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these people should be fired out of a cannon into the sun

That's how I wanna go

FUCKING GOOF

I don't know why that phrase amuses me so much. It's like you use the word goof to avoid swearing but "fucking" is preceding it?

The Dana White school of insults

Goof is slang for child molestor.

I love it when people use their kids to justify their bad behavior, then get called out on it and reeeee even harder. Trashy parent drama is some of my favorite.

And the kid just had surgery? If "kids come first" why the fuck are you going out with your friends when your kid is recovering and probably in pain?

Because she wasn't checking up on her kids, she was probably texting some dude asking he deposit his child payments so she can get 20 dollar popcorn.

I got to admit dude, this made me laugh so hard and made me so sad at the same time.

^ THIS BUT NOT IRONICALLY

fucking white trash, use unironically like the rest of su

^ THIS BUT WITH AN IRONIC FLURISH

shit, you got me

To get away from the kid's incessant screaming? but yeah.

Also, a 2-hour drive to get to a theater?

Hahaha reminds me of a girl at the bar having a meltdown about her kid being in the hospital. Another girl asking her wtf she was doing in a bar if her kid is in the hospital did not go over well.

What habbened next?

I think she lunged at the girl, there was some more cry -yelling and it didn't escalate any further. Which for the trashy bar i was at, was a bit of a surprise.

Shut the fuck up you obviously don't have kids it's not a problem 2 be on the phone for a minute at the theater 2 minutes on the phone never hurt nobody shut up LOSER!

You're kids are killing the planet. You're uterus is a weapon of mass destruction.

talk about a moron! get with the program you idiot not everyone has the same rules of life that you do and some people NEED to be on their pohone so how about you stuff it!

Why should the rest of the world be inconvenienced because you couldn't keep your legs closed? Hopefully your crotchfruit didn't inherit your slut gene. Wait, who am I kidding? I do hope they did and I'll be there to take advantage of it when the daddy issues come bubbling to the surface.

my legs ARE my own business asshole! get with the fukin program you idiot moroln my father is dead and by the way he has nothing do do with this you asshole

This is perfect.

you forgot some names on that 3rd image

lol great job at covering those names

Dan "the white knight" Hobbs

The day it becomes socially acceptable to use phones in theatres is the day I go Holmes on people's asses.

This but unironically

Dan wants to fuck Brianna

The time on phone goes up with each post.

40 seconds.

2 minutes.

3 minutes.

Entire movie.

Fuck goof.

bhahahaha op looks like a fucking nerd!

https://i.imgur.com/k4kOh8Y.png

Well fuck.

Im really bad at editing screenshots.

lol NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD

S-stoobbbit!

no u

i like how some stranger telling her to get off her phone during a movie "wrecked" her whole night lol what a little bitch

u/theherps .....I know what you look like now, unless this is a screen grab from somewhere else. Also you left someones full uncensored name.

Yeah, i fucked that up.. besides yall already know what my bussy looks like already so...

Tru tru

Wow. I can't imagine a better reaction. Also the people always talking about how important being a parent is, are usually the worst fucking parents.

Also based on your overreaction here you probably didn't respond the best at the theater either

Thanks dan. I left the movie and my friends cause I didn't want to get banned from the theatre. We paid for all our friends to go for my one night in and I had to walk away!!

Something definitely went down that night, lmao.