The_Assblast calls out cucks and shills, mass deletion in comments, much salt to be found

28  2017-05-17 by StellarisPepe

68 comments

No wonder you have an army of pretentious neckbeard losers following you around

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Sardine title, retarded 'drama'.

I guess it fits in perfectly then.

Can someone explain how it stays exactly on 0 and doesn't move up or down at all when you refresh?

It doesn't display below zero

The downvote bots monitor it and when someone upvotes they immediately downvote to counteract

yeah i saw another thread on /r/all from neoliberal rallying people to brigade this sub.. guess the rules only apply to the losing team ;)

/u/freakyfastharvick the doofus routinely brigades son

Also /u/freakyfastharvick link cause i don't believe you

oh okay i understand why i was tagged in this thread now

https://www.reddit.com/r/neoliberal/comments/6bjl2c/tfw_you_say_clintons_bad_for_using_private_email/?sort=top

The comment was in this thread, im currently looking for it. I remember it very clearly because I was surprised.. it said something along the lines of we all need to band together and shut down this oppressive subreddit, we need to do whatever it takes lets get in there and downvote them.

I remember it because i almost commented back how responding to brigading to brigading would help anything. If you have any more info on whats actually happening id like to know because i only stick to sports subs and occasionally /r/all

Also for further info, we sort of enjoy watching the shitshow here.

hahaha good to know, id be lying if i said i didnt enjoy it a bit myself

so there may possibly be a comment buried somewhere deep within the comments?

P.S. NASCAR isn't a sport, but I do support it as a leading cause of public mayocide.

lol dude ive heard everything before you gotta try harder

soccer is just kicking a ball and nascar is just left turns and youre just not as smart as you think you are!

I mean, if you're down with mayocide, I got no beef.

i just know where you were going with that, i'm out of the loop but not that out of the loop haha

still didn't answer my question. Is not mayocide isn't not the best way to improve the world, yes?

if mayocide means more NASCAR races, possibly year round then im in favor

if more NASCAR races means more mayocide, possibly year round then im in favor. B I P A R T I S A N S O L U T I O N S

I came in your eye to grow a new race Trumptards.

You heard that one?

the_donald has been banning reasonably intelligent critical thinking users for like months now to filter them out extensively (even mildly retarded users would have caught on after a few bans in), yet you managed to have slithered through all that and still post there. How do you feel about this achievement?

I'm saving my t_d ban for a magic moment.

My cherry popping was a magical time.

It was the night before the election, and there was some rapidly rise shitpost making something up based on a photoshpped imgur pic.

I put on my shitposting pants, got all lubed up, and went on a rant that would put /u/Hstark to shame.

It was a wonderful evening and now I feel comfortable shitposting on any old thread. But I'll never forget my first.

Impeachment or resignation?

Piss tape

is the answer you're looking for i feel slightly more retarded than mildly retarded

No I'm not looking for a specific answer, I'm genuinely impressed and curious how you managed it.

If you're implying i post there regularly thats false, im a sports fan, mainly NASCAR (see username) and the community here for sports is fantastic, /r/NASCAR has a post that hit /r/all and i was looking for it and saw the Seth Rich post with 0 karma on the frontpage of /r/all decided to stop by and ask how that has happened because i am aware of Seth.

if youre implying that its a closeted community that only lets their own post and how i slithered through and got some upvotes, i guess its beginners luck.

It's OK, serious posts are sometimes appreciated here.

NASCAR is fucking retarded though.

have you ever given it a chance?

Dale Earnhardt gave it a chance and look where that got him

and if he didnt race would you still know his name?

He'd probably be serving extra crispy drumsticks instead of being one.

holy shit that hilarious

i dont think you wanted a serious answer but i gave one anyway

Ha I know how this is going to go down. For a couple weeks old account, you say

you're implying i post there regularly thats false

ok

im a sports fan (see username)

Uh uh, that clears it, but

yeah i saw another thread on /r/all from neoliberal rallying people to brigade this sub.. guess the rules only apply to the losing team ;)

"losing team", good job trying hard to keep the sports fan schtick.

i cant stand looking anywhere else on this website, i just stick to the sports subreddits, the obvious agenda is obvious..

"obvious agenda" uh? What is that agenda? Who is imposing this "agenda"?

/u/667x 43 points 1 hour ago

Well good news, since you got above 50 karma here from your posts, you're probably banned from the liberal subs now anyways.

/u/freakyfastharvick 30 points 1 hour ago

hilarious, if thats the case i might as well embrace it #maga

That's the fastest conversion by an innocent sports fan who accidentally stumbled upon the blatant reddit admin oppression to maga I've seen.

beginners luck

Lol

you sound extremely paranoid, no one said im innocent, even the sports fan has politcal beliefs. if i cared half as much as you did i would post about it, but i dont. i do care about Seth though.

is this a troll?

I dont think you know what the word "paranoid" means, but anyway, can you explain this part:

What is that agenda? Who is imposing this "agenda"?

i do care about Seth though

Uh uh?

No i do, youre paranoid trying to put all these wild things together based off a misguided hunch that im somehow a fake account, if people knew who were imposing this agenda then it wouldnt be a hidden agenda it would be blatant propaganda, if you really want to find out follow the money. dont ask me.

and yes i do find it odd he was murdered, the police are told to standdown and any thread mentioning that gets nerfed to hell.

any more questions you have you creep

if people knew who were imposing this agenda then it wouldnt be a hidden agenda it would be blatant propaganda, if you really want to find out follow the money. dont ask me.

hilarious, if thats the case i might as well embrace it #maga

burnnn

except not, get a life

Actually that one is being heavily brigaded. Its down like 400 from when I first saw it.

I mean, if it gets downvoted to oblivion once it hits /r/all, that's not brigading, that's just public opinion.

muh brigade conspiracy

Or people downvote spammy posts?

Or people downvote spammy posts?

Right.... reddit censors /r/the_donald and allows spam and botting in anti-donald subs.

Ah yes the Donald have multiple pages all with thousands and thousands of upvotes for every post on there at least first 3 pages of hot is organic. 🙄

I've seen posts with 60% upvotes that never hit r/all, lets not pretend reddit doesn't have a thing for /r/the_donald, especially the admins.

You do remember when they tried to fuck with the voting there and made every post on the donald go to r/all? Fuckery.

There's a difference between trying to keep retards from embarrassing themselves and malice. Keeping the_donald in its own corner so it can eat glue in peace is an unusual kindness the admins extended.

Did you notice that after the first few pages it affected every spammy subreddit?

Ah yes the Donald have the White House with 60 million upvotes sure is organic. 🙄

I thought bernie and jill cornered the organic voter market

Are you suggesting that the donald team are too incompetent to even infiltrate a shitty dev team of a mediocre website to prevent them censoring stuff you don't like and can't even write simple bots to upvote stuff that blue haired fat feminists can? Why even acknowledge this and live at this point?

Obviously Rich's parents were threatened and told to keep their mouth's shut!!! WHY DON'T YOU CUCK SHILLS UNDERSTAND THIS LOL SHEEPLE MAGA

>Evidence person who leaked DNC emails to wikileaks was murderered

>Redditors: "Yeah right there's no proof, gtfo fake news."

>Also Redditors: "Trump got peed on, I know because of the dossier leaked by James Bond himself."

Assange pointed out on Scahill's podcast that everyone expected Clinton to win, so pissing her off would make life even harder for him. It is a good point.

I mean no matter who won assange was still stuck in that embassy. He wants to get revenge on the us and he certainly has been effective. The mad idiot at the helm is quickly ruining our international standing and throwing the nation into chaos. China's rise to being the dominant force in the world has been greatly accelerated by the Orange doofus and his worthless supporters are too stupid to realize it

I mean no matter who won assange was still stuck in that embassy. He wants to get revenge on the us and he certainly has been effective. The mad idiot at the helm is quickly ruining our international standing and throwing the nation into chaos. China's rise to being the dominant force in the world has been greatly accelerated by the Orange doofus and his worthless supporters are too stupid to realize it

A lot of those claims need serious evidence behind them to be accepted.

Assange is very obviously a completely self absorbed egotist. Guy is in major love with himself. What better way to get revenge on a country than help it's dumbest members elect a senile buffoon to run it into the ground? Trumps damage will take a long time to undo, and who knows how long it will take to stuff the brainwashed angry redneck genie back into the bottle.

That's not "serious evidence", to be frank. That's just psychoanalysis.

We aren't going to be destroyed by nukes don't be silly. It will be through the erosion of our trade deals and bungling of the economy. We will go into a decline and our countrymen will get poorer and dumber; and then the age of China will get going

So you're saying that you're as dumb as liberals?

No I'm just saying that the double standard is ass-blastingly infuriating.

Right. Because the left takes the pee stuff as seriously as the right takes their little murder conspiracy.

Posts about the piss thing got tens of thousands of upvotes. And I'm not talking about the left but the reddit left, which is somehow dumber.

Hah! You're angry about upvotes.

Have you seen any leftist subs have embarrassing, childish meltdowns over it?

what is r/politics?

The_Assblast

hurhurhur that'll show em. What are you like 12?

Said The_Yakuza

Yeah I said it. Your point is?

That's The_Point

Still don't understand man

That's The_Joke

I don't know man, I found it to be pretty funny.

How would you know what's funny? Unfunny_twat

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