Inbreds argue over whose deformed-jawed, powder-wigged spawn gets to sit in the shiny chair while some closeted homo steals their iron mines

43  2017-05-18 by tom_the_tanker

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No wonder you have an army of pretentious neckbeard losers following you around

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This kind of thing really freaks me out and confirms our species is retarded. People literally died so that one inbred man child got to sit on a throne instead of another. And this has happened so many times in history. I think I'd rather die of a heart attack pooping and jerking it at the same time tbh

People literally died so that one inbred man child got to sit on a throne instead of another.

It's not just about who gets to sit on a throne; there were massive geopolitical implications. It'd be concerning if people didn't care who would be in charge of one of the most powerful empires on Earth.

*woman child

Kys you are the patriarchy

When you're right, you're right.

lame

fake and gay

i thought this was going to be about CK2

Awww... read "deformed-jaw" and thought this was going to be the War of Spanish Succession.

(though I suppose the powder-wigged should have given it away)

Either one would have worked partly but only this one had a convenient closeted homo