Verification is so strange on Twitter. It gives these nobodies this weird sense of importance when really the only reason they have that little blue checkmark is someone at Twitter got their palms greased or happen to agree with your political viewpoints...
how to twitter in the modern age: use celebrity expression gifs for anything you ever want to say ever because we all know they are better at being you than you
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n/a SnapshillBot 2017-05-15
You're oversimplifying a complex situation to the point of adding nothing to the discussion.
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n/a 80BAIT08 2017-05-15
Who is this manlet?
n/a LLYSKN 2017-05-15
A "Notorious Nobody" according to his Twitter bio. He seems to get into arguments all the time too. Here's another one on his Instagram page (NSFW)
n/a 80BAIT08 2017-05-15
Ouch, I'd be constantly angry to if I was that ugly
n/a Matues49 2017-05-15
He(?) looks like something that fell off my ass back when I caught the stomach flu.
n/a SamWhite 2017-05-15
Dear god...
n/a Basically_Trash 2017-05-15
Verification is so strange on Twitter. It gives these nobodies this weird sense of importance when really the only reason they have that little blue checkmark is someone at Twitter got their palms greased or happen to agree with your political viewpoints...
n/a Chicup 2017-05-15
When they took it away from Milo as punishment, it showed what a farce it was.
n/a harrah8083 2017-05-15
When they started verifying every person who wrote articles for huffpo, buzzfeed..etc, I knew that it didn't mean shit.
n/a SithisTheDreadFather 2017-05-15
Getting verified is so easy I almost got verified. Who the fuck am I?
Our social media lady went around asking everyone if they wanted to be verified. I had to send Twitter a copy of my driver's license; no thank you.
n/a Thhueros 2017-05-15
White women smh
n/a Cloacalla_Festival 2017-05-15
I declare a fatwa on Silicon Valley.
n/a neutralvoter 2017-05-15
how to twitter in the modern age: use celebrity expression gifs for anything you ever want to say ever because we all know they are better at being you than you
n/a Clopernicus 2017-05-15
I hate people who say "hence why." "That's why" or "hence your lack of being verified."