I mean, this isn't the first time he's done something petty like this, but if I was the president, you'd better goddamn believe I'd want extra ice cream.
Read my first line again but maybe slower this time. I know reading comprehension develops later in some so take your time, but the chance to practice should always be taken.
Oh I read your question, and chose to ignore it because it's a stupid question.
The fact is people are calling a humor segment a news item because they're too stupid to recognize satire. Whether it's good or bad satire is not the point.
Nice attempt at deflecting from the group spergreeee though.
You get that accusing everyone who talks with you are reeeing means that the reeeing is coming from the inside?
Like how posting over and over again that you aren't mad and everyone else is mad shows that you are mad?
I mean I get that you are someone who defends CNN and deleted your old account after President Trump won so I wasn't expecting much to begin with from you.
Yes. You deflected. I'm laughing at you all for reeeing over satire as though it's CNN reporting serious news, and then you start harping on whether it's funny or not. As I said earlier, it doesn't matter if you think it's funny or not, it's still satire that hurt your trumpy feewings. Let that sink in for a bit.
The fact that you don't recognize it as deflection isn't my fault.
This is Obviously Satire
How is it Satire
This is Obviously Satire
How is it Satire
This is Obviously Satire
Man you are really bad at this
CNN reporting serious news,
Again explain why this time CNN reporting what Trump eats is Satire instead of being serious news like all the other times CNN reported what Trump eats
I didn't say it wasn't dumb. My point is, the absurd outrage over it is out of control.
Get over it dude, it happens to literally everyone in office. This icecream story isn't even as absurd as these other ones, from what I've read Trump takes 2 and nobody else is allowed to have 2, that says a lot about the guys character, it's childish.
But in the end you don't even need this to prove him a child so I don't know why they even put it out.
Oh because you are literally outraged that he has 2 scoops of Ice Cream
Yeah, clearly I'm OUTRAGED dude, clearly. The president is a severely mentally ill person with no idea what he's doing, there are real things to be outraged over and this isn't one of them.
You are doing psychology over how much Ice Cream someone has do you realize how insane this is?
I see, so for example, if you sit down at a table with someone, and he offers you and everyone else ice cream, but insists he gets more than you for some random reason and tells you that you can't have more, are you really not going to judge that person as a selfish child?
Why are you putting so much effort into defending that having two scoops of Ice Cream is evil then?
Can you copy paste where at any point I called him evil?
Please show me where President Trump insisted that he gets more Ice Cream then everyone else.
According to an extensive interview with TIME Magazine, Trump's White House staff has settled into Trump's routine and know his desires, sometimes before he does,
For example: Trump takes two scoops of ice cream with his chocolate cream pie, TIME reported, while everyone else around the table gets just one.
the way this article is worded makes it seem as if everyone else is allowed one and he gets 2.
I even found another article that is talking about other items.
They found that the waiters know President Trump’s personal preferences well. The President is bestowed with a Diet Coke while other diners are stuck with water.
What’s more, Mr Trump appears to be served “Thousand Island dressing” instead of the “creamy vinaigrette for his guests”. The former reality TV star is also given an “extra dish of sauce” to accompany his chicken.
My point is, the absurd outrage over it is out of control.
For there to be "absurd outrage" over it that is "out of control", there would have to be outrage. You're looking at people thinking it's a ridiculous attack disguising itself as "humour" that isn't remotely funny, and you're getting "outrage" out of that? Really? It can't just be, say, dismay? Disappointment? Mockery?
I literally don't know anyone who is so socially retarded that they haven't gone out to dinner with people at least once. Is this actually a reality for you?
Like I understand you've never had someone say you must have something and ordered it for you, maybe you should hang out with more Old Jewish people they are loads of fun.
You're upset that people order food for other people, like honestly think of how much of a 1st World Problem this is that you actually care about unironcially.
I'M OLD AND STUPID YOU SHOULD HAVE SOME MEATLOAF AND SOME TOP SECRET STATE SECRETS. BUT I NEED MORE ICE CREAM THAN YOU BECAUSE I'M A BIG BOY REEEEEEEE.
I'm going to go have dinner and make them have something I want them to eat now, maybe i'll make a nice Meatloaf, i've been wanting to try a recipe with cheese in it
I'm with you. This is a Jeanne Moos segment. Love 'em or hate 'em, her light-hearted, humorous, slice-of-life stories for CNN go back decades at this point.
Yeah she's like CNN's Andy Rooney. But all of these humorless retardos who only watch Fox News are delusional enough to actually believe dem librul fake news mediums are actually the cartoon characters Hannity sellsyells tells them they are.
Hahahahaha same shit happened to me man. My buddy -
Their highlight news report lately.. So ghastly and astonishing. At the white house dinner, during dessert, everyone got a scoop of ice cream... Everyone, but trump. That villain had TWO SCOOPS!! The racist, homophobic, transphobic, xenophobic, bigot ate vanilla ice cream, because white supremacy
I kind if chuckled and then asked if they had some weird headline recently or something, and he was just like "no dude really this was their story". Wtf??
excuse me, this is the most important piece of investigative journalism of the past 25 years. better believe there'll be pulitzers all around, and they'll be well-deserved. ellsberg would be proud
It was very real. I believe it was on Sean Hannity's show. Guess the lesson is that people are gonna extrapolate meaning from stupid food choices the president makes.
Overdose on some rare lifesaving medication, step in front of an ambulance outside the emergency room exit, steal a a transplant organ that your body is sure to reject...
I have CNN on pretty much all day at work, and the only thing I've ever heard about this is this goof segment they did on it on the day the TIME article came out, and a whole buncha posts on Reddit.
Almost as realistic as those anime tiddies you've been dreaming of. Only another 12 months, then anime tiddies will be real. Keep fightin those libcucks CP, and you and your 2-D waifu will finally be together through the power of Trump and OcculousTM
Everyone in this thread is dumb and triggered, except for me. Am intellectual like myself doesn't fret with such idiotic happenings. Everyone that is anyone knows that scooped ice cream is clearly inferior to chocolate-dipped soft-served ice cream.
At one time our press brought down a corrupt president. Today our press is like a whining three year old. Maaaahhhmmm Donny got more ice cream than me!
It's like the whole Washington press Corp lined up to take a piss on Woodward and Bernstein.
Anyone who criticises Daddy and dares suggests that his seeming incompetence and stupidity isn't actually twelve-dimensional chess should be deported to Mexico tbh.
for some reason I just realized that trump is present. Like I knew it all along, Ive been aware of it, but it just now sunk in. That is a fucking weird feeling.
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n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-05-15
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n/a Hitlery_Clinton 2017-05-15
CNN, where else?
n/a IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-05-15
Time magazine http://time.com/donald-trump-after-hours/
n/a delethotheads 2017-05-15
/r/drama didnt already talk about this? feels like they would've it's been pretty big.
n/a MyrLeaf 2017-05-15
The current state of american politics
You can't escape.
n/a evannever 2017-05-15
What a movie.
n/a Assy-McGee 2017-05-15
is it "The Dark Knight Rises"?
n/a LuigiVargasLlosa 2017-05-15
what movie is this from?
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-05-15
Bronson
n/a crimsonchibolt 2017-05-15
Looks like if /pol/ threw a dance party scratch that its what would happen if ronald regan voters threw a dance party
n/a Cleverly_Clearly 2017-05-15
I mean, this isn't the first time he's done something petty like this, but if I was the president, you'd better goddamn believe I'd want extra ice cream.
n/a Senator_Chickpea 2017-05-15
From the link, I thought "Moos" was going to be the name of some D.C. area ice cream shop.
n/a Kuonji 2017-05-15
Is that a fisheye lens at 0:43? or is that just her face?
n/a ItsSugar 2017-05-15
http://imgur.com/RZ9AGBm
n/a headasplodes 2017-05-15
Somebody mentioned this the other day and I thought they were using a joke headline to make fun of CNN.
Jesus fucking christ.
n/a AltWriteGrammarNazi 2017-05-15
It's a humor segment thrown in at the end of a show, not a news item.
But watching some of you sperg over it is pretty funny.
Jesus fucking christ.
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-05-15
> not a news item
> CNN
Recommending the Meatloaf for someone is emasculating, where is the humor in saying that?
n/a AltWriteGrammarNazi 2017-05-15
Read my first line again but maybe slower this time. I know reading comprehension develops later in some so take your time, but the chance to practice should always be taken.
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-05-15
> tongue-in-cheeck humor
> A New Yorker saying you HAVE to have a dinner item is emasculating
Want to explain what is funny about this since you didn't have enough reading comprehension to do it the first time I asked you?
n/a AltWriteGrammarNazi 2017-05-15
Oh I read your question, and chose to ignore it because it's a stupid question.
The fact is people are calling a humor segment a news item because they're too stupid to recognize satire. Whether it's good or bad satire is not the point.
Nice attempt at deflecting from the group spergreeee though.
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-05-15
So are you just going to keep deflecting instead of you know actually answering the one thing I asked you?
What part of President Trump eats KFC with a Fork, hankers for Taco Bowls and Big Macs is Satire and not actual news that was reported seriously?
n/a AltWriteGrammarNazi 2017-05-15
Choosing to not answer a stupid question isn't deflecting. Holy hell you're not very bright at all.
As to the rest, all I can say is you continue to spergreee instead of practicing your reading skills, so I have helped you all I can.
Some just don't make it. Sad, but nature has a reason I guess.
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-05-15
Really tough questions to answer
I understand why you'd be so afraid to answer them you'd just deflect and insult people instead of having to defend CNN.
n/a AltWriteGrammarNazi 2017-05-15
Nah, I just like watching you spergreee because I won't answer your stupid question.
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-05-15
You get that accusing everyone who talks with you are reeeing means that the reeeing is coming from the inside?
Like how posting over and over again that you aren't mad and everyone else is mad shows that you are mad?
I mean I get that you are someone who defends CNN and deleted your old account after President Trump won so I wasn't expecting much to begin with from you.
n/a AltWriteGrammarNazi 2017-05-15
I didn't defend CNN. I just said it's not a news item that you all are definitely reeeing over.
The fact that you keep deflecting to whatever it is you're talking about just makes it funnier.
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-05-15
Do you even know what deflecting means?
n/a AltWriteGrammarNazi 2017-05-15
Yes. You deflected. I'm laughing at you all for reeeing over satire as though it's CNN reporting serious news, and then you start harping on whether it's funny or not. As I said earlier, it doesn't matter if you think it's funny or not, it's still satire that hurt your trumpy feewings. Let that sink in for a bit.
The fact that you don't recognize it as deflection isn't my fault.
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-05-15
This is Obviously Satire How is it Satire This is Obviously Satire How is it Satire This is Obviously Satire
Man you are really bad at this
Again explain why this time CNN reporting what Trump eats is Satire instead of being serious news like all the other times CNN reported what Trump eats
n/a AltWriteGrammarNazi 2017-05-15
It was always satire. You and your dimwitted friends just aren't bright enoughto recognize it.
I know I keep patiently explaining this as though it will eventually sink in, but what can I say? I'm an optimist.
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-05-15
CNN reporting what Trump eats was always Satire?
n/a AltWriteGrammarNazi 2017-05-15
Literally yes. It's tongue in cheek.
And it's funny as shit that you still can't see that, dimbulb.
Not surprising though. Trump supporters are known to be largely uneducated.
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-05-15
So to be clear this
http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/05/politics/donald-trump-taco-bowl-cinco-de-mayo/
Is a tongue in cheek satire piece?
According to you CNN asked the Former Mexican President about President Trump eating a Taco Bowl tongue in cheek and it was satire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bid8PN0rTXY
n/a AltWriteGrammarNazi 2017-05-15
Oh my god you're still this stupid even after all of my educationing.
Veering from funny to just plain sad now...
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-05-15
I get it you think if you are the last one to reply you are correct, I'll let you get the last word in.
Oh so English isn't your first language maybe that's why it's so hard for concepts like what is or isn't Satire are so hard for you to grasp.
n/a AltWriteGrammarNazi 2017-05-15
Just like you took CNN's bate, here you are taking it again.
Yeah we're definitely in just plain sad territory now.
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-05-15
http://i.imgur.com/n8umjWj.png
You are actually super butthurt that people think CNN is dumb for reporting on how much Ice Cream the President had amazing.
n/a AltWriteGrammarNazi 2017-05-15
Oh goodie, you're deflecting the butthurt now too. Yay!
And the bate referenced was the aducationing part, silly goose.
Also you missed that I misspelled "bait" is a humorous way.
At least you're consistent.
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-05-15
http://i.imgur.com/n8umjWj.png
Pretending to act more retarded isn't helping you are REEEing now please stop posting.
n/a AltWriteGrammarNazi 2017-05-15
You lied to me.
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-05-15
I get it you think if you are the last one to reply you are correct, I'll let you get the last word in.
n/a AltWriteGrammarNazi 2017-05-15
Thanks.
n/a pizzashill 2017-05-15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAvq12Sa3VE
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-05-15
I've talked in detail about Obama's Burger Choices
Even though I don't get what your whathaboutism has to do with my point that it's dumb to seriously report about Food.
n/a pizzashill 2017-05-15
I didn't say it wasn't dumb. My point is, the absurd outrage over it is out of control.
Get over it dude, it happens to literally everyone in office. This icecream story isn't even as absurd as these other ones, from what I've read Trump takes 2 and nobody else is allowed to have 2, that says a lot about the guys character, it's childish.
But in the end you don't even need this to prove him a child so I don't know why they even put it out.
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-05-15
Why do you think I'm outraged over something
Oh because you are literally outraged that he has 2 scoops of Ice Cream
http://i.imgur.com/SNUMFwg.jpg
You are doing psychology over how much Ice Cream someone has do you realize how insane this is?
Well it is CNN
n/a pizzashill 2017-05-15
Yeah, clearly I'm OUTRAGED dude, clearly. The president is a severely mentally ill person with no idea what he's doing, there are real things to be outraged over and this isn't one of them.
I see, so for example, if you sit down at a table with someone, and he offers you and everyone else ice cream, but insists he gets more than you for some random reason and tells you that you can't have more, are you really not going to judge that person as a selfish child?
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-05-15
Why are you putting so much effort into defending that having two scoops of Ice Cream is evil then?
Like you get this makes you just as bad as Hannity right?
Please show me where President Trump insisted that he gets more Ice Cream then everyone else.
n/a pizzashill 2017-05-15
Can you copy paste where at any point I called him evil?
the way this article is worded makes it seem as if everyone else is allowed one and he gets 2.
I even found another article that is talking about other items.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/donald-trump-two-icecream-scoops-guests-get-one-time-magazine-diet-coke-thousand-island-dressing-a7732101.html
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-05-15
Oh boy you sure did a great job of showing that President Trump insisted that he gets more food then everyone else as some kind of Power Play
n/a zahlman 2017-05-15
For there to be "absurd outrage" over it that is "out of control", there would have to be outrage. You're looking at people thinking it's a ridiculous attack disguising itself as "humour" that isn't remotely funny, and you're getting "outrage" out of that? Really? It can't just be, say, dismay? Disappointment? Mockery?
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-15
STOP HURTING DADDY!!
n/a khanfusion 2017-05-15
News programs don't ever never for real have entertainment sections, tho?
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-05-15
Do you even know what you are talking about?
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-15
Because it's so fucking nonsensical and bizarre that it's hilarious.
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-05-15
Go out to eat with people sometime maybe you'll see how crazy this is to be outraged over.
I'll make sure to freak out over power plays next time someone says I have to have the Old Fashioned and orders ones for me.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-15
HAHAHAHA. Holy shit, this is really eating at you. Do you need a hug?
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-05-15
I mean I'm not hearing you say you've ever been out to dinner with someone. Maybe make a few more posts about how X are really the triggered ones.
Who doesn't like Hugs?
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-15
I literally don't know anyone who is so socially retarded that they haven't gone out to dinner with people at least once. Is this actually a reality for you?
You do need a hug.
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-05-15
Like I understand you've never had someone say you must have something and ordered it for you, maybe you should hang out with more Old Jewish people they are loads of fun.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-15
No one attempts to direct my order because I don't hang out with rude and retarded orange monkey-men.
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-05-15
Holy shit, this is really eating at you. Maybe you should make another 5 posts about how i'm the one upset.
You realize just how sad it is that you care this much about an Old person doing Old person things right?
Like this is the guy who went on Martha Stewart and had Meatloaf
I'm just surprised you are this unironically upset about it.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-15
I'm not upset, I find it hilarious that your President is a child. Or, as you're suggesting, a senile retard.
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-05-15
You're upset that people order food for other people, like honestly think of how much of a 1st World Problem this is that you actually care about unironcially.
It's just sad that this is what you have to make fun of America now.
Like the meatloaf is made with Whipping Cream throw some fat jokes in, make a little effort.
AGEISM
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-15
I'M OLD AND STUPID YOU SHOULD HAVE SOME MEATLOAF AND SOME TOP SECRET STATE SECRETS. BUT I NEED MORE ICE CREAM THAN YOU BECAUSE I'M A BIG BOY REEEEEEEE.
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-05-15
>I'm not upset
> Capslock REEEing
k
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-15
Your inability to understand tone is remarkable. You must be an 8 or a 9 on the Sheldon scale.
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-05-15
k
I'm going to go have dinner and make them have something I want them to eat now, maybe i'll make a nice Meatloaf, i've been wanting to try a recipe with cheese in it
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-15
Gross.
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-05-15
I'm going to oppress my significant other by asking her what she wants for dinner then making meatloaf and there's nothing you can do to stop me.
I won't even bloat the grease off the top with a paper towel.
I've been needing revenge for when she ordered me Matzah balls instead of letting me eat Gefilte fish because it stinks.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-15
Some of those are words.
n/a SmurfPrivilege 2017-05-15
I'm with you. This is a Jeanne Moos segment. Love 'em or hate 'em, her light-hearted, humorous, slice-of-life stories for CNN go back decades at this point.
n/a AltWriteGrammarNazi 2017-05-15
Yeah she's like CNN's Andy Rooney. But all of these humorless retardos who only watch Fox News are delusional enough to actually believe dem librul fake news mediums are actually the cartoon characters Hannity
sellsyellstells them they are.These people are legitimate idiots.
n/a nybbas 2017-05-15
Hahahahaha same shit happened to me man. My buddy -
I kind if chuckled and then asked if they had some weird headline recently or something, and he was just like "no dude really this was their story". Wtf??
n/a crimsonchibolt 2017-05-15
https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/6aq75f/trump_gets_2_scoops_of_ice_cream_everyone_else/
Here is another joke
n/a Pepperglue 2017-05-15
And most of the comment there was still mocking Trump. I was wrong for thinking them wouldn't be that pathetic.
n/a crimsonchibolt 2017-05-15
im past the point of caring.
n/a zahlman 2017-05-15
W E W L A D
n/a Nomadlads 2017-05-15
W E W L A D
n/a throwaway19199191919 2017-05-15
https://media2.s-nbcnews.com/j/streams/2014/October/141009/2D274906969164-today-biden-ice-cream-141009-07.today-inline-large.jpg
n/a damn_it_so_much 2017-05-15
This was submitted to /r/NotTheOnion but then it was promptly removed for not being "oniony."
n/a glmox 2017-05-15
excuse me, this is the most important piece of investigative journalism of the past 25 years. better believe there'll be pulitzers all around, and they'll be well-deserved. ellsberg would be proud
n/a ashent2 2017-05-15
scoopgate is coming yall
n/a LadyVetinari 2017-05-15
I can't believe the impeachment process hasn't started yet, what else are they waiting for?!
n/a Mexagon 2017-05-15
This is an actual piece by CNN. Just think about that for a moment.
n/a strathmeyer 2017-05-15
Trump supporters are actually triggered but such simple facts. Think about that for a moment.
n/a nanonan 2017-05-15
Yes, it's Trump supporters that are acting totally unhinged because Trump got an extra scoop, not the left.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-15
Unhinged? Literally nothing about that story was unhinged.
n/a crimsonchibolt 2017-05-15
Yeah i mean this is the kinda thing Dubya got all the time from people insulting his simpleton look and speech.
n/a khanfusion 2017-05-15
What about it? Literally every news group I can think of does silly bullshit articles.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-15
CNN does a humorous fluff piece and you vent your bowels onto the floor in rage.
CNN wins by knockout.
n/a Plexipus 2017-05-15
It's pretty much like in 2009 when Fox News did a piece on Obama asking for Dijon mustard and how elitist it was.
n/a zahlman 2017-05-15
It's funny because when I search for that story, the results are dominated by left-wing outlets criticizing Fox for it.
n/a Plexipus 2017-05-15
It was very real. I believe it was on Sean Hannity's show. Guess the lesson is that people are gonna extrapolate meaning from stupid food choices the president makes.
n/a zahlman 2017-05-15
Oh don't misunderstand, it absolutely was real. I'm just amused at the disparity in the reaction, and what it says about media power and influence.
n/a OldOrder 2017-05-15
Or when Bill O'Reiley had a fucking panic attack about arugula instead of lettuce
n/a AgentGotse 2017-05-15
They didn't answer the more important question which is how much toilet paper he uses to wipe his ass compared to former presidents.
n/a ieatpussy69 2017-05-15
Trump uses a rag on a stick to clean himself, as his enormous presidential girth prevents him from using regular toilet paper.
n/a HivemindBuster 2017-05-15
I mean it's the little things like this is that are actually really telling.
n/a Elsa_Jean_BLACKED 2017-05-15
Kill yourself. But unironically.
n/a HivemindBuster 2017-05-15
Remain alive, but ironically.
n/a Tzcar 2017-05-15
Go into a persistent vegetative state, but metaphorically.
n/a strathmeyer 2017-05-15
How does one kill themself ironically?
n/a Poormidlifechoices 2017-05-15
Overdose on some rare lifesaving medication, step in front of an ambulance outside the emergency room exit, steal a a transplant organ that your body is sure to reject...
This was fun. Let's do it again if you survive.
n/a theherps 2017-05-15
Wait, we're supposed to be ironic when we tell people to kill themselves?
n/a Cloacalla_Festival 2017-05-15
I am going to vote for actual Hitler if this temper tantrum doesn't end soon.
n/a WithoutAComma 2017-05-15
Stop pretending there's an if
n/a Cloacalla_Festival 2017-05-15
Yeah, its probably too late.
n/a crimsonchibolt 2017-05-15
this is not a temper tantrum its a full on war path i like the call it political shermans march to the sea.
n/a mmzznnxx 2017-05-15
Scoopgate
n/a korri123 2017-05-15
http://i.imgur.com/ZsKYP9o.jpg
n/a delethotheads 2017-05-15
i fucking love /tv/
too bad about the pedos
n/a Assy-McGee 2017-05-15
Cunnyposts are a filter to get rid of plebbitors
n/a brrrangadang 2017-05-15
Worth it
n/a delethotheads 2017-05-15
tbh get the fuck off my board you normie /r/4chan scum
i bet you unironically like swaglord
n/a 90231232453151353311 2017-05-15
Cunnyposting is a /tv/ tradition
n/a jPaolo 2017-05-15
What is cunnyposting?
n/a darth_stroyer 2017-05-15
lurk moar
n/a jPaolo 2017-05-15
Actually I don't want to know
n/a comic630 2017-05-15
just think about before Hannah Montana took away your need to imagine.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-15
I liked the /tv/ ogre that one time.
n/a CosmicKeys 2017-05-15
It's been a while since something made me laugh as hard as the /tv/ ogre.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-15
The whole post made me so happy. It was a perfect ruse cruise.
n/a seoulsun 2017-05-15
BONALD GLUMPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
n/a windowsphoneshill 2017-05-15
Big if two
n/a OrangePeals 2017-05-15
Two scoops meme is old now.
n/a bat_mayn 2017-05-15
He also eats pizza with a knife and fork sometimes, can you fucking believe this guy?
n/a WorldStarCroCop 2017-05-15
I used to eat hot pockets with a fork and knife.
n/a DingoLingo2 2017-05-15
I have CNN on pretty much all day at work, and the only thing I've ever heard about this is this goof segment they did on it on the day the TIME article came out, and a whole buncha posts on Reddit.
n/a Pyrepenol 2017-05-15
jokes are real these days. satire is dead
n/a MG87 2017-05-15
Apparently I haven't drank enough tonight
n/a cuteman 2017-05-15
Donald Trump had two scoops of ice cream while children starve in Africa!!!
n/a TossingKeys 2017-05-15
As long as the scoops were rum raisin, then I'm ok with this
n/a captainpriapism 2017-05-15
literally the most incriminating evidence they have against him
guys hes totally about to be impeached so heres a fluff story on ice cream
pretty realistic
n/a Assy-McGee 2017-05-15
Almost as realistic as those anime tiddies you've been dreaming of. Only another 12 months, then anime tiddies will be real. Keep fightin those libcucks CP, and you and your 2-D waifu will finally be together through the power of Trump and OcculousTM
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-05-15
http://i.imgur.com/4ftUtxP.png
n/a captainpriapism 2017-05-15
thats some interesting butthurt there but again im not american or a trump supporter
you cant really deny that when theyre picking on ice cream theyve run out of shit to cry about
remember when the GOP did the same thing with OMG OBAMA PUT GRAINY MUSTARD ON HIS BURGER HOW UNAMERICAN IS THAT
it was dumb then its just as dumb now
n/a CaLiKiNG805 2017-05-15
Everyone in this thread is dumb and triggered, except for me. Am intellectual like myself doesn't fret with such idiotic happenings. Everyone that is anyone knows that scooped ice cream is clearly inferior to chocolate-dipped soft-served ice cream.
n/a DoubleHawk4Life 2017-05-15
Hail, brother.
n/a deere442 2017-05-15
I mean yeah if you're 11
n/a CaLiKiNG805 2017-05-15
11/10 😎
n/a deere442 2017-05-15
I didnt know the autism scale went that high
n/a Poormidlifechoices 2017-05-15
At one time our press brought down a corrupt president. Today our press is like a whining three year old. Maaaahhhmmm Donny got more ice cream than me!
It's like the whole Washington press Corp lined up to take a piss on Woodward and Bernstein.
n/a Assy-McGee 2017-05-15
this tbh 👌. anyone who criticizes Trump is any way is a cuck 🤣
n/a Cloacalla_Festival 2017-05-15
Not precisely true, but close enough.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-15
Anyone who criticises Daddy and dares suggests that his seeming incompetence and stupidity isn't actually twelve-dimensional chess should be deported to Mexico tbh.
n/a jPaolo 2017-05-15
I'm convinced USA is just some [PRANK GONE WRONG] at this point.
n/a Cauchemar89 2017-05-15
The Onion can shutdown. They're redundant at this point.
n/a erythro 2017-05-15
It's a light-hearted story about Trump yet again being petty and selfish, not a scandal. I mean the piece includes this photo
n/a Russiangreyman 2017-05-15
"Surely this is the end of donald trump!"
n/a wOLFman4987 2017-05-15
The President can't have a single extra scoop? WTF is the use of being president then?
n/a BlackPeopleEmoji 2017-05-15
LEAVE HUMANITY BEHIND
n/a IntellectualEuphoria 2017-05-15
Correct the record and shariablue are really running out of new material.
n/a Orsonius 2017-05-15
for some reason I just realized that trump is present. Like I knew it all along, Ive been aware of it, but it just now sunk in. That is a fucking weird feeling.
n/a ANUSBLASTER_MKII 2017-05-15
THE BOWL GOT TWO SCOOPS BIGGER
n/a PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-05-15
Not the most retarded, leaking intel is significantly more retarded.
n/a theherps 2017-05-15
The difference is the intel thing makes sense to be dramatic about.