Your condescending, contradictory bullshit isn't attractive to anyone except your frothing, basement-dwelling, virgin army.

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If I say yes does that mean people will stop using them?

More people will use them (((ironically)))

I'd probably buy one.

I'd buy a swastika one, but it has to be made of a metal piece salvaged from an internment camp.

Oh fUck yeah Ur makInG mE CUmmM

Ok someone figure out which mods has stopped posting recently because we know this was one of you degenerate fucks.

Tfw insulin is white supremacist

I'm not surprised at all tbh, everyone knows that diabetes is a disease caused by sleeping on your back. All that stuff about obesity and insulin was made up by the white man to keep us down.

Stay woke brother.

I'm afraid to ask if that's an original idea or one you picked up from somewhere.

They are the newest symbol of pure, concentrated autism. So yes.

Wow! This is crazy! I was vodka eyeballing and getting cyber high through i-dosing when I read about this!

We should stop letting people over 30 report on youth "issues".

These teen trends might shock some of you parents out there and turn on some of you perverts out there!

We had the real answer) given us decades ago, and we ignored it to our detriment.

I'd go with about 25. Especially if you were the geriatric kind of 25, like me. I'm almost 30 now, and you can tell me that kids are smoking weed with their urethras nowadays, and I would probably shrug and say "seems legit".

Can't believe they interviewed 2 fat chicks and thought they would know the hip new trend.

More like the newest symbol of white genocide tbh

this whole article is fucking retarded, even before they get to the nazi stuff

I see this is your first time on HeatSt

no but this is even more than usual

like they called the Atlantic bullshit "bullshit" before going into this bullshit, that's what raised a red flag for me

I can't tell if it's tongue-in-cheek, or serious.

Does it matter? The 👌 thing was 100% bait from the word go but Trump-drunk outrage warriors lost their minds over it anyway.

What convinced you? The sarcastic tone or the Onion-tier photoshops?

i only read the first word of every paragraph

Oh, come on. This has to be a joke by /pol/ to get people to stop using fidget spinners or something. They've already learned that they have the power to do this with green frog meme and the OK sign.

But the okay hand sign is racist!

There👏🏻are✌🏻genders👏🏻hail🤘🏻Dio

You forgot to add frogs in lieu of parentheses. It's just not an alt-right hate symbol without frogs.

There👏🏻are 🐸🐸🐸✌🏻genders🐸🐸🐸 👏🏻hail🤘🏻Dio

This is the worst stand you've conjured yet.

hmmm heatstreet is an '''''''alt-right''''''' website, this article is tagged 4chan and it describes them using the word tier in the second paragraph, so the person who wrote it definitely knows whats going on.

the articles its quoting are the usual utterly un-self-aware liberal/mayo nonsense. theyve no fucking idea whats going on because you dont get a job as a freelance features writer for the new yorker by understanding the world.

also i see heatstreet stars out the word bullshit. i guess swearing is degenerate.

The bottom part of the article implies exactly that- it's a troll to get the lefties' tendies in a twist.

Seems like everything can be a white supremacy symbol today. Maybe the Whites really is the master race.

Like midas.

Everything we touch becomes a symbol of supremacy.

That explains the thing for father-daughter incest.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Obviously Heatst is an agent of /pol/

smug frog meme

are you this fucking out of touch? his name is pepe you fucking imbecile.

Was Pepe. Talk about being out of touch.

Talk like about Snally again like that and i will fuck you up then hook my chinkphone on your life support.

snally cucked you with bbc. she's a slut for black cocks now. that's why she can't even remember pepe's name.

Year is 2034. Imagine your kids reading this.

If u ever talk about snalpal like that again I will feed you feet first into a combine wheat thresher I sware 2 god

You talkin shit to snally m8?

This is either an amazing satire or the most retarded thing in 2017. Brb gonna go get some milk 👌👌👌👌

Sigh. *updates list*

I feel like I got dumber reading this shit.

Maybe at this point it would be easier to just list all the things that aren't symbols of white supremacy.

So a whitelist instead of a blacklist?

hot new trend the kids are talking about is racist

Foolproof clickbait strat, effective on both sides!

This has to be tongue in cheek right?

Also Richard Spencer is really packing on the pounds.

He'll team up with that one HAES activist and they'll start ranting about needing Lebensraum for their expansive bulks.

Do you mean this lady? http://notyourgoodfatty.com/naafa-fat-activist-dies-at-the-age-of-55/

Because she's already got all the Lebensraum she needs in her XXXL casket

No the other one.

You guys do realize that this is a troll article, right?

Or are we RPing this as real?

According to the sidebar yes.

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haha benis :DDDD

Now you're getting it

This is satire right

"Any headline that ends in a question mark can be answered by the word no."

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C___Wh6UAAI3yrn.jpg:large

Here I was thinking that the fidget spinners looked like the destiny logo... Maybe destiny is a game about white supremacy too?????

hahahahah dass funny