's not disinformation! If it doesn't fit, you must acquit!
Embarrassing. I don't even know if I'm more embarrassed that I play competitive EDH, or that you decided to come here to make some kind of point. You're here to learn our talking points! awh how cute! We're a special interest that has strict agenda-based messaging used to push a political position! You're so right! Enjoy your fucking ban.
m8s, you are hopelessly misguided, and we have told you as much in /r/botsrights. No ban because you honestly seem to be trying to understand stuff. Still, pretty pathetic.
Misandry was a real problem among feminists You certainly are not someone's alt account. Bye! How is it possible that you fucking idiots can possibly be this willfully ignorant? Like, really? Are you this fucking stupid? That you honestly don't have any idea what feminism is, that you have no idea how to interpret menses, that you don't know how to read a tampon? Are you fucking for real? Do you think you're fooling anyone? That you trolled us super hard by saying vile things on purpose? Wow you sure did get a rise out of us here m8s. Like you honestly think you can sit there and say "I don't support the blue pill" and not have us all immediately know that it was because it didn't work when you tried it? Get the fuck out.
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n/a Eternal_Mr_Bones 2017-05-15
Dog Scalder is my band name fam.
n/a Illuminatesfolly 2017-05-15
You may as well get the whole post m8. Sorry you got banned for being an idiot.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-15
Aww, that is no fun.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-15
How exactly does one get pussy while living at the white house as a teenage boy? The secret service always cock blocking you. when you're trying to run game on some foreign prime ministers daughter the news media catches you smiling at her and immediately blows shit out if proportion speculating that you are somehow breaking international law with your awkward teenage flirting, so you have to testify before congress that you didn't give away any top secret documents to her and are made to admit live on C-SPAN that you've never even kissed a girl . Then you get blue balls from some hot conservative girl winking at you and flashing her panties under her skirt and making sexy faces and blow job motions to you while you were going through some airport or public event, and when you passed by and shook her hand she leans in whispering she is going to diddle her clit thinking about you tonight and how much she wants to suck your dick off, just to fuck with you. Then you try to look up some porn when you get home just to relieve the tension but you just know the CIA is monitoring and 3 other govornment agencies are watching you beat off. Then you finally break down and Jack off in the shower which sets off some fucking biohazard drain alarm and the entire place is on lock down until they can find the source of the specimen and you end up getting debriefed by the joint chiefs of staff about your masturbatory habits and how you almost created a national security issue with your dick. Then wikileaks leaks your search history showing you looked up penis enlargement techniques when it was actually just some click bait you'd accidentally clicked and TYT spends all next week talking about your supposed micro penis. So you end up squirming a little since you are so wound up and being judged constantly and now people are saying you look like a fucking mental patient and you start to think you'll never get any pussy.
n/a Illuminatesfolly 2017-05-15
this tbh
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-15
http://imgur.com/qEItvNR
n/a Illuminatesfolly 2017-05-15
can't stump the trump honestly
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-15
did you honestly think that you could stump the trump? you are nothing to donald but just another shill to make fun of. he will stump you with precision, the likes never before seen on this earth. if only you had known the kind of retribution, attempting to stump the trump would bring down upon you, maybe you would have thought twice, but you couldn't, you didn't and now you are paying the price, foolish guac bowl merchant. build a wall. you can't stump the trump.
n/a Illuminatesfolly 2017-05-15
Not an argument!
n/a Ardvarkeating101 2017-05-15
Sad!
n/a Ardvarkeating101 2017-05-15
Sad!
n/a Ultrashitpost 2017-05-15
ok
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-15
This is not okay. This needs to stop NOW. This is cancer. This is so much cancer, that I can feel the tumors growing on my back, and it's weighing down heavy on me and it's not okay. Can you help a nigga out and just stop this? Please?
n/a CRUNCHWARP_SUPREME 2017-05-15
tfw you blame your obesity on tumors
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-15
Does it make you so very, very angry that there are those of us who aren't ashamed of being obese? Damn, food is tasty. So very tasty. Sometimes, when I tuck into a tub of "cookies & cream" ice cream or a bacon-wrapped filet mignon, I'll pause for a moment and think of other people who are upset by us overweight folk. Their tears add to the delicious flavor.
Now, if you truly hated the epidemic of obesity in your nation, you would do something about it. Targeting consumers like myself shows laziness and weakness. Targeting corporations like RJR Nabisco, Nestlé and Monsanto, however... well, my good friend and fellow poster, that shows courage. Courage I'm 100%-positive you never had. Or, you could start a nation-wide campaign to encourage people to eat healthier while showing them the benefits and techniques involved in calorie-burning exercises.
n/a CRUNCHWARP_SUPREME 2017-05-15
Listen here u lil shit.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-15
Listen, Henry. So let me tell you what's going to happen because you left this comment, Henry. When you read this I'll be on my way, gliding over lawns and pavement in a beeline to your home. Your doors will unlock and open themselves for me. any barricades you've set up will dismantle. Do you have weapons? I invite you to try to use them on me. They will not work. When I find you I will pick up your tiny body and hoist it above me by your waist. Your shirt will keep lifting up to expose your pasty lower back and midriff, which I know you are self conscious about. I'll parade you around your home town, your school, and the local markets, and everyone will point at you and laugh. You'll keep trying to grab the bottom of your shirt and cover your exposed torso but I'll keep lifting it up again, exposing your pale skin to the cold breeze, I will throw you in the river. Every time you swim back to shore I'll be there to pick you up and throw you back in. I'm sure you felt clever writing this comment. I'm sure you felt like you left a stinging welt on my ego. Get ready, Henry.
n/a I_Fap_To_Zamasu 2017-05-15
RIP Henry
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-05-15
Well actually its official name is Commander
http://i.imgur.com/W2nNFq3.jpg
I quit MTG recently.
A few weeks ago at FNM, I was playing for the top place with a regular, and when I was about to beat him, he pulled a loaded handgun out and placed it on the table and asked me to reconsider. I told him that this was fucked up, and he told me that David Sirlin teaches players to take every step in their ability to win their games. The LGS owner called the cops and he was arrested, and I've been asked by the local prosecutor to testify if I need to.
There's something about this hobby that seems to have gotten worse over the last few years.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-15
I spend 5 hours masturbating before my prostate exams. I edge, and edge and edge, until a butterfly sneezing on my taint could bring me to orgasm. I tactfully shuffle my way down to the doctor's office and when he lubes up I nearly cum every time. But I've trained my keggle muscles enough to the point where I can hold in Mount Vesuvius' wrath. Then as soon as he puts the smallest bit of pressure on my prostate I unleash with the fury of a lion hunting its prey. As the room gets covered in my hot sticky juices the doctor looks on disgusted and leaves the room. I always go to a hospital far away from where I live to get it so that I don't have to go in for surgery under the doctor that I busted to. Best thing is we have free healthcare here, so the doctor gets me off and it's covered by taxpayers. That's my fetish.
n/a hiimzam 2017-05-15
Fresh and steaming off the shitpost pile. Kudos :,)
n/a delethotheads 2017-05-15
this is an agendapost. the only difference is that it's stickied.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-15
Delete this.
Also, consider that the youngest Teletubby (we won't make light of this matter by using their so-called "names" -- actually pseudonyms intended to cast ridicule upon those who might question the show's ideology) is red -- an obvious allusion to Karl Marx, communism's spritual progentior and representative of its youngest, most embryonic form.
Next youngest is the yellow one -- can the allusion to Mao's role in the evolution of communist thought be any more clear? Then comes the green one, a clear reference to the Green Party members that cement the coalition governments common in today's Socialist Europe.
The oldest one is purple, a color often associated with the royalty's divine mandate -- or in this case, the ideal classless society in which we will all live once socialism runs its inevitable historical course. (Note the lack of imagery linking to the failed Soviet experiment in communism -- as so-called Social Progressives are often wont to do, the show's creators have deftly removed any reference to their ideology's all-too-frequent failures.)
Nu-Nu: Helpful caretaker or symbol of the welfare state? But we digress. As they go about enacting their five-year plan of mirth, the Commietubbies live in a surprisingly scary, antiseptic group home fabricated out of metal -- a utopian dream of group habitation that all too clearly -- and perhaps subliminally -- reveals the dark Orwellian undertones of authoritarianism. While no clear chain of command exists among the Commietubbies, scary-looking metalic speakers rise over the landscape, issuing orders to the denizens of this so-called worker's paradise, telling them when to assemble ("Time for Teletubbies!") when to disperse ("Time for Teletubby Bye-Bye!") and when to do everything in between -- yet another assertion that socialism and free will cannot co-exist. Television sets receiving placating broadcasts are implanted in each Tubby's stomach, a clear allusion to the importance of controlling the media -- and the Orwellian ability to revise history such power allows. In a clear message that socialists' proponents believe government can better provide for people than they can themselves through the free market, a robotic caretaker also keeps the group home in order, sweeping up crumbs (and presumably also keeping tabs on any similarly messy thoughts the CommieTubbies might have). Messages of "sharing" and "playing together" thinly disguise the show's true message -- the redistribution of income and the creation of the ultimate classless society!
Why? Perhaps it's important to consider the fact that the show's creators are from England, home of unflouridated water, cradle-to-grave socialism and appallingly poor cuisine (perhaps explaining the plastic-looking "Tubby Toast" on the show).
n/a Auvit 2017-05-15
Telletubbies being a socialist allegory is pretty hilarious. Do you know if the original was ironic or unironic,
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-15
No clue.
n/a altaccountPL 2017-05-15
Socialism, ladies and gentlemen, socialism.
You're such a child. Aww did I hurt the little boy's feelings? Awww, you're so adorable when you're mad. Do that little thing when stick your fist up in their air, that's always so cute.
You're all talk you little punk. A fucking worthless keyboard warrior. You can't do shit. You're pathetic, you're ineffectual, you're worthless. You literally don't do shit except pretend to be some big internet socialist superhero regurgitating slogans and buzzwords, because you're not smart enough for the big kid stuff.
Seriously dude, you're emotionally weak, not strong. A little worthless, lazy shitstain millenial with a political ideology all about getting shit for free, silencing dissent, and murdering people that don't agree with you. You think that if you adopt some edgy ideology nobody else likes with a murderous history, you think that'll make you "unique" and "cool" around the high school, being "that guy." Hey guys, I'm a good little commie, look as I too repeat words like "reactionary" and "means of production" and slogans like "abolish private property." "Please love me!"
It's pretty clear from browsing your posts and your subreddits that you're mentally ill. I can only hope that the emotional trauma you've experienced in life haunts you every day, because I relish the mental anguish you've experienced and I hope all the anger, loneliness, and disturbed thinking drags you down into a drug habit. An evil, thuggish, racist little socialist scumbag. An ideology all about hurting people. Yeah, aren't you a big man? No, no you're not, little boy. Go back to the bong and pipe and retreat into the escape that only illicit substances can provide, because you're too screwed up to ever be a normal person.
Hurry up, little boy, I know it's hard to type up responses on an iPhone, but I'm sure you can do it! Be sure to raise the fist up in the air when you're done like I asked!
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-15
4chan - i know theyre just neckbeards in their moms basement. but wether you want to acknowledge it they have a huge stake on internet culture. name any piece of internet culture from the last 10 years and 9 times out of 10 4chan had something to do with it. they've picked their side and its not ours. so how do we fight against a community thats been doing this for over 10 years and basically monopolized the internet?
it seems like they have complete control over the cultural capital of our time. how many teenagers have they converted just in the last year alone. how many teenagers have they layed the seeds of fascism in and who want even realize it until well into voting age. spend some time over on /pol/ they are just pumping out new fascists by the day. its really disturbing what a propoganda machine that place, through out history the fascists have never really had this much cultural capital to work with, never. fascists literally own the internet and they are using it to push their agenda PERFECTLY
we need to either start copying their strategies or just straight up appropriating their culture. there is no other option for us. we are losing the cultural war
n/a The_Reason_Trump_Won 2017-05-15
Tl dr
n/a FitAndDumb 2017-05-15
Fuck knows
n/a SayceGards 2017-05-15
What is happening in this thread
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-15
https://www.reddit.com/r/circlebroke2/comments/6b4pcb/the_red_pill_documentary_got_upvoted_to_the_front/dhkqi3k/?context=3
n/a FitAndDumb 2017-05-15
U da real mvp or problem i haven't worked it out yet
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-15
Yes
n/a Agent_Paste 2017-05-15
It's an edited version of someone having a hissy fit on another sub because 'THE FUCKING PATRIARCHY REEEEEEE HOW DARE YOU NOT BE SEXIST TO MEN FUCK YOU ALL I WANT MY SAFE SPACE', basically.
n/a shitlordcaligula_2 2017-05-15
This post has been brought to you by Autism Speaks.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-15
haha, how can autism be used as an insult?
Only an ignorant cunt would use autism as an insult. (And there's nothing I hate more than ignorance)
Autism is a gift in my case, I have an IQ of over 150 which makes me technically a genius thanks to my autism. I've been going through school all my life being bored out of my fucking brains getting at least 95% on all my tests (and all the incorrect answers were silly mistakes) because I'm just too fucking smart for school I can't wait for everyone else to learn something I already knew within the first day or too of being taught it.
Every ear I scored the best of my year on these stupid multiple choice tests we do and the headmaster came to my class to tell me that, which obviously resulted in being called a 'nerd' which is true but I shouldn't be ridiculed for it.
I recently became home educated so I could learn at my own pace and I'm getting my GCSEs done in 1/4 of the time everyone else has to do it in, I'm also doing more than double the average amount of GCSEs that usually would be done.
I used to get paid £30 an hour working online, which is more than the teaching assistants at my old school earned, it was so fun pointing that out to them
So in conclusion, calling someone autistic is not an insult, in my case it makes me highly gifted.
One more thing, I don't know if this has anything to do with my autism but I am a sociopath so I'm not hindered by irrational emotions like guilt, compassion, empathy, etc.
haha, the most satisfying thing is to know that you will all see this as a waste of a natural gift and that I am undeserving hahaha, that brings me great satisfaction.
I'm practically perfect, let the jealousy flow through you.
n/a dexceit 2017-05-15
do you just have all these copypastas saved on a Word document or something
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-15
/r/copypasta is my friend.
n/a kpopwasamistake 2017-05-15
You don't?
n/a IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-05-15
Not having a .docx file full of pasta in [CURRENT YEAR]
n/a ALoudMouthBaby 2017-05-15
I use a Google doc which is shared among members of my top secret clique so that we have access to only the finest, freshest pasta. Get on my level dweebs.
n/a IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-05-15
MFW you don't use a Wiki page hosted on your friends VPS
n/a A_Big_Teletubby 2017-05-15
docx? text files dude... cmon open way faster its optimal
n/a IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-05-15
I keep my rarest pasta in text files.
The less rare is in docx files in case a normie uses my computer
n/a incisorcist 2017-05-15
We need a Tumblr or something
n/a IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-05-15
n/a OldOrder 2017-05-15
RES allows you to save macros for comments. A lot of people here use it for pasta
also
Listen, sex doesnt matter to me. I dont care about sex. You know whats better than sex? using your mind.. then sex will come to you. I have mastered science at a very young age. Likely due to my atheism. When I was 7 my dad brought me to church and I said "dad this is stupid and fake" I was a natural born atheist. I didnt need reddit to convince me. I'm smarter than everyone on this site. I learned that science is more important. I take college level science classes and im only 13. I am basically a genius for my age group. Because of my many sciences I have met many college girls while taking classes. They are impressed by my knowledge and usually take me to college parties. I dont drink so I usually go hangout and read a book. This one time a girl brought me up to a room to show me her bed or something? and we ended up having sex. I felt her vagina in all. So a movie to describe my sex life? The Conjuring. because I conjure up pussy all day long.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-15
See also: /r/copypasta
n/a Hellkyte 2017-05-15
Everyone should have a copypasta folder right next to their Pepe folder.
n/a Vakieh 2017-05-15
How many Pepes in your Pepe account?
n/a shitlordcaligula_2 2017-05-15
pepe's dead bruh
n/a Vakieh 2017-05-15
So's Lenin, but that doesn't get his cock out of anyone's mouth.
n/a Cloacalla_Festival 2017-05-15
How many levels of Super Male Vitality you on, brah?
n/a glmox 2017-05-15
it's true, i'm deepthroating lenin right now and loving every second of it
n/a Mort_DeRire 2017-05-15
How many hills in his Hollywood account?
n/a wOLFman4987 2017-05-15
Is this a joke?
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-15
This is not a joke. My favorite niece found your 'Furiosa (and Mad Maxine): Feels Road' video- it ruined Mad Max for her, even made her a bit depressed and ashamed for awhile for even liking it. She has early signs of depression, her mother died of a heart failure when she was only 7 years old. The movie? She liked it.... because so many of the characters reminded her of her mother.... who was also like a sister to me.
....you WILL pay for this, you sanctimonious jaded smug piece of youtube shit. Y'know why? Because my older brother, the father of the girl who you hurt with your cancerous scorn, is INFINITELY more pissed at you than I am. He's an old fashioned cook. 6.5 rating on Ramsey's site, about 300 pounds, ex-McDonald's manager, doesn't go offline much, doesn't have friends, but he knows a few very good white knights he goes to sometimes when his gender neutral kids run into 'trouble' online.
He's the type who only knows one thing, something you millennials don't: how to get shit DONE. Not much gets under his skin really, you can call him any name under the kitchen light, even strike him and he won't hit back (high lactose tolerance)... but you fuck with his little gender neutral offspring and he becomes a totally different man, a VERY dangerous and reckless man. Even if I, his own little brother, were to hurt his gender neutral offspring emotionally, even on accident...he'd break me like a damn uncooked Spaghetti without a second thought, quite easily too and I'm NOT a small guy. I can't tell you my bro's cooking 'technique' because it seems to be a sort of blend and I'm no pro, but I've NEVER seen anyone, even bigger guys, last more than 5 seconds against his Spicy Burritos before they were on the floor in tears, screaming for Lucio, with at least one or two body parts broken and/or bleeding. After he consoled his crying gender neutral offspring about a week ago, he informed me of what happened. Unlike him, I use copy pastas to express my anger, words you've see quite a bit I'm sure- since I'm about 50-45% as pissed as my brother. Being pissed over my niece's sadness that you helped cause, I helped my bro find your Furiosa (and Mad Maxine) video and he gave me a Bacon Burger that almost gave me a heart attack (it was the beef more than anything) and calmly said "M'Danny, I'm sorry...but we'll have to cancel the turkey cook. I have work to do." And he immediately started calling some old contacts...when he calls me 'M'Danny' I know shit just got real.
I honestly can't tell you what my brother will do when he finds you, and he WILL find you. He's the 'creative type' offline and while not a professional baker, he got some enemy combatants to bake during his tours and picked up some tricks on dealing VERY high volumes of yeast to bread without leaving marks. I seriously ALMOST feel bad for what awaits you, E;R ...almost.
n/a wOLFman4987 2017-05-15
I've never heard of Furiosa (and Mad Maxine): Feels Road.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-15
SIR, I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT I AM NOT A COPYPASTA PERSON, YOU'RE REFUSING TO HELP ME SO I'M GOING TO HANG UP
n/a BlueishMoth 2017-05-15
Is this Patrick?
n/a TruthPains 2017-05-15
Darling - You have shown yourself to be abusive, aggressive and anti-social concerning YOUR PTSD. You claim that people have diagnosed you as PTSD when it's you who has said publically that you have PTSD - Broken memory and paranoia are danger signs that YOU are in Trouble! I have to wonder what do you gain by behaving that way? It has to be Power and Control because you, like so many other with PTSD, find that often you have Zero Power or Control over yourself. YOU NEED HELP SO FUCKING GO AND GET IT. YOU CLAIM TO BE A GREAT BIG US (EX)MARINE, BUT YOU CAN'T MANAGE THE BATTLE INSIDE YOURSELF. FAIL! GET HELP - REDDIT IS NOT FOR THERAPY - STOP PROJECTING ONTO OTHERS GIVEN THE KNOWN RISKS TO FAMILY OF MILITARY WITH PTSD, PROTECT YOUR LOVED ONES FROM YOUR OWN OUTBURSTS AND PROJECTIONS. COME BACK WHEN YOU HAVE GROWN UP AND HAVE MANNED UP TO DEAL WITH YOURSELF AND REALITY NOW FUCK OFF AND GET THE HELP YOU SO EVIDENTLY NEED. GET YOUR PTSD UNDER CONTROL BEFORE IT TURNS INTO IPV - FAMILY ABUSE AND YOU END UP OUT IN THE COLD. YOU ARE SHOWING ALL THE CLASSIC RISK SIGNES INCLUDING YOUR FRACTURED MEMORY AND PARANOIA IF YOU HATE THAT STRANGERS CAN RECOGNISE CLASSIC PTSD DANGER SIGNES AT A DISTANCE - JUST CONSIDER HOW MUCH HATE YOU HAVE TOWARDS YOURSELF THAT YOU NEED TO KEEP SO MUCH HIDDEN BY DENIAL, MISDIRECTION AND ATTACKING OTHERS. GET HELP GET HELP NOW IF YOU SEE YOURSELF AS SO WORTHLESS YOU DON'T DESERVE HELP YOU ARE WRONG AND ALSO NEED FAR MORE HELP THAN YOU HAVE SO FAR CONSIDERED. GET HELP NOW BEFORE IT COMES IN AN ORANGE SUIT
n/a TruthPains 2017-05-15
Darling - You have shown yourself to be abusive, aggressive and anti-social concerning YOUR AUTISM.
You claim that people have diagnosed you as AUTIST when it's you who has said publically that you have AUTISM - REEEEEEEEEEEEEEing and /r/drama postings are danger signs that YOU are in Trouble!
I have to wonder what do you gain by behaving that way?
It has to be Drama and Shitposting because you, like so many other with AUTISTS, find that often you have Zero Power or Control over yourself.
YOU NEED HELP SO FUCKING GO AND GET IT.
YOU CLAIM TO BE A GREAT BIG REDDITOR, BUT YOU CAN'T MANAGE THE BATTLE INSIDE YOURSELF.
FAIL!
GET HELP - REDDIT IS NOT FOR THERAPY - STOP PROJECTING ONTO OTHERS
GIVEN THE KNOWN RISKS TO FAMILY OF REDDITORS WITH AUTISM, PROTECT YOUR LOVED ONES FROM YOUR OWN OUTBURSTS AND PROJECTIONS.
COME BACK WHEN YOU HAVE GROWN UP AND HAVE MANNED UP TO DEAL WITH YOURSELF AND REALITY
NOW FUCK OFF AND GET THE HELP YOU SO EVIDENTLY NEED.
GET YOUR AUTISM UNDER CONTROL BEFORE IT TURNS INTO /R/DRAMA COMMENTING - /R/THE_DONALD SUBSCRIBING AND YOU END UP OUT IN THE COLD.
YOU ARE SHOWING ALL THE CLASSIC RISK SIGNES INCLUDING YOUR FRACTURED /R/DRAMA POSTINGS AND SHITPOSTING
IF YOU HATE THAT STRANGERS CAN RECOGNISE CLASSIC AUTISM DANGER SIGNES AT A DISTANCE - JUST CONSIDER HOW MUCH HATE YOU HAVE TOWARDS YOURSELF THAT YOU NEED TO KEEP SO MUCH HIDDEN BY DENIAL, MISDIRECTION AND ATTACKING OTHERS.
GET HELP
GET HELP NOW
IF YOU SEE YOURSELF AS SO WORTHLESS YOU DON'T DESERVE HELP YOU ARE WRONG AND ALSO NEED FAR MORE HELP THAN YOU HAVE SO FAR CONSIDERED.
GET HELP NOW BEFORE IT COMES IN AN ORANGE UP ARROW
n/a shitlordcaligula_2 2017-05-15
/u/Hstark where u at fam?
n/a HStark 2017-05-15
Pretty dumb guy
n/a shitlordcaligula_2 2017-05-15
mfw senpai notices me
n/a HStark 2017-05-15
Are you really that pretty tho?
n/a hotblondeboob 2017-05-15
Oh I am definitely using this.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-15
Next time I do I think I'll cut the second paragraph and just launch into the qualifications.
n/a REDDIT_IN_MOTION 2017-05-15
Seriously, fuck autism speaks
n/a captainpriapism 2017-05-15
i dont think ive seen any of these before thats a good effort
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-15
Lately there has been a extreme rise⬆ in low⬇ effort 😩😧 copypasta 🍝.
The buck💵 stops ✋🚫 here 👇
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The mods for r/drama are going to start removing copypasta we deem as low effort.
What is low effort you say? Copypasta that takes advantage of u/Cummybot2000 , copypasta that is 6 words long, copypasta that "replaces every other word with anal" etc. These posts will be removed and could result in a temporary ban!
You get the idea.
We hate to do this but there's just been such a large amount of low effort copypasta lately and it's just-not-good.
That being said...
We encourage 😁 you to find🔬🔭 top quality copypasta 🍝🍝 anywhere you can! Online forums🗣👥, comment sections on Reddit 👀 or anywhere else!
Thanks!
n/a explohd 2017-05-15
As I've told reddit before, there is no such thing as quality pasta. Not since the Spanish hit South America. There never will be. Copypasta is a fictitious fabrication and myth that people buy due to the advent of advertising. It's no different than any Hallmark holiday. It's all fake. There not worth all this retarded drama because there's almost an infinite supply of the damn things. Sure there are "rare" ones, but anything you can find has a fake value. Only worth anything due to ONE MAN saying it's worth that much because he won't allow the world to access the near endless supply. Any other pasta your getting from ANY where else has his hands on it. The blood, the guts, the children, all of it. Your copying it from that guy, his mercs, rival mercs, or someone who's killing the local pop to sell it to you. There is ONLY blood on this pasta because of this Supply and Demand scheme. The IDEA of bad pasta is a scheme from the SAME ONE GUY. His are "quality". Because it's coming from his source. Rather than off the bloody comments he has mercs in.
There all god damn bad pastas cause they all have ficticious value created by a supply and demand scheme from ONE PERSON. If it wasn't for this ficticious "holiday" type scheme around them no one would be dying for them and no one would be copying them.
Ya maybe the people who use to own those copypastas a long time ago are long dead, doesn't mean there clean and doesn't remove the fact they are all part of one man's empire. A man you fund to kill people.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-15
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n/a I_Fap_To_Zamasu 2017-05-15
-( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╯╲___卐卐卐卐 Don't mind me just taking my mods for a walk
n/a tilmoph 2017-05-15
I refuse to believe the mods are going to do anything that remotely resembles effort.
n/a captainpriapism 2017-05-15
i unironically support this initiative
n/a zahlman 2017-05-15
sauce plz
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-15
It is disturbing how long it took someone to ask.
Here you go.
n/a zahlman 2017-05-15
Nice.
/u/Illuminatesfolly get in here and explain how you've "seen the documentary" and you still imagine that your Kimmel-esque views of the MRM are accurate even after having it thrown right in your face how blatantly wrong Kimmel et. al. are.
n/a Illuminatesfolly 2017-05-15
No
n/a zahlman 2017-05-15
k, have fun being wrong then
n/a Illuminatesfolly 2017-05-15
This coming from the man who delet my son two years ago
n/a zahlman 2017-05-15
It would be funny if your implicit claim to be just shitposting actually had any credibility.
n/a Illuminatesfolly 2017-05-15
sounds like Not an Argument to me
n/a zahlman 2017-05-15
Well I mean, you're the one who, when asked to defend your view, straight-up refused; so yes, I agree there is no argument going on here. I'm just pointing out that you're wrong because you are. If you'd like an argument out of me, you'll need to start with an actual position to argue about.
n/a Illuminatesfolly 2017-05-15
Hm, yeah, maybe I want to come to /r/drama to discuss with closet misogynists the idea that they are actually the only people that care about men's issues and that feminists are the real racists.
Oh wait, no, I don't, and this is why you have a maroon "idiot" tag.
n/a zahlman 2017-05-15
Ahaha you're literally trying to make fun of other people on the internet for writing too well. Amazing.
P.S. Why do you hate men?
n/a Illuminatesfolly 2017-05-15
I pointed it out because it was cumbersome, you fucking tool.
n/a zahlman 2017-05-15
Sorry that a punctuation mark triggered you.
n/a Illuminatesfolly 2017-05-15
wow funny joke.
thats like when people have ptsd ha ha ha
autism
ha ha
n/a zahlman 2017-05-15
Yep.
Oh wait, you were trying to say that's actually offensive.
But you unironically tag people as "idiot" even though you probably also think that's "ableism" or some other bullshit.
gee gee.
P. S. You literally lack the mental capacity to remember who your enemies are, which I find amusing.
P. P. S. Show me on the doll where the mean internet misogynists disagreed with you.
n/a Illuminatesfolly 2017-05-15
Ha ha! I am too stupid to understand, thus I win!
My morals are now yours!
I'm done with you, little man.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-15
I think you're both forgetting that shitposting is a religion of peace.
n/a Illuminatesfolly 2017-05-15
Agreed.
n/a zahlman 2017-05-15
Allahu akbucatini.
n/a zahlman 2017-05-15
Allahu akbucatini.
n/a zahlman 2017-05-15
To "understand", you would have to be making a point.
No, I'm just pointing out your hypocrisy.
No, the evidence of your mental capability is the way that you rely on RES as a crutch. As further evidence, the way that you can't figure out an argument that simple.
n/a Illuminatesfolly 2017-05-15
You're literally too stupid to understand that mental ability and ideology are different things.
Using RES as a crutch? As if the basics of due diligence are too far of of a stretch for anyone to engage with without the help of their own neurally linked AI? ORRR do you mean that basic diligence to the point of this discussion means that I have somehow strained myself, mentally?
My point is that you lack a basic understanding of the nuance of the positions that you criticize, so much so that you blatantly lied to me, then abandoned the lie when caught. You're a fucking idiot, and so is anyone that upvotes your disingenuous idiocy.
They targeted circlebroke2.
circlebroke2.
We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end writing some of the smuggest, most circlejerky comments. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a little orange arrow saying we did.
We'll punish our selfs doing things others would consider torture, because we think it's fun.
We'll spend most if not all of our free time maxing the karma-potential of our shitty comments all to draw out a single extra point of karma out of the other complainers.
Many of us have made careers out of doing just these things: complaining about reddit, all day, the same circlejerks over and over, hundreds of times to the point where we know evety little detail such that some have attained such smug nirvana that they can literally comment on threads accurately just by reading the title.
Do these people have any idea how many circlejerks have been analyzed, memes written, redditors destroyed 8n frustration? All to latter be referred to as bragging rights?
These people honestly think this is a battle they can win? They take our complainpire? We're already building a new one without them. They take our memes? circlebrokers aren't shy about complaining else where, or even opening subreddits ourselves. They think us calling them racist, mysoginistic, rape apologists is censorship? We've been called SJWs by the prepubescent 10 year old demographic on reddit. They picked a fight against a group that's already grown desensitized to their strategies and methods. Who enjoy the battle of attrition they've threatened us with. Who take it as a challange when they tell us we no longer matter. Our obsession with proving we're smug after being told we're just pathetic is so deeply ingrained from years of dealing with racists/sexists and homophobes laughing at how pathetic we used to be that proving you people wrong has become a very real need; a honed reflex.
circlebrokes are smug, gods, by nature. We love to complain. The worst thing you did in all of this was to challange us. You're not special, you're not original, you're not the first; this is just another reddit thread
n/a hotblondeboob 2017-05-15
Wew
n/a zahlman 2017-05-15
y u mad tho
n/a zahlman 2017-05-15
y u mad tho
n/a zahlman 2017-05-15
y u mad tho
n/a zahlman 2017-05-15
y u mad tho
n/a zahlman 2017-05-15
y u mad tho
n/a zahlman 2017-05-15
y u mad tho
n/a korri123 2017-05-15
u mad bro?
n/a zahlman 2017-05-15
y u mad tho
n/a AlcoholicMood 2017-05-15
Holy fuck
Leave this website for a bit, for your own sake
n/a glmox 2017-05-15
excuse me, there's nothing closet about our misogyny, thank you very much. #abolishthe19th
n/a Illuminatesfolly 2017-05-15
this, but ... unironically?
I'm confused. who am I.
n/a zahlman 2017-05-15
wew
n/a AlcoholicMood 2017-05-15
Anyone who uses RES to tag spooky people is a moron by default
n/a EnterAdman 2017-05-15
You people are paranoid and insane.
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-05-15
reported for ableism
n/a rockidol 2017-05-15
I'm afraid to ask but what the hell happened with Kimmel?
n/a zahlman 2017-05-15
He gets interviewed in the movie and it becomes clear that he has an agenda and no idea what he's talking about.
n/a rockidol 2017-05-15
Jimmy Kimmel?
Why? What the hell does he have to do with any of this?
n/a zahlman 2017-05-15
No, this guy.
n/a nicethingyoucanthave 2017-05-15
Check this out: http://sb.cc.stonybrook.edu/news/general/Men_and_Masculinities.php
He created a "center for the study of men and masculinities" (they make it plural just to drive home the point that it's a cultural construct) and here's who he placed on the advisory board:
Gloria Steinem
Martin Duberman (author of "In White America")
Jane Fonda
Eve Ensler (author of "The Vagina Monologues")
Carol Gilligan (quote from this book: "women are morally superior to men")
Kimmel's book is titled, "Angry White Men" - here's an interesting article about it and his "center for the study of men"
What an asshole this guy is.
n/a zahlman 2017-05-15
You know it.
n/a hexane360 2017-05-15
n/a nicethingyoucanthave 2017-05-15
wut
n/a Titan_Transcendent 2017-05-15
It's disturbing, but is it surprising? I'll answer my own question: no.
n/a Hellkyte 2017-05-15
Why doesn't your post have stats like his.
This makes you look lazy.
n/a Vakieh 2017-05-15
I'd just like to be the first to come out in support of our friend /u/EnterAdman. Don't listen to xir bullshit, your comments were not too stupid for /r/drama, and this will always be a Safe Space©™ for you.
n/a EnterAdman 2017-05-15
They are just mad paranoid. I straight up wanted a discussion bit apparently that's "fake concern" or some shit. Oh well, that's the Internet for ya.
n/a Vakieh 2017-05-15
Wait, you went to cb2 for actual discussion?
I take it all back.
n/a EnterAdman 2017-05-15
Tbf I had no clue what the sub was. I do now unfortunately.
n/a ahbslldud 2017-05-15
Fucking kek the salt is amazing. He went to all that effort to "call out" individual users lmao
n/a Illuminatesfolly 2017-05-15
salt? m8, I'm just hungover and hate everyone.
"all that effort" being literally the click of a button next to a username.
n/a ahbslldud 2017-05-15
For like nine different people kek. With customized responses. I don't even put that much autism into discussions that actually matter.
n/a Illuminatesfolly 2017-05-15
yeah fair enough, caring about stuff is pretty lame
n/a ahbslldud 2017-05-15
Now ur gettin it!
n/a rockidol 2017-05-15
I like the whole "Anyone who doesn't agree with our version of feminism just doesn't know what feminism is."
You know /u/Illuminatesfolly we can judge feminism by what it does rather than some technical definition, and what it does is ignore and downplay mens problems as much as it can (or just blame them on men) while claiming that men who want to fight mens issues should turn to feminism.
n/a Illuminatesfolly 2017-05-15
No dude, anyone who has no idea what feminism is doesn't know what feminism is, you fucking idiot. I wish I could ban you again. Sad!
n/a rockidol 2017-05-15
Everyone knows what feminism is it's not a difficult concept. But what feminism sees itself as and what it actually is are two different things.
n/a zahlman 2017-05-15
That kinda suggests to me that
is not actually the case.
n/a thefran 2017-05-15
Hey, /r/Illuminatesfolly, I did some fucking reading.
https://thedevelopmentset.com/male-feminism-is-fakery-be-a-femally-f109ef37e9a3
http://www.thehindu.com/thread/reflections/why-men-cannot-be-feminists/article17427014.ece
http://veganfeministnetwork.com/resources/ten-ways-for-men-to-be-vegan-feminist-allies/
I can give you about 20 more articles that say the exact same thing.
Men who care about gender issues can't be called feminists, because men can't be called feminists, they can only be male allies at best, you fucking idiot. Feel free to mansplain feminism to female feminists if you disagree.
n/a Illuminatesfolly 2017-05-15
I CAN SHOW YOU TWENTY ARTICLES WRITTEN FOR PEOPLE LIKE ME ABOUT HOW I AM RIGHT
Maybe you can stop deliberately missing the point long enough to have conversations with some real feminists. Oh sorry, you're right, allies (definitely not feminists).
Fuck off, you ignorant ass.
n/a thefran 2017-05-15
these articles are written for feminists by feminists. "male allies" is the accepted terminology.
n/a Illuminatesfolly 2017-05-15
WE ARE ALL THE SAME AND AGREE ON EVERYTHING, ESPECIALLY IDENTITY ISSUES RELATING TO SELF AND SOCIETY. BEEP BOOP I AM AN MRA ROBOT WHO HAS DROPPED THE PRETENSE OF BEING A FEMINISTS BECAUSE I THINK I HAVE FOUND MY OPENING.
n/a zahlman 2017-05-15
Okay, so what specific "fucking reading" do you think /u/thefran should be doing?
n/a zahlman 2017-05-15
Okay, so what specific "fucking reading" do you think /u/thefran should be doing?
n/a Works_of_memercy 2017-05-15
I second the question, which specific books or articles should we read that'd tell us that men can be equal members of the feminist movement? I mean, I saw a lot of such assertions from redditors like you, but strictly in the context of proving that feminism is egalitarian.
I have a nagging suspicion that someone publicly and non-anonymously saying anything like that apropos of nothing, as a free-standing point, will be quickly and brutally silenced, showing that real feminists exist and are in charge.
n/a thefran 2017-05-15
I'm going to make this claim more strict. Articles that are written for the sole purpose of recruitment or, like he uses this, epic gotchas with the purpose of discrediting people who refuse to identify as feminists, are useless for our purpose. What I want to see is currently written articles and books that heavily lean on the idea that feminism is inclusive regardless of gender, and people who identify as male are fully equal members of it, to the point of casually mentioning them. Every single major feminist website I've read says "male allies".
n/a thefran 2017-05-15
Do you think
Sorry, wrong question, thinking is banned on circlebroke, hence, the subreddit.
Did Mother allow you to notice that there's an obvious contradiction between "men who care about gender issues are just called feminists, which is obvious basic feminism" and "most feminists don't even think males are even allowed to call themselves feminists"?
n/a zahlman 2017-05-15
Okay, so what specific "fucking reading" do you think /u/thefran should be doing?
n/a ZeitgeistNow 2017-05-15
You're gonna make some lucky guy very suicidal in the future
n/a AlcoholicMood 2017-05-15
Best comment, only 3 upvotes
Sad!
n/a zahlman 2017-05-15
Okay so like.
In your opinion, who gets to say who is or isn't a feminist, and what feminism does or doesn't mean? And why are those people the authorities, and not anyone who happens to disagree with you?
Alternatively: if you're really going to die on the hill of "feminists can be a million different things and they don't all agree on stuff", then how do you also get to tell people what feminism "is"? How can you say that it specifically "is" certain things and not other things?
n/a Illuminatesfolly 2017-05-15
Then, you accuse me of dying on a pathetic hill? dude.
n/a zahlman 2017-05-15
What do you think I "want to have both ways", exactly? I'm inviting you to have a serious discussion, and you keep refusing, so I respond in kind.
n/a thefran 2017-05-15
On what grounds are you expecting a serious discussion from the likes of him? He's explicitly and solely using "feminism is equal rights actually" as an epic gotcha.
n/a zahlman 2017-05-15
I don't understand why exactly, but extending the invitation to people I know won't accept it entertains me.
n/a AlpineIrregular 2017-05-15
I feel like we all have better things to do with our time than talk about fat chicks, though.
n/a thefran 2017-05-15
Pay attention, he tells us to talk to fat chicks, not about them
n/a clearglassofwater 2017-05-15
Wow. That's the most diligent Reeeeeee I've ever read.
n/a thefran 2017-05-15
nice.
Hey, /r/Illuminatesfolly, I did some fucking reading.
https://thedevelopmentset.com/male-feminism-is-fakery-be-a-femally-f109ef37e9a3
http://www.thehindu.com/thread/reflections/why-men-cannot-be-feminists/article17427014.ece
http://veganfeministnetwork.com/resources/ten-ways-for-men-to-be-vegan-feminist-allies/
Men who care about gender issues can't be called feminists, because men can't be called feminists, they can only be feminist allies at best, you fucking idiot. Feel free to mansplain feminism to female feminists if you disagree.
n/a Prysorra 2017-05-15
And here I thought you were just having a meltdown.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-15
Why I never!
n/a Prysorra 2017-05-15
Was kidding. It was normal for you :-)
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-15
I'm just following the rules, fam.
n/a Orsonius 2017-05-15
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE normies get out
n/a WearyTunes 2017-05-15
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Internet Moderation Real Hahahaha Man Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Man Close Your Eyes Haha
n/a Illuminatesfolly 2017-05-15
Dude really.
Idk it just really hit me personally, since I had just been talking to my mother about how she escaped her physically abusive marriage after 20 years.
Also I have le autismo le
n/a lol-da-mar-s-cool 2017-05-15
Yeah, men are fucking evil amirite?
n/a Illuminatesfolly 2017-05-15
delet white ppl
n/a lol-da-mar-s-cool 2017-05-15
this but unironically
n/a Illuminatesfolly 2017-05-15
ok fair
n/a poopy_ass 2017-05-15
+/u/user_simulator yiannopoulos_m
n/a User_Simulator 2017-05-15
They will only ever be given platforms to criticise anyone.
~ yiannopoulos_m
Info | Subreddit
n/a zahlman 2017-05-15
large if factual
n/a TheFattyArbuckle 2017-05-15
You got some faggy hobbies, bro.
n/a Illuminatesfolly 2017-05-15
yes
n/a AlcoholicMood 2017-05-15
Sorry about that man, really
n/a GoMLism 2017-05-15
I spend 5 hours masturbating before my prostate exams. I edge, and edge and edge, until a butterfly sneezing on my taint could bring me to orgasm. I tactfully shuffle my way down to the doctor's office and when he lubes up I nearly cum every time. But I've trained my keggle muscles enough to the point where I can hold in Mount Vesuvius' wrath. Then as soon as he puts the smallest bit of pressure on my prostate I unleash with the fury of a lion hunting its prey. As the room gets covered in my hot sticky juices the doctor looks on disgusted and leaves the room. I always go to a hospital far away from where I live to get it so that I don't have to go in for surgery under the doctor that I busted to. Best thing is we have free healthcare here, so the doctor gets me off and it's covered by taxpayers. That's my fetish.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-15
That might be my favourite today.
n/a EternallyMiffed 2017-05-15
I know this is pasta, and yet, I kind of understand why the Chechens do what they do.
n/a John_Ketch 2017-05-15
Damn this is good
n/a lifesbrink 2017-05-15
Have you seen my baseball?
n/a LSU_Coonass 2017-05-15
melt, bitch
n/a Choozadoodle 2017-05-15
This is quality pasta
n/a saint2e 2017-05-15
Holy fuck that's savage as hell.
n/a toynbeeidea16 2017-05-15
post bussy
n/a Nechaev 2017-05-15
Serious question - how on Earth are you still a moderator here? You're almost comically bad at it, you're nearly universally hated, and though I doubt you're capable of realizing it you do not, in fact, know better than the community you moderate as to what that community wants. Shit, just look at how you're being downvoted in this thread - that's not people saying that they disagree with what you're saying, that's people saying that they disagree with you as a person. That's a whole bunch of people who didn't even care about the "brigading" you're talking about in this thread, they just wanted to send you a quick "go fuck yourself".
I get that some people live such pathetically unrewarding lives that the minor imitation power they get from moderating a mediocre subreddit makes things worthwhile to them, but at this point, isn't it embarrassing? I mean, is the tiny little high you get from deleting any comments critical of you and your ideas really worth the shame that you ought to be feeling in knowing that the most popular thing that you could possibly do at this point would be to delete your account? What's the point?
So, yeah. Go ahead and delete this comment now, and the countless other comments that will no doubt pop up over the rest of the week pointing out what a fucktarded idea this "no brigading" bullshit is that you've arbitrarily decided to force on the sub is. Turn this into the same desolate graveyard we had last time, with your Baghdad Bob-esque "no guys the rule totally works see I'm even making drama" comment buried under hundreds of [deleted]s. Won't change the fact that you're a fucking horrible moderator a single iota.
n/a deukhoofd 2017-05-15
What's the source on this one?
n/a zahlman 2017-05-15
It's at least 4 years old. Other search results suggest that it may have come from a subsequently-deleted /r/AdviceAnimals post.
n/a Nechaev 2017-05-15
The original comes from the Great SubredditDrama SRS Megathread Brainfart Episode.
n/a Nechaev 2017-05-15
This is vintage
n/a Fallrightdown 2017-05-15
Misogyny is the closest thing most Redditors have to a hobby or an identity. Misogyny is all these maladjusted manchildren have to bond with people over. They see it as a matter of pride to be the guy who hates women the most and the loudest, the way climbers will compete to complete taller and more challenging routes faster or in more extreme ways than other climbers. Spending Mother's Day watching a propaganda flick produced by radicalized misogynists is the closest thing these pathetic souls have to reaching the summit of K2 or free soloing the Half Dome.buy
n/a Agrias-Oaks 2017-05-15
Pic of the original author
n/a Ylajali_2002 2017-05-15
Decorum or pc culture is something that is usually disdained on this subreddit. I understand how it is counter-productive to adhere to a respectful, progressive discourse when you are constantly shitposting and wishing death on the SRDine. However, manifesting their rejection of the discourse as an excuse to call people 'cunts' and 'retards' is a pretty lame excuse for lazy insults.
I know this discussion has taken place here before but I think it is still relevant. I feel like this has been one of my few problems with the subreddit and I know it has kept a few of my friends from enjoying it fully. I asked one of my totally not made up friends for her thoughts on it:
"There is an unwillingness to see how language can enforce existing oppression and the hosts' don't recognize their position within that structure. As a severely intellectually disabled man pretending to be a woman who occasionally browses /r/drama, I feel that their language and attitude undermines their shitposting in a way that's difficult for me to reconcile. The cultural signifiers employed in their language can present the subreddit as one where some people (e.g., retards like myself) are not welcome."
It hasn't kept me from becoming a committed shitposter though this has been bugging me for a while and just wanted to get it off my chest outside of my circle. Also, there was a good point in this sub about how language policing can have the same effect (eg that those pathetic, weasely nu-males over on SRD might be tempted to come and post here) so I know it isn't good in and of itself.
edit: new to reddit i thought the link would be in the title http://kotaku.com/what-people-miss-when-they-use-autistic-as-an-insult-1794491453
edit2: man did not think this would blow up. should have been clearer in my post that yes language policing can be bullshit, no i don't think it is more important than waging jihad on SRD and no i dont think /r/drama is racist lol. also my (again totally not made up) friend sent me this and it made me laugh: "Yeah, it's pretty funny how a lot of these folks can lurk a subreddit mocking all these tampon sniffers who cry out in anger at every agendapost, and yet as soon as someone critiques /r/drama they are like 'uhhhh did you know most of us are probably on the spectrum i think someone said once?? What about moron? Can i call someone a dummy, you lib?'" BTW I'm not offended. You are. Please don't think I'm offended. You're the one getting offended right now. I'm not.
n/a Psycho_Robot 2017-05-15
Hey, ComedicSans, play with your fidget spinner. You're not you when you're not embracing autism. Better?
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-15
I bring you all wondrous copypasta gifts and then you harangue me. This is what Harambe feels like.
n/a Psycho_Robot 2017-05-15
Do you have a patreon? You can parlay this harassment into big bucks if you play your cards right.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-15
Raaaaaaaape
n/a Psycho_Robot 2017-05-15
You're a natural!
n/a LuigiVargasLlosa 2017-05-15
tl;dr
n/a CaLiKiNG805 2017-05-15
Thank God that we have mods to defend our defenseless class. If you really think about it, we're the true victims. No one thanks us for our hard work. They just ignore all of our contributions to society. No really, think about it. Feminism wouldn't exist if men didn't oppress women for a few (many) millenia. The English language? Try having a conversation without using words we invented. They have us to thank for inventing words like genocide, systematic oppression, misandry, and hot take. Now let's look at women. They get mad when they're not allowed to vote, they break the glass ceiling we made for them, they invented something called a "female orgasm" (lol), and they often enjoy the company of men that aren't me. Despicable. If the facts™ aren't enough for you, then let's take a look at a few rumors about women. Lately, I've been hearing that it was actually a woman that gave birth to Adolf Hitler. As a matter of fact, rumor has it that a man has never given birth to a German Dictator.
Inb4 feminists "What the f*ck, I love men now 😍" Sorry bubs, us men have more important matters to attend to on this terrestrial plane.
n/a PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-05-15
Joke's on all of you, I was only pretending to be retarded!
n/a PlvGdm 2017-05-15
BEST THREAD EVAAA!
n/a flipkt 2017-05-15
All I can say to you, Comedic, you absolute loser, is this: When something terrible happens to you in life, think of me and this post. I don't even have words to describe how much of a fucking retard you are. Nor do I have words to explain how cold-hearted this post is. Truly, you will get what's coming to you, and I hope you think of me when life kicks you the fuck down. But really? You're going to have to answer to God when you die, and when he asks you why you were such a rude fuckin person in life. And going ONLY by that post; you are a HORRIBLE, FUCKING, PERSON. Honestly help everyone out and kill yourself. Please.
n/a MooseHeckler 2017-05-15
What in the wide world of sports is going on here?
n/a LedinToke 2017-05-15
retard
n/a T_Dumbsford 2017-05-15
Damnit, /u/ComedicSans. You've violated your top sooper seekrit cereal cabal oath. You can expect the star chamber.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-15
I AM A WHISTLEBLOWER - the cabal's greatest secret is that there is no cabal!!
The people must be told! /r/Dumbsford is a lie!
n/a T_Dumbsford 2017-05-15
Mmm this is what we want them to think.
n/a cojoco 2017-05-15
Well it's true so why wouldn't they think it?
n/a T_Dumbsford 2017-05-15
insert circular reasoning here
n/a Chin_Up_Chick 2017-05-15
I think since this sub is basically self moderated people have just started posting random shit here because it doesn't get deleted where it would elsewhere.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-15
That's rude. I'm a mod.
n/a Chin_Up_Chick 2017-05-15
I dont think it's rude. I hate mods that delete everything.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-15
What about mods that tell everyone to delete their account? Asking for a friend :/)
n/a Chin_Up_Chick 2017-05-15
That would probably make me pissy and butthurt. Everything i say should be revered.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-15
This sub is notoriously irreverent though. I don't like your chances.
n/a bareballzthebitch 2017-05-15
The highlight of your life I suppose. You could have pursued any number of worthy pursuits in life, became a fine horseman, winning a medal in Olympic equestrian events perhaps. Or become an expert marksman, or archer, heck even learned guitar. Been a connoisseur of fine cheeses or wine, lived an epicurean life, renowned for your subject knowledge in any number of fields of scientific study. Your name whispered down the ages as a sage of sound wisdom. Perhaps even a statue erected in your honor somewhere, denoting your bravery in battle, and leadership of men. But no. You have instead chosen the course of perusing reddit and plagiarizing other's intellectual production as a copypasta shitposter of the lowest degree, seeking karma. Oh and you are a mod too.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-15
What if I'm all of those things, a true renaissance man?
n/a KurlyKayla 2017-05-15
Wait, so just to be clear.....you're not being ironic?
n/a double-happiness 2017-05-15
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you male pig? I'll have you know I graduated top of my Womyn's Studies class, and I've been involved in numerous demonstrations against oppression of womynkind, and I have over 300 signatures on my petition. I am trained in debate tactics and I'm the top speaker in the entire Feminist Frequency. You are nothing to me but just another cis scum. I will reeducate the fuck out of you with feminism the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, male oppressor. As we speak I am contacting my public network of activists across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, misogynist. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your worldview. You're fucking dead, nerd. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can disprove your biased theories in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with no preparation time. Not only am I extensively trained in rhetorics, but I have access to the entire funding of the Tropes vs Women in Video Games project and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable opinions off the face of the Internet, you rapist. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you godessdamn idiot. I will rain empowerment all over womyn and your cisprivilege will drown in it. Your rape culture is over, man.